💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.9%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%

  • Total voters
    695
The home is very "open concept". That is, there is a large living room/dining area/kitchen on the main floor and a large family room downstairs.
It was a beautiful home, sad he destroyed with his hoarding, it would be a dream for any kid to be raised in a huge place like that.
 
if nick cared about his kids at all he wouldn't have done drugs, they wouldn't have been living in a hoarder house with drugs everywhere, he wouldn't have swung and had sex with coke whores in ear shot of them, he wouldn't have driven with them drunk, he wouldn't have left drugs with them in the car alone, he wouldn't be online openly saying how great drugs and alcohol are, he wouldn't still be doing nitrous with them 2 rooms away, he wouldn't be screaming on top of his lungs that he loves and wishes he could fuck a woman who isn't their mother and he wouldn't be on the internet continuing to embarrass them in front of the entire world.
 
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Our resident 🇺🇲General of the Armies🇺🇲, SpectreReport, went in deep on Nick Rekieta today, admirably (but not valorously) calling out double-standard Nick's bullshit.
Nick fails to reply to comments such as "You're pissed the Farms is doing what it has always done, and you're doing the exact same things Masterson and Ralph have done" and "they don't give a shit about the kids and you know it."
 
Wine mom defense force
Looks like a tranny.
Finally I ve never touched coke but when I had a coke head in my circle of friends I got told its kinda a shitty high and is really a social drug. from the way my coke head acted I can see it.
If you've ever socially dealt with cokeheads they're fucking insufferable. It's like powdered aggressive autism. They do nothing but talk, usually about themselves, and how awesome they are, and completely ignore social cues to STFU. They're really only tolerable if you do a line or two yourself, and this is why stay the fuck away from cokeheads. They'll drive you to do coke.

(And to get back to a more relevant point someone made a bit ago, this is why Aaron's claim of doing coke three or four times is absolute BS. I mean, Nick has literally mocked him for being a coke lightweight, which I only believe because it's such a weird flex, but three or four? Naaaaaaw, that's some bullshit. If you're hanging around with cokeheads you're doing coke.)
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The reality was worse. That's like a seriously fucked up weekend drug binge levels of filthy. The note-takers describe the literal barely passable regions of floor to ceiling hoarder garbage with only narrow corridors where you could even see the floor.
 
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Lol wtf happened to this show, man? I used to watch this shit nightly.
In my opinion the first pebbles that started the avalanche were the toasts. He started getting paid directly by sad parasocial fucks to drink alcohol in memory of their pet parrot that died during a rock climbing accident and it did no favors to his level of consumption or for his ability to control his ego. This set the stage for the trial streaming success going straight to his head and right up his nose.

Our resident 🇺🇲General of the Armies🇺🇲, SpectreReport, went in deep on Nick Rekieta today, admirably (but not valorously) calling out double-standard Nick's bullshit.
Nick fails to reply to comments such as "You're pissed the Farms is doing what it has always done, and you're doing the exact same things Masterson and Ralph have done" and "they don't give a shit about the kids and you know it."
When Spectre is saying sensible shit to you this is a warning sign from the universe that you have fucked up.
 
"That being said, someone who filed for the request under a false name and uh, spent the last several weeks on the internet talking about his actual purpose of the bodycam, probably shouldn't umm.. go before the court and say its for news gathering purposes or public interest when its clearly for uh, private interest.
A private interest of...conducting a campaign of public shame. Courts don't like it when you lie. I dunno, if Josh knows that or not".
Exposing serious crimes, as well as potential government misconduct, which Rekieta himself has repeatedly alleged, falls clearly within the scope of public interest.
The fact that the guilty party does not approve of having their crimes covered by the investigative journalism platform of Kiwifarms is irrelevant.
Even a failed ex-lawyer should be able to understand that.
 
The empty and partially empty booze bottles carpeting every available surface in the house is somehow both shocking and unshocking at the same time.
To me that is still shocking because that is a sign of extreme laziness and not giving a fuck.

Clothes on the floor are one thing, but to deal with them, you need to wash them and if there are mich you probably need to wash them in batches, dry them, fold them, maybe iron some and then stow them away.

But bottles and trash you can just take and dispose of them, it is just a sleight in of hand while walking through your house.
 
