💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

This nigger is huffing nitrous so much his body looks like he was on Shackleton's expedition. In the middle of summer.

None of this should consitute professional medical advice for anyone. Go to your doctor or call 911 instead of relying on a shitposting performance♂artist laughing at crackieta if you have similar symptoms.

(Go to the bottom for the tldr)
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Cyanosis of the fingers generally begins to occur below 95% SPO2 (turn flush, then pale before blue) but has a wide variation depending on health and other factors. Can be chronic due to heart disease or lung disease. His lips aren't turning dark yet so it's not that "bad" or chronic. Anything below 90% (some say 92%) SPO2 is a medical emergency unless you just decided to lek it to the Tibetan Plateau or the Andes from sea level. In the EMS world we measure SPO2 with blood oxymeters. +/- 2% in lab settings. Gets worse in an ambulance so it's really used as supporting evidence or for precautionary O2.
His condition would probably be better if he didn't get likely kidney/heart failure from successfully blitzing the entire USSR Strategic Vodka stockpile in three months.

Obviously I can't diagnose him properly since I'm staring through a screen. I'd reckon he's sitting somewhere around 70-85% range from experience, not that it matters in the field setting since the presentation of severe cyanosis + altered mental status means he's getting a hospital ride, voluntary or in a straightjacket and on supplimental O2. In triage he's a red tag (immediate transport) based on the cyanosis alone.

The closest hospital is in Wilmar and ~15 minutes away. However, it is a trauma III, thus if he is too severe for them in Wilmar they'll have to stabilize and transfer to a Trauma II, which the closest is in St. Cloud and about an 1 hour and half away (63 miles). I don't think medical director will tell them to airlift to Wilmar but the chance is still there. Generally the rule I've seen is tranport time >45 mins or 100 miles, and severe trauma (maybe if his wife takes his whippets like his transormers away that'll count).

If he becomes combative there's a chance he catches an interfering with (inb4 STOP RESISTING and he floyd's himself) charge. Not likely but if the county hates him enough... MN statue Sec. 609.50

(4) interferes with or obstructs a member of an ambulance service personnel crew, as defined in section 144E.001, subdivision 3a, who is providing, or attempting to provide, emergency care; or

Subd. 2.​

A person convicted of violating subdivision 1 may be sentenced as follows:


(1) if (i) the person knew or had reason to know that the act created a risk of death, substantial bodily harm, or serious property damage; or (ii) the act caused death, substantial bodily harm, or serious property damage; to imprisonment for not more than five years or to payment of a fine of not more than $10,000, or both;

(2) if the act was accompanied by force or violence or the threat thereof, and is not otherwise covered by clause (1), to imprisonment for not more than 364 days or to payment of a fine of not more than $3,000, or both; or

(3) in other cases, to imprisonment for not more than 90 days or to payment of a fine of not more than $1,000, or both.

If anyone gets a good picture recently of Nick's neck, particularly the sides, at me please. There's something I want to take a look at.


tl;dr Rekieta has very low blood O2 levels and is retarded, ride to the ER, possibly while being forcibly restrained/sedated now plausible (with very dissapointed/jaded EMS shmucks questioning their career choices) with chance of additional criminal charges.

 

[Sloppa]

Cobes huffed duster/keyboard cleaner not Galaxy Gas. Duster causes no chemical reaction, it just deprives your brain of oxygen.

Nitrogen oxide is a drug, an intoxicating drug which should be controlled and regulated. It's actually very dangerous, since it stops the absorption of vitamin B12 (a vital chemical especially used to repair and maintain nerve tissue) and suffocates the brain and organs of oxygen. Duster would *only* suffocate his brain, this idiot makes poor Cobes seem like a health fanatic, we can already see the nerve damage & low blood oxygen in his extremities. Rekieta is 1 month in 60 of his probation, this idiot might not be alive in another 30 days.

 

[stupid frog]

I’m still dozens of pages behind but I’m trying to find this video I saw on the thread but it’s impossible to find. It was a parody song of rekieta in court, might have been AI? It was about the judge throwing the book at him. Anyone have any idea what I’m talking about? It was from like 3000 pages ago….

God Bless The Sektur

Larry deleted his channel, so you'll have to depend on someone else for the video. I can provide the song though.

>this version doesn't even have the Jim laugh smh

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Did Wil Herren die? Or did his employer finally clip his nuts? Dude has been quiet for a bit. I figured he would be out balldo sweeping...

