💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 168 24.2%
  • Total voters
    693

Noticed this while watching a Meme Copium stream VOD from a few days ago and didn't see it mentioned in here, seemed worth a mention. Feel free to ⏰ if I'm just retarded.
"That [Aaron's squeezing of April] absolutely can be abuse, but it's not like he's beating her. It's not like Aaron...how do I say this...it's not like Aaron is hitting someone in the back of the head with a keyboard because they're being too noisy"
 
Vibralldo said:
Keanu is infinitely more attractive than Kayla and April combined

Not for any specific physical reasons, but because she isn't a spaced out retard that's letting her kids be abused as she stays zonked out on pills in the bedroom or a homewrecking whore that is always trying to monkey branch to the next man she can siphon cash off.
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She's either a 4D chess master or retarded.

Aint no way in hell she doesn't know how to pull a conversation date from somebody. It's the most basic shit ever to do on any phone. Nick was seething so hard he let this woman pretend to be retarded to keep him riled up and spilling the beans - if she's not a 4D chess master and is just retarded than she's equally as unattractive as them.

I've seen clips of her show from Elissa Clips. She sounds like a vapid cunt 99% of the time. She throws the word abuser around like a leftist throws around Nazi to the point where it sounds disingenuous. I dont want to watch more of her content to figure out exactly what's setting off my spidey-senses. I just know she needs to be put back in the bottle and return to her irrelevance post-haste.
 
Bepis said:
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Noticed this while watching a Meme Copium stream VOD from a few days ago and didn't see it mentioned in here, seemed worth a mention. Feel free to ⏰ if I'm just retarded.
"That [Aaron's squeezing of April] absolutely can be abuse, but it's not like he's beating her. It's not like Aaron...how do I say this...it's not like Aaron is hitting someone in the back of the head with a keyboard because they're being too noisy"
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Uh oh... THAT's not the "domestic incident involving a child", right? Right? Guys??
 
3MMA said:
That’s a big part of what made both Moody & PaedoMelt look especially fuckin’ idiotic. Both were sitting in the middle of a trash heap that they homosexually orchestrated to go their way, & when things weren’t going their way (95% of the time) they tried to back up & pretend it was some kind of structured real debate. They couldn’t have done more to make it more obvious how disingenuous they are if they’d actually been trying to showcase how cowardly & scared they are of not winning on the Internet.
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You could see them exchanging DMs throughout the stream, coordinating their next angle of attack—complete with PowerPoint slides on “whataboutism” and the “narcissist’s prayer.” Very Reddit-tier stuff. And really, it’s no surprise that whenever someone they dislike gets invited on, they immediately resort to their usual gay ops behind the scenes—carefully crafting synchronized talking points and cherry-picked criticisms.

Fortunately, they’re not particularly good at what they do. They’re too busy savoring the thrill of “being right” in petty arguments, all while completely missing the forest for the trees. They’re used to talking to an audience so intellectually disengaged that Reddit-tier gotchas feel like winning through facts and logic.
 
northstar747 said:
I am I remembering correctly that Aaron ran from the swining because nick kept shoving coke everywhere?
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According to his telling, yes, the drugs played a large part. The other seems to have been the impact on his children.

Recall though, that his version of events comes with his own shading of events, and Aaron is likely worse than the 'asshole' he freely admits to being.

Peanut Butter Trails said:
Uh oh... THAT's not the "domestic incident involving a child", right? Right? Guys??
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Did not Nick say that his 'violent' and 'favourite' child did this to one of his other children? Am I mis-remembering?
 
Holy fuck I’m like 100 pages behind but every time I go on vacation a major Crackieta felt goes down. Last time it was the kid’s positive test leak and now it’s the Keanu rapening.
 
Melty Butter said:
The comment history you're referring to is regarding Bob and Celeste.

This should be clear: Bob & Celeste were NOT the temporary foster parents. Shari (Kayla's mom) and Dan Sletta (Kayla's stepdad) are generally believed to have been the temporary foster parents. They were already foster-certified. Kayla has several foster siblings.

I believe this fact has been confirmed by Nick. Regardless, we know Bob and Celeste visited Ireland, England, and St. Petersburg (where they live) during the 6 months the kids were fostered. They may have been granted access to the kids, but they were not fostering them full time.

Hence, Nick's rage at his in-laws.
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Honestly them going on vacation might be when April was staying over at their house. That might absolve them of a little bit of the hate if it was “We already have the trip and have to deal with this horseshit” rather than them bending backwards.

