🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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A customizing the trailer saga would be fucking funny. I'm not talking his usual interior decorating, but decorating the outside. Could you imagine him painting it black and green and putting up Halloween decorations that he leaves out year-round?

"What up youtoob. So tod- SO TODAY I got a letter from the HOA saying that I need to take down my foam gravestones and the custom plywood belltower in my front yard. The HOA is starting so sound like my Youtube troles."
Honestly, I think the realization that he can customize it would do him some good. Spray painting cool S's on the outside would also be dope as hell twu
 
A customizing the trailer saga would be fucking funny. I'm not talking his usual interior decorating, but decorating the outside. Could you imagine him painting it black and green and putting up Halloween decorations that he leaves out year-round?
Im so down for some Gothic plastic flamingos out front the trailer.
The question would be chili peper party lights or like holloween spider lights across the awning.
 
i like this new brave little toaster arc its way more intresting than him talking about mens rights and double standards twu
Reminds me of that short-lived "Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost" arc we had a few months back. He'd constantly bring that movie up for no reason, and always mention the version of the theme song sung by Billy Ray Cyrus. Anything's better than him regurgitating Terrance Poop quotes, though. That's for sure.
 
Honestly, I think the realization that he can customize it would do him some good. Spray painting cool S's on the outside would also be dope as hell twu
He can also decorate for Halloween like never before but he didn't do it this year. So many possibilities limited by him wanting to sit in the dead dog chair and do literally nothing all day.
Im so down for some Gothic plastic flamingos out front the trailer.
The question would be chili peper party lights or like holloween spider lights across the awning.
Chili pepper party lights are definitely a Cobra's Cantina vibe.
 
a lot of people say that they see some of themselves in cobes. what part of yourself do you see in him?
if i completely gave up i would be drunk 24/7 chain-smoking and staring at screen. dudes got a trailer and enough income that he doesnt have to work.
Cobes is endearing in a way because there's a small part of me that wishes I could shirk all meaningful responsibilities and rot in my living room eating and drinking like a goblin. It reminds me of the best and worst times of my life, when I was in college. I had become incredibly disillusioned with my career path, and my depression turned me into a sort of boglim. I would sleep 10-12 hours a day, skip all my classes and get drunk and high with my friends into the wee hours of the morning.

Fortunately I have too much dignity to go down that path, so I did what I needed to do to get my life back on track, but I would be lying if I didn't admit that I look back on those times in my life fondly. Cobra is just a way to relive my degenerate years, and its in many ways a warning for what I could become if I let myself go once again.

There's also a part of me that's rooting for him to succeed and improve his life in some way, but I know he doesn't want to and never will. That's what makes him so interesting to watch lol
 
Cobes used to be somewhat likeable and entertaining. Now he’s just a boring drunk who has wised up (least a bit) and keeps anything interesting off stream.

I don’t wish ill on him but I don’t expect any positive changes either.

I remember reading that scientists found that if given the option, monkeys will just get drunk all day and masturbate — kinda like Cobes.
 
Honestly, I think the realization that he can customize it would do him some good. Spray painting cool S's on the outside would also be dope as hell twu
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Busybodies of the trailer park would go to war and think its a dodgy traphouse, leading to evil troles getting involved.

Im betting on him painting OZZY RULES with gigantic green letters on the wall.
 
Cobes used to be somewhat likeable and entertaining. Now he’s just a boring drunk who has wised up (least a bit) and keeps anything interesting off stream.
This. Is his viewership sinking? I used to keep up but even I'm only checking this board like once every two weeks.
 
This. Is his viewership sinking? I used to keep up but even I'm only checking this board like once every two weeks.

if ive learned anything from kf, the obsessives and paypigs will not leave until cobes goes to meet skygod.

he could post one spam and proshoot sandwich every 6 months and people would still buy the wands and circlejerk in pathetic facebook groups.
 
"I'm still the same Cobra; I just grew up and experienced life".
Ohhhh daddy dearest. I'm not your little boy any more.
 
Someone asked him if he would perform live and he said no because “no one wants to hear my shitty music”. Is this the first time he’s acknowledged that his music is terrible? I feel like that’s the most self deprecating thing he’s ever said.
 
The Muted Saga coming in nicely, toobz. God, every time you think his streams can't get worse, he finds some horrible new way to make it even less appealing.
 
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