💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.9%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 167 24.1%

  • Total voters
    692
Nick lists every activity they do so he's not worried about their privacy. But not one kid needs a tutor? No specialist appointments? No OT/PT/SLP? Nothing? For FIVE? This would be a lucky streak for two typical parents who do everything right. For someone raising their kids in chaos, it's unheard of.
Well the kids are neglected for sure. And in my experience, parents like Nick also love to tell their kids “You’re fine” if they cry or come to them with pain or something that is upsetting to them.

Don’t fucking do this, especially when a child hurts themselves and is crying. “You’re fine” gets interpreted by their still-forming brains as “Your feelings are wrong and you can’t trust them. Now stop being a burden.” In the case of a semi-public family, “You’re making us look bad” is another fucked up message tagging onto that.

Nick will never acknowledge any situation affecting his kids that would require him to make some kind of sacrifice. He comes first, always. We can see that by his continued insistence upon humiliating his children on a daily basis with his shameful online revelations and antics.

The worst part: When a mother is not present for her children (emotional presence is often absent even with physical presence), that child’s father becomes even more important. For him to be emotionally absent as well creates literal terror in the minds of the children. Kids are dependent on parents to keep them alive — literally. The human brain knows when it is in existential danger.

Kids do what they need to do to get their needs met. They’re not conscious of it, but that’s where acting out comes from. “Will you pay attention to me now that I’m behaving in a way that can’t be ignored? No? How about now?” as their behavior gets more and more extreme.

Do any of those kids get even two minutes of either parent’s undivided attention on any given day? I seriously doubt it.

Eventually at least one of those kids is going to do something irreversibly damaging because their needs are not being met or even acknowledged. My fear and sneaking suspicion is that such behavior is already well underway.

As I’ve said many times, pray for the Rekieta kids. None of this is their fault and the worst of the consequences are ALL theirs to bear.
 
Children are a blessing, always and they center a life on something other than yourself.
When Nick said he feels that sobriety is “boring”, that is all you need to know. He gets no joy or enjoyment out of fathering and spending time with his children. That’s “boring” to him, he’d rather be getting fucked up on substances. His kids get in the way of that.
 
Nick goes regularly to drug tests right? Wouldn't those people also look into other possible side-effects of drug use? Shouldn't they really notice that something is off with him especially if there is visible side effects?
Typically he has a scheduled test and can be subject to random testing at any time under Minnesota probation guidelines. The tests aren't going to show nitrous, and most people on probation look pretty rough so Nick wouldn't be the anomaly he is online to a probation officer. Realistically all the things he's doing are pointing towards reoffending anyway, so I don't think the probation is going to matter. If he decides to go ape some whiskey with his now lowered tolerance and loses his shit and Kayla calls the cops for instance.
 
This was hard to find. My YouTube archive

OVERRULED! (A Nick Rekieta Animated Story) by Lipstick Larry
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Bless you, I loved this stupid video.

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Nick goes regularly to drug tests right? Wouldn't those people also look into other possible side-effects of drug use? Shouldn't they really notice that something is off with him especially if there is visible side effects?
Thing is: They don’t HAVE to waive his jail sentence. They MAY waive his 27 day jail sentence. It’s not a guarantee.

If Nick shows up, looking dapper and healthy, talking about how he found the good lord and how much he enjoys his new job and being a law abiding citizen? They’d waive it.

If Nick looks like shit, shows signs of drug abuse irrespective of clean tests and haven’t taken any steps to find gainful employment? Yeah, there’s a decent chance they’ll send him to jail for a month. Probation is supposed to show that you have learned your lesson.

If you just keep doing the same shit you used to do, irrespective of dirty tests, that usually tells them to tighten the screws. If you’re on probation and show signs of using, despite clean tests, they’re unlikely to go: “Oh well! Innocent till proven guilty!”
 
3. If the Qover had lasted longer and the cops didn't bust them, would Drexel eventually have had social interaction with the Rekieta's and the Qover?(I am not suggesting Drexel would join in)

A few days late, but i think Nick letting other men fuck his wife is what caused Drexel to disown him, all the times he and Nick laughed at the "snack tray" joke, he was clearly disgusted by cuckolds, despite being a sexual degenerate.

I think the straw that broke the camel's back was finding out the "Christian" friend he respected for being the opposite of his pleasure seeking behaviour was more interested in holding the snack tray than living up to his projected values was a knife to this nigga's heart.
 
A few days late, but i think Nick letting other men fuck his wife is what caused Drexel to disown him, all the times he and Nick laughed at the "snack tray" joke, he was clearly disgusted by cuckolds, despite being a sexual degenerate.

I think the straw that broke the camel's back was finding out the "Christian" friend he respected for being the opposite of his pleasure seeking behaviour was more interested in holding the snack tray than living up to his projected values was a knife to this nigga's heart.