From the Death Note to the CHAOS nickname to the Joker painting that sits front and center during his streams, he loves to think he’s some dark and twisted puppet master who’s broken in some poetic way.
All these motifs are indeed very alarming when you consider other behaviours: a regular desire to be in an altered state of mind, an obsession with promiscuity, and fits of anger. It is impossible to know what really inhabits his cavernous mind, but these are all signs that this man is at the claws of destructive thinking, and it is safe to assume the real person behind the mask is a much worse person than we can possibly observe.
 
I don't know, that seems like something he could easily prove. But he's not doing that. Funny and weird.
For context and those unaware. IIRC some dumbass self professed pedo tried accessing legal info on Rekieta during the early days of the arrest. When found out Null immediately banned the dumbfuck. Please correct me if Im wrong.
 
I am still catching up, but something keeps sticking with me that I think gets over-looked in the discussion about "how does a nine year old get dosed with that much cocaine?"
Here's how cocaine got into Lil Rackets system: she inhaled it through her nose intentionally. Period.
Maybe, but consider another angle for entry in this equation:
I mean he left bottles out everywhere filled with booze. There’s a nonzero chance one of the kids grabbed one and took a sip to be like daddy.

Right, we can all picture the scene: booze lying around the house, every out of place footstep causing a Ralph-bottles.wav. Older kids are probably already learning how to drink in their teens, with or without fail-dad's help. Nine year old sees the drinking behavior spreading and figures why not try some themselves? One, terrible, tiny, little issue though:
In December, he claims the reason he licks the bottles is because he sets them onto the carpet after he finishes pouring a drink.
Before that, the lie was that he did not want to waste expensive alcohol.

Some autist here figured out that what would be wasted was less than a dollar for his most expensive selection.
For a while after it was discovered Nick enjoyed licking the bottle, there was a lot of speculation as to why. I am still in the camp of:
He believes it reduces stress and supposedly mixes it into his liquor hence why he licks the bottle since he doesn't want to waste any coke.

What if the nine year old was drinking out of Rickety Rackets extra-special whiskey? Not to say they couldn't have just been snorting it, but ingestion via liquor seems equally likely to me, given what is now known from the body cam notes.
 
I could see Nick bypassing the easily verifiable stolen valor stuff to go straight to accusing him of being a diddler. Real odd how that's the first place his mind goes to.
Some people will say "confession though projection," but I will simply say, as Null is often fond of pointing out, that it's the worst thing in the world you can accuse somebody of being. Nick has been doing it repeatedly, because he's a piece of shit, and he needs to falsely cast his critics as even bigger pieces of shit in order to try and save his dying e-career.

And it won't work. Because Nick has zero credibility anymore.

Look, it's widely known I don't like Spectre, but I will say this: I have absolutely ZERO reason to believe Spectre is a pedo, nor would I believe Nick if he were to simply claim he is. Which I assume Nick probably would, like an absolute faggot, if Spectre were to ever break hard and unambiguously from Nick.

I have a suspicion Spectre is still kinda-sorta operating under the old circa-2020 mentality that you can't go in too hard on Nick, because he's a big deal on the Internet, and you will get overwhelmingly dogpiled if you do. Indeed, Spectre used to help cultivate that mentality in others. Nick's fandom was like a cult. Still is actually, but much diminished in size and influence.

This ain't 2020 anymore though.

The amount of pushback Nick has received in the past three years, and especially beginning last year, was once unthinkable to many, but things have pretty clearly changed. I am not even talking about the Farms. Just look at Twitter. To an oldfag like me, what I have been witnessing on Twitter is amazing. To see other people, who used to follow him, or even admire him, also wake up to reality, and no longer being afraid to speak their mind.

You are seeing less and less loyal subjects of Lord Balldo just going along with whatever dumb crap he feeds them, and more people saying "he's wearing nothing at all!"

(Hans Christian Andersen was Scandanavian, so this a very fitting analogy, I think).

It's not a vice to call Nick a piece of shit and tell him to go to hell. It's a virtue. Perhaps Spectre will come to realize that eventually, like so many others have.

How many fucking times can you say ‘uh’ in 30 seconds, christ.
Drugs.

