💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 168 24.2%
  • Total voters
    693
Turbo Hornbag Hervez said:
Anyone with children, let alone 5, knows to bring food everywhere for snacks. Especially with a $3k snack budget. This fucking whiny bitch and his useless wife are so selfish and thoughtless. Not everyone is starving themselves to drink their calories, you nigger.
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The rule we always used was “Bring more snacks than you think you could possibly ever need, and then add 10 more.” This is basic child-minding 101.

Whereas it looks like Nick had his kids on fucking diets from birth.
 
A Very Big Fish said:
"Matt will fight for you and ensure you get the respect you deserve from our government and our court system."
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Not many heroes left in the world today. Matt Hardin definitely counts among them though.

Not Who You Think said:
For anyone thinking that Drexel is simply principled and caring for Nick's kids, consider that Drexel and his daughter would either visit or stay over at the Rekieta's home.
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I'm also reminded of that conversation between Drex and Legal Jizzwad, when Drex is saying to Legal Jizzwad, 'You think you know Nick, but I've known Nick for years and he's just like me. In fact, he's even WORSE than me.' He didn't expand on what he was referring to, but there are all manner of possibilities that come to mind now.

Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Given that Hardin is in DC it probably gives him a chance to deal with less stupid, debased and vile people than he normally encounters
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I thought he was in Texas?

Oxyjen said:
Nick is our candle in the wind, the princess of our hearts.
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And Aaron Imholte is the Prince Charles that we deserve.
 
Swole McPole said:
I'm also reminded of that conversation between Drex and Legal Jizzwad, when Drex is saying to Legal Jizzwad, 'You think you know Nick, but I've known Nick for years and he's just like me. In fact, he's even WORSE than me.' He didn't expand on what he was referring to, but there are all manner of possibilities that come to mind now.
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Yeah that definitely goes in the Rekieta foreshadowing top five, probably at number one.

Nick is a cuck AND he got outsmarted by Drexel. Fucking OUCH.
 
Truly Rural said:
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She is not even "his beloved wife" any more. He's telling half of a truth here. He desperately wants Kayla to GTFO of his life but the damn bitch just wouldn't leave already. He'll go full Ralphamale once she hopefully leaves. And she should, not to grant him his wish, but because this motherfucker is able to smack a bitch. I am convinced he would because he hates her. He already hinted he has shit to talk about her side of the family but won't do it yet (cos bish is still hanging around)

On a side note, I don't know who is current corner demon but there clearly is one. In the clip about nanny it is as clear as a day he was being coached by somebody off screen, probably telling him to stop talking about it. Nick started talking and spoke till he looked at a demon, then he stopped, even made a slight but visible negative response to the person (shaking no with his head) and abruptly ended his answer with "I don't know..... how you fire somebody faster" with something like a shrug of giving up on the topic.
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I DID NAHT WANT TO LEAVE HER
I DID NAHT
Oh hi April
 
Rodeo Roadrunner said:
I actuaally disagree. Keanu is drip-feeding for attention, sure, but she is waiting for Nick to make specific lies, then dropping a text message that shows he is lying. She is being deliberate, in that each text message is a response to a lie. Honestly a fine approach.
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But I want to see firsthand Nick texts dumped. He can wave off or deny or say April is lying in any April texts Keanu shares. If his own texts get dumped by April he's fucked. Sure he will cope still but it'll be apocalyptic for his narrative control.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Damn.
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The aggravating thing about dealing with a compulsive liar is they never acknowledge their lies, admit they're lying, or recognize that lying is even wrong (if they do it). It's similar to that "narcissist's prayer" thing.

It's why catching them in their lies is never as satisfying as it should be -- they never own up to it, so there's never that smug "caught you, you fucker" moment you're working for :story:
 
Truly Rural said:
He wants to be able to say that SHE destroyed the marriage, she ended it, not him. He wants to go on pretending he gave a fuck about the family he helped create and demolish.
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Nick is 'lingering' in the relationship, hoping she makes the first move. "I've made mistakes but now I'm fighting for my kids" Please love me again internet.
It sounds dumb, it sounds like there ought to be more to it, but sadly that's all Nick cares about in his current state (a reversible state if you are reading this Nick Rekieta).
 
