💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
What did Aaron say about April and Kayla that was so bad?

I just remember him coming off like a simp about Kayla and a tough guy about Nick.
 
What did Aaron say about April and Kayla that was so bad?
Nick isn’t bothered about what Aaron said. Nick is crawling out of his skin with anxiety because he can’t control the narrative.

And if Nick thinks it’s bad now, just wait until he’s behind bars with no ability to monitor Aaron 24/7. Because Nick is more likely to win Father of the Year than he is to avoid jail come August. That’s when the lack of control gets really real for him.
 
There's still a world of difference between I smoked a joint with my teenager and my preteen tested as high on the cocaine test as it would go.
There's still a world of difference between I smoked a joint with my teenager and my Nick’s preteen tested as high on the cocaine test as it he would go.
 
No wonder his bitch ass can’t sleep.
I'm convinced that Nick is actively trying to spend as many hours awake as possible, so he can be online when the bodycam footage finally drops. He'd be doing actual meth if he could get away with it.
He doesn't sleep so much as pass out from exhaustion.
It certainly explains his haggard appearance (and why he's started attracting flies).
 
At the rate he’s going I fully expect “You know they used to put cocaine in sodie pop and cough drops, right?” to be the next thing he comes up with. You were just prepping your daughter for her future on Wall Street — right, Nick? It’s so FUNNY and WEIRD how Scandinavian incel prudes are still so uptight about plant-based diets!
 
Of all the cases Nick could have taken, it's a porn Star case, he's probably done tons of "research" on this one, in fact he's probably addicted to researching it. But really the only reason he took this case out of all of them was so he can be creepy on camera and make sex jokes like the gooner he is.
 
Of all the cases Nick could have taken, it's a porn Star case, he's probably done tons of "research" on this one, in fact he's probably addicted to researching it. But really the only reason he took this case out of all of them was so he can be creepy on camera and make sex jokes like the gooner he is.
Remember how Nick used to say he’d rather do a show for no audience than worry about what kind of content people like and don’t like?

Slowly but surely, he’s getting there.
 
Does anybody know what happend to his cats?


at 15:24 he has a orange cat, and he is calling another cat named Ninja (brifly seen at 15:42)
 
Divorce is all "no-fault" nowadays, so the only thing "fault" dictates these days in court is who gets custody, child support and alimony, and how much of each.

I don't know about the US, but this isn't true here. Since we moved to a no fault system, there's an implicit agreement that custody will be shared between both parents unless there are good reasons not to do so (or the parents agree otherwise.) Child support is really based on need and ability to pay, and we've almost completely done away with alimony. If you're a housewife who's never worked, you're old and your husband is totally wealthy, you might get some. But mostly you're expected to support yourself. You might get a couple of years while you retrain if you're lucky. But by and large, alimony is a thing of the past here.

Division of the marital assets is really the only place you can get big money these days. And Nick doesn't have any of those worth speaking of. I bet even the cars are leased.
 
Does anybody know what happend to his cats?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=K-Dd8157Vbo
at 15:24 he has a orange cat, and he is calling another cat named Ninja (brifly seen at 15:42)
Considering the kids were starving and wearing days old clothes my guess is the dog and cats were either given away or are dead underneath a bunch of trash and old clothes somewhere. Especially the dog because people have asked rekieta about it multiple times and it'd be an easy and much needed W for him to just show the thing alive.
 
Melton was once again sniping Steel Toe without being onscreen so that he and his pedophile fans could have their own hugbox chat. Some select messages:
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I love that Melton thinks trying to get Aaron’s ex-wife on the show is some beyond the pale action no one would ever believe he would do.

