💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[RotPockets]

I'm sure that a lot of other people hate Aaron because he is just as degenerate as Nick is and he has been trying to maintain a streaming career off the backs of this drama.

You could argue that the inverse is true, Nick went from LawTube and appearing with Geeks and Gamers, Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic. Falling all the way down to below even the Quarterpounder and Vampirate Styxxx level, he’s become a barnacle on the cottage industry growing out of Steel Toe’s ass. He is now just Dabbleverse adjacent, no longer worthy of any other association. Proximity to Steel Toe is all Nick has left to offer, to those that will even have him. He is Steel Toe drama to them, not the other way around.

 

[AnOminous]

*By the way, "whippet" is indeed the acceptable spelling of the word. Most articles i've found online talking about it use that spelling. I know some guy (forgot who) specified that it's supposed to be "Whip-Its." Basically, Tomayto, Tomahto.

I believe the term originated from a specific brand-name product that wasn't marketed, like Galaxy Gas, as an inhalant but for actually making whipped cream. It's a drug slang term now, though, and those always have a bunch of spellings.

 

[Law]

He didn't face any legal problems from their swinging partnership until the revenge porn stuff happened.

If you wanna swing, don't try to pretend to be something else and don't bring kids into it. Simple as.
Aaron is scum for revenge porn though

 

[Brian Oblivion]

He also thinks that Aaron tattled and revealed his secret degeneracy that no one knew about to the world, painting a target on his back, when in reality we all knew what was going on from the beginning and Aaron was just the first to confirm it.

It's also just absurd that Nick believed that a shock jock of all people (someone who literally blabs about people's degenerate private sex lives for a living) would be able to hold on to their wife swapping cuck secret indefinitely lol.

 

[woodedbag]

Makes me remember that all the accounts of Kayla being in bed all the time come from Nick. Including when he was going to do coke, he’d use her as an excuse. I think he makes her seem worse deliberately.

I like Aaron’s stories being vindicated one by one. Down to Nick confirming small details like using the Law Pope car plates to do cocaine from. There were pages of people calling him a liar/casting doubt during the Kino Casino stream he initially did. Now we know for sure and while horrifying because he has a family, the felt was always true. Just imagine how incensed Nick was by that stream, and he couldn’t disprove any of it.

I just don't get how a stay at home mom with a nearly infinite disposable income could fail her children that badly unless most of what he's suggested about her is true. In what world is that not horrifying to consider the condition of the house and kids when she has 24 hours a day to take care of it. I'm not saying all responsibility falls on her but I'd pump the brakes on assuming she isn't just barred out and watching Star Trek in bed most of the time.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Is there any bylaw or whatever in the Minnesota Bar which encapsulates "bringing the bar into disrepute" with his drug-fuelled cuckoldry?

MN Rules of Professional Conduct includes the following in the categories of misconduct:
Rule 8.4 MISCONDUCT

(b) commit a criminal act that reflects adversely on the lawyer’s honesty, trustworthiness, or fitness as a lawyer in other respects;

(c) engage in conduct involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit, or misrepresentation;

(d) engage in conduct that is prejudicial to the administration of justice;

His (admitted) obstruction of justice* fits all three of these, even if being arrested for felony possession doesn't.

2] Many kinds of illegal conduct reflect adversely on fitness to practice law, such as offenses involving fraud and the offense of willful failure to file an income tax return. Although a lawyer is personally answerable to the entire criminal law, a lawyer should be professionally answerable only for offenses that indicate lack of those characteristics relevant to the practice of law. Offenses involving violence, dishonesty, or breach of trust, or serious interference with the administration of justice are in that category. A pattern of repeated offenses, even ones of minor significance when considered separately, can indicate indifference to legal obligation.

*deniable and a moot point because not prosecuted, but could have been.

There is also the matter of continuing to insist he owns a Minnesota law firm. His law firm no longer exists, and as a non-authorized lawyer he can't own one.

RULE 5.5: UNAUTHORIZED PRACTICE OF LAW; MULTIJURISDICTIONAL PRACTICE OF LAW

(a) A lawyer shall not practice law in a jurisdiction in violation of the regulation of the legal profession in that jurisdiction, or assist another in doing so, except that a lawyer admitted to practice in Minnesota does not violate this rule by conduct in another jurisdiction that is permitted in Minnesota under Rule 5.5 (c) and (d) for lawyers not admitted to practice in Minnesota.