Also, making shit up on the fly will cause that.

He's spiraling. Has been for a while now.

In reading about hoarding I came across this scaling system (Clutter Image Rating) used to measure how cluttered a home is.
That reminds me.

Another reason we need the bodycam is because @Balldo's Gate promised he would give us a verdict of whether Nick's home is better or worse than Matthew Vickers. I think he called it the "Vickers threshold," or something.

Based upon the written descriptions of the bodycam, it certainly seems like Nick has managed to exceed that threshold. Hell, Nick might even be pushing into Tommy Tooter territory.

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For context and those unaware. IIRC some dumbass self professed pedo tried accessing legal info on Rekieta during the early days of the arrest. When found out Null immediately banned the dumbfuck. Please correct me if Im wrong.
Nah you're right. They even had a spergout in the thread about how they were set up to get put on the registry. IIRC they were actually a member of Nick's locals so people speculated he was sent to request info as a false flag.
 
Both women really emphasized in private when giving me notes that the cuck fridge with coke on it is basically a straight shot from the front door and stressed it would be impossible to move through the house or in and out it without at least hearing whatever they were up to.
I think that's a big part of why Nick is so scared of the bodycam coming out. He has spent the past year implying anyone but himself was the one to expose his kids to cocaine. He's implied the cops did, he's implied Aaron did, he even seems to be working his way over to implying the nanny did it.

But this video shows, the way the house was, his choices clearly led to exposing his kids to cocaine and god knows what else. You'd think the cops worrying about being exposed to fentanyl as they search his house for drugs would be some point of reflection or shame, but he has no shame. Nick seems to only be scared of other people's reaction, and he seems desperate to avoid people having a visual explanation of the neglect he put his kids through.
 
Nick said he never got a chance to do the DMT. In this case I believe him because anyone who ever takes DMT wants to talk about it (myself included). If he’d taken DMT he might have had a white light spiritual experience and gotten his shit together.

The machine elves confronted me with a profound spiritual message. "Stop being a cuckold!"

I figured Aaron just didnt like coke that much or maybe the fact he had an ex wife that would fuck him put the fear of god into him.

This is true of most people and most drugs. There's a reason only about 10% of people are susceptible to developing problems. Most people just don't like them. They certainly don't think they're worth the enormous expense, financial and personal, that consuming them regularly demands.

The people who develop problems tend to have a drug-shaped hole in their psyche and drugs 'fixes them' albeit usually temporarily and for a very short period. Regular, normal people tend to just try them once or twice, think, 'oh, that was interesting' (or not) and then they move on with their lives.
 
The dabbleverse is the most insane collection of degenerate freaks that are brought together by an irrational violent hatred of a boring YouTube livestreamer that only they've heard of
My impression that they are the scum and run-off from all other kinds of communities who got driven out for repeatedly sexualizing minors, stalking behavior, constant harassment and more while being told to, and refusing to, JUST STOP.

I am really proud of Nick in the sense that he realized he has the opportunity to become the first ever three-peat lolcow of the year award winner. He is back and quickly becoming the favorite for 2025. Meanwhile the lowly pig roach has never won a single time.
Maybe he is fooling us all and just playing the long time game to ensure he can grab the win for a decade straight and never be unseated as the longest streak holder of this illustrious award?

He's been tripling the money with coin flips on Stake, then taking the money for his cheese fund.
Do not tell a soul, but I have it on good authority he is spending the entire weekend in a gorgonzola-induced haze.

Did anyone else find it hilarious that the Rekieta's fluffy orange cat apparently bolted out the door during the raid? Probably tired of shitting and pissing on the carpets since there's no way they changed the litter box.
I don't recall Nick ever mentioning the cat, and what happened to the poor pug?
It is likely that the kids, being ignored by their drugged up parents and having little to no activities at home, ended up caring for the pets as the one source of comfort and companionship they had access to. Sunny is still missing in action.

Who on Earth thinks taking a picture from this angle is a good idea? POV: You were kidnapped, stuffed into the trunk of a car, and these two The Hills Have Eyes freaks just opened the trunk to inspect the catch of the day.
As much as I despise his enabler parents I would chalk this one up to boomers just taking an image with their laptop/tablet considering the angle.
 
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