💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Nick reneges on his previous statement that the transcripts are accurate, giving the excuse that he was "referring to April's words, which is further up the tweet chain."
This is easily debunked. There is no "tweet chain". The top message from Nick in that screenshot ("Someone should count...") is a message on its own and not a reply to anything.

Meme Copium implies he's heard stories of Nick hitting his daughter(s)
I assume this is related to the "keyboard" story that his hints about have been posted here.

I don't really think this is an appropriate subject to go "tee hee, guess what I know" about. If his source claims to be an eyewitness, who has this person reported it to? If the answer is "nobody", why not? It's not as if this person wouldn't have known that there is or was an active CHIPS investigation following the drug charges.

It looks like much of that was what was in the bodycam notes, which Nick has more or less confirmed, and considering how little time they had to do it before it was shut down, explains why they were reluctant to be more forthcoming.
To clarify, none of the "secret stuff" I was referring to relates to the contents of those notes.
 
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Nick reneges on his previous statement that the transcripts are accurate, giving the excuse that he was "referring to April's words, which is further up the tweet chain."
This seems to be a poor excuse, as he replied directly to someone asking for its accuracy.
Has he now only just realised the apocalyptically bad optics of co-signing bodycam descriptions that include cocaine on pillows and bottles of alcohol mixed with childrens' toys?

He's actually not saying the transcripts weren't accurate, he's playing word games and making it seem like he is saying they weren't accurate without actually making the denial.
 
I'm beginning to notice, much like his good friend/colleague/confidante/role-model/rumoured eskimo-bro, Ethan Ralph, he only ever seems to go after women. Almost every guy though, he just blocks or only makes snide faggoty remarks
This is something I often notice on the Internet - with Rekieta, with Ralph, with troons, in our Mass Debates "Debate a nonce" threads - all pathetic, weak failed men go after women and when confronted by another man they either escape or become timid and polite.
Prospects for Rekieta don't look good.
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So if MATI wanted to get a big sperg form the Baldo I have one suggestion. Get a panel of all the unknown and forgotten people Nick has thrown shade at. Ron, the Naruto crossbow Duck guy, lemon head, eric july, legal bytes, ect. Give them each 5 - 10 min to give nick advice and a prayer. Do this each week as a segment... Untill the bodycam footage is released?
 
He's actually not saying the transcripts weren't accurate, he's playing word games and making it seem like he is saying they weren't accurate without actually making the denial.
He did that with our newest Nerd Incel Prude @FaranFronczakTV: "MY CHANNEL DOESN'T COVER BODYCAM FOOTAGE YOU FAT BISH!"

(Hey homegirl! Welcome aboard!)

Any reasonable person knows what she was saying: he hit the big time through other people's legal woes. But once it's his turn to be in the spotlight, his only cope is to focus on pedantic technicalities, as if those vindicate him or change anything. He's worse than Bill Clinton arguing the semantics of what the definition of "is" is.
 
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Nick reneges on his previous statement that the transcripts are accurate, giving the excuse that he was "referring to April's words, which is further up the tweet chain."
This seems to be a poor excuse, as he replied directly to someone asking for its accuracy.

Has he now only just realised the apocalyptically bad optics of co-signing bodycam descriptions that include cocaine testing positive on pillows and old bottles of alcohol mixed with childrens' toys?
How the fuck does that work? How could the reporters accurately state what happened between Nick and April at the moment they were put in cop cars without having seen the body-cam footage. No, he read that part of the report, it got his dick hard (which as he's admitted, is difficult to accomplish), and so he rushed to X to confirm it. Then he read the rest of the report, realized how terrible, even in writing, it makes him work and is desperately trying to renege.

I cannot state how great it was that Josh was able to get people out to report and take notes on this, because it turned Total Balldo Victory into a complete stalemate. I doubt we'll get the bodycam footage if Kandy-Yoshi county was willing to go that far to get it removed that quickly. But by having reporters publish their accounts of the footage, it puts Nick in a perpetually defense position. If he tries to deny the reports, then the burden of proof falls on him to show the bodycam footage, which he won't, which means that people will take those reports at face value. So he's completely stuck.

That said, with the reports of the bodycam, Nick is starting to dry up. It's the same shit every day. He comes on stream tired, dirty, and usually late, huffs whippits off camera, calls Null a shotacon pedophile, claims Kurt has a micropeen and is a pedophile, calls Sean fat, and talks about Aaron ATE HIS GOO. He shouldn't be trusted or talked to, because he obsessed with using weaselly half-truths. When those don't work , then he'll just outright lie. I think he should be continually monitored, because I think he will for sure fuck up again, and one day, there will be more content again. But for now, he's a dried up cow.

See ya cowgirl, someday, somewhere!
 
So if MATI wanted to get a big sperg form the Baldo I have one suggestion. Get a panel of all the unknown and forgotten people Nick has thrown shade at. Ron, the Naruto crossbow Duck guy, lemon head, eric july, legal bytes, ect. Give them each 5 - 10 min to give nick advice and a prayer. Do this each week as a segment... Untill the bodycam footage is released?
Shane Holmberg made an account here @Shane_Yes_That_One to white knight Monica Rial and pals during Weeb Wars/#KickVic. He'd be easy, just promise a gourmet shoe feast.
 
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