💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[anionfarflung]

I thought we all agreed it was the local zoo.
I bet is mainly the orangutans.

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[Return of the Freaker]

Admitting you will always lie to cover up crimes while multiple people are accusing you of subjecting your children to hoarder house conditions isn't very smart

Expected when your first response to stress is:

 

[anionfarflung]

Celeste wasn't an only child, right?

Not sure why birth dates are missing on this view. Something to look into.
Celeste and siblings

 

[MeltyTW]

Admitting you will always lie to cover up crimes while multiple people are accusing you of subjecting your children to hoarder house conditions isn't very smart

It's actually so dumb I'm trying to find some technicality for that to not be what he's saying. Like maybe "no I didn't do coke I'm saying I'll lie about details of the case so you freaks can't count my pillows or my pocketbook" ... but then didn't he admit he did drugs including cocaine but that he's "better now". So there is no technicality even in a wiggling little equivocating nick way it is explicitly saying he will lie to cover up severe crimes

 

[Vibralldo]

It's actually so dumb I'm trying to find some technicality for that to not be what he's saying. Like maybe "no I didn't do coke I'm saying I'll lie about details of the case so you freaks can't count my pillows or my pocketbook" ... but then didn't he admit he did drugs including cocaine but that he's "better now". So there is no technicality even in a wiggling little equivocating nick way it is explicitly saying he will lie to cover up severe crimes

He's admitted that he'll lie about things that aren't other people's business and considers the bodycam footage and state of his house not other people's business.

There's only 1 way to take this.

 

[TurdThrower]

Ralph is more likeable than Nick.

Unfortunately I agree. Ethan Ralph is the type of guy that could be anywhere from annoying to punchable if you are sitting next to him in a bar.

Rekieta, when not sperging out, would drive people away because of his unwarranted sense of self-importance. In his present form, at best he is going to make it obvious that you are beneath him unless you are agreeing with him in every thing that he says. He's that type of guy that is miserable to be around. Total energy vampire.

Nick's dad looks like Milton in Office Space. I keep expecting him to talk about his stapler.

Those two path's aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

 

[Balldo]

Wow, what a whirlwind of events! I'm not advocating any retarded stalker shit or bugging the locals as 1) it's retarded and 2) anything that can fuck things up for Josh and his efforts should be avoided by sensible Kiwis. But if Sheriff Tollefsen thinks he can shut something down without pissing off an Autist Army looking into all the dirty business of his county, I think he will be sorely mistaken.

a few points...

1. Can we stop talking about how the "nanny didn't clean enough" or "Nick, it's your fault the nanny didn't clean" or "Nick, it's your fault the nanny gave the kids alcohol?

I don't think her nanny job entailed any housework. From what I remember, she was only a nanny meant to drive around muh keedz, buy some groceries, and watch them at the house occasionally. It wouldn't surprise me if the gradual and steady decline in the house was a part of her leaving that job. I bet they were always messy and hoardy, but that things escalated after Nick found the coco.

The only person claiming she gave them alcohol is NICK REKIETA! Am I taking crazy pills... or brownbrown... or galaxy gas? Since when is anything coming from Nick believable? Was there some MNPublic Records drop where this was reported to the police by the kids and I missed it? Even PPP, who has generally been great on this arc, said something indicating he gave some credence to the "drunk Nanny" thesis. Fucking why?

I guess I'm a stickler for these kinds of details as I really suspect that the trend of Balldowashers saying that "the cops touched the girls hair with cocaine" came DIRECT from our own spergs in this thread. I don't remember any Balldoguards or Nick saying anything like that until AFTER I read that kind of speculation here. Maybe I''m wrong about that timeline, but I just don't remember hearing it before I read it here on the Farms. It came from people who didn't know shit about drugs whose thought process went a) reads "hair test" b) thinks "that must mean the coke was on her hair?" That seemed to be the origin of the entire theory! Good for them for being ignorant of hair tests and I complimented them for their lack of knowledge of the drug world. Problem is some of them didn't shut their traps and kept rambling about "well, ackshully... here's a study...". What a fucking waste of time.

I had a thought, aside from some grand zoospricy could something like the bodycam be put away as part of a plea deal to get the nick to rat on his dealer? Considering the amount he had, he wasn't getting it from a rinkydink corner dealer so him snaking would be worth it to the court and police?

I don't really think it is the case, but it would explain the actions of the sheriff and the court going so far to protect him for no reason.

