📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Owls Owls Owls]

Too "girlie", I suppose.

That's a thing in the phallo community, yes.

Reddit / Archive

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One of my biggest dysphoria things is having to sit to pee, especially when I’m packing and I have to “remove my dick”. I will do it but I prefer to stp. For those of you guys who had phallo with UL but the hookup didn’t happen for a few months, did it make sitting better or worse do you think?

Also, I should have written down what my surgeon was saying but I don’t remember how long he said it would be between phallus creation and UL hookup. When was it for you guys?

The replies include a lot of Pooners agreeing that it sucks to wait to live their piss fetish dreams. One particular weirdo:

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Slightly different timeline but somewhat similar issues: I had UL at the same time as phallus creation, but I had a complication around 5 weeks post-op that required a suprapubic catheter for 5 months. The catheter wasn't necessarily a source of dysphoria, but it was really frustrating to not experience the euphoria I was craving. Maybe I'm weird for this, but I found a little bit of validation by choosing to empty the catheter collection bag into the toilet while standing in 'peeing stance,' if that makes sense.

For my first complication repair surgery, my surgeon created a temporary opening between my shaft and balls, so I could pee there instead of a catheter for the next 8 months while my UL was healing. It was nice to not have a catheter, but peeing from there [sitting down] was messy and would almost always end up getting on the back of my shaft and/or front of my balls. Again, probably me being weird, but I figured if I'm going to have to clean up every time I pee anyway, may as well stand and use a self-declared urinal so I don't feel as dysphoric. I lived alone at the time, so I just kept a large opaque plastic cup next to the toilet and used it like a urinal, obviously cleaning it with soap every time. The cup had measuring lines on it, so seeing a consistent volume also assuaged my fears about going into urinary retention again. And no, I did not take my plastic cup with me out of the house, lol. If I had to pee in a public restroom, I just quickly used a stall in the men's restroom and reminded myself that cis guys also sit down to pee from time to time.

Epilogue: I've been able to pee from UL successfully since March 2022, and the journey was worth it for me

 

[stupid frog]

I guess shitting causes dysphoria for them.

 

[Eva Braun]

Does doing the dishes also cause dysphoria for them?

 

[Stan]

I hope to god you use a VPN or incognito mode or something, because the targeted advertising you must get probably qualifies as torture under the Geneva Conventions.

I use a different browser to view troonshine and now ALL of my Reddit ads are for an MtF troon apparel company called "Unclockable You". (Sample copy: Give your hips the Estrogen memo, instantly! They’re a femininomenon of gender euphoria. Like a BBL with no surgery! The results are like if the hormones would just hurry up already! Live your Trans Joy!)

They sell bike shorts style shapewear with 1.25" of padding round the sides, giant Y-shaped band-aids to use as a gaff, and a larger version of the silicone bra inserts women have used for decades. Oh and $60 leggings with a pocket for the D and a wide ankle opening for giant troon feet. It has a pocket for a big phone, because according to Unclockable, "the bigger the phone, the smaller your hands look ")

So idk about torture, it's actually kind of amusing to look at what Reddit's selling to troons.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I use a different browser to view troonshine and now ALL of my Reddit ads are for an MtF troon apparel company called "Unclockable You". (Sample copy: Give your hips the Estrogen memo, instantly! They’re a femininomenon of gender euphoria. Like a BBL with no surgery! The results are like if the hormones would just hurry up already! Live your Trans Joy!)

So I go over there to look around a little.
The dick hiding stuff looks painful.

Here's a pic of one of their models. Would you clock this man?

 

[Stan]

So I go over there to look around a little.
The dick hiding stuff looks painful.

Here's a pic of one of their models. Would you clock this man?

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I would.
Can you clock this person? They own the company.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

I would.
Can you clock this person? They own the company.
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[Pluciferous]

Can you clock this person? They own the company.

I can clock them, but only because I met them before their gender-affirming surgery.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Are those just business partners, or are they ... ahem ... "partners"?

