💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.3%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.6%

  • Total voters
    685
I tried tracking down the source of the notion that there were "people coming by the house day and night" but can't find it. It's not in the search warrant, for example. I did find a few other people mentioning it, so I'm not going crazy, but I just don't remember if the source was officially documented or just a local rumor on Facebook or something. Anyone remember where that notion came from? Much appreciation in advance if you do! Thanks
Best I can give you is someone (who knows how many pages back) suggesting that it would be obvious if people were coming and going all the time, not that people actually were. Aside from Rekeita driving his kids all the way out the the Jovian moons all the time, of course.
 
Obviously, I haven't seen the tapes and am relying on K and TikiMan, but it really struck me that the cops didn't seem that interested in fully searching the house.
Given the disarray the house appeared to be in at the time, conducting a thorough search would likely have taken days.

That said, I have a strong suspicion that Aaron may have informed the police about where Rekieta had hidden his drugs. That’s probably one of several reasons why Rekieta harbors such resentment toward him — not to mention his apparent inability to handle rejection from a former romantic partner.
 
Aaron's right that post was a gayop, there's no way in HELL the Borderline coke whore April Anderson would ever write a soliloquy like that in a forum who shits on her. I would say it's a 75% chance it is Nick just like the "Aprillaw" split personality Twitter BS he started. The other 25% could be gayops specialists like Melton, Podawful etc trying to fuck with the farms.
 
Aaron's right that post was a gayop, there's no way in HELL the Borderline coke whore April Anderson would ever write a soliloquy like that in a forum who shits on her. I would say it's a 75% chance it is Nick just like the "Aprillaw" split personality Twitter BS he started. The other 25% could be gayops specialists like Melton, Podawful etc trying to fuck with the farms.
When we've reached a point where i can't tell if a gayop is coming from the band of pedophile freaks or Nick himself, is when you know we're nearly at the end. It's never been this horrifically BAD.
I lived long enough to see a man transform into a horrorcow with my own eyes, and i never even knew what that was until this year.
 
I'm not very well versed on what being on parole is like, but surely a parole officer would not take kindly to watching a guy verbally/emotionally abuse women, joke about their own crimes and brag/glorify what they did wrong.
Coming from someone that has known people who have been on parole in a bigger metro area, parole officers are pretty hands off outside of their scheduled meetings and check-ups with their parolee and the minimum required "unscheduled" calls or visits. I doubt that most parole officers are taking time out of their day to investigate online on what their parolee is doing unless they've had some external source contact them about their parolee (or they think their parolee is up to something from their direct interactions with them).

Now this is more of a rural area and they're probably not overworked like a parole officer in the Twin Cities might be, then maybe they'll be more proactive.
 
Best I can give you is someone (who knows how many pages back) suggesting that it would be obvious if people were coming and going all the time, not that people actually were. Aside from Rekeita driving his kids all the way out the the Jovian moons all the time, of course.
Yeah that may have been Anominous post from a couple days ago? I responded to that as he was suggesting (rightly so) that a dealer would have people coming back and forth at all hours. But I feel strongly that I read not long after the bust that there were indeed reports of that kind of activity? I just don't remember if it was in an official report or perhaps a local rumor that made it onto the Farms.
 
That rule change is bullshit. If he’s not in the running, there will be a revolt. I foresee minimal participation or votes for the least funny candidate. There will always be an asterisk for the 2025 winner if the rule change stands.
Even on the Farms there's election fortification, smh. We really need some kind of audit for this.
 
Honestly, that is the thing I'm most interested in at this point, and the rest just feels like noise. Yes, first-time offender... but a first-timer with a) a scale b) broken down coke baggies c) stacks of cash d) multiple other illegal drugs e) a daughter testing positive for coke? Obviously, I haven't seen the tapes and am relying on K and TikiMan, but it really struck me that the cops didn't seem that interested in fully searching the house. Maybe they came back the next day and we just can't get tape on that? (also suspicious).

I tried tracking down the source of the notion that there were "people coming by the house day and night" but can't find it. It's not in the search warrant, for example. I did find a few other people mentioning it, so I'm not going crazy, but I just don't remember if the source was officially documented or just a local rumor on Facebook or something. Anyone remember where that notion came from? Much appreciation in advance if you do! Thanks
my supposition is he was selling to April's friends.
i assume he has no actual friends of his own.
 
my supposition is he was selling to April's friends.
i assume he has no actual friends of his own.
Rekieta is absolutely the kind of creep who would use his coke and other drugs to try and get sex from women and men. That is still dealing and is also a potential sex crime. Fits his apparent behavior.
 
Nick really needs that ultimate comeuppance to slap him back to reality. I'm predicting we get the body cam and it does the job perfectly. That's his kryptonite just now. He's terrified that we will see how bad it really was/probably still is in there
There is no way that the release of the body cam footage will be enough to snap him back to reality.