Sneed Force One said:
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Full image of text between Keanu and April.
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This sounds so true because its so very Nick. He can't end the marriage himself because that would be his fault and nothing can ever actually be the fault of King Davidt. He has to gaslight Kayla into her saying she doesn't love him and push her to do something "explicit" which Nick can then turn around to entirely blame her for the end of the marriage. I half-think Nick's entire obsession with swinging was just an elaborate attempt to create a pretext by which he could exit the marriage while being the "good guy". It could also be that super-catholic mommy (and grandpa's money) would require some declaration of Kayla's evil to approve of Nick's divorcing her.

The "case wraps up" is slightly ambiguous though. Did April mean the criminal case or the civil case? The ongoing civil case would make a divorce financially complex and divorcing the wife during an ongoing criminal case would be legally dangerous. The only thing I'm certain of is that the kids never entered in into any of Nick's thinking on this.

The other option of course is that he was just stringing April along as his whore and that he never intended to divorce Kayla. That is equally possible, equally evil and equally Nick. He could also have been conducting both plans at the same time.

This is in some ways a new low for Nick. It also looks so much worse than anything he ever managed to bring up about Aaron. Nick is enough of a monster than he needs to gaslight the mother of his brood of children into a divorce where she will be the one at fault.
 
Permanent Resident Cope said:
It's unclear, because he said "someone who worked there" so could she have been a receptionist or something?
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He used to leave Laid Back Law early citing chiropractor appointments, but that was on Fridays. I bet the appointments were on Thursdays and he just wanted to not be stuck the entire Laid Back Law show and to give the appearance that he was attending to family obligations.
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For those of you like me who have lost track of all the accusations / evidence of Nick neglecting his kids, here is my list.


1. Church preschool teacher: the children had complained of being hungry, not being fed, and wearing the same clothes for 3 to 4 days at a time and would start to smell. (Source police report)
2. Unnamed individual: Injection marks and concerns of neglect (Source police report)
3. Sister-in-law / Chiropractor Employee: Nick's kid was not fed (Source: Nick - video above)
4. Dance Instructor: Inadequate provision of food clothing and shelter (Source: Nick on twitter 22 May 2025)
5. Pastor Melin and 4 others (probably includes Sister in law / #3): (Source Incident Report & Supplement)
6. Aaron: Spaghettio-gate (Source: Aaron)

Am I missing any others?


It's crazy to me that so many people have raised these neglect and abuse accusations.
 
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Divorce is all "no-fault" nowadays, so the only thing "fault" dictates these days in court is who gets custody, child support and alimony, and how much of each. Nick obviously doesn't care about his kids anyway, so all he's worried about is getting saddled with monthly payments before he rides his new toy off into the sunset.
 
Just after 2 hours into tonight's STES, Aaron drops that April told Kiki, that April called Bob and Celeste, apparently crying about Nick. They let her stay at their place, saying, "You can come stay over here (in Wilmar), we know our son, we know how he is, we know how their son can be."
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Aaron calls Nick's parents a stain (on Celeste's parents' memory), mentions Bob lying in court, ignoring the laundry stacked up to the kitchen. There are no innocent bystanders. Bob picked up the broom and made a choice, in court.
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Aaron later gets asked if Aaron is worried about Nick and if he has a order of protection against Nick, the chatter concerned about Nick's demeanor on NLO. Aaron's initial reaction is capped above. (All 3 of Aaron's chins are in full flare, look of disbelief on his tucked in face, very disrespectful to the balldoman.) Aaron has no concern from Nick "The Worm" Rekieta. (Funny, since JessePS calls Aaron a worm.) If Nick showed up in his driveway, he'd make him part of the pavement. Felons can't own guns. Also, blah blah blah boxing ring, if Nick and Aaron were top billing in creator clash 3, blah blah blah.
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Rodeo Roadrunner said:
Who cares when the text was sent? Nick in his tweet said "I never wanted to leave their mother." Keanu is showing a text that, at least at some point, Nick DID want to divorce Kayla. That is enough to show that Nick is lying.
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Of course he was lying that's not the point. They argued for an hour over when keanu was contacting April because he thought the last time was in October or November and he knew because April had told him what she had said. Evidently he was incorrect because he got caught in 4k. The date matters to nick because he's paranoid. Im pointing out she's deliberately keeping him from seeing when this was sent to fuck him up. We dont care but Nick does.
 
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