 

[CorvidFag]

Are those just business partners, or are they ... ahem ... "partners"?

It’s a father and son duo.


As expected of reddit trannies, their ads are full gooner memes.

 

[Jacques1194]

1) Yuumi. The fucking cat? The actual PET cat, even if she's a magical talking pet cat, is a fucking bisexual? ....why? What would be the point? Outside her aggravating gameplay she's explicitly meant to be the beloved pet cat of a kindly old lady. What does this bring to her character or story?

Don't quote me on this, but I swear that I read something that stated the reason they made Yuumi bisexual is because Riot did data on all the League Of Legends champion's subreddits and /r YuumiMains was revealed to have a majority of homosexual (or "queer") women in it. If this data is true, this feels like a very weird excuse. If there was a percentage of troons who played a certain champ, does that mean that character should be trans?

I know there's talk on how Taliyah was meant to be trans by her creator and there's an apparently subtle hint in the story that her "Star Guardian" alt dimension/version is, but it's just that, a hint, nothing confirmed. I'm surprised you say they don't care on troons since it feels like so many of their devs would jump on the chance to make her so.

Taliyah is such a strange case. It makes me wonder if the trans community didn't shoot themselves in the foot that Riot would have went forward with it. Even still, I'm surprised someone at Riot hasn't just went "Fuck it!" and made it canon. The only other "trans" character I herd was Neeko being pangender, but to be fair, Neeko is a chameleon who can transform into anybody, so I guess that makes her trans?

They pass off Nami as poly in TFT, and a thankfully EX-writer tried to claim Xayah and Rakan - explicitly held up as the "lovebirds" trope and their straightest ship ever - as being pan and poly or something to that effect, but even the fans smacked that one down (especially the X/R fans, hilariously enough).

This is exactly why I can't stand the current LGBTQ movement. You give these people an inch and they take the whole mile. Riot has been one of the most pro gay companies with making 20 different champions some flavor of "queer" and yet they still go after the straight characters because god forbid a character is not LGB. When the trailer for the Noxus show came out with Katarina, there was a top post claiming that she gives off "lesbian vibes" (whatever the fuck that means). Its like you people have Diana, Leona, Caitlyn, Vi, Rell, and a few other queer women. What more do you want?

 

[merrybrandybuck]

Physicians regularly sell transition as a cure-all to any mental illness. Depressed by the state of the world? Child acting out due to relentless bullying at school? Just don't fit in? Well, have you tried castrating yourself/your underage child?

I'm of two minds about it, which are that, yeah, you're an adult and you made your choices - now live with them, but also, you should be able to trust a doctor to give you good advice and adhere to best practices/provide the care that has the best outcomes. It doesn't help that the loudest trannies on social media constantly insist that people who regret their transition are so rare that there are maybe one or two in an entire generation. Pretty recently I watched a transman get absolutely fucking eviscerated, run off social media amidst a barrage of rape and death threats, and finally be labelled a TERF for saying something like, 'you are not guaranteed to get the results that [rich and famous person with infinite money and the best cosmetic surgeons in the world] got, and you need to keep that in mind as you decide how and when to move forward your transition'.

Genuine common sense from one of their own and they can't handle it.

When you've got everyone you know screaming your ear that you're totally gonna be a 10/10 worlds hottest supermodel if only you chop you dick off or sew necrotizing flesh to your vagina (and threatening and harassing anyone who says otherwise), it's gotta seem tempting.

That said, yeah, they're adults and they made their choices.

Is this something that actually happens though? Does anyone visit a practitioner saying they have depression and anxiety and gets told they should cut their dick off and they'll be hot?

Most of the tranny glazing comes from online tranny enclaves that you have to actively seek out. I have a lot of sympathy for lonely confused teenagers who hate how they look and never feel included enough by their friends so they cycle through these communities but someone who's 36? Idk I think at least half the people in your life by that age will tell you not to do it.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Is this something that actually happens though? Does anyone visit a practitioner saying they have depression and anxiety and gets told they should cut their dick off and they'll be hot?