The most intriguing thing out there right now, is what Gabe Hoffman has been eluding to.
 
All a scammer has to do is stroke this faggot's ego
"Hey Nick, cool mustang. You do hard drugs? Wow dude hard drugs are even cooler in your mid 40s. You're like if Hunter S Thompson and Bukowski had a kid and the Fonz was the godfather! What is cooler than cool, ICE COLD. Yeah we're not too old and that is still a topical reference. Oh you're making a tweet? Let me see.
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Vague posting murder suicide threats as a middle aged man? BAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEDDDD!
Yeah bro we can soup up your car just like the killdoser! Well get some mounted uzis, maybe an MG up top, a couple of Noz tanks, one for the car and one for you, it'll be perfect. We'll call it something edgy like "Murderstang". Oh you think Killstang is better, hey man, you're the one with the creative writing degree not me.
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Those prudes will rue the day they ever fucked with you, Nick Rekeita, especially Aaron. Aaron could never do something this cool and edgy. Anyway can you said your mom to lend me some money"
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I wanna borrow 20 grand from Nick before it ends so bad guys.
The more I think about it, the more it sounds like Nick. This person shits heavily on Kayla, and the only bad thing they say about Nick is that he lied about leaving his wife for her (which we already knew). Isn't April notorious for accusing exes of all sorts of abuse and shit? If she's going to bother to post in Nick's thread why not burn it all down? It's either not her, or if it is she's still fucking him.
100%. Nick logic is "if i was lying guys why would I show this cluttered picture of the living room?!?!? Obviously i am telling the truth because i am anchoring my narrative to a small tidbit of truth that while embarrassing is much less embarrassing then reality". I don't even think its a dabble verse try-hard because Nick must be aware they are all on the precipice of snaking him so i doubt hes sending marching order. It's Nick, and every person who believed it's April gave Nick joy. Nicks doing the hurr durr meme and will deflect to "you guys really thought i was retarded" to which the only reply is "Fuck off Retard"
I just checked Skelly's Instagram, he no longer seems to be following Ape. He still follows Aaron and Keanu for the matter. The two definitely had a falling out
That's just his gay ops for a cover. If they were apart Nick would 1000% be following her IG and would have burnt her and obsessively shit on her publicly. I don't disagree with the initial response of "Trust but verify". Aaron/Elissa post here after all and you don't want to scare off the 5% of real accounts just to spurn the 95% of gay op attempts.
After the boxing coach reveals, we are in risk of losing the three-peat people.
Not a chance, they didn't reveal that Ian was taking his mother's HGH. All we learned was, Ian Smells, Anissa controls his life and opinions and they don't like jews and are fake leftists that cant even be bothered to play armchair activist. It was confirming assumptions. For it to be a Rekeita level reveal something like "And Anissa drops NBombs constantly and is always saying the 14 words". And I don't know if that would even be more shocking than Nick possessing his mother's little helpers.
 
Coming from someone that has known people who have been on parole in a bigger metro area, parole officers are pretty hands off outside of their scheduled meetings and check-ups with their parolee and the minimum required "unscheduled" calls or visits. I doubt that most parole officers are taking time out of their day to investigate online on what their parolee is doing unless they've had some external source contact them about their parolee (or they think their parolee is up to something from their direct interactions with them).

Now this is more of a rural area and they're probably not overworked like a parole officer in the Twin Cities might be, then maybe they'll be more proactive.
I did some digging a while ago. Kandiyohi County is very open with its "Community Corrections" stats. (Amusingly, the Deputy Director appears to be Kayla's second cousin on her mom's side, Christel Roelofs.) Link
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So, very rough math, but 805 probation/parolees divided by 17 POs means each PO monitors around 47 people.

That's a bit under much of the state, but when I posted this on the legal thread, someone wisely pointed out that in rural districts, driving time may be part of the equation for funding. A PO in Minneapolis can probably knock on 8 doors within 10 blocks. That's a lot harder in Kandiyohi.
 
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so we have 2 gayops this week first the AI bodycam and now fake april
Is the AI Bodycam even a gayop? It was Jessie being a retard and fishing for attention.

The dabbleverse is such a fucking wreck that I don't doubt some fag bragged about how they were going to bait the farms pretending to be April. Aaron confirmed they had inside knowledge. This bait could even be Nick sponsored.
 
so we have 2 gayops this week first the AI bodycam and now fake april
JessePS has been pulling deepfakes for years. I'd call it less gay ops and more like tricking the uninformed.

There is no way that the release of the body cam footage will be enough to snap him back to reality.

The most intriguing thing out there right now, is what Gabe Hoffman has been eluding to.
Gabe Hoffman's upcoming stream with Keanu Thompson is the most interesting thing in the near future. I think its sometime next week? (the exact time and date eludes my memory).
 
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