💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Thanksgiving is one of the few times a year a lot of locals go to the strip. So of course there's gonna be a line, especially for the Wynn, which is the best buffet on the strip.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack drags his family out to Vegas for a buffet on Thanksgiving:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NqFeZYIPbZ8
Jack on the Go's entertainment proposition is mostly in Jack being Jack in public. As such, the older episodes tend to be better as he was just an idiot and not a mushbrained cripple.

Of all the retarded shit. Driving 300 miles to a Vegas buffet for Thanksgiving? But then come to think of it if given the choice between a Vegas buffet and Thanksgiving with the Scalfatties... I'd choose the buffet as well.

And Borderlands 3 has a close-up scene of two homosexual senior citizens KISSING EACH OTHER, HOW THE FUCK THIS LANDWHALE MISSED THAT?

His homo-brain liked it but had to pretend he never saw nothing because he's totally straight gaiz!

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Has he ever addressed his strange head shape?

To my knowledge, no, but my favorite Twitter troll of his was named "Beluga Jack F.U."

7:15 Brianna explains what is in her milkshake. Jack responds with “so is that what you want to eat before you die?” what a weird comment to say about a pregnant and young woman.

Jack is literally anti-social. The customs and rituals our ancestors forged to make Civilization work, elude him. He doesn't know how to converse; how to joke; how to listen; how to care; how to pretend to care; how to make a graceful observation. He just blurts out whatever thought intrudes first. Then is sure to instantly skk skk skk laugh at it himself, to hide the fact no one else was going to.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Of all the retarded shit. Driving 300 miles to a Vegas buffet for Thanksgiving? But then come to think of it if given the choice between a Vegas buffet and Thanksgiving with the Scalfatties... I'd choose the buffet as well.

I'd prefer a buffet from a garbage dump than a meal at the Scalfatties

 

[the khat quaffer]

Fatso pretending to be a gamer is the one think I'll never understand about this sac of lard. He has only one fucking hand, for Christ! I know him eating vegetables while pretending to be carnivore is supremely retard as well. But at least he is still eating meat. This motherfucker ain't playing shit. You need two hands to play a action game, motherfucker.

And Borderlands 3 has a close-up scene of two homosexual senior citizens KISSING EACH OTHER, HOW THE FUCK THIS LANDWHALE MISSED THAT?

At the risk of repeating a previous post of mine, there's a cripplingy handicapped fella who plays (quite well) Street Fighter. He can't use his limbs but plays the game using his mouth. He (deceased) goes by the name Broly Legs. No idea what Jack's excuse is...besides being Jack.

Are there any Jack on the Go worth watching? I've binge watched through the main channel already.

no, but there is an ironically funny vid where Jacko INSISTS on shoving his phone in the faces of Jr. and Bri. Jr. clearly hates this and tells him to fuck off. They were at in In N Out. Proof positive that most people do not like having phones shoved in their faces. Makes me wonder how many times Jack has been told to fuck off.

I also like Chef James Makinson's reviews of Jack's vids.

 

[Adamska]

Are there any Jack on the Go worth watching? I've binge watched through the main channel already.

• The tiny tacos video where he goes full toddler rage mode and Tammy has to soothe him.
• The time he just lost the use of his arm and while still stroked out still wanted Arby's
• The time he threw a tantrum and demanded to be driven back during an active tornado warning to a Wendy's to get his bakin for the double borble beggin borgl.

I'd also suggest his Carolina Barbecue wars since he starts getting angy over no beef in the pork and chicken tendency style places.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

• The tiny tacos video where he goes full toddler rage mode and Tammy has to soothe him.
• The time he just lost the use of his arm and while still stroked out still wanted Arby's
• The time he threw a tantrum and demanded to be driven back during an active tornado warning to a Wendy's to get his bakin for the double borble beggin borgl.

I'd also suggest his Carolina Barbecue wars since he starts getting angy over no beef in the pork and chicken tendency style places.

