💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

also lol this comment is accurate:

What a filthy fucking animal. And of course he leaves it in.

 

[Walter Molinski]

I start my workday at 8am from home. Light work, but work. Things like Organizing and knocking out things checking in on my teams progress and accuracy. I head into the physical office some time between 10-11am, combining an rpearly lunch to run errands etc. i get to the physical office around 11-12 and stay until 5:30-6.

This allows me to skip the commute traffic entirely and put in a 6-7 hour block of time of productivity uninterrupted by lunch etc, while benefiting from WFH things like laundry and managing kids activities, etc, a leisurely lunch, and zero traffic stress. All of this while making a measurable impact on the health systems that keep Jack’s fat ass alive.

But I apparently get in Jack’s way…

Real men work a thirty minute shift in the kitchen cooking up peak slop that only Jack's tainted tongue will be able to find palatable, all the while he's sweating to walk down and get his disability check from the mailbox, these slackers better get their shit together and not staying in traffic.

 

[Super Hans v2]

It's also something he's only doing because I bet his dickhead brother Charles told him about a concept called shrinkflation, and it's making him tantrum and shit himself in fear at the idea. You're like two or three years late to the idea again Jack.

Okay, but that's something that was one pound a box turning into fifteen ounces but costing the same, not the people at Kellogg's being insidious bastards and systematically shorting everybody an average of a quarter ounce a box. But Jack probably heard 'less fud,' shit himself in rage, and called the TamHammobile at 10 am on a weekday to immediately prove the fuckers at Wal-Mart a bunch of cheats.

 

[souschef]

Oh yeah, you just know that fat ass shoved that sugary trash down his gullet the second the camera was off and will still pretend to be carnivore dieting.

also lol this comment is accurate:
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Jack is why the shart in mart meme was born

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack is a retard (shocker, I know). Packaged meat can lose weight through losing water/blood/etc after being packed. So if you take it out of the package, it will likely weigh a bit less

The package of ground beef he bought was labeled as 36 oz, he weighted it at 35 oz. He thought it was 2 pounds because he didn't bother to read the label so he believed he got 3 oz extra! Walmart ain't giving you free beef, champ!

It's also something he's only doing because I bet his dickhead brother Charles told him about a concept called shrinkflation, and it's making him tantrum and shit himself in fear at the idea.

No. There have been incidents where the butchers dept at supermarkets have faked weights on meat packaged in store. Wal-mart even got sued for this:

• The purchase of weighed meat, poultry, seafood, or qualifying bagged citrus fruits must have been made in a physical brick and mortar Walmart store such as a Walmart Supercenter, a Walmart retail store, or a Walmart neighborhood market anywhere in the United States, or Puerto Rico.

 

[AltisticRight]

This fat fuck is so entitled. Taking photos of people who are likely doing something productive (unlike him) while he slumps over in the passenger seat.

It's actually insane to me how out of touch old Jack is.

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This fat fuck is so worthless and nasty. Maybe people start work late, many people's jobs are on the road. A good percentage of them were probably driving from one workplace to another, or their client's place, or a site.
He's never had a job.

 

[Puggers]

In todays edition of Jack being a contrarian for no reason. He now wants to bring all of the military. Jack, the political genius, probably thinks that power projection doesn't matter and that another major power wouldn't just fill the void we leave if we pulled troops in international bases back.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1gTYdoumg
Man, oh man. You go for months with middling Jack content and assume he's too stroked out to ever make anything good again and just out of nowhere he knocks it out of the park with this one. Jack decides to find out if the supermarket is trying to rip you off by shorting you on meat vs what's on the package, and does this by weighting/counting a bunch of different factory packaged foods and non foods including the meat, which was clearly ground and packaged off-site. He counts the six pack of Zebra Cakes to make sure they're not shorting you! He displays no knowledge of 'mean' and 'standard deviation'! He explains to you that he is zeroing out the weight of the bowl so it isn't included in the food weight! This man is in his fifties! Dear lord! This is a must-watch.

The man is a fucking retard if this is what qualifies as an "investigation".

I imagine Jack eats cake by just shoving the entire cake in his mouth.

He just unhinges his jaw like a snake and swallows it whole.

 

[the khat quaffer]

This fat fuck is so worthless and nasty. Maybe people start work late, many people's jobs are on the road. A good percentage of them were probably driving from one workplace to another, or their client's place, or a site.
He's never had a job.

I bet he's never heard of the concept of "1st/2nd/3rd shift".

(Or any shift, for that matter.)