I’d be surprised if they were actually living with April rather than Nick’s parents taking a few of the kids to Florida and April crashing.
 
3MMA said:
That’s a big part of what made both Moody & PaedoMelt look especially fuckin’ idiotic. Both were sitting in the middle of a trash heap that they homosexually orchestrated to go their way, & when things weren’t going their way (95% of the time) they tried to back up & pretend it was some kind of structured real debate. They couldn’t have done more to make it more obvious how disingenuous they are if they’d actually been trying to showcase how cowardly & scared they are of not winning on the Internet.

There’s more from Nick in Stallyn19’s comments on that video. Nick just can’t stop seething:
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"Yelling facts means you lose"

Yes, if those facts are "my wife was about to divorce me and I got my girlfriend addicted to multiple substances" you do lose
 
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
The story about Aaron having to get between Nick and Kayla with a bat gains a scintilla of credibility
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Nick has already confirmed the story - sort of. He played word games with the baseball bat. It was such a stupid cope that I think most of us ignored it and assumed Aaron's version was mostly correct. (Nick addressed it on Twitter or Melton's chat - forget which.)

Sneed Force One said:
Keanu, its time to post the April DMs.
Expose the fact April called Nick abusive.
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Agree. This is all so tedious. Keanu is playing some moral high ground BFF game when her HUSBAND and most of the Internet is screaming that April's a disgusting crack whore. Smoke her out, Kiki. You can have content for weeks. Drip drip drip out those texts. Nick will lose his mind, and you might crack 300 viewers/stream.

woodedbag said:
neither aaron or rekieta can give a real reason as to why they went down this road.
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Someone (probably a Farmer or a lurker) asked Aaron if the polycule was Kayla's idea. That was the going theory here for some time. He confirmed that it was, BUT it was due to her desire to satisfy Nick. (I'll look for the clip later.)

HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Honestly them going on vacation might be when April was staying over at their house.
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I think - don't hold me to it - that I (or (@Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears) confirmed that Bob & Celeste were probably at the Eagle Rock Lake home when this went down. We were monitoring Celeste's IG (before she privated it) and FB accounts, which were pretty active.

(I can't recall why several people here thought April had fled to the Eagle Rock home, but for some reason, we did. It was the time between the early Nov. schtzo tweets and the foreclosure. I'll look at the archives later.)

Edit: Eagle LAKE, not Eagle Rock. I'm not dyslexic, but I always do that.
 
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woodedbag said:
here's a wild card theory/prediction I'll throw out now that I'm thinking about it.
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ok so I'm approaching this rewatch of the KC/Aaron tell all from a super biased place but GOD DAMN are things starting to add up. key takeaways so far

- April was out "hunting" on the rekieta property in October and November 2023 without Aaron (how the FUCK is a 29 year old woman totally chill with going out in a stranger's woods hunting near winter in Minnesota. This was clearly not happening).

- Aaron found himself incredibly surprised about how "gung ho" April was with the concept of spouse swapping the first time they did it, almost as if she had been doing it already

- Nick immediately asked Aaron to download the Signal app on his phone

- Nick left April and Aaron a bit of coke the first night after trying to fondle April while she made out with Kayla, Aaron stopped it and Nick said "it was the Molly" before heading in a different room to bang his wife. Aaron thought this was the first time April had ever done coke, but then lightly touches on how he is unsure how truthful the hunting story was 😂

- Aaron mentioned April and Nick were very weary of how close he and Kayla were getting and would step in anytime they felt like it was getting too strong

- Kayla pitched an idea to Aaron that April and Nick set the whole thing up to get rid of Aaron and Kayla but Aaron was on the fence about believing it

I dunno boys, I kind of feel like April pushed for this whole situation to monkey branch to rekieta and it all blew up afterwards. All she really had to do was convince Aaron it was his idea (he's a moron) and convince rekieta she was worth it (he's a absolute nerd loser who was seriously resenting his wife since his newfound fame, but hilariously I could see him being worried about a scandal like this at the time if he just outright left the wife, coke brain is fucked). Gonna keep watching this but I'm starting to feel like the Charlie Day meme
 
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johnnynoname said:
in fairness, late stage Terri Schiavo was more attractive than kayla

EDIT: and I don't say that to cheapshot Kayla......she's just that HOLE'D out
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:really: : See! I told you her body is destroyed! that's why I wanted to swap for a new model, why are you people hating me for that? so funny and weird!
 
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