Yes. Some of the people in the "Losing people to transgenderism" thread have dealt with this. Some of them are people who decided to detransition later, though when they went to a therapist that person pushed them towards making the decision to troon out. Some are the husbands/wives of people who went to therapy and who then were egged on by the therapist to transition.

To see the whole of the horrors involved you really need to read multiple threads in this subforum. You'll see therapists pushing this, you'll see doctors laughing at their patients having a massive blowout of pus and blood after they chopped the patient's tits off, you'll see depravities you thought could only exist in fiction, and then you'll realize that you, if you pay taxes, you ARE supporting all of this.

 

[Fapcop]

#JustGuyThings

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I’m almost 3 weeks post op and since yesterday I’ve been bleeding a significant amount from behind my scrotum it looks like a fistula is developing. I had a post op appointment on Thursday and Dr Chen didn’t seem concerned about it but I am concerned with the amount of blood coming out. If I lay down for a while and get up it starts dripping down my leg. The only time I notice it start to slow down is only when I’m using gauze and applying pressure. I know that wounds behind the scrotum are very common but has anyone experienced a significant amount of blood coming from the wound?

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Hey everyone, It’s been almost two weeks since I had urethral reconstruction surgery. Around day 4, I started seeing some pus, and a few fistulas showed up. Most of them seem to be healing, but there's one that's about 0.25 cm and just isn’t closing up at all. It’s right where the new urethra begins, so I’m starting to get a bit worried.

My doctor said keeping the catheter in longer will help, but I’m wondering what others have gone through.

If you’ve dealt with fistulas after this kind of surgery — how long did you keep your catheter in? Also, after removing the catheter, does urine leak a lot?

Thank you for reading my post!

A few fistulas showed up? Just like that eh? Probably don’t even call before.

Oh well, if only there was some way of predicting or preventing these things

“Does your urine leak a lot”?!?

Ffs, imagine going through life like that, like a goddamn piss-sieve.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Fat

"Reason #X" is the saddest midwit meme and the lameness of the person using it is directly proportional to the number and randomness of the digits typed.

Reason #4,745,213 not to listen to doctors on the internet.

 

[Syikeblade]

Another ftm lamenting on how their community doesn't care about them.

Spoiler: Why are why the villains in our community?

TW: Mentions of suicide, dysphoria, harassment and misogyny.
First of all, this is not an attack on trans women, nor is it about victimization. All trans people experience transphobia in some way during their lives, and no one is a saint, regardless of gender. This is an outpouring about how we, trans men, also suffer just as much as anyone else in the community. We’re not perfect, but we’re also not the villains threatening the community’s well-being—because we all know who those people are, and it’s not us.
I understand the apprehension toward men, but not every man is evil, cis or trans. Every human being has their own individuality; we’re not all the embodiment of a single thing (in this case, evil). It makes no sense to negatively generalize an entire group based on an innate characteristic (like gender). Judge people for who they are, for their character—not their gender, race, or sexuality.
This shouldn’t be a "competition over who suffers more." All of us, trans people, face transphobia daily. I don’t believe trans men are as privileged as some claim. Many of us still don’t pass and live socially as girls, struggle with dysphoria, menstruation, harassment, and misogyny—so it’s not fair to say transitioning is "easier" for us. And for the record: trans men still have the highest suicide rates in the community. This isn’t a "comparison of pain," but a reminder that we suffer too, daily, just like trans women.
If there’s any "privilege," it doesn’t erase our struggles. We need to focus more on supporting each other as a community than on dismissing trans men’s suffering, silencing our voices, and ignoring our existence. We exist, we struggle like everyone else in this community, and our voices matter.
PS - This is my first post, and I’m really anxious (and a bit dyslexic), so please be kind if something is awkwardly phrased. Again, this is a rant—something I wrote a while ago to process my own experiences, and that I think others might relate to. I want to be crystal clear: This isn’t a direct attack on trans women. I mention trans women because, in my experience, they are often the ones who criticize men the most in our spaces - but these are systemic prejudices, not individual ones. This post is for the entire community: a reminder that we don’t magically become assholes just because we realize we’re men—nor are we “innocent angels” just because we’re not cis.
Anyone can be toxic, regardless of gender. And anyone can suffer, regardless of gender.
That’s it. If you made it this far, thank you for reading—and please, take care of yourself. Prioritize your safety above debates. XOXO.