(b) A lawyer who is not admitted to practice in Minnesota shall not:

(1) except as authorized by these rules or other law, establish an office or other systematic and continuous presence in this jurisdiction for the practice of Minnesota law; or

(2) hold out to the public or otherwise represent that the lawyer is admitted to practice Minnesota law.

His disappearance in representing April, if not okay with her, would technically violate 1.3. She evidently either okayed it or didn't care, so a non-issue, but I only mention it because his record shows it's not the first time he was unable to be reached when serving as someone's attorney:

RULE 1.3: DILIGENCE

A lawyer shall act with reasonable diligence and promptness in representing a client.

Comment
[1] A lawyer should pursue a matter on behalf of a client despite opposition, obstruction, or personal inconvenience to the lawyer, and take whatever lawful and ethical measures are required to vindicate a client’s cause or endeavor.
[...]

[4] Unless the relationship is terminated as provided in Rule 1.16, a lawyer should carry through to conclusion all matters undertaken for a client.

 

[Oxyjen]

Maybe it’s a small thing but this is the first time I’ve heard any other corroboration that the daughter was “on” drugs, as opposed to a one time incident or some kind of accidental exposure, which is as far as you can really speculate from the result alone.

Here Aaron says he saw the child acting out and exhibiting odd behavior that in hindsight was consistent with stimulants.

Nick might have to slip from “lab error” to full on blame of someone else on this.
The context here is him mentioning Johnny Depp being on something while his kid was present, presumably as some kind of comparison.

 

[Flora Fox]

My money is on him trying to imply that Aaron was Melton-ing one of the Baldo children.

That's when we'll know what the court-observer lady feared was correct.

 

[NSA]

Nick is so 'bored' he has to do drugs to cope, with a wife and 5 young kids? Kids are up for as many family activities as a parent could ever physically be able, just one kid should be able to keep him busy with dad activities.

I guess there's no lingering doubt that he hates his family, and loves cooming/drugs/acting like a baby instead of them.

I hate to say it but those kids are fucking doomed and it's depressing. What bad luck having TWO worthless parents.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I just don't get how a stay at home mom with a nearly infinite disposable income could fail her children that badly unless most of what he's suggested about her is true. In what world is that not horrifying to consider the condition of the house and kids when she has 24 hours a day to take care of it. I'm not saying all responsibility falls on her but I'd pump the brakes on assuming she isn't just barred out and watching Star Trek in bed most of the time.

Kayla is a vegetable. There is no other reasonable explanation for her lack of action.
Nicky is such an unlikable PoS that Kayla not only could take him to the cleaners in a divorce. There is sufficient abuse from Nicky for Kayla to initiate a Varg style premeditated self defense type incident and walk away with an innocent verdict. Not to mention she could easily spike his drugs with nobody giving a shit.
I thought maybe she was a masochist or something like that but at this point the humiliation is replaced with just dread and depression. I don't think anyone could get off to that type of misery.
Now one might feel slightly bad for the vegetable. But remember she did nothing to stop the abuse of her kids or put distance between the kids and the abuse. And she quite clearly was a willing participant to much of it.

 

[Vibralldo]

You could argue that the inverse is true, Nick went from LawTube and appearing with Geeks and Gamers, Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic. Falling all the way down to below even the Quarterpounder and Vampirate Styxxx level, he’s become a barnacle on the cottage industry growing out of Steel Toe’s ass. He is now just Dabbleverse adjacent, no longer worthy of any other association. Proximity to Steel Toe is all Nick has left to offer, to those that will even have him. He is Steel Toe drama to them, not the other way around.

Nick went from The Glenn Beck show down to a pathetic retard begging for Melton's attention

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

I'm not saying all responsibility falls on her but I'd pump the brakes on assuming she isn't just barred out and watching Star Trek in bed most of the time.

It was Deep Space 9, so it was really good Star Trek.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Honestly I don't think Nick cares enough about his kids to beat them.
And them being starving / wearing dirty clothes / living in filth is abuse enough in itself.

Nick doesn’t give enough of a shit about his kids to beat them HOWEVER Nick absolutely gives more than enough of a shit about himself to beat them.

