💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[John Andrews Stan]

To think I was actually a fan of WATP a few years ago after I listened to them shit on the Cinemassacre podcast. How can the guy go after Stuttering John for years and then think that sweeping for Nick is a good idea?

Karl Heberger is a big fan and friend of Digibro, Dax Herrera and Vito the Paedo. He’s a steaming sack of maggoty shit.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Legal Dicksucker has been summoned (and has clearly at least received it, since he untagged himself from the tweet). I wonder if I should be making popcorn.

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Who's this dude and how is he involved with Rackets?

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

he looks like a multiverseal variant of if balldo became sheriff balldo

Distant relative maybe?

 

[BoysOfTheNYPDChoir]

And they absolutely are enabling him. Without his trust fund, he'd be dead right now.

 

[chalkyresidue]

Therein lies the problem. The skelly faggot just so happens to be the deadbeat son of boomer oil barons, and that kind of money is what gets you the best lawyers.

Luckily Nick personally chooses to use Barnes wannabes

When we get the bodycam footage. Can someone do an edit of Yoshis dying in Yoshi's story with Null and Hardin as the flying shyguys?

Put Nick’s face on the obnoxious crying baby Mario on Yoshi’s back

 

[LiquidKid]

What I don't understand is why the county is willing to help him? He has accused multiple people multiple times of planting evidence and improper behavior, but they can't actually have done this on the footage because then he would be releasing it himself regardless of how dirty it is, he wouldn't have even pleaded guilty.

I was fairly convinced that this guy had given the county plenty of motivation to spite him, now they're trying to deny an order to do so? There has to be something greater at play here.

Either that or Nick is extremely good at portraying himself as someone who needs protecting.

The only thing I can imagine is some mix of personal favors or some reason the county doesn't want the footage out in general unrelated to nicks desires.

Maybe they know it would immediately become prime internet video material and they don't want a drug addicted child neglecting sex freak ex lawyer to become their unofficial mascot. The drachenlord effect of having their town be known for his existence.

Perhaps the footage is so bad that it makes the county look even worse for going soft on him?

 

[Bepis]

Who's this dude and how is he involved with Rackets?

Not sure which of the two you mean. Legal Mindset is a lawtuber who used to be friendly with Nick but has been declared a snake for his opinions on Nick's crimes. Gabe Hoffman is some rich jewish guy who developed a hateboner for Ethan Ralph and seems to be friendly with the Kino Casino. I would guess he heard about Nick from them?

 

[Niggernerd]

If 2 judges said yes I see no reason to ask for a third opinion.

 

[ddlloo]

Karl Heberger is a big fan and friend of Digibro, Dax Herrera and Vito the Paedo. He’s a steaming sack of maggoty shit.

It's a shame, because his WATP can be really good at times.

 

[Meat Target]

His parents already know. They are enablers.

We sure? As far as I am aware, they only “know” what their crackhead failson tells them and of course they would want to believe him because they love their child and probably don’t want to imagine they raised a complete fuck up who lets his own kids get into his coke stash.

As someone who was married with a kid and lived in the same town as my in-laws I'm gonna say there is nearly a 0% chance they don't know the state of the house. Your family comes over, often unannounced

Bob and Celeste helped clean up the Balldo Bunker after the kids were placed with other family IIRC. Nick has always been a slob, I doubt his parents were surprised at the state of the house.

I've concluded from life experience (and personal family strife) that the notion of "elder wisdom" is a complete fiction. A disconcerting plurality of old people are gullible retards, evil bastards, or some combination thereof.

They'll defend the behavior of their fucktrophies to their dying breath, no matter how vile or abhorrent. Not a day goes by without me getting at least one thorn in my side courtesy of these dinosaurs.

 

[Journoscum]

It's a shame, because his WATP can be really good at times.

Maybe years ago when it was mostly just his local friends and his elderly wife who would appear on the show.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Not sure which of the two you mean. Legal Mindset is a lawtuber who used to be friendly with Nick but has been declared a snake for his opinions on Nick's crimes. Gabe Hoffman is some rich jewish guy who developed a hateboner for Ethan Ralph and seems to be friendly with the Kino Casino. I would guess he heard about Nick from them?

I always figured after being introduced to Ralph he decided he really liked laughing at lolcows and has been around ever since. If you like laughing at lolcows, Nick Rekieta is a fine choice.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

Perhaps the footage is so bad that it makes the county look even worse for going soft on him?

Cops & government officials hate daylight being shined on them. I don't think it's necessarily that it makes them look bad or they were paid off, they just don't want the attention

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Not sure which of the two you mean. Legal Mindset is a lawtuber who used to be friendly with Nick but has been declared a snake for his opinions on Nick's crimes. Gabe Hoffman is some rich jewish guy who developed a hateboner for Ethan Ralph and seems to be friendly with the Kino Casino. I would guess he heard about Nick from them?

Sorry I did mean the Gabe guy, not legal mindset.

Is he just shit stirring for clout? Everyone else involved I'm at least aware of how they relate to Nick through lawtube or the dabbleverse or whatever retarded shit everything is named.

He's just some wealthy Jewish dude who... wants to get his 15 seconds?

 

[Nana_Feeder]

Even with the worst case scenario where the footage is withheld, it’s important to remember Rekieta squanders every advantage he gets. I could foresee an outcome where he gets the footage withheld, then crashes and burns in the celebration. No bad outcomes from this situation, only better ones.

His current trajectory of huffing throughout the day isn't exactly the key to longevity.

 

[LiquidKid]

Cops & government officials hate daylight being shined on them. I don't think it's necessarily that it makes them look bad or they were paid off, they just don't want the attention

What’s funny is that had they just released it as ordered, No one would have noticed them or cared, but now everyone knows them and everyone hates them with a passion.

 

[Yung Bach]

It seems like a curious discontinuity if “evidence” could be effectively suppressed by pleading out right before anything damaging can be formally admitted. And given that most criminal cases end in plea deals, this situation would be far from rare. Hence, I believe the “presented as evidence” stipulation is important. It would be impossible to have a free and open court system where half the criminal cases are practically a black hole.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's a shame, because his WATP can be really good at times.

I can’t fucking stand to listen to him. He laughs so hard at his own jokes and they’re never funny. I’m not shocked he wants a Balldo hitting his tonsils.

Fun fact: Karl Heberger has two club feet.

He's just some wealthy Jewish dude who... wants to get his 15 seconds?

Why don’t you fucking Google him and stop asking others to do your homework? Gabe is a known entity and has a long track record of exposing pieces of shit.

 

[Niggernerd]

Sorry I did mean the Gabe guy, not legal mindset.

Is he just shit stirring for clout? Everyone else involved I'm at least aware of how they relate to Nick through lawtube or the dabbleverse or whatever retarded shit everything is named.

He's just some wealthy Jewish dude who... wants to get his 15 seconds?

Null and Kino Casino are his top goys.

 

[Bepis]

Sorry I did mean the Gabe guy, not legal mindset.

Is he just shit stirring for clout? Everyone else involved I'm at least aware of how they relate to Nick through lawtube or the dabbleverse or whatever retarded shit everything is named.

He's just some wealthy Jewish dude who... wants to get his 15 seconds?

Could be. He produced the movie "An Open Secret" and is a hedge fund manager. Could be he's just appalled at the conditions the kids were living in.