💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Niggernerd]

If Nick had balls he'd invite jersh to his dead show to teach him a lesson. But he won't do that.

 

[Vibralldo]

The other day, someone suggested maybe the county is Balldoguarding because Nick threatened to kill himself if they release the footage.

They have to do it now

 

[DuranceVile]

I am like 100% sure now that the “worst day of his life” during the Depp trial was Kayla’s family staging an intervention for his drinking and poor work-life balance.

Nick as 90% of the thread has said is a manipulative control freak. I think the narcissistic injury from that would’ve been the worst day. I don’t think Kayla cheating on him would make him care as that would’ve been a cause for divorce that most likely favors him.

I think that's right. I think what happened is that he couldn't resist bragging to Kayla's family (who he feels superior to) about how he was a major, top 10 superchatted youtuber and somebody in Kayla's family finally watched him to see what the big deal was. He was probably still doing the trad act around them and they were shocked to see how vulgar he'd gotten when lawtubing. That and his constant drinking, both in the day and night shows, would've been alarming to them. If they asked him to pull up, the self-diagnosed ODD would kick in and he'd double down on everything. Hence him upping his funny and weird sex jokes post worst-day.

The other day, someone suggested maybe the county is Balldoguarding because Nick threatened to kill himself if they release the footage.

I initially dismissed it because the sheriff has qualified immunity and the county probably wouldn't be in legal trouble if he An Heroes.

Then I got to thinking: maybe it's because they still don't want a suicide on their conscience, so they're caving to emotional blackmail in that Minnesota Nice way.

I imagine every decision-maker in Kandiyohi has been getting nonstop shower calls about the bodycam ever since he saw Null was moving in on it. He's likely tried every manipulative trick in the book. Lawsuit threats, suicide-baiting, implying a whole forum of pedos are trying to get footage of his keeeeedz, etc. That footage is the last vestige of control he has over the narrative of what happened last year and he will do anything to keep it from coming out.

 

[3MMA]

It’s too high of a compliment to think of Nick as a Machiavellian schemer. The drugs fully controlled Nick during his rockstar binge.

I think he liked having Ape, Aaron and the toekids because it made Rackets degeneracy seem normal. Druggies love to pretend they’re rebellious and special for breaking taboo and living wild, but they seek conformity like anyone else.

I don’t think of it as a high compliment, (& I doubt that was your point,) though it’s definitely too high a bar to call it a grand Machiavellian scheme as some are suggesting. I agree with the intent of what you said. Iirc, that rumor originated from Juju the Cow’s gay group, who tried so hard to make Nick come out of this disaster looking better than he’s capable of being.

With Aaron involved, Nick could have his cake (Kayla) & eat it too (April.) With the Toe gone, that puts way too much stress on Kayla not having an extra partner, which changes the ENTIRE dynamic. The reason it all fell apart is due to Aaron’s departure. People who go on about Nicks grand plan to have two chicks forget about Kayla, just like Nick does.

Saw some idiot bragging, actually bragging on behalf of Nick that “Aaron was kicked out, he didn’t leave!!!” I laughed my ass off & ignored them because it doesn’t matter if it was one or the other or what really happened, a mixture of both. Aaron being out of the equation made the Qover crumble. The only thing more important than the flight of the pugilist was the drugs. Non-balanced cheating & drugs for days is why Nick cries, all day, every day.

 

[Jump]

Why did PPP dress in all pink? It makes him look more like an old lesbian than he already does.

There is some meme with Van Dutch brand stuff now. He has had on unique Van Dutch outfits the last few KC's.

 

[demicolon]

I can't believe that in a house inhabitated by 4 crackheads on a bender not a single one of them was scrubbing every surface with the smallest toothbrush in the world until it bleeds.

And if you wonder why Phillipines executes drug addicts, well Rackets is a good example how unbelievably fucking annoying they are to be around. Not even other junkies like junkies unless they need a free hit. The only difference between Nick and a homeless smackhead is that instead of robbing strangers for smack, Nick is robbing his parents for crack.

I wish Nick to keep up with the coke snorting for years until he has to do a line to get out of the bed in the morning and where it doesn't even get him high anymore, just feeling normal instead of shit. I wanna him rot himself to the point he starts behaving like John Scalfani after the n-th stroke. Bonus points if it happens first on a cooking stream.

 

[talk talk talk]

Clip of Nick saying he is confident the bodycam footage will not be released, thoughts on Hardin and a brief quip regarding the women who saw the bodycam.

6_3_25NicksConfident.mp4

Keep talking Nick. Good things happen when you talk.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

So guys,

Aaron mentioned on stream the other day that one of the rekieta juniors has a similar name to grandma, and that it was likely her name on the meds on the cuck fridge

So here’s my new theory:

Rekieta ran out of coke, stole his daughters’ adhd meds, then when he got coke again, he put coke in those gel caps you can buy from Whole Foods that are supposed to be for homemade supplements and was like “ah same difference”

So then when he was on his kick talking up coke as medicinal and shit, this was the base reason.

I think this theory blends several elements of Nick together seemlessly

It may not be what actually happened, but it had Nick’s metaphysical fingerprints all over it

 

[Lian Xing]

Clip of Nick saying he is confident the bodycam footage will not be released, thoughts on Hardin and a brief quip regarding the women who saw the bodycam.