2. I don't think we are discussing the "was Nick a dealer?" angle enough? I just searched the last few days of the thread and the only time I found "dealer" was the above quote. I think Nick being supremely uncool and dorky really throws people off, but I have known some very dorky and uncool dealers over the years who also wouldn't have been suspected.

-The scale. Sorry, but most drug buyers don't carry around scales to check their buys. Sure, it happens, but it's not that common. Not trusting your regular dealer is going to piss them off and they can easily find other buyers. But dealers? Yeah, they all have fucking scales!

-The weighed out baggies. I heard Warski suggest (giving Nick the benefit of the doubt, mind you) that Nick may have just been selling at cost to friends as opposed to dealing for profit. He forgot one important detail though: the Rekietas don't really have any friends! They were giving it away to Aaron and April, but who else were they hanging out with? I never heard Aaron mention any other people in their social circle. Drex? Not into drugs, as I recall. The only times I can remember them doing things with friends were online friends at cons or randos at Hedonism. But could they have been selling to people they met at places like Gay Nineties or Sodomy Barn? Not hard to sell coke at a gay bar... Aaron? Hello? I understand though if he doesn't want to touch that question with a 10 foot pole. If we know two things about Nick, he's a) greedy and b) loves the coca. Why not make money off what he loves?

-The piles of cash. I'm a little shocked that the police dropped the possibility of distribution quickly, but without any known buyers, they wouldn't have much of a case. The case developed as a posession/child neglect case, not a trafficking case, so they didn't come into the situation expecting to bust a dealer, just a loser junkie. If they had been talking to people who had bought from him and working up the chain to Nick, their approach would have been likely different.

-The absurdly overpriced paintings and "3k monthly snack budget". For those of you who don't know, the art world is all about money laundering and hiding dirty assets. And the 3k monthy snack budget.... for underfed kids... always screamed to me that Nick was doing something odd with money and needed to be able to explain where all his money went? Maybe to the cops or IRS? Maybe to Mommy and Daddy? Who knows?

3. I also think that people should continue looking at the political power in this county and possible Rekieta family clout. I know I will be! The Chrissley story and the quote below made me laugh as it reminded me of Our Husband. This is how the world works: campaign contributions buy pardons and light treatment. It's not a Trump thing or a Biden thing or a Clinton thing, it's a politics thing.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/todd-julie-chrisley-trump-pardon-why-updates-b2759299.html

“Their daughter, Savannah, campaigned for Trump. During a speech at the RNC in 2024, she said her parents were ‘persecuted’ for their political beliefs,” Anna Bower, a reporter for Lawfare, said.

 

[MeltyTW]

He's admitted that he'll lie about things that aren't other people's business and considers the bodycam footage and state of his house not other people's business.

There's only 1 way to take this.

thats fucking crazy. i dont even really know what he hoped to accomplish i guess he just got pissed and wanted to yell the truth for once, its not about not doing it he just thinks he has a right to do coke and let his kids waddle in cocaine and maybe even beat his family as long as hes not doing it in town square

 

[not william stenchever]

When you keep jumping from peak to peak, the peaks stop being peaks.

Or if you play too much Helldivers 2 like I do, when trying to jump from peak to peak with the jetpack sometimes you drag your toes a little bit on the terrain one jump and then go ass over tea kettle into the valley and a bile titan daintily steps on you, impaling your ass.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

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Who on Earth thinks taking a picture from this angle is a good idea? POV: You were kidnapped, stuffed into the trunk of a car, and these two The Hills Have Eyes freaks just opened the trunk to inspect the catch of the day.

I read that as Balldotech

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I would have figured Nick to be more of a F.A.T.A.L. fanboy.

For sure, especially when they are in the good graces of rich families like the Rekieta Crime Family and want to remain in those good graces. The web of interconnected corruption makes all parties feel invincible because as long as they do not draw federal ire they can usually obfuscate and bullshit through almost anything and harass any families that not cooperate out of the community.

Luckily for them, it's not like Nick is under investigation for hacking Aaron's e-mail.

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It wasn't the giraffes. Harambe knew what was going on in Nick's house of horrors, that's why they silenced him.

