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Get comfortable with your own company, OP: imagine the double whammy of being both a troon and having an incurable, chronic STD. While I sympathize with the conceptual tragedy of catching a disease from an assault, trannies lie all the time especially about assault so I remain skeptical to its origin.
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I’m very certain I contracted herpes and now I feel like it’s over​

I’m not promiscuous, I don’t have sex often. I say that because we all know the heavy stigma on STDs (i was opinionated as well). I got SA’d by someone who stealthed me. And now if you pair that STI with me being trans I’m basically gonna make every guy who is attracted to me see it as a deal breaker.
I don’t know how to cope. I’m on vacation right now and I know I can probably see someone but,, as if my life wasn’t already completely utterly screwed. I’ve had so much stress these past years I literally feel like there is nothing going for me anymore if I don’t even have my body.
I’m fairly attractive in the face and I feel like people see me as cute or pure and this permanent STD ruins everything. I don’t know, I’m trying to tell myself if people see me as a victim and we have some emotional bond it wont be completely bad but like guys are just like that in that their attraction is always already fragile. I don’t know what to do I’m getting really anxious and I haven’t even had the test yet as its the weekend.
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A poor little tranny's mother dares to start off the holy month of Pride by declaring to her son that she will never view him as anything but male. The obvious answer, of course, is to get hopped up on melatonin and Benadryl.
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My mom kicked off pride month by telling me she'll never see me as a woman :(​

RIP. Technically this was the evening before pride month started, not the day of. It was basically completely unprompted. I was talking about another friend of mine who's trans, but who my mom knew before she started transitioning. She heard me refer to her as "her" and went off on a monologue about how she doesnt support me transitioning and how nothing I ever do will make her see me as anything other than a man, that I "could've chosen to do anything with my life, but chose this", and that she'll always call me he/him and my deadname/nickname. I went home, took like 4 sleep aids, and slept it off. Not the best start to pride month :(
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When even little retarded kids can identify you as a person of pronoun persuasion, perhaps you are not passing "100%" of the time as much as you think you are. When TiFs try to argue that being Sasquatchian women indicates they are somehow more authentically male, I always laugh - even the most hypotonic manlets can out-dude you, trust me.
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Clocked by a mentally challenged kid…​

So I’m 22 and I’ve been on t for 4 years and pass 100% of the time. I occasionally get misgendered by my 72 year old dad because he’s old and habit. Otherwise, no one else does. I’m black and have a deep voice and a mustache/goatee. Last year, I used to work retail as a cashier and no customers ever clocked me until this one mentally challenged 14 year boy clocked tf out outta me and I still think about it. He used to come in the store and just wander around and mess with all the merchandise. Customers told us that he made them feel uncomfortable so we often had to tell him to leave the store cuz he followed people around, stared at them, and tried to touch them. Then one day he came in and just walked up to my register and asked if I was born female. I was checking out a customer and just replied no and asked him to either keep shopping or leave. Tbh I was shocked because how tf did he know? Afterwards I looked at my drivers license and I know I look cis. I know other trans guys can tell when a guy is trans but I don’t have an giveaways so they wouldn’t be able to tell either. My body is very male too. Large hands, large feet, broad shoulders, muscular, etc. The only thing I can think of is my glasses. I’ve had them before I transitioned and my mom suggested that I get new ones but I ignored her. Then I realized I don’t have my glasses on in my license photo. I didn’t realize how much of a difference they make lol. But I’m getting contacts soon. Anyone ever had this happen to them?
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Troons make for such poor partners that they even despise dating each other; unfortunately for them, their market value has never been high - and has been tanking further and further with every passing year. Should've gotten a degree in something useful, maybe something like underwater basket weaving or massage therapy for cats?
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I hate dating other trans girls.​

Seriously, title.
I have now wasted a total of 1 year of my life on 2 different people who made my life worse because of who they are as people. Like.. somehow I found 2 narcissistic people who seem fine until they are not. One tossed me aside because she had too much dysphoria and "I was the cause/trigger" the other I spent a lot of time, effort and money helping her have a better life. But she never took care of herself and basically was just stuck in "shitty bf" mode. Cause she never grew away from boy moding and just kind of existed in that space even on dates. Not to mention 0 effort into appearance when going on said dates until I called her out a few times. Like.. good lord. Pretty sure she cheated on me too, after putting in so much effort in its just a slap to the face. Like I'm so tired of getting hurt by immature people, who refuse to accept accountability. Blame their transition, or other shit instead of accepting responsibility.
I literally broke up with my ex 13 hours ago because she forgot our date we have every Saturday, and lied to me about what she was doing. Then said she'd talk to me later. No sorry no anything. Then had the audacity to get mad at ME for breaking up with her. Mind you this whole thing, was a long time coming. Every person I talked to about the situation told me to gtfo. So here we are. Why the fuck can't I find a decent ass person instead of people who just use me and toss me away when I ask them to act like an actual partner to me or blame me for something I didn't cause.
My experience with other trans women hasn't been very positive either when it comes to anything relationship related. Some act like creeps, some ARE creeps, and some are just immature/rude.
Making friends with trans women at least has been successful. Mostly.
I'm just angry I was basically emotionally abused and hurt.
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A real-life bathroom hero: a pooner finds herself cornered by a bouncer when she slithers her way into a bathroom she doesn't belong in. This post is a great one because she tried her darndest to use her big boy voice and it still didn't work out for her! Poor baby.
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traumatic event last night, i’m scared of talking now​