When you associate with a community of narcissist's and sociopaths this is what you'll get.
And if course they'll continue to blame the patriarchy

Spoiler: the patriarchy is why!!!

Altaccount_T [score hidden] 26 minutes ago*
I wish I knew. It sucks.
I've been shut down, talked over, outright insulted or otherwise made to feel unwelcome so many times in mixed trans spaces that I don't really bother any more.
I'm so damn tired of the "who has it worse" pissing contest. I'm so tired of being told that I basically don't have any problems (or in the chance someone understands that yes, we actually can face difficulties, that it doesn't matter because it can't possibly be serious or severe, that I don't matter, or that helping me would be a waste of time/money/etc because it detracts from the More Worthy).
I'm tired of the double standard I saw a lot earlier in my transition in trans spaces, that apparently masculinising transition is "throwing away" femininity or "wasting" and "ruining" bodies, yet itd be rightfully unacceptable to flip it around. Dont get me started on the kind of people who tell trans men they're lucky to have parts they've just said they're dysphoric about. I'm tired of being told the medication that saved my life is poison that'll turn me into a monster. I'm tired of the general "man bad" stuff, especially people absolving the very worst men of any guilt by shifting their crime from whatever terrible thing they did to just "being a man" and/or running on T.
I'm tired of the transphobic BS that gets allowed to slide in queer spaces (the idea that all trans men are the defanged, declawed, lite edition man for people who dont like men, the infantilisation, the constant misconceptions about what medically transitioning looks like for us (if not outright shitting on lower surgery).
I'm tired of the way transphobia against us gets swept under the rug or parroted back. Of how conversations directly affecting trans men so often cut us out of the conversation entirely.
I hate that it feels like I'd only be welcome in trans spaces if I hide who I am. Which kind of defeats the point.
(Also seconding your disclaimers, I'm meaning this as frustration with specific behaviours/attitudes, obligatory "not all trans women do this, not all trans spaces are like this". It frustrates me that however carefully it gets phrased, it feels like someone almost always wants to twist it into something it's not.)
Sorry that turned into a whole rant!

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[merrybrandybuck]

Yes. Some of the people in the "Losing people to transgenderism" thread have dealt with this. Some of them are people who decided to detransition later, though when they went to a therapist that person pushed them towards making the decision to troon out. Some are the husbands/wives of people who went to therapy and who then were egged on by the therapist to transition.

To see the whole of the horrors involved you really need to read multiple threads in this subforum. You'll see therapists pushing this, you'll see doctors laughing at their patients having a massive blowout of pus and blood after they chopped the patient's tits off, you'll see depravities you thought could only exist in fiction, and then you'll realize that you, if you pay taxes, you ARE supporting all of this.

A professional troon butcher dismissing horrific surgery complications after the troon has already gone through with it has nothing to do with what I said though. In fact, the way tranny surgery is still classified as purely experimental and has no medical board behind it, should give every porn-brained retard pause.

 

[Stan]

Reason #4,745,213 not to listen to doctors on the internet.

Reason #3.14151... not to

As expected of reddit trannies, their ads are full gooner memes.

ROFL all the fine print in this site is funny
"*'Pixar Mom' is a playful cultural reference and is not associated with Pixar Animation Studio"

There's nothing false about Bra Buds, only implant-grade* gender affirming euphoria.

**Disclaimer: Bra Buds are intended for external cosmetic use only and are not a medical device.

 

[Rotter]

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He's taller than an NBA player and thinks he can pass