 

[Stiffy]

Celeste wasn't an only child, right? That would mean interest in the trust fund would be split multiple ways. There would be competing interests who might not want to squander the family inheritance on a bad seed. I wonder if the desire to keep the bodycam from coming out is based on Celeste wanting to keep her siblings in the dark on how badly her son is behaving while enabled with family money. And given her pill bottle on her druggie son's refrigerator next to all the drugs, I wonder if the body cams might provide her siblings with enough justification to audit her and her family, and perhaps adjust their access.

No way to investigate that supposition, but it would be a motive for her to try pulling strings.

Bingo! Now I remember Nick commenting somewhere that he didn't want private medication labels seen. And It might have been during one of the NLO chats. Does the transcript state what medication of his mother's was next to the black cocaine bullet on the nightstand?

 

[BondoBob]

They don't give a shit about the Rekietas baring actually money changing hands. They may be rich but they're outsiders. Kayla and her family are insiders who are to be protected. Why do you think she got off scot-free?

I don't really follow this drama, but if you're wondering why she "got off scot-free" it's because she didn't talk to the cops. Never talk to the cops without your attorney present. There is absolutely nothing you're going to say that will help your defense. Exercise your right to remain silent and then confer with your representation. Especially if you know you're guilty. This is just an object lesson.

 

[Vibralldo]

thats fucking crazy. i dont even really know what he hoped to accomplish i guess he just got pissed and wanted to yell the truth for once, its not about not doing it he just thinks he has a right to do coke and let his kids waddle in cocaine and maybe even beat his family as long as hes not doing it in town square

Nick's reached Chris Chan levels of true and honest retardation where he'll just blurt out "yes, of course I lie constantly about everything and can't be trusted" and "of course I got my mistress addicted to cocaine!" unprompted the same way Chris Chan would yell "I have many pairs of dirty crapped briefs!"

 

[arc minsk]

Bingo! Now I remember Nick commenting somewhere that he didn't want private medication labels seen. And It might have been during one of the NLO chats. Does the transcript state what medication of his mother's was next to the black cocaine bullet on the nightstand?

HIS MOM HAS NIGGER AIDS!

 

[3MMA]

And this is why we archive, people. Thanks to everyone who did.

Some people think it’s just a forum to get asspats & a dopamine rush, so they’ll rush to post screenshots first or post only approved views by a majority of the thread, no original thought or confident new ideas, or the exact same stale bullshit memes every one has seen 100x in every thread like the dumb kid praying “i hope this will happen” or bozo packwatch or whatever. They use the same shit to get their beloved stickers in every thread.

I don’t mind tourists at all as long as they aren’t shitting up the on topic threads this hardcore. In fact I welcome new users or those new to a thread often, just not into tolerating bullshit behavior when people know better. The posts in the last few days being 90% slop has made it horribly difficult to catch any posts that didn’t include archives in order to make sure they get done. I gave up even trying to knock out neglected archives a day or two ago, as another 100 pages of slop, minimum, appeared each day. Also made it hard to find the actual, real, new, updates because all the tourists shat up the highlights liking the same generic memes of Sam Hyde faces or other crap landing as highlights rather than posts that included new court info or other pertinent info we’ve been waiting for.

Thank fuck for postmarks now as some thread regulars have tried to keep the India menace at bay by postmarking the actually relevant shit that dopamine fags bury with their shit all over the place behavior. If you’re gonna shit all over a thread, at least be funny, or be real & funny if you must serious post. That’s my cue to go read other threads for a while if I’m getting kinda MATI at my usual reads being shat on by the KF equivalent of a bus load of pajeet immigrants who really like shitting on our beautiful beaches.

Kayla and Nick are The Raped. If you ever wonder about or question their character, motives, actions, thoughts, they're coming from The Raped. Once you understand this, you'll wonder less.

This The Raped thing is not that great a joke. Unless whoever’s telling it is in fact, The Raped. That’s it. Explains its swift spread lately. Carry on I guess if you’re The Raped & it’s how you deal. Not directed at Cousin Skeeter so much as at anyone running around calling cows The Raped like it’s the best thing ever. Niggers like that are strange. Be aware. Best not to become one of The Raped club, ya know?

Where does this meme come from? I keep hearing it about iddubz too. It's giving me flashbacks to the qover thing.