i was out last night with my bf and was having a really good time at the first bar we went to. there was music and everyone was respectful to me, no one batted an eye at me using the men’s bathroom which felt so nice because i’m not the most masculine but the boys at the bar treated me like one of them.
the next bar we went to completely ruined my day. i needed the bathroom so me and my girl friend went but had to separated obviously. i went into the men’s and was verbally abused and physically dragged out by security, despite the other man in the bathrooms telling the security to ‘leave the lad alone’. I had spoken up (using the deepest voice i could) telling this bouncer to ‘leave me alone’ that i’m in the correct bathroom, to which he continues to violently bang on the stall door and demand me to get out so i can be ‘redirected to the correct bathroom’.
For context, i am in the UK and given the recent supreme court ruling, i was expecting some prejudice using men’s bathrooms, but from my experience most establishments don’t care. This guy definitely too it to the extreme though. He yelled and banged on the door , threatened me and even had the audacity to tell me i’m “not a boy” and that i need to “get out”. to which i am then dragged out.
I am lowkey a little traumatised!! I sort of passed (depending on the person) so im wondering what gave me away? i wouldn’t even say i looked like a girl, maybe more andro than a boy but still not a girl.
I’ve had boys tell me i ‘sound like a 15 year old girl’ though, and it’s one of my biggest insecurities. I’m pre-T (but am hoping to start privately this year) and knowing that people will never believe in my gender with my current voice i never wanna talk again. i’m so humiliated my voice shatters my whole facade and i never wanna talk to anyone again, i feel so disgusting.
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It’s always funny when they’re a few paragraphs into their rant about being clocked but then they hit you with “I’m pre-T/E.” So you’re not even trying and people are just supposed to read your mind? Okay…
 
Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh said:
Okay seriously, why is it always the really tall men who want to troon out?
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There seems to be a co-morbidity with idiopathic tall stature and autism, at least in males.

One reason is XYY syndrome. This syndrome causes men to be excessively tall and have Autism, low IQ and other behavioral problems. It's surprisingly common, 1 in every 1000 men, as common as down syndrome and often very under diagnosed. I actually knew one years ago; he was an absolute nightmare. Fragile X syndrome is similar and can also cause tallness in males.
 
I always get a kick when one of them swears that people always clock them correctly, like they genuinely think people see them as the opposite sex. Not that they spotted the unmistakable signs and didn’t want to get their ass kicked lest they accidentally correctly gender the ma’am. Or were just trying to be polite. Still correctly clocked them as trans to do that, however.

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There seems to be a co-morbidity with idiopathic tall stature and autism, at least in males.

One reason is XYY syndrome. This syndrome causes men to be excessively tall and have Autism, low IQ and other behavioral problems. It's surprisingly common, 1 in every 1000 men, as common as down syndrome and often very under diagnosed. I actually knew one years ago; he was an absolute nightmare. Fragile X syndrome is similar and can also cause tallness in males.
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You know how pooners tend to be the shortest of short women? I wonder if there is a similar correlation in autistic females that poon out.
 
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Child transitioner Alex Consani shows off how huge he is against people in this tiktok.
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It’s art lol, a gangly male flailing around a small area with no regard for personal space or privacy. The repetitive “oh my god my bitch fantastic,” the small woman who meekly steps away to avoid being smacked.
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Also rough end of the stick for a childhood transitioner, didn’t do shit for him.
 
rusty shackleford 1 said:
It’s art lol, a gangly male flailing around a small area with no regard for personal space or privacy. The repetitive “oh my god my bitch fantastic,” the small woman who meekly steps away to avoid being smacked.
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Also rough end of the stick for a childhood transitioner, didn’t do shit for him.
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Almost committed a hate crime right there. #StopAsianHate
 
Troon named Brody (or Brodi) but with the Reddit handle SmowKweed.
Get it? Smoke weed, see? giggle giggle giggle giggle :lit:

A dive into his profile reveals lots of posting activity, both troon and weed related.
Here's the post that brought him to my attention.

