💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

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  • Around 2 years

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  • 3-5 years

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  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

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Clip of Nick saying he is confident the bodycam footage will not be released, thoughts on Hardin and a brief quip regarding the women who saw the bodycam.

 
Reditor replied to a comment about any observations: "He certainly didn’t look very comfortable being there". The Minnesota prudes have not forgotten.
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Sargonesque. He's e-famous, he has hundreds of thousands of followers but the vast majority of people around him have no idea who he is and those that do hate him. Whose gonna throw the first milkshake? The safe money is on Aaron but the bookie gods are telling me to not overlook his children/wife/mistress.
 
So, if this is true, Nick has had the luxury of no kids in the house while he made an ass of himself all week and gawked at that trailer trash whore the other day.

Lovely.
At least the kids aren't around to hear Nick screaming about getting April addicted to drugs because he loves her
 
Clip of Nick saying he is confident the bodycam footage will not be released, thoughts on Hardin and a brief quip regarding the women who saw the bodycam.

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Remember earlier when he said he's not going to talk about the bodycam footage anymore?

Fun times.

No but seriously I want him to keep talking about it because he's just so damn good at saying too much and destroying his own case.
 
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Sargonesque. He's e-famous, he has hundreds of thousands of followers but the vast majority of people around him have no idea who he is and those that do hate him. Whose gonna throw the first milkshake? The safe money is on Aaron but the bookie gods are telling me to not overlook his children/wife/mistress.
More interesting shit: "
Reditor 1: the local police well liked in your area? Any controversies?

Local fag: Spicer, where the warrant was served, falls under the sheriffs dept as spicer doesn’t have a police dept. I actually know the county sheriff fairly well. He got my vote and I like most of the deputies/sargents I’ve interacted with.That said, I have a lot of issues with how law enforcement is carried out in this country in general. I’d say for the most part the community supports the current sheriffs dept. There was a recent case of a deputy rolling their squad vehicle while under the influence and on the clock. He got a slap on the wrist in my opinion".
 
Vacation Bible School is usually a week-long summer program run by a church after the school year is over. Its usually at a church rather than at a camp.
The thought of Rekieta being pressed in public, or even someone just saying: “You’re a piece of shit, Rekieta!” Is funny to me, because you know that for all of his internet tough guy “whatever I don’t care!” he’d be bitchmade real quick.

He’d give him a quick glance to see whether he’s in any physical danger, but would otherwise avoid eye contact, try to get as far away as possible, and just stand there not knowing what to do with his hands like the NERD he is.

Afterwards, he’d of course talk about it on stream and spin a tale about how it was funny, and how he quipped back a sassy remark to him.
 
NO KIWI STALKERS, MY CRACK SHACK WAS CLEAN, JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER SEEN MY CRACK SHACK SAID IT WAS DIRTY, THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. MY KIDS LOVED LIVING IN MY CRACK SHACK. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME BECAUSE YOU'RE MENTALLY ILL

Eats Dorito
 
Nick on-stream basically blamed April and Kayla for the collapse of the Qover, stating:
  • "A kinda rift grew between Kayla and April, that wasn't going to go away, and eventually it was going to go down to one or the other"
  • "Being with two women sounds great,
No, like, … it might work with one of those crusty trailer ladies who is all into living her sexuality vicariously through her daughter.. many such cases, often dead people at some point, but I think most of anyone who isn’t evil realizes that someone’s feelings are going to get hurt in a marriage and life destroying kind of way

Fuck two girls if you’re single and open about it, because in that case everyone is responsible for their own part. If you’re married, you have responsibility for how your wife feels about it, period, end of sentence, no caveats except if you have a caveat get a fucking divorce
  • until you are there, and your trying not to bash your brains out everyday".
  • "Only way for such relationships to work is if all partners are equal."
  • "It does not need to be necessarily romantic. But it has to be as meaningful as the other ones are."
I'm sure it was entirely just the two ladies fighting over their man, April being isolated in a second home to be a fucktoy while Kayla considers divorce had nothing to do with it.
 
So, if this is true, Nick has had the luxury of no kids in the house while he made an ass of himself all week and gawked at that trailer trash whore the other day.

Lovely.
Unfortunately, VBS is usually only a few hours a day for about 4-5 days. Usually only for younger kids too. I imagine it's a nice respite for them though.

But it's gotta be something going to VBS while your dad is bunkered in his little lair screaming about how he got a whore hooked on drugs and he had HOT PASSIONATE SEX with her, while also oogling an ethot's butthole.
 
