💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%
  • Total voters
    696
Swole McPole said:
It really doesn't matter which tradition you adhere to, whether it be 12 steps, some kind of residential rehab programme or one of the recovery programmes that have a secular underpinning like Rational Recovery or Smart Recovery -- they all see recovery as a process, not a singular event that you go through, tick the box and you're cured. And of course, the reason why they stress this is because people who don't view it as a life long process invariably end up like Rekieta. "I'm cured now. I'm no longer banging the coke/drinking like a fish. I can start huffing Galaxy Gas and ranting on line at strangers until 4.00 am every morning."

I've always been very sceptical about the 12 step fellowships. It's always seemed to me that a doctrine based on religion that doesn't change at all and completely ignores the dramatic transformations in what we know about addiction that have occurred in the last fifty years probably isn't fit for purpose. But I'm dead serious when I say that the best thing Rekieta could do for himself and his family at the moment is get himself down to a 12 step meeting -- AA or NA, it doesn't matter which. Get himself a sponsor and start taking the process of recovery seriously.
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I mean it is actually entirely fully possible to just stop addiction shit after repeated failure and just naturally arrive to the conclusion that its destroying you and your relationships with the people that you love and care about. Some people need the kind of structure/support network that AA and other programs provide and other people just outgrow it very suddenly one day. There are also psychiatric medications that can help a lot with shit.

Is that route advisable? I don't know. I don't think its advisable for someone who is not only married but has dependents (children).

I don't really like AA programs because they come across as a sort of cult due to the religious shit and not only that literally the first step of AA is this (this is quoted directly from their website):
"We admitted we were powerless over alcohol — that our lives had become unmanageable."
Alcohol is of course addictive but just the idea that you're telling people to own the fact they are powerless is ridiculous. You can literally write your own goals and aspirations down without the direction of anyone else and start holding yourself accountable.
There's also other schools of thought that totally abstaining may not be the best immediate course of action, you can phase things out and try different strategies - there's billions of people on the planet and acting like some set of 12 steps written 100 years ago is gospel is like running around the world beheading people based on religious scripture that was written 2000 years ago.
 
Lonely khan said:
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The fucking Dept of admin called the Sheriff to read them statutes and they still rebuffed? The sherriff got on the phone with DOA and assured admin they would comply/reach out to Hardin? And instead they turned to the DA to sweep?

I'm now more intested in the case for the bodycam footage than the footage themselves.

but also stilled interested in the bodycam footage
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Still maintaining my position that this is mostly down to the Sheriff being an obstinate jackass not wanting to do something he's been told to do.
 
Rekieta got worked over verbally by some small town cop. What a fucking dunce.

Also after seeing how he believes he looks good as a skeleton it's pretty apparent that he wasn't negligent he is intentionally starving his kids because he's afraid of body fat.
 
Swole McPole said:
I've always been very sceptical about the 12 step fellowships. It's always seemed to me that a doctrine based on religion that doesn't change at all and completely ignores the dramatic transformations in what we know about addiction that have occurred in the last fifty years probably isn't fit for purpose. But I'm dead serious when I say that the best thing Rekieta could do for himself and his family at the moment is get himself down to a 12 step meeting -- AA or NA, it doesn't matter which. Get himself a sponsor and start taking the process of recovery seriously.
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The problem is that Nick is actively making it harder for himself with each passing day by doing petty things. Step 1 would be impossible for him to accept, but could you imagine what Step 9 is going to be for him? The first people he should make amends with are his children.
 
Know Your Meme has a Rekeita Page.:story:
Who Is Nick Rekieta And Why Was He Arrested? The YouTube Lawyer's Downfall And The 'Sonichu Medallion Curse' Explained