Of course fatty would be willing to put his life and his wife's life at risk from a tornado because of fast food.

I was cheering for the tornado though

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Of all the retarded shit. Driving 300 miles to a Vegas buffet for Thanksgiving? But then come to think of it if given the choice between a Vegas buffet and Thanksgiving with the Scalfatties... I'd choose the buffet as well.


His homo-brain liked it but had to pretend he never saw nothing because he's totally straight gaiz!

He has a timeshare in Vegas. Maybe it was one of the times he could use it.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

The time he threw a tantrum and demanded to be driven back during an active tornado warning to a Wendy's to get his bakin for the double borble beggin borgl.

I know its been beaten into the ground at this point but holy fuck Jack literally acts like a child. The yaaay then immediately whining about needing to potty was a highlight. I know Jack is childish but it's really obvious in JotG. Also

Watching the vegas buffet someone else suggested and its unbelievable how he gets right up in peoples business with a camera. Although if his mom didn't want to be on video and he did it anyways, why would he care about strangers?

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Oh boy

 

[a terminal posture]

Oh boy

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Quick look on google and there are maybe a dozen recipes for the concept and they're what you would expect: cook the wings then dress them in an elote-style sauce. But what is in that pic is not that at all. I think this is going to be some carnivore abomination of air-fried pork rind breaded wings with chili flakes and... parmesan? Ok, I'll buy that as a Jack original.

 

[bigfatfujoshi]

i hope this obsese wigger dies from salmonella

 

[Dead Air]

i hope this obsese wigger dies from salmonella

Sir/madam, I will assume you are new to Jack because if you were a seasoned veteran you would know that Jack  is salmonella. Well, that or Jack died long ago and is his corpse is merely being puppeted by the spirit of a Wendigo. Either works really.

 

[bigfatfujoshi]

Sir/madam, I will assume you are new to Jack because if you were a seasoned veteran you would know that Jack  is salmonella. Well, that or Jack died long ago and is his corpse is merely being puppeted by the spirit of a Wendigo. Either works really.

even better, thank you for this insight. will be jerking off to this message + your profile.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That's actually the opposite of the truth. Inuit have a higher rate of heart disease than non-Inuits do, and it's in fact about 50% higher. Same goes for diabetes, obesity, and hypertension

 

[Tiresome]

That's actually the opposite of the truth. Inuit have a higher rate of heart disease than non-Inuits do, and it's in fact about 50% higher. Same goes for diabetes, obesity, and hypertension

Okay, MOM. Next time you have to correct me send me a private message, OKAY? *smugly stuffs greasy gobbets of entrails into mouth, then drools gape-mawed for 45 minutes*

 

[AltisticRight]

Everyone who died of heart diseased once had a working heart.
Pluck yours out, Scalfatty.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

I know its been beaten into the ground at this point but holy fuck Jack literally acts like a child. The yaaay then immediately whining about needing to potty was a highlight. I know Jack is childish but it's really obvious in JotG. Also
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Watching the vegas buffet someone else suggested and its unbelievable how he gets right up in peoples business with a camera. Although if his mom didn't want to be on video and he did it anyways, why would he care about strangers?

Isn't this the screenshot where he smashed half the burger into his face and got sauce everywhere? Still one of the most bizarre things I've seen; that's a level of gluttony that you truly don't often catch on camera outside of shit like My 600lb Life. He was quite literally pushing the burger into his mouth to get as much food in at once as possible.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

• The tiny tacos video where he goes full toddler rage mode and Tammy has to soothe him.
• The time he just lost the use of his arm and while still stroked out still wanted Arby's
• The time he threw a tantrum and demanded to be driven back during an active tornado warning to a Wendy's to get his bakin for the double borble beggin borgl.

I'd also suggest his Carolina Barbecue wars since he starts getting angy over no beef in the pork and chicken tendency style places.

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