Beyond originating from Frank, it was recently revived in the Anissa thread (about her husband) & then got ran into the ground & is spreading. Especially by a specific crowd of posters. They think it’s really funny. To be fair, it was vaguely funny the very first time idubbbz was called that, but its lost its charm & is exceedingly gay now. It starts to get repetitive, like how Vaedo the Paedo can’t stop talking about raping kids. Calling every cow “The Raped” is similar to Vaedo’s paedo routine, ie, not something to bust out as the go to joke. A “joke“ that (very potentially) says more about the teller than the subject.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He's admitted that he'll lie about things that aren't other people's business and considers the bodycam footage and state of his house not other people's business.

There's only 1 way to take this.

People call Nick a lot of things. Cuck, fag, non-lawyer, druggie, drunk, balldo, retard, child abuser, NERD and many others, the one thing I hope becomes the main insult to call him is liar. Before anything else the first thing anyone should call him is a liar whose words are completely meaningless. Every response in one of his gay little twitter fights should just begin with that.

 

[not william stenchever]

Beyond originating from Frank, it was recently revived in the Anissa thread (about her husband) & then got ran into the ground & is spreading. Especially by a specific crowd of posters. They think it’s really funny. To be fair, it was vaguely funny the very first time idubbbz was called that, but its lost its charm & is exceedingly gay now.

I thought the origin was idubbz calling himself "The Raped™" because just looking at him you get the feeling that Anisa enjoys forcibly penetrating him. The more you know, I suppose.

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

None of this is the behavior of a sober person.

"Wrong again kiwifag, the holes in my brain just make me weirder and funnier beyond the comprehension of prudes!"

I mean what can he do? Nick isn't doing it on camera and it doesn't come up on piss tests.

His probation officer is absolutely aware that Nicholas streams and could check in on both his VODs and social media antics, but like the average probation officer he is probably swamped with more dangerous criminals to watch, a lazy fuck just doing the bare minimum, possibly severely restrained by felon-coddling state mandates, or some degree of combination of all three.

I'd actually respect Nick a lot more if he showed an iota of real interest in the law. He'd pick up real cases to talk about instead of the meme case of the day, because that's what pays.

Perhaps the most frustrating thing career-wise in this is that he could so easily have leveraged his influence and perceived legitimacy after the Depp trial into a career path that would have ended with his own million+ viewer TV show on an evening slot. Nearly universal access to almost any case in any states courtrooms was in reach had he not been such a lazy faggot more interested in wine moms and drugs than the future of his children.

I don't believe modafinil is that big of a deal but adderall is something that when you're prescribed many doctors will issue random piss tests

Both the modafinil and adderall prescription are, according to Nicholas, for his narcolepsy, modafinil while not considered to be on the same level as adderall can still be abused by taking higher doses to get a coke/amphetamine-like high.

From his previous habits we can assume he saves up his adderall, crushing and snorting it on top of the modafinil which likely has him on a pretty decent high. He is probably getting tested on a regular schedule or has insider info thanks to family connections on when tests occur and times his drug binges to some extent so that his test levels still appear within prescription ranges and uses more nitrous to tide him over when he has to abstain from the pills.

It makes you think what the fuck his creative writing degree was for if he can't write clearly enough that he doesn't need to keep saying "I didn't say that".

Any degree is only as good as what remains of it between the ever growing holes of his drug-drilled brain.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I do think that the theory of the bodycam footage being under wraps is for Kayla's and the kids benefit holds some water, outside 'I dont like giving people not from here shit'.

Here's this sad, miserable white woman with her deadbeat fuck up husband and five kids at home. Up until fairly recently she's been a more or less model wife in public and attending church/etc. Her kids seem to be involved in local activities and outgoing enough that with how small the town is everyone knows them.

Suddenly (in the span of about a year) something clearly has gone wrong and the kids are dirty and unkempt and the mother looks even more out of it than normal (I assume they assume Nick beats her, she's got that battered housewife vibe) and the husband gets arrested for drugs. Now, being a wife, Kayla cant be responsible for her husband leading her astray from Jesus.

So, I think the community in general wants to move past this, because I'm sure its quite discussed, and as long as the bodycam footage isnt out they can all pretend it wasnt that bad and its surely all better now. The grandparents got involved and Nick is on probation and poor Kayla wasnt charged with anything. She just needs some support from the community to get her life back together.


I still hope she divorces him, she deserves better. Anyone woman deserves better than Nick.

 

[3MMA]

I thought the origin was idubbz calling himself "The Raped™" because just looking at him you get the feeling that Anisa enjoys forcibly penetrating him. The more you know, I suppose.

I think your version sounds more true to life. Who knows? I’m no expert. Let’s say it is.