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I went from Brody to Brodi, so everyone has a real easy time not dead naming me. I like my name, I don't want to change it. But having a name that didn't change, I feel like nobody changed anything about the way they address me. My dad still says "he" and calls me "dad" to my daughter, and my boss still says "see you tomorrow gentlemen" everyone seems to think if my name didn't change then nothing else has to. But I really want to be she/her I just feel like people would have caught on quicker if I actually changed my name to something more feminine. I just really like my name. Maybe I need something new though, just to make my identity obvious
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Selfie 8)

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He speaks of having a "boss" -- so he has a job and keeps it despite the weed.
Here's another selfie, this one taken on the job.

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Here's one I missed.

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Oh wait! Somebody else archived it before it was too late. :christine:

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Eva Braun said:
Bra Buds
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This is yet more pedo stuff. Breast buds are (a faintly unpleasant imo) term for breast development early stages in girls. They fixate yet again on children and pubescent girls.
batteredpancakes said:
One reason is XYY syndrome. This syndrome causes men to be excessively tall and have Autism, low IQ and other behavioral problems. It's surprisingly common, 1 in every 1000 men, as common as down syndrome and often very under diagnosed. I actually knew one years ago; he was an absolute nightmare.
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They are massively over represented in the prison population as well.
 
Lime Sodaa said:
Looks like they finally get it, yes, everyone sees you troons as crossdressers playing house. There is no such thing as a transperson cause you can't change sex.
Also, they love to fearmonger and talk about the "what ifs" to get empathy.
There's nothing wrong with a trans man competing in sports against women (if they aren't on hormones)
They can identify as a trans man or non binary all they want but it doesn't mean they are now men.

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Another crazy troon post... they are comparing JK Rowling to Andrew Tate.

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These dummies wish TERFs were all old women. My TERF GC Bitch and Stitch is full of young women in their 20s lol all talking shit about their dumb gendie friends and TIMs they laugh at and despise openly. Young women pay lipservice or just don't confront openly and keep their opinions to themselves only to vent on places like this and lolcow and cc and the now defunct Ovarit. Troons are utterly retarded thinking younger women support their degenerate behaviour just because they're not as outspoken as older women. We don't accept it. And these gaggle of troons show a general ignorance to how women act/feel but that's not a surprise.

To the lurkers sneeding:

We think you're a joke. And we laugh at how ugly and mannish you are. We love mogging you at every turn and effortlessly so. Standing next to a criminally ugly 6'4 Hon with greasy hair is the biggest ego boost.
 
krautkid said:
These dummies wish TERFs were all old women.
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TBH I went turbo-TERF after getting married and especially after I got pregnant and had a girl. The disgust that high-visibility, ""important"" MTF trannies have for family, childbearing, and being a mother is insulting to me, because it isn't just that they're sexual libertines disgusted with normies; they're also deeply jealous that women can have kids and they can't. They can fake most of the rest of it, or at least they can try to; but they can't get pregnant or have a baby, and it gives these faggots intense sour grapes for it. Sometimes I wonder if the envy is because straight men value a woman's reproductive potential, or if it's because I can Becky my way through life without makeup, wear pants and men's t-shirts, etc. and there's still no ambiguity which sex I am whereas troons have to follow a shaving schedule, wear three layers of shapewear, tucks, and apply foundation with a palette knife just to get a courtesy "ma'am" from the gas station attendant who 100% knows they're a dude. But it isn't an either-or. The troons hate that both of these things are true, which is why Contrapoints gets so damn mad when the feminists talk about menstruation, having female reproductive organs, the mysteries of pregnancy, Our Bodies Our Selves, and stuff like that. He can never have those things, unpleasant and uncomfortable as some of them are, so he must degrade their importance, otherwise, he can never be a woman, and his whole worldview collapses. So the feminists have to be wrong when they say common sense stuff like "only women can menstruate and this is important to what it means to be a woman."

(That was an early peak moment... realizing I agreed with Contra's feminist strawman, Abigail, that getting a period, having a period, pregnancy, etc., *is* an important part of the female experience, and feeling that Nick was degrading it for no good reason that he could name.)

As for me, the issues about troons in my bathroom / locker / changing room / sports team got more personal once I had a girl and could envision a future where she gets felted in junior league tennis by a boy in a skirt, or the possibility that we would run into one of these perverts at a public restroom. Or that in a fit of not fitting in with her peers, she would declare herself "a boy" and mess herself up in all sorts of ways because some perv on Reddit sold her on the concept as a solution to all of her problems. I don't want her to have to deal with that, and I will go full mama bear if they happen in her vicinity.

I am not that afraid of troons for myself (what can they do to me? Nothing.) but I don't want them around her. Those possibilities became more real and threatening to me once I had her.

Anyway if the troons think all TERFs are old ladies well, they're wrong. But they're wrong about many things.
 
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Boo hoo, tranny can't get general anesthesia with intubation anymore because of his voice feminization surgery, and the anesthesiologist refuses to give him local anesthesia for his butt lift.

I love how these tranny procedures all affect each other in a negative way, Frankenstein medicine at its finest.
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I thought that guy looked familiar
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