Okay, but that's something that was one pound a box turning into fifteen ounces but costing the same, not the people at Kellogg's being insidious bastards and systematically shorting everybody an average of a quarter ounce a box. But Jack probably heard 'less fud,' shit himself in rage, and called the TamHammobile at 10 am on a weekday to immediately prove the fuckers at Wal-Mart a bunch of cheats.

How many years do you think he went feeling ripped off that cereal bags have a bunch of air in them? Or cereal powder at the bottom of the bag instead of crunchy sugar balls?

"This product is sold by weight, not volume. Some settling may have occurred." - Jack, if he could read

What I still marvel at even a day later is that he wanted to see if Great fuckin' Value was cheating customers. Great...Value. The bottom of the barrel. You can't get any lower than that in terms of cost or quality. And he still wanted to make sure he was getting his money's worth. Why doesn't he just go to a 99 cents store (if they still exist) and make sure his can of Grade F potted meat is actually weighing in at what it says on the label??

He just unhinges his jaw like a snake and swallows it whole.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Actually I was thinking something like this:

But instead of the sexy Jane Badler alien, it's Fatty.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

or the designated toilet in his house that has all the cracks and crushed black widows on the seat, and miscarriage spatters in and three feet around the bowl in a pattern evocative of someone mixing red velvet cake batter in it at high RPM, with elephant footprints leading into the shower.

Good God, man. Bravo, I shuddered.

Also, red alert -- red alert! I believe we have been promised an EMERGENCY show this evening to address the L.A. riots!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

In todays edition of Jack being a contrarian for no reason. He now wants to bring all of the military. Jack, the political genius, probably thinks that power projection doesn't matter and that another major power wouldn't just fill the void we leave if we pulled troops in international bases back. View attachment 7491931

Jack gets all of his information from Fox News and right-wing propagandists on social media. He legitimately believes that LA is overrun with immigrants, burning down the city. In reality, it's like a few blocks but you know fatty is a gullible retard

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Jack gets all of his information from Fox News and right-wing propagandists on social media. He legitimately believes that LA is overrun with immigrants, burning down the city. In reality, it's like a few blocks but you know fatty is a gullible retard

A few blocks still isn't acceptable.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What the hell was the point of Jack going to the supermarket? Did he expect to find false advertising as though the FDA already isn't on the asses of food companies, but Jack alone could bring attention to it so he could get famous

 

[JambledUpWords]

What the hell was the point of Jack going to the supermarket? Did he expect to find false advertising as though the FDA already isn't on the asses of food companies, but Jack alone could bring attention to it so he could get famous

My guess is that he’s just copying the content of what other health/fitness influencers do for easy engagement. Problem is, people generally aren’t going to listen to health advice from someone the size of a baby hippo.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

This fat fuck is so entitled. Taking photos of people who are likely doing something productive (unlike him) while he slumps over in the passenger seat.

It's actually insane to me how out of touch old Jack is.

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And what are you doing on the road on 10 AM on a Wednesday? Having your cow wife drive you to Carl's Jr for your second breakfast?

The only "jobs" this white nigger has ever had is being a wedding DJ and an overnight DJ on some Podunk country station 30 years ago.

Fuck you, Jack.

 

[Super Hans v2]

What the hell was the point of Jack going to the supermarket? Did he expect to find false advertising as though the FDA already isn't on the asses of food companies, but Jack alone could bring attention to it so he could get famous

Their finances are so bad they've decided to scam the government even more and write off their daily snack run on their taxes (which don't amount to shit to begin with).

 

[Adamska]

Jack gets all of his information from Fox News and right-wing propagandists on social media. He legitimately believes that LA is overrun with immigrants, burning down the city. In reality, it's like a few blocks but you know fatty is a gullible retard

Yes and no. I think he skips the news since it's not cartoons like Blues Clues or the Land Before Time cartoon and it just goes over his head, and instead he gets his shit takes from the people he deems cool. Like how he'd originally follow the late pastor who brutally murdered that poor woman. Or his loser narc of a bald ass brother who trends that way anyway. That and the random conspiracy channels and accounts he brainlessly looks at on tiktok and facebook.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

In todays edition of Jack being a contrarian for no reason. He now wants to bring all of the military. Jack, the political genius, probably thinks that power projection doesn't matter and that another major power wouldn't just fill the void we leave if we pulled troops in international bases back. View attachment 7491931

oh, he'll be happy once trump sends troops to defend Israel. god, please get another stroke, Jack. I hope it do you in.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

A few blocks still isn't acceptable.

Right, but a few blocks doesn't require bringing the entire damn military home.