There is an excellent argument here that the totality of the circumstance of all the public comments that Reguita has made, including claims of impropriety, make the release of the body camera footage in the interest of the public.

Then I got to thinking: maybe it's because they still don't want a suicide on their conscience, so they're caving to emotional blackmail in that Minnesota Nice way.

He's too narcissistic to kill himself.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Sounds like Church of Christ - the "persnickety reasons" is that they are biblical literalists & the New Testament specifies you should "sing in praise of god", whilst making absolutely no reference to using instruments in worship. Basically, using instruments was old testament Jew shit, singing was new testament Christian shit, there's a bit more to it than that, but thats the basic gist of it. Interesting to note that CoC is one of the few churches that doesnt believe Jews are the chosen ones, so they're alright in my book, if a little bit stodgy.

RPCNA is a better fit. CoC tend to be nominally dispensationalist, which recognizes that God treats the Jews differently because the Old Testament is a different dispensation, which usually leads to boomers loving Israel.

RPCNA is also non-instrumental (and exclusive Psalmists, no hymns allowed) but also ardent followers of Covenant theology, which believes that Christians and the church are the true Israel and everything in the Bible that mentions Israel actually means the church. (i.e. Jews are no longer God’s chosen people.)

Edit: I’m autistic about this stuff so I went digging in PPP’s thread and found some very early religious videos he posted. Still couldn’t find a direct reference to his denomination but I found a video where he talks about the Lord’s Table during COVID and how it should be taken each week. This is almost definitely church of Christ, like you originally said.

 

[Chazzed Up]

he put coke in those gel caps you can buy from Whole Foods that are supposed to be for homemade supplements

This feels a bit too resourceful to fit Nick's MO

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He's too narcissistic to kill himself

I think it hinges on how hard he thought he would be punishing someone else

Like if Kayla divorced him or something, he could revenge kill himself

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

He's too narcissistic to kill himself.

He doesn't have to actually kill himself. He just has to bitch and moan and piss and cry until they're convinced he will (or just give in to avoid the hassle).

 

[Kazukifaen]

MAMA K credibility stocks are rising.

People with rough childhoods can feel and understand where she comes from and her motives for doing this.
Because she had to endure some of the same neglect Balldos children are going through.

And Mama K if you stumble over this thread, know that you are more powerful than that spiteful/vengeful
little man who tried to intimidate you at the courthouse.

I bet she won over a bunch of KC viewers and people from the farms.
With that excellent interview,

 

[Canard]

Regarding bodycam footage. Never forget that Rekieta is the foremost legal mind on the planet. His legal analysis is always on point and comes correct. So sadly following his track record there are no chances...

 

[AnOminous]

- He's strongly considering suing the County for allowing people to view the bodycam because it's "highly damaging to my reputation".

Lmao good luck Greer suing the gummint for obeying the law in response to an advisory opinion from a judge.

I thought Nick would be smart enough to never utter a peep about his drug dealer.
That's officially the last time i assume anything and just think nothing and watch him ride his own waves.
Those kids are in danger.

He even described the dealer's distinctive way of packaging. If the authorities specifically want that particular guy, he just told them he knows who it is.

It isn't physically possible.

It's physically possible. It's physically possible to eat normal rocks too. It's just absolutely pointless.

 

[daffodils]

Aaron mentioned on stream the other day that one of the rekieta juniors has a similar name to grandma, and that it was likely her name on the meds on the cuck fridge

The name is only similar in that it starts with the same two letters. It's very unlikely that someone would misread it as "Celeste".

 

[AI Generated User]

He even described the dealer's distinctive way of packaging. If the authorities specifically want that particular guy, he just told them he knows who it is.

After watching the "legal system" in Minnesota this last year and hearing the CPS statistics of MN that Mama K gave us last night I get the feeling Minnesota just doesn't care about policing crime. Seems like a lawless society.

 

[Vibralldo]

After watching the "legal system" in Minnesota this last year and hearing the CPS statistics of MN that Mama K gave us last night I get the feeling Minnesota just doesn't care about policing crime. Seems like a lawless society.

It's ground 0 for the Floyd riots

 

[Not Who You Think]

Meh… I try not to judge her too much. And not just because she’s the future Mrs Fapcop once I fix her.

But also because she’s one of the few people in this sordid drama that we know very little about in her own words.

Aside from a very rare appearance on Nick’s streams where she clearly played to the camera, we don’t know much about her that doesn’t come from Nick’s lying mouth.

We do know a little though, mostly from her own rare SM posts back in the day, that at least gives the impression of a mom and wife much more involved than she is now.

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Can't tell if you're being serious or not. If you weren't serious, then kudos because I did get a bit of a laugh from your post.

If you were serious than it is worth noting that Kayla said on Nick's show that she identified with Joker because she felt invisible. Kayla also lamented to Aaron that no one sees/hears her in the "Fix Her!" story while she was curled up in a ball in the bathroom.

Anyone pretending we haven't heard what she said or don't have proof of what she's done does Kayla the disservice of ignoring her destructive cries for help among her other indefensible behavior. Kayla had warning signs early and overlooking them back then did no one any favors.

Plenty has been made known by her through Kayla's words, actions, and accounts from others. They all point toward the same thing and her Pinterest board of chore-charts and bible verses only serve as a contrast to how she actually lived her life (even then). It may have been better before the arrest, but it was a steady trajectory downward from early on for a reason.