💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[thebluestvoid]

It can't be her. She may make a statement someday, but on the farms? Either way, according to Aaron, some of the details in that post you would only know if you knew them intimately irl. Maybe its the paster? the parents? Nick himself? I can't find anything online about the failed pregnancies or the things about homeschooling. If it turns out to actually be her I will eat my words happily, but x to doubt.

 

[Lian Xing]

I can't find anything online about the failed pregnancies or the things about homeschooling. If it turns out to actually be her I will eat my words happily, but x to doubt.

All you have to do is read the OP and search the thread for miscarriage.

 

[Unknown God]

People just want to hear from April soooo badly that they are easy to bait. The narrative about how Nick fucked her in his parent's house gave it away right from the start. Even with Bob and Celeste clearly being huge enablers it's a hard sell, and on the off chance that it actually happened, I think even the bimbo is not dumb enough to not realize what horrible optics admitting to that would be.

They're rigging it in BMJ's favor because Austin is the Patrick Mahomes/Tim Tebow of lolcows. He wouldn't be in contention every year if he weren't Null's favorite.

Null literally showed his vote for Rekieta on MATI last time, stop trying to deflect the fact that this rigger is flipping the switch on the Bossman every time you fucking rat. Tell Mrs. Meat Target that she is late for the conjugal visit.

 

[not william stenchever]

If this is the real April:

RIGHTFULLY SO, you homewrecking crackwhore.

"Why does the woman I'm trying to uproot and replace with myself hate me so much?"

You know what it may actually be that vapid bitch.

Edit: I am late and gay

 

[Vibralldo]

"Why does the woman I'm trying to uproot and replace with myself hate me so much?"

You know what it may actually be that vapid bitch.

To be fair Nick was literally complaining on stream that April and Kayla were why the polycule failed because "they couldn't love each other equally" the same way the fake April posted that Kayla couldn't accept that she was now equal to her.

Could be a troll basing it off that, but who knows.

 

[break these cuffs]

People just want to hear from April soooo badly that they are easy to bait. The narrative about how Nick fucked her in his parent's house gave it away right from the start. Even with Bob and Celeste clearly being huge enablers it's a hard sell, and on the off chance that it actually happened, I think even the bimbo is not dumb enough to not realize what horrible optics admitting to that would be.

There had to be a couple crumbs of actual gossip for their to be any chance of it being real. The fact that April isn't all over the internet trying to expose Nick is a big strike against them breaking up. It's what stupid cunts like her do.

 

[talk talk talk]

Things were looking a little slow. Good thing we got some gayops to entertain us.

And Nicky, before you try something as gay as this again, remember we can stay autistic longer than you can stay intoxicated.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

The fact that April isn't all over the internet trying to expose Nick is a big strike against them breaking up. It's what stupid cunts like her do.

And stupid cunts like Nick but he's still talking about how much he loves her, in an extremely out of character way.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Nick’s retarded enough to do anything.
Kindof need undeniable proof that something like this wasn’t him.

 

[Red Dye #5]

Blink twice if Nick is threatening to Balldo you.

I'm leaning towards this not being April, something here smells like shit. So she disappears off the internet, then reappears exclusively on KF, a place that generally despises her? All to shit on Kayla and tell people to not contact her because she's deeefinitely not still involved with Nick? Yeah, right.

I’ve spurned enough women to know they aren’t going to casually talk decently about you to strangers. 100% fake

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Things were looking a little slow. Good thing we got some gayops to entertain us.

And Nicky, before you try something as gay as this again, remember we can stay autistic longer than you can stay intoxicated.

That is only because we won't die of Autism like Nick will die of Galaxy Gas.

 

[not william stenchever]

And Nicky, before you try something as gay as this again, remember we can stay autistic longer than you can stay intoxicated.

Are you sure you want to make that bet?

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I'm sorry Nicky sisters. But unless we get the bodycam footage right now I'm afraid Anisa chads will win this Lolcow of the Year. You just can't compete with 4 years of humiliation condensed into 4 hours.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I sorry Nicky sisters. But unless we get the bodycam footage right now I'm afraid Anisa chads will win this Lolcow of the Year. You just can't compete with 4 years of humiliation condensed into 4 hours.

After the boxing coach reveals, we are in risk of losing the three-peat people.

 

[Adamsagaybug]

I am glad Wil Herren is such a fucking stupid piece of shit. You backed the wrong horse you balldo washing piece of garbage. Spilling info on momma Kay will fuck you over many times.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

dankanime17@gmail.com is not April's email address.

If you replied to the post, congrats, you're a stooge.

Hmmm No Avatar on Google, no Name

 

[Meat Target]

The Toe declares our "April" a gayop:

ETA: he also says there are things only the Qover would know. "If it's a gayop, it's a well-researched one".

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

After the boxing coach reveals, we are in risk of losing the three-peat people.

The most satisfying arc for a lolcow is the comeuppance. And Anissa has tilled, watered and tended to the comeuppance tree for the better part of a decade and now it has finally brought us a bountiful harvest.
Nicky had his harvest twice in a row but even if we do get the footage, no matter how vindicating it will just not be as satisfying.
There is of course room for Nicky to go to jail and get jailhouse rocked. Maybe even some community service where we see him out on the side of the road in a high vis jacked and a weed wacker.

 

[Melty Butter]

Aaron read the "AprilA" post on air and he's 75% sure it's a gayop. I choked on my coffee with this.

Edit: Ninja'd but the Rumblerant is still funny.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Legit question - why didn't he go on the KC

Keanu is, of course, a great choice because Nick will explode. But I’m also wondering if there’s something else to it. Perhaps the allegations are such that they are more appropriately discussed with a woman who has been a prior victim of domestic abuse. I guess we will find out soon.