💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.3%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.6%

  • Total voters
    685
The content flows

There's new Nick stuff almost every day, there's consistent iDubbbz and Anisa retardation, even more minor cows like chibi quit their safe job to apply for one in Japan and got rejected.
Never thought I'd live to see the day where Ralph gets beat up, arrested, and stranded in a foreign country begging for nickels for bus fair, and it doesn't even warrant a headline.
 
i just want to illustrate Rekieta's comment about kayla's destroyed body:

This is april
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This is kayla

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Not gonna embed those images?

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Thanks, but the latter is probably both
 
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I'm going to be fair to the people in that study here, what the fuck did Dickens mean by "On such an afternoon, if ever, the Lord High Chancellor ought to be sitting here—as here he is—" nigger it's literally his job to be in court that day. Is the Lord Chancellor a non-practicing judge?
Dickens is being a sarcastic asshole. The Chancery Court he views with massive disdain, so immediately after stating what the Chancellor's job is he goes "and here he is, the motherfucker." You can almost see the eyeroll.
 
Nick: (Screams incoherently at random ethots about his side piece's internet drama, visibly shaking, emaciated and clearly on duster)

Nick's PO watching the stream:

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People just want to hear from April soooo badly that they are easy to bait. The narrative about how Nick fucked her in his parent's house gave it away right from the start.
The biggest giveaway imo, aside from the obvious, was the “Kayla sleeps all day everyday” thing. It’s a meme at this point.
 
The biggest giveaway imo, aside from the obvious, was the “Kayla sleeps all day everyday” thing. It’s a meme at this point.
It would be funny and weird if it was one of the Rekieta children as well as being good proof that they are genetic trash sociopaths like their father.
 
Looks like one of Cyraxx's email addresses :story:
Nick and Cyraxx would probably get along, they're both sexual degenerates with some wigger characteristics, Chance more than Nick. Chance would probably enjoy being friends with someone who has very young kids, Nick would probably find being friends with a pedophile "funny and weird". It's a match made in Hell.

Nick: (Screams incoherently at random ethots about his side piece's internet drama, visibly shaking, emaciated and clearly on duster)

Nick's PO watching the stream:

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I'm not very well versed on what being on parole is like, but surely a parole officer would not take kindly to watching a guy verbally/emotionally abuse women, joke about their own crimes and brag/glorify what they did wrong.
 
I'm not very well versed on what being on parole is like, but surely a parole officer would not take kindly to watching a guy verbally/emotionally abuse women, joke about their own crimes and brag/glorify what they did wrong.
I feel it's pretty obvious that whether through corruption, incompetence, negligence or the "values" of Minnesota, Rekieta is once again skating with few consequences for his vile behavior. His PO and others must be deluged with complaints about this faggot, as must the local law licensing board and HHS and so on. Aaron has mentioned new investigations and a couple of others online like Gabe Hoffman and someone else saying Rekieta's nanny or her lawyer has done something but he hasn't had the sort of beatdown his kind of smug nerd really needs. I feel a big part of the real hatred a lot of normies feel towards him when encountering him online is because he is one of these unrepentant bad guys who have for whatever reason "got away with it" for now. Adam Henry.
 
I'm not very well versed on what being on parole is like, but surely a parole officer would not take kindly to watching a guy verbally/emotionally abuse women, joke about their own crimes and brag/glorify what they did wrong.
"It's just entertainment, I'm not actually angry at her I'm just pretending to. It's part of the show, don't worry, just ignore those weirdos sending you this stuff, they're obsessed psychotic stalkers who want to see my keeds."

"Okay Celeste's money, I mean Nick Rekieta."
 
Come on we still have the Gabe Hoffman interview., possible jail sentence, future arrests, more reveals, and the omnipresent Bodycam Footage looming over Nick’s head. Not to forget about the Montegraph solution. Anisa’s husband is just a sad broken man who is stinky and shits his pants because Anisa pegged him too much.
Think about it.... We are going to have nursing homes fill with Anal leakage grown men. "It's from my sphincter getting hollowed out by giant purple 💜 dragon dildo" no war stories to blame on the injuries.. Just degeneracy... Never let your spouse peg ya that is where you lose men! I will always strive to be peg free. It's an out not an In. Is my motto.
 
He involved himself in the situation as an active PR agent (and public adversary) while misrepresenting himself as an objective reporter. Also he’s a sloppy drunk and moron who imagined his enemies were scheming against and fucking with him
ah, so a journo then
Dickens is being a sarcastic asshole. The Chancery Court he views with massive disdain, so immediately after stating what the Chancellor's job is he goes "and here he is, the motherfucker." You can almost see the eyeroll.
I've grown to appreciate Dickens' dim view of the courts, having seen a few decades of British legisprudence and jurisprudence. A Catholic mum being arrested over calling a sex offender man a man seems like something he'd plot, and the big reveal is only about the villains' sexual horrors. Throw in some treacle, opium, another Jarndyce will, orphans, and some stuffy m'ludding barristers in a room of guffawing, harrumphing bigwigs.
 
I feel it's pretty obvious that whether through corruption, incompetence, negligence or the "values" of Minnesota, Rekieta is once again skating with few consequences for his vile behavior. His PO and others must be deluged with complaints about this faggot, as must the local law licensing board and HHS and so on. Aaron has mentioned new investigations and a couple of others online like Gabe Hoffman and someone else saying Rekieta's nanny or her lawyer has done something but he hasn't had the sort of beatdown his kind of smug nerd really needs. I feel a big part of the real hatred a lot of normies feel towards him when encountering him online is because he is one of these unrepentant bad guys who have for whatever reason "got away with it" for now. Adam Henry.
I daresay that his level of smugness about his crimes and abuse actually eclipse JF talking about the sudden disappearance of his potato wife.
 
Think about it.... We are going to have nursing homes fill with Anal leakage grown men. "It's from my sphincter getting hollowed out by giant purple 💜 dragon dildo" no war stories to blame on the injuries.. Just degeneracy... Never let your spouse peg ya that is where you lose men! I will always strive to be peg free. It's an out not an In. Is my motto.
The next generation of old people, born between 75 to like 84 is going to be the worst generation of old people ever.
 
Eventually Nick will be streaming some boring court hearing and decide to reach for his tank of nitrous. He'll take a huff and finally kill enough of his brain cells for his insanity to completely override what little self control he has left. He'll troon out live, start talking about how Jesus was a trans icon, and start doing makeup tutorials and "try on hauls" instead of watching court hearings. In his following stream, he'll broadcast from a local hotel room. He'll have a blonde wig on and a pound of makeup on his face so that he resembles April. In Nick's persuit of the blonde girlfriend, he becomes the blonde girlfriend.
 
I feel it's pretty obvious that whether through corruption, incompetence, negligence or the "values" of Minnesota
Honestly, that is the thing I'm most interested in at this point, and the rest just feels like noise. Yes, first-time offender... but a first-timer with a) a scale b) broken down coke baggies c) stacks of cash d) multiple other illegal drugs e) a daughter testing positive for coke? Obviously, I haven't seen the tapes and am relying on K and TikiMan, but it really struck me that the cops didn't seem that interested in fully searching the house. Maybe they came back the next day and we just can't get tape on that? (also suspicious).

I tried tracking down the source of the notion that there were "people coming by the house day and night" but can't find it. It's not in the search warrant, for example. I did find a few other people mentioning it, so I'm not going crazy, but I just don't remember if the source was officially documented or just a local rumor on Facebook or something. Anyone remember where that notion came from? Much appreciation in advance if you do! Thanks
 
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