edit: And there's a page for his arrest too:
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Sneed Force One said:
The Pretty Menopausal Podcast dykes Jackie and Haley had some fag (probably Moody) whip up a "script of code" that track's Aaron's recent KF activity "every 5 minutes."
They've built up a timeline of Aaron's activity on this site since the 22nd of May.
@ItsAaronIgnoreMe you may want to switch up your privacy settings there, buddy.
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This chart is bullshit. They probably made it all up.
The purple bar is 12 pixels wide and the grid is an hour. An hour has 12 of 5 minutes.
It only records on a pixel level in factors of 6.
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ie 6, 12, 18...
1 minute, or simply launching his browser with the tabs open where he then swaps to a new window to look up cuck porn counts as 5 minutes.
Complete and utter nonsense.
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So I'm supposed to believe in the span of an hour, he was doing nothing but opening and closing browser tabs?
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People who made this also made the bot:
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They think Aaron Imholte is Adolf Hitler.
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The entirety of Diddleverse (Aaron included) should be deported to an island and have various chemical weapons tested on them.

Preacher ✝ said:
Personally I think this is why the daughter's hair tested positive for cocaine. To me it seems more logical that she was at one point laying in bed cuddling her mom with her head inadvertently on the coke pillow than it does that she actually took cocaine.
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You're wrong. She was tested for >5000pg/mg, that's not a result anyone would get from any kind of environmental contamination.
blackface enthusiast said:
As loathe as I am to hand Balldo a technical W, I'm inclined to agree. It's entirely possible that he was correct that the positive test wasn't from ingestion, but the reason he can't be honest about how she got exposed is that he would have to admit that the bedroom was a filthy drug den with cocaine everywhere and that's how the child was exposed. Much easier to blame it on the cops and invent a story that the same county balldowashing for him was part of an evil conspiracy to frame him as a drug fiend.

How many tests were actually performed on her, though? I know about the one test that couldn't have been from that, wasn't there another one that he was going apeshit about or am I misremembering?
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Some trace amounts of cocaine deposited onto pillows and furniture won't yield a positive test result of >5000pg/mg (more than ten times the cut-off) and it won't metabolise into benzoylecgonine.
Stop coping on his behalf. She ingested the drug.
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Based on the results from the pillowcase, that poor kid was getting a dose every time she slept in there. If they were doing lines off the top of that fridge, I can guarantee you there was a microscopic little snowdrift at the base of that fridge, right where she played. Anyone who spent significant amount of time in that room would have tested hot afterwards. And in a little girl who wasn't taught personal hygiene and probably weighed about 50 lbs., that's enough for her to accidentally ingest enough cocaine to test hot as a weekend user.
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Fox Girl Enjoyer said:
There is a good chance its either A)Josh loses but the county has to pay Josh anyway and the only winner is the Rage Pig getting 5K or B)Josh wins, gets a far payday and gets to watch the body cam footage (you could have given for free) from his taxpayer funded Pensacola Penthouse. We had to ballwash for a guy who abused his kids. No refunds, Remember to vote next election. Rackets might win. Ralph might win. Josh might win. How does the County win because I just don't see it.
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Government departments don't work that way. Politicians in leadership positions make token noises about budgets, but the rank & file don't give one shit how much something costs, because they know from experience money will always magically appear no matter what they do. It's only in extreme circumstances (i.e. a federal shutdown because of congressional retardation) where people get furloughed, but interestingly the actual mechanisms of government carry on anyway, from a magic cash spigot that never seems to turn off.

Officials involved in the judiciary give absolutely zero fucks about how much something costs. No matter how stupid their antics, no matter the fact that a given course of action will expose the city/county/state/whatever to absurd liabilities requiring big payouts to [whoever], it's not coming out of their own pockets, so "who gives a shit?" They're free to do whatever stupid shit they want (or get bribed/pressured to do) and they never get punished.

Just imagine if municipal, county, state and even federal courts were held financially responsible for costs and fees every time they get overturned in a case (i.e. punishment for getting it wrong, in the view of a higher court). Imagine some stupid local fight making it all the way to the Supreme Court, with each court reversing the lower one all the way up, only for SCOTUS to reverse again, and so every fucking court that wasted SCOTUS' time fucking things up (i.e. all the courts that ruled opposite SCOTUS' final ruling) had to all costs to the prevailing side. Reasonable? Maybe not. But I bet it'd stop a lot of judicial fuckery.
 
