💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
John Andrews Stan said:
Depp admitted to giving his daughter cannabis when she was 13, with some bullshit about how he wanted to make sure she didn’t get bad shit and would do it in a safe environment at home. That’s fucked up.
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There's still a world of difference between I smoked a joint with my teenager and my preteen tested as high on the cocaine test as it would go.
 
Kipersonapiscesotter said:
If he plays these games about stuff we fucking see in black and white, why would anyone give him the benefit of the doubt on anything?
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Cause they are stupid. Only use Nicky's own words to hurt him, never as proof of anything. The people who believe him are stupid or trying to get something(which is it's own flavor of stupid as Nicky is the flakiest and laziest nigger on earth). And I think even his few paypigs are more the latter than the former.
 
Cad an Hell said:
Nick and Kayla gotta be arguing right?

My prediction is the cops get called to the house in the next month or two because of a domestic.
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They don't have any neighbors in close proximity, so unless one of their children ring the cops, that probably doesn't happen.
 
Coon Cheese said:
Unreal, we will be getting the divorce arc. kiwifags I guess things do work out the way we say. Dramasisters we are feasting tonight.
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Dramasisters need to help us Kayla-bros pick out a snazzy outfit for wooing, because we are feeling a real gust of wind in our sails!
 
Coon Cheese said:
Unreal, we will be getting the divorce arc. kiwifags I guess things do work out the way we say. Dramasisters we are feasting tonight.
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That hinges on the vegetable formally known as Kayla doing something. The only way the divorce happens is if Keanu manages to manipulate Nicky into doing it, which is entirely possible as she clearly has 20 IQ points over Nitrous Nicky.
 
SargonF00t said:
They don't have any neighbors in close proximity, so unless one of their children ring the cops, that probably doesn't happen.
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Whichever Rekieta kid shoots video of their parents’ next knock-down drag-out barney and sends it to Null should get to choose the next LOTY winner.

There’s no way at least two of those kids aren’t reading this thread.
 
Nick is still up at 2:23 AM local time.
But he has a video premiere scheduled for 6:45 AM, and then another full day of trial streaming after that.

What do you guys think:
Will he just let the premier just run on its own?
Or will he be hanging out in the chat during the premier to boost his audience interaction, like I'm sure his YouTube rep (if he still has one) is telling him to?
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Such a tough choice!
If only he hadn't had to drive his kids to their 1 AM blindfolded xylophone practice, he wouldn't still be up right now!
 
daffodils said:
Nick genuinely believes his main problem is Aaron.
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Look...

Either Aaron has a shitty show, that few people like to watch, and that's barely scaping by, or he's making bank off Nick's self-inflicted misery, and is the most powerful and listened-to critic of Nick ever.

Pick a lane, asshole.

(The correct lane, BTW, is the first one).

There is a long list of people and organizations that are doing far more damage to Nick than Aaron. Kiwifarms being one of them. Even Kiki is... somehow... doing more damage than Aaron. MNPR's initial post here fucked Nick harder than any other thing before or since. He will never hear the end of his 8 year old testing positive for coke. Aaron had nothing to do with that.

Fucking crybaby bitch is just upset his gay lover left him.

Nick is ascribing more power to Aaron than anyone else I know.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
faggy tattoo for Kayla and he’s not even in love with he
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What's the difference between Kayla and that tattoo? The tattoo was worth more than $50.

Permanent Resident Cope said:
It's unclear, because he said "someone who worked there" so could she have been a receptionist or something?
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He used to leave Laid Back Law early citing chiropractor appointments, but that was on Fridays. I bet the appointments were on Thursdays and he just wanted to not be stuck the entire Laid Back Law show and to give the appearance that he was attending to family obligations.
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What kind of piece of shit you have to be to have TWO separate people report you to the CPS and see no problem with that? It's been talked to death that he has no self-reflection...

Anyway, Keanu with a banger:
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What did Aaron say about April and Kayla that was so bad?

I just remember him coming off like a simp about Kayla and a tough guy about Nick.
 
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