 

[Oxyjen]

My money is on him trying to imply that Aaron was Melton-ing one of the Baldo children

“Emotions… you know, erratic confessions of … like highly emo - look…”

Confessions of love? Towards uncle Aaron? Uh oh.

I could see Nick spinning something like that into calling Aaron a pdf file, since he doesn’t normally need any excuse at all to go there.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Not to mention she could easily spike his drugs with nobody giving a shit.

Would anyone even notice? Would anyone even Consider it was Kayla that did it and not Nick spiking his own shit to get an even bigger high?

 

[Gator_Aids]

I generally agree with you, but I think he has a few life ruination steps left before that.

Spoiler: Speculation:

He’s been going down the “Aaron is a pedophile” line of thought in the past day or so. Eventually Baldoman is going to say “ask me how I know that” in some seething response on Xitter. My money is on him trying to imply that Aaron was Melton-ing one of the Baldo children. He’s so fried that he might just flat out say so. I don’t think any sort of accusation is too far for him at this point, regardless of the humiliation to himself and his family. Although, the CPS ramifications could prevent that. But who knows.

Also I think he’s too much of a skeletal faggot to try and physically harm the toe.

“Emotions… you know, erratic confessions of … like highly emo - look…”

Confessions of love? Towards uncle Aaron? Uh oh.

I could see Nick spinning something like that into calling Aaron a pdf file, since he doesn’t normally need any excuse at all to go there.

The sad part in all this is that the kernel of truth in such a story is that likely Aaron being at the house was possibly a source of comfort and relief for the children.

We know that at points when Nick would freak out Aaron would shut him up and while he was still part of all the debauchery (there’s no exemption for him for that) he was likely a much kinder and caring entity for them.

The stories of him trying to get people to clean or just help the kids make a snack while muting Nick was probably a huge thing for kids stuck in those conditions. I’m sure losing that was hell for them.

Of course Nick will use the one sliver of kindness these kids had as a way of framing Aaron as a pedo.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

I don’t think the bodycam footage is going to reveal any new, earth-shattering revelation about Nick and Kayla’s degeneracy. He’s not going to be seen beating his children, they’re not going to be cowering in fear around him, and we’re not going to see the 9 year old doing a line of coke.

I think that we’ve become so desensitized to the stuff we’ve already been told is true, such as Nick throwing the arrest warrant, Nick lying to a cop, Kayla being a pilled-out zombie, the house being a disaster, drugs in plain sight, etc. that we assume there must be some other big epic reveal that’s really going to sink Rekieta this time.

Remember, the state has already seen the footage and sentenced him based on that.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I don’t think the bodycam footage is going to reveal any new, earth-shattering revelation about Nick and Kayla’s degeneracy. He’s not going to be seen beating his children, they’re not going to be cowering in fear around him, and we’re not going to see the 9 year old doing a line of coke.

I think that we’ve become so desensitized to the stuff we’ve already been told is true, such as Nick throwing the arrest warrant, Nick lying to a cop, Kayla being a pilled-out zombie, the house being a disaster, drugs in plain sight, etc. that we assume there must be some other big epic reveal that’s really going to sink Rekieta this time.

Remember, the state has already seen the footage and sentenced him based on that.

It is going to be funny to watch Nick trying to gaslight people into believing it isn't a crack den, merely a little cluttered with laundry.

 

[Dustland]

It is going to be funny to watch Nick trying to gaslight people into believing it isn't a crack den, merely a little cluttered with laundry.

not a crack den a crack home*

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

I don’t think the bodycam footage is going to reveal any new, earth-shattering revelation about Nick and Kayla’s degeneracy. He’s not going to be seen beating his children, they’re not going to be cowering in fear around him, and we’re not going to see the 9 year old doing a line of coke.

I think that we’ve become so desensitized to the stuff we’ve already been told is true, such as Nick throwing the arrest warrant, Nick lying to a cop, Kayla being a pilled-out zombie, the house being a disaster, drugs in plain sight, etc. that we assume there must be some other big epic reveal that’s really going to sink Rekieta this time.

Remember, the state has already seen the footage and sentenced him based on that.

I really don't care about the body cam except that Nick really seems to care. And this causes a body cam-shaped fire to stir within me.