That, or he was actually disgusted with Nick's daughter testing positive for cocaine. He probably put two and two together and figured that Nick gave his daughter cocaine, allegedly.

Being a cuck is one thing, but putting your children in harms way is one sure fire way to get a man to end a friendship that long.
 
Nick could give two shits about his five (maybe biological) kids!
Like most pathological narcissists they only see them as objects to glorify them, and give them ego supply.
The whole Christian trad dad thing was just another mask Nick put on to maintain the illusion of normalcy, when in reality he's the exact opposite.
Deep down he's just a sniveling, traumatized little toddler whom the matriarch narcissist of the family (Celeste) groomed into the disordered, piece of shit faggot he is today.
 
He wants to be able to say that SHE destroyed the marriage, she ended it, not him. He wants to go on pretending he gave a fuck about the family he helped create and demolish.
Time and time again we're proven right. Remember when tourists will come in (usually from red forum) and bitch about how it's definitely THE EVIL WAMEN (our wife) who wanted to swing?
Even if she did, it was after numerous conditioning and signaling from skelly. Without a doubt.
I don't think so though, Skelly started the polycue. He was the one that followed STMS and Fishy Ape on Instagram. He, the man of the house invited them over to have orgies.

God that physique. Absolutely disgusting. Somehow worse than Ralph with back tits. How Nick, a man who constantly complains about fat people, make this is compatriot?
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Nick told him that boredom was the hardest part of “sobriety” (I do not believe he is sober FWIW).
A man with zero life or hobbies. All he does is drink, seethe, and dose his children with cocaine.

I forget if it’s @Balldo's Gate or @John Andrews Stan who hate Aaron more than the average poster (understandable to dislike Aaron), but this is more a matter I can stand to watch Aaron. He’s a shithead, but he can actually fucking say what he means and mean what he says even if he’s not the most articulate or educated. Nick is over educated and wants to fart huff. If you watch Potentially Criminals show you’ll have Sean go over a legal topic and then state it plainly. Nick has to fart huff if he actually gets to the topic.
It's the former and it's not about disliking Aaron. A few vocal posters thinks Aaron will be the "balldo dragon slayer" when he's every bit as bad and responsible for this feud as Skelly.
However, he never dosed his children with cocaine. Out of everyone, he's the least bad (NOT a compliment).
That's why most posters simply don't care.

Nick must want his channel mass reported. Tells Keanu “Go catch fire” and holy shit his voice sounds RETARDED:
This is a fake account, I asked her
Rugieta:
- Follows AI Instythots
- Argues with AI like Grok
- Has a box of AI-audio powered dolls to arrange and play with
- Sperged out at an AI voice of Keanu
This irrelevant unhinged retard is a simulation.
 
"minnesota lawyer" im just as much of a lawyer as nick is.

anyways in regards to his fingers i think there's a likelihood it's whippet related

but it could also be heart damage from all the boozing he has done
this could lead to circulation problems particularly in his hands and feet since theyre the farthest from the heart

im curious if he ever goes to the doctor
Nicks last medical report was he had "low white blood cell count" AKA he has the AIDS ( likely a Jamaican version )
 
It's significantly more likely that the kids are straight-up neglected.
I'm going to posit a theory on this. The kids are okay from Nick's point of view because it is once again a word game. They're not dead, missing limbs, or about to drop dead from starvation, (I make no claims on if his daughter who tested positive is being sexually abused).
though on a rewatch it's also notable for a seeming Freudian slip in Nick's misinterpretation that she must have been teasing some new infidelity story, as if he's been obsessed with the latter even though she never brought it up:
Recall the Anime Matsuri and friends with Ralph (pre-shart) arc. His wife was getting really high or something that everyone talked about it. Ralph called her a slatternly whore after the shart, Drexel burned the bridge with Q/intothedarkness after Q implied he fucked our wife, Nick was really good friends (He hung out with in Nashville) with Brittany Venti (Uh oh stinky), and they all fit into place (unless he met Faran Unbalanced in person lmao)...
 
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This one looks really fucked up, like he's starting to get frostbite on his hand
He already hides the red nose behind AI thumbnails (sometimes)
Do you guys know how cameras work? He's wearing a red... blue, yeah, a violet shirt! Which is red and blue!

I just noticed something.

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This channel description is grossly inaccurate and needs to be fixed. Lawyer? Scotch? No, that won't do at all.

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That's better!

"Nick Rekieta breaks down."

The new Rekieta Law channel.
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You guys are going to cause Nick to go out of his way to never show his hands on stream again ffs
He already hides the red nose behind AI thumbnails (sometimes)
We're going to bully him into compliance with the old kiwi no-stream order one part at a time, if need be. It's all going according to plan.

Shoulders next, he's going to have to lower his chair until only his neck up is visible.
 
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