James done did it said:
the other question I have is what was he injecting to cause the track marks? Most of the drugs we know he was abusing are usually abused by smoking/snorting/pill popping.
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Meat Target said:
He could've been mixing his coke into speedballs and injecting them.
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by nick's own admission, he never injected anything because it's too much effort and involves measuring which he admits he's not good at that


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"I wouldn't do injectables or anything like that's that's just too much all all that shit's too much work for me right like that's why I liked um that's why I liked Coke because it's like okay you just get a little bit out and then you just snort it and then you're done then you go right like all this all this other [ __ ] it's like you got to cook it and you got to measure stuff and I'm like oh my god how do I do this in the bathroom i can't do this in the bathroom"

nick has 100% shot cocaine, most likely also into his non functioning penis because that would be FUNNY and WEIRD
 
Tiger Jack said:
Still maintaining my position that this is mostly down to the Sheriff being an obstinate jackass not wanting to do something he's been told to do.
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I maintain that Sheriff Tollefson is in Bob and Celeste's swinger group and that's why he's sweeping up for their junkie son. Nick was upset his parents didn't talk to him about sex because they've been drug and sex degens their whole lives. He felt like he was missing out.
 
spacko said:
by nick's own admission, he never injected anything because it's too much effort and involves measuring which he admits he's not good at that

nick has 100% shot cocaine, most likely also into his non functioning penis because that would be FUNNY and WEIRD
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First, he's a lying faggot. Second, is that girl the new April? How soon until he gets her hooked on whippets and cocaine?

Null said:
The fire rises
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Godspeed, we're getting that delicious cam footage, even if it takes a bit. I want to see the lady cop with the "big gun".
 
There is no insight I could add to this thread about Nick, about how much of a two-faced, slimy, lying fiend he is, that hasn't been said before.
It has been eloquently described by other users, who are better than me at remembering, archiving, and putting a poignant summary into words, while Nick's last attempt at a façace burns to ashes.

I just want to say, after going through the bodycam footage notes with you guys:
Nick is perhaps the most cartoonishly incompetent, most unintentionally funny, least threatening druglord-wannabe who has ever lived.
You could not produce these levels of cataclysmic unpreparedness put on display during the police search, with instance after instance after instance of probable cause to search further, if you hired the entire staff of writers from the classic Looney Tunes Show to make a comedy skit out of it.

Nick is the equivalent of a retarded Tom & Jerry version of Pablo Escobar, who steps on multiple rakes and has safes drop on his head repeatedly, with drug baggies falling out of said safes in front of law enforcement.
 
daffodils said:
Faran weighs in
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What does this even mean?

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Does he want a golden sticker for (computes numbers) being sober for an entire 45 days and around 2 hours?
This guy is so smug and pathetic. It'll be glorious when we see the bodycam footage.

blackface enthusiast said:
This thread alone has gotten over 350 pages in 10 days by the way. So this isn't even a thread with regular traffic/updates by the standards of most lolcows, Nick is a unique case.
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Bro, relax. You're not helping the page count with this bullshit. I know it's 20 pages ago.
You can't just tour to a thread, spew a bunch of shit that's easily disproven with basic searching online (obviously you don't know what's happening), act belligerent when corrected, and then return with "too many pages I don't follow this 24/7 unlike you".
Cut it already.

Here's the post:
AltisticRight said:
Summing up:
1. She was the only child that returned positive. The other 4 tested negative at cut-off.
2. Heavy cocaine contamination can lead to freakishly high results, but surely it would mean everyone gets contaminated equally, more or less.
3. We know this was Nicholas Rekieta's favourite, we know the cocaine was stored in the master's bedroom. We also know the Qover slept there.
Therefore, either she was in the same room with prolonged exposure to cocaine, its usage and drug paraphernalia (they were out in the open according to the court documents) with the Qover sleeping, or somehow she ingested the drug.
One scenario could be explained as a false positive assuming >5000pg/mg was the drug itself, the other suggests it was not.
Or both could be true.
He allowed it to happen in the first place. He brought in the drugs, he brought in the slatternly crackwhore and her stupid ex-husband. They did drugs in the master bedroom.
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I know it's long, skip to the last part if you can't be bothered.
 
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