In addition to that Tuesday morning STMS streamsnipe chat, apparently another reason he seemed so tired on his later Tuesday trial stream was that he was up late again in the chat for MAPton's second recap of Friday's TLP on Monday, as if he hadn't already had his fill of various coping and sneeding in the chat of MAPton's first recap of Friday's TLP on Saturday that was covered here previously. Here's everything from that Monday round:

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In other news, it turns out that the Saturday round just wasn't enough for him that night, as he also wound up blathering endlessly in the chat of balldowasher-in-training and new Supertips customer KarmicX, whose live viewership in the dozens is just small enough to ensure that even Rekieta's unpaid chats would repeatedly be read out and responded to on the stream. For this he was so grateful that he couldn't help but serenade his new boyfriend with a poem, echoing tones of his Pulitzer-worthy "The Pugilist" whispered to another groomee through a bathroom door not too long ago:

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The unpaid chats were also amusing enough, with usual garden-variety seething about Geanu, his doubling down on his Monty-esque accusation against Meme Copium all over again, and also what may be some new lore about his penchant for dancing naked in his kitchen, some of which was apparently joined by April in naked dancing fajita cooking parties, hopefully (but not necessarily) while the children were all somewhere else (?). Here's hoping that this totally normal behavior happened before Ms. Sweep had them wipe down all food preparation surfaces with bleach, and not after:

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I don't know about the US, but this isn't true here. Since we moved to a no fault system, there's an implicit agreement that custody will be shared between both parents unless there are good reasons not to do so (or the parents agree otherwise.) Child support is really based on need and ability to pay, and we've almost completely done away with alimony. If you're a housewife who's never worked, you're old and your husband is totally wealthy, you might get some. But mostly you're expected to support yourself. You might get a couple of years while you retrain if you're lucky. But by and large, alimony is a thing of the past here.

Division of the marital assets is really the only place you can get big money these days. And Nick doesn't have any of those worth speaking of. I bet even the cars are leased.
in US you can file no fault divorce but it is not the default.
either way both parties would have to agree on a split of assets to do that I believe.

also, besides the houses I'm not really sure what assets Nick actually has.
as far as I can tell, Nick is broke. His family has money, but he doesnt.

he'd probably have to pay child support until kids are 18 I gues but idk, again, i dont think he has money
and idk what he's filing with the IRS or whatever but I can't imagine his income is significant either

and pretty sure people were saying he was behind on mortgage or taxes and things like that - plus he was trying to sell the balldo bunker
so again, it doesnt seem like hes some rich guy kayla could get a payday from. he seems pretty hood rich where he has things but it's probably all just mortgage/debt really.
 
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The unpaid chats were also amusing enough, with usual garden-variety seething about Geanu and also what may be some new lore about his penchant for dancing naked in his kitchen, some of which was apparently joined by April in naked dancing fajita cooking parties, hopefully (but not necessarily) while the children were all somewhere else (?). Here's hoping that this totally normal behavior happened before Ms. Sweep had them wipe down all food preparation surfaces with bleach, and not after:
So, slight confirmation (well, in that direction) of the idea people presented that the exhibitionist Nick Rugieta would be naked around his children.
 
in US you can file no fault divorce but it is not the default.
either way both parties would have to agree on a split of assets to do that I believe.
Either way, besides the houses I'm not really sure what assets Nick actually has.
as far as I can tell, Nick is broke. His family has money, but he doesnt.

Yeah, since we went no fault, assets accrued since the marriage just get split 50/50. If you can show that certain assets were yours before you got married, you might get to keep them, but anything that accumulated since the marriage just gets divided. (I say it's 50/50, but this can vary somewhat -- based primarily on the children and their need. But the starting point is 50/50 and there has to be a good reason for any variance.)

I believe Nick and Kayla owned the original house that's now sold. The house they currently live in is owned by a Rekieta family trust, I think held in the interests of the children. I bet they'd leave Kayla in the house with the kids if that was how they divided custody. But she'd never be able to sell it.

I do think it's odd that Nick's family bought the house and put it in a trust rather than just giving it to Nick and Kayla. I wonder why? Tax purposes or because they didn't trust Nick and/or Kayla?
 
All of the new revelations confirm my running theory: the benzoqueen is the dumbest bitch in the Universe. It´s pretty hard to feel the humiliation when you are rolling on the floor, drooling and feeling up the dog piss stained bathroom carpet tbf.
 
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