He's in hiding, especially that Keanu (who he was alogging hard last year) is doing her victory lap. If Nick has a crumb of a W, he'll pop back out of his hole.

 

[Wash away the rain]

All he needs to do is shave his fucking head and he can join the blue man group. He’s blue babdi babai dabidoda he’s blue dabibdidabodai.

 

[Vibralldo]

tl;dr Rekieta has very low blood O2 levels and is retarded, ride to the ER, possibly while being forcibly restrained/sedated now plausible (with very dissapointed/jaded EMS shmucks questioning their career choices) with chance of additional criminal charges.

I'm 50/50 on if Nick od'd that kayla would care enough to call 911

 

[AltisticRight]

Away for a day, nearly 100 more pages.

I swear, no heterosexual man has ever referred to a vagina as a 'fish basket'. That's got to be a gay idiom. For years, gay men in the UK have referred to women as 'fish'.

That's because I made it up. I called it a fish basket because they smell like fish. Ape smells like fish.

Nick's clearly pissed off and invites Drex to talk to any of his kids about it. "They've never seen or done drugs in any way."

First, they'll need to be 18 before uncle Drex wants to talk to them.
Second, I doubt uncle Drex will fall to this obvious bullshit. Skelly coaches his children.

Drex in all likelihood despises Nick because it was his association with Nick that drew attention to what Drex did. Drex was more than likely looking for a long time for any reason he could dump Nick as an associate.

I don't think this is true. He could have left after his misdeeds were documented by simply telling skelly "yeah heat's getting to me so I'm out, we are still friends though". He doesn't need any excuses when they were on good terms.
He stood by the skeleton until he learned of the dosed child.

Russel Greer will be Nick's ace in the hole for trial.
He can testify about the stalker behavior of Hardin.

I look forward to him seething at janny @Useful_Mistake.

 

[AnOminous]

All he needs to do is shave his fucking head and he can join the blue man group. He’s blue babdi babai dabidoda he’s blue dabibdidabodai.

Nick has definitely had this moment.

 

[Meat Target]

Hot diggity damn, Keanu bodied the Balldo. Even called out the whippits. Slay, kween!

I don't care if she's stupid or if that makes me a simp. Anyone who makes Nick eat shit has my favor.

How did this nuclear meltdown not make the Feature headlines?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Away for a day, nearly 100 more pages.

Lets be real here, every time I turn back to crackieta's thread something massive happens. We'll be at 10,000 before the end of the year at this rate

 

[Dipodomys]

I'm calling it now: Nick will start wearing makeup when he hears us talking about his skin turning blue.

 

[oh no im late for school]

We'll be at 10,000 before the end of the year at this rate

i bet we hit it before labor day

 

[stupid frog]

I'm calling it now: Nick will start wearing makeup when he hears us talking about his skin turning blue.

I think he's already tried wearing makeup in the past to hide his appearance. So I wouldn't put it past him.

 

[Folgers Can]

Interestingly Keanu stopped herself from outing something, when Nick said something about when before was he known as an abuser?

Related? Do some creators know stuff and are managing to keep it quiet?

Yes but he said something to her along the lines of "when was I ever known as an abuser before you.." and she started to say something, along the lines of not a public person, and shut up.

I'm fairly sure I didn't imagine it

That was one of the more interesting clashes and it's among the top three that seemed to enrage him most, so it may be worth revisiting for a moment. From the context I interpreted her statement exactly the way you did, namely a tease that there's some additional abuse story out there that she's holding back for now (whether the keyboard story or otherwise), though on a rewatch it's also notable for a seeming Freudian slip in Nick's misinterpretation that she must have been teasing some new infidelity story, as if he's been obsessed with the latter even though she never brought it up:

Karl: Are you worried about slampiece at all?
Keanu: Have I what?
Karl: Are you worried about slampiece? Have you warned her about him or anything?
Keanu: I don't know her.
MAPton: So women you don't know, it's okay for them to be subjected to abuse?
Nick: Like an obvious abuser, it's not even in question.
Keanu: You're an obvious abuser, through text messages that April sent me, [that] I just read to you, what would you like me to say?

