💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[arc minsk]

If you remember the Duncan McLoud(however it’s spelled) debate, the one that got him tested from YouTube, while Duncan was a lefty retard and came out on bottom, Nick was still a whiny faggot that Duncan legit muted at one point because Nick was spouting nonsense nonstop

holy shit. yeah. that was when nick was at a high point so everyone had to kind of be like
>maybe nick had a flu day he's the based non commie faggot guy. he's just on a bad day or something

but yeah, i remember that shit. he resorted to screeching like he did with keanu and everyone was like
>BRO HOLY BASED HE CALLED HIM A FAGGOT.

probably a stream of the times that were different when saying "retard" was basically a bot transcript instaban or complete automatic demonetization on all platforms when shit was real grim and locked down in the early 2020s

 

[Vibralldo]

He's still going.

Nick just can't take his MILF crush turning on him like this.
He's spent an hour seething at her, convincing no one but himself, no through-line, no strategy but just trying to be crueler and crueler toward yet another woman who BETRAYED him.

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He honestly thinks that we're supposed to believe all of the shit that he says about being off of drugs.
He's totally recovered, guys. That's why he acts like this. He's so in touch with reality.

And he's congratulating himself, too. Because he's just so great. And if he just keeps going, if he just argues and seethes hard enough, he will make us all finally see it!
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None of this is the behavior of a sober person.

In his attempt to own faran he revealed that he's spending 1 am on a Friday night seething at a woman on Twitter

The self-awareness makes him so much worse.

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I know he thinks he's just being flippant and funny. But he's just a piece of shit.

Nick also thinks his house was just a little messy, that he doesn't look like he's abusing nitrous, and that he looks healthy

Nick has less self awareness than Chris Chan

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

In his attempt to own faran he revealed that he's spending 1 am on a Friday night seething at a woman on Twitter

But he won! He defeated those darn dirty Kiwifags in a COURT OF LAW!

 

[bookers]

He's still going.

Nick just can't take his MILF crush turning on him like this.
He's spent an hour seething at her, convincing no one but himself, no through-line, no strategy but just trying to be crueler and crueler toward yet another woman who BETRAYED him.

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He honestly thinks that we're supposed to believe all of the shit that he says about being off of drugs.
He's totally recovered, guys. That's why he acts like this. He's so in touch with reality.

And he's congratulating himself, too. Because he's just so great. And if he just keeps going, if he just argues and seethes hard enough, he will make us all finally see it!
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None of this is the behavior of a sober person.

Who is this lady and what is her relationship to Nick?


"i've completed recovery" ....? what does that even mean
"ongoing mental health treatment" ...? First I've heard of it.

 

[Niggernerd]

Recovery? You've been zonked on galaxy gas you NERD

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

"i've completed recovery" ....? what does that even mean

It means he absorbed literally nothing from any rehab he was forced to attend. One of the first things they try to instill is that recovery is a lifelong process.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

is nick's probation officer not interested in his obvious nitrous use? really weird right? must not be keeping abreast of the situation

I mean what can he do? Nick isn't doing it on camera and it doesn't come up on piss tests.

 

[arc minsk]

Who is this lady and what is her relationship to Nick?

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"i've completed recovery" ....? what does that even mean
"ongoing mental health treatment" ...? First I've heard of it.

it means he's too stubborn to realize that he's an addict. most programs are bullshit but they're right about a lot of things. he's just too smart for the retard tier language required to rebuild someone's brain back from mush.

 

[bookers]

it means he's too stubborn to realize that he's an addict. most programs are bullshit but they're right about a lot of things. he's just too smart for the retard tier language required to rebuild someone's brain back from mush.

It means he absorbed literally nothing from any rehab he was forced to attend. One of the first things they try to instill is that recovery is a lifelong process.

did he actually go to a rehab because i dont remember that happening
thats kind of what im asking.
like we know he's being "monitored" but thats the probation office or whatever, i didn't think he was doing that at outpatient treatment.
because with that stuff he wouldnt need appointments to do it, he'd just do it when he was there

 

[arc minsk]

did he actually go to a rehab because i dont remember that happening

he did like a state diversion thing. they're like the most barebones classes for people who are barely human so you can inject positive words into their brainstems and hope that it takes.

 

[Grayback]

Okay shes a bit rotund. But she looks like the average female nick viewer.

I think she's actually been losing weight recently. I'm not sure that's a recent picture of her that Nick posted.

Who is this lady and what is her relationship to Nick?

She's an old stream guest from the before times. Back when Nick used to stream about stuff like laws and court cases and news.
Nick developed a crush on Faran. Possibly tried to invite her to swing with him, years ago. I'm sure the evidence is buried somewhere in this thread, thousands and thousands of pages ago.

"ongoing mental health treatment"

God sends his toughest challenges to his strongest psychologists.

 

[ghastlyretard]

I mean what can he do? Nick isn't doing it on camera and it doesn't come up on piss tests.

Let nature run its course. Once Nick dies from oxygen starvation everyone is better off. Shit, might even get a new lolcow of the year.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

did he actually go to a rehab because i dont remember that happening

I think it was some AA hugbox meet for substance abuse mandated by the court. I forget how long he went for. I think a month

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

He's still going.

Nick just can't take his MILF crush turning on him like this.
He's spent an hour seething at her, convincing no one but himself, no through-line, no strategy but just trying to be crueler and crueler toward yet another woman who BETRAYED him.

View attachment 7433946 (twitter)

He honestly thinks that we're supposed to believe all of the shit that he says about being off of drugs.
He's totally recovered, guys. That's why he acts like this. He's so in touch with reality.

And he's congratulating himself, too. Because he's just so great. And if he just keeps going, if he just argues and seethes hard enough, he will make us all finally see it!
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None of this is the behavior of a sober person.

Gotta love Nick. Pushes the recovery sympathy angle, whilst maintaining he never had a problem.

 

[Gimgus]

Who is this lady and what is her relationship to Nick?

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"i've completed recovery" ....? what does that even mean
"ongoing mental health treatment" ...? First I've heard of it.

It means he's a fucking idiot, and a textbook example of a Dry Drunk. Recovery isn't something you complete, it's a lifelong journey. There's no such thing as a 'Recovered' addict. There are only 'Recovering' addicts, and dipshits who are going to fall right back into old patterns and burn down their lives yet again. Not shilling for AA or any other particular recovery program, they don't work for everyone, but whatever rackets is doing, it's not going to work.

 

[Ol' Slag]

He didn't go to rehab. He went to drug and alcohol counseling and snubbed his nose at addicts.

He has not hit his rock bottom and will not fix his life until he does so. He would need to lose his kids/inheritance for him to learn the error of his ways.

 

[Vibralldo]

Recovery? You've been zonked on galaxy gas you NERD

Nick really thinks his fans are dumb enough to believe that

And he's right, his fans are absolutely retarded enough to believe that he's totally recovered and fine now

 

[arc minsk]

He would need to lose his kids/inheritance for him to learn the error of his ways.

the state can't take away his money because it's not his. the perfect libertarian.

 

[Ol' Slag]

It means he's a fucking idiot, and a textbook example of a Dry Drunk. Recovery isn't something you complete, there's no such thing as a 'Recovered' addict, only 'Recovering' addicts.

This is absolutely correct. He still has the addict mentality.

He looks at his drug abuse wistfully and still thinks drugs are cool like an addict.

Abuses other substances to get around actually confronting sobriety and the hole that makes him do drugs.

Blames other for his problems.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

But he won! He defeated those darn dirty Kiwifags in a COURT OF LAW!

LAAAAW!!