It's a bit autistic for him to have any sort of visceral reaction to K saying that.
He doesn't even know if she's well on her way to embracing Christianity to the fullest extent.
But I guess he's from a fairly obscure and extremist denomination. I remember him mentioning that musical instruments were not allowed in his church because of persnickety reasons.
Some ISIS shit :story:
Sounds like Church of Christ - the "persnickety reasons" is that they are biblical literalists & the New Testament specifies you should "sing in praise of god", whilst making absolutely no reference to using instruments in worship. Basically, using instruments was old testament Jew shit, singing was new testament Christian shit, there's a bit more to it than that, but thats the basic gist of it. Interesting to note that CoC is one of the few churches that doesnt believe Jews are the chosen ones, so they're alright in my book, if a little bit stodgy.
 
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Nick is in a hell of his own creation. He could end his misery at any time by just leaving the internet.
He's so stupid, it's almost impressive.
I think it's as simple as him seeing Kurt as an easy target because he's fat, awkward, old, and creepy

It's Nick being offended that someone as "pathetic" as Kurt turned on him and Nick thinking that because Kurt is those things he's an easy target for jokes that his fans will eat up, and he thinks the pizza casserole thing is an easy cudgel to shit on someone that turned on him.

It isn't even that Nick thinks it's funny, he just wants to show the casserole video to as many people as possible over and over to punish Kurt for his "betrayal"
It's quite apparent he is afraid of further betrayals, imo. He thinks the more Kurt talks about him, the more damaging it is to his image. The fact that someone like Kurt can even rile him up and wreck his day speaks to his currently low status and train of thought. He can't have that so he's trying to reverse course and get Kurt to lower to his level as much as possible. That's why he hangs around degenerates. He's a King among men as long as he's able to manipulate people into agreeing with him or playing one of his silly headgames.

Kurt would be wise to use Nick as a way to build emotional self-discipline.
 
I am like 100% sure now that the “worst day of his life” during the Depp trial was Kayla’s family staging an intervention for his drinking and poor work-life balance.

Nick as 90% of the thread has said is a manipulative control freak. I think the narcissistic injury from that would’ve been the worst day. I don’t think Kayla cheating on him would make him care as that would’ve been a cause for divorce that most likely favors him.
 
Nick on-stream basically blamed April and Kayla for the collapse of the Qover, stating:
  • "A kinda rift grew between Kayla and April, that wasn't going to go away, and eventually it was going to go down to one or the other"
  • "Being with two women sounds great, until you are there, and your trying not to bash your brains out everyday".
  • "Only way for such relationships to work is if all partners are equal."
  • "It does not need to be necessarily romantic. But it has to be as meaningful as the other ones are."
I'm sure it was entirely just the two ladies fighting over their man, April being isolated in a second home to be a fucktoy while Kayla considers divorce had nothing to do with it.
There's so many fucked up parts about this, but the worst part is that he might have the same definition of meaningful as DSP.
 
Does Nick play drums? acoustic kit?? Is this the room next to his studio "sun room"?
 

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The other day, someone suggested maybe the county is Balldoguarding because Nick threatened to kill himself if they release the footage.

I initially dismissed it because the sheriff has qualified immunity and the county probably wouldn't be in legal trouble if he An Heroes.

Then I got to thinking: maybe it's because they still don't want a suicide on their conscience, so they're caving to emotional blackmail in that Minnesota Nice way.
 
The other day, someone suggested maybe the county is Balldoguarding because Nick threatened to kill himself if they release the footage.

I initially dismissed it because the sheriff has qualified immunity and the county probably wouldn't be in legal trouble if he An Heroes.

Then I got to thinking: maybe it's because they still don't want a suicide on their conscience, so they're caving to emotional blackmail in that Minnesota Nice way.
It does seem like something Nick would threaten. Just look at how he reacted to receiving the call that K was there to see the bodycam. It was like his world collapsed. I can imagine him crying and begging them please or he'll kill himself. Well... maybe.
 
The other day, someone suggested maybe the county is Balldoguarding because Nick threatened to kill himself if they release the footage.

I initially dismissed it because the sheriff has qualified immunity and the county probably wouldn't be in legal trouble if he An Heroes.

Then I got to thinking: maybe it's because they still don't want a suicide on their conscience, so they're caving to emotional blackmail in that Minnesota Nice way.


You’re thinking to small

Imagine all the bad press the county would get if Nick ended up a Chris Benoit copycat
 
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