Nick: If I'm an obvious abuser, why didn't anybody know until your brilliant revelation, like Jeeth Chrith [in South Park's Mr. Slave voice].
Keanu: I bet your fucking... *conspicuous halt* I don't know... *conspicuous pause*
Nick: That I'm fucking what, or who? Just spit it out.
Keanu: Nothing... maybe there aren't public people that don't want to talk about it, that's all I'm saying.
Nick: So there aren't public people, that I'm fucking, that's amazing.

MAPton: Like April. April has a private life now, and doesn't want to be public, but again, Aaron reads chats that insult her every day, and Aaron puts lyrics in his theme song that keep calling her a cokewhore-
Keanu: You guys just read her text messages at a festival on a large screen-
[Cacophony of people shouting over each other]

Nick: You just said I'm - you just accused me of fucking other people who aren't public! What is wrong with you, you're the du-

[Timestamp 5:02:55]

From the preceding context it's a reasonable guess that she was about to say something along the lines of "I bet your fucking [wife knew you're an abuser]" or "I bet your fucking [wife would beg to differ]" or the like, but she cut herself off at just the right moment to let his paranoia about what Keanu might know get the better of him, setting him off into another impotent rage.

In fairness, the tangent he deviated to could be explained by his swiss-cheese brain missing the context enough to conflate her obvious use of "your" with what he mistakenly thought was "you're," leading him to assume she was about to say something along the lines of "I bet you['re] fucking [insert alleged sidepiece here]," followed by his reactions continuing along that track. Not preferring to give him any benefit of the doubt, I'd just as soon conclude that his mind jumped straight to that misinterpretation because he's obsessed with specific instances of infidelity that Kayla doesn't know about, and he's terrified that Keanu might have found out about them, whether from her still-opaque communications with April and/or from her being well situated to hear all sorts of girl gossip about notorious sex pests through her involvement with Simpcast.

Either way, it doesn't really matter whether Keanu actually knows anything along those lines and all that matters is what would motivate him to bring up that topic when Keanu never even brought it up in the first place. There must still be some skeletons in the closet that her cryptic tease reminded him of and he's panicking at the thought of which one she'll drag out next.

 

[Niggernerd]

Nick "my daughter did not do coke"
The test said otherwise.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I think @John Andrews Stan and I both come from a culture with a lot of big middle- and upper-middle-class families. So maybe he/she can confirm or tell me I'm off base here.

It has stuck out to me for a long time that Nick says all of his kids are 100% healthy and fine.

Frankly, that really doesn't happen very often. If you have five kids, you're probably going to have some issues. If you're lucky, maybe one or two with dyslexia, a stutter, side-swiped by the Aspergers. If you're less lucky, you have a kid with serious health issues or major behaviours.

Nick lists every activity they do so he's not worried about their privacy. But not one kid needs a tutor? No specialist appointments? No OT/PT/SLP? Nothing? For FIVE? This would be a lucky streak for two typical parents who do everything right. For someone raising their kids in chaos, it's unheard of.

It's significantly more likely that the kids are straight-up neglected. They have very serious needs, they're not okay, and they're not getting any help for it because he's neglecting them in favour of coke. So basic stuff that typical parents would have investigated (like why they're so very short) just gets ignored and he tells everyone how FINE they are.

Also pretty sure what Aaron was hinting about is that the child has extreme behaviours and when he heard about the cocaine, that made sense to him. He means that Nick's favoured daughter is completely out of control.

 

[oh no im late for school]

my best friend of nearly 30 years hasn't talked to me since my kid tested positive for cocaine, what can i do to win him back? i know, i'll cut a youtube short of one of the times i made fun of him

https://youtube.com/shorts/tShJ2iKft_w

 

[Niggernerd]

Nick dying would benefit those kids more. They get the trust fund and no longer have the creepy dad and his pedophile friends hovering over their heads

 

[A Very Big Fish]

my best friend of nearly 30 years hasn't talked to me since my kid tested positive for cocaine, what can i do to win him back? i know, i'll cut a youtube short of one of the times i made fun of him

https://youtube.com/shorts/tShJ2iKft_w

This could summarize basically everything Nick's been doing for the last year+.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

my best friend of nearly 30 years hasn't talked to me since my kid tested positive for cocaine, what can i do to win him back? i know, i'll cut a youtube short of one of the times i made fun of him

https://youtube.com/shorts/tShJ2iKft_w

Oh Jesus he ended it with that old theme song. The gas is really speaking to him tonight.