💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Nova902]

I'm sorry that Drex is a groomer, but a real best friend would beat the living shit out of his best friend for this nigger behavior.

Drex, I know you watch the thread... You must fuck Kayla to complete your bull ark. Your childhood best friend is far gone and you must make his comeuppance more painful.

Wrong. Nicks daughter on her 18th birthday

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Supposedly it all began when Kayla reached over to kiss April based on Aaron's story, but there is precious little detail between that and when he said the four of them sat down (at some time later) and supposedly Nick and Kayla confessed they had 'more experience with this kind of thing' than they might have let on.

didn't april come over to the rekieta house before the official start a few times without Aaron? i imagine she was being groomed to get her into the polycule from the moment they meet her and i almost guarantee she'd already fucked nick and Kayla before the kissing in front of Aaron incident.

 

[woodedbag]

thanks for the heads up @Himedall All-seeing Waifu i think ill go back and watch aarons initial tell all on kino casino through this schizo april mastermind theory lens and see where i end up. my bbq is over and im kind of killing time before bed anyway

 

[Vibralldo]

I know they're meming on Nick for his public statements about Kayla, but I'm sorry... if Goblin Slayer's arch nemesis grimacing at me menacingly while crushing a nutcracker's head in between two (whatever letter comes before) A cups is what you think passes for a sexy photoshoot. More importantly, if that Photo is easily accessible online with a simple "your name" and "nudes" search you need to sit the fuck down and stfu

Unlike the other guy I was nice enough to censor and spoil tag this even though it doesn't need one to protect the identity of the poor Nutcracker caught up in all of this madness.

Spoiler: Not Safe for Life

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Thanks for taking the heat off the maid, now please return to irrelevance.

Keanu is infinitely more attractive than Kayla and April combined

Not for any specific physical reasons, but because she isn't a spaced out retard that's letting her kids be abused as she stays zonked out on pills in the bedroom or a homewrecking whore that is always trying to monkey branch to the next man she can siphon cash off.

 

[Oxyjen]

didn't april come over to the rekieta house before the official start a few times without Aaron?

Yes. For “hunting”.

Supposedly it all began when Kayla reached over to kiss April based on Aaron's story, but there is precious little detail

That’s my recollection too.

It’s these details we may never find out unless April decides to tell all one day.

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

Nick is a LOSER. That means he LOSES, constantly. He loses to Aaron fucking Imholte, he loses to Keanu whatshername, he loses to Kurt, etc. He will lose to anyone he goes up against, and he'll make his opponent look better than they actually are. Against Nick, Aaron comes across as mature and responsible. Keanu comes across as a strong, unbothered QUEEN. Kurt comes across as cool and witty when he goes against Nick. Nick is a losing loser who loses. That's just the way it is. We all have a role to play in this world, and Nick's role is "loser".

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

to the next man she can siphon cash off.

This is true. No one is marrying Geno "Dead Broke" Bisconte, TikTok trashcan salesman, for his money. For Kenoo, it truly must be love.

I do wonder if Kayla married Nick for his family money. Even before the oil money came down the pipes, the Minnesota Rekietas were much better off than Kayla's family.

I mean, why else would you marry a gay, impotent nerd?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It's specifically in the period of time immediately after Nick comes back from his short "breaks", and the deepness is relative to his usual screeching pitch.

This is the most illustrative compilation I've seen:

He still has such a high nasal tone overall, but I hear it now. Slightly closer to a normal voice. :-/ Thank you!

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Keanu is immediately more attractive than Kayla and April combined

Not for any specific physical reasons, but because she isn't a spaced out retard that's letting her kids be abused as she stays zonked out on pills in the bedroom or a homewrecking whore that is always trying to monkey branch to the next man she can siphon cash off.

Keanu is automatically more attractive than Kayla and April combined because she’s never been deflowered by gay cuck Nick Rekieta before.

 

[Vibralldo]

This is true. No one is marrying Geno "Dead Broke" Bisconte, TikTok trashcan salesman, for his money. For Kenoo, it truly must be love.

I do wonder if Kayla married Nick for his family money. Even before the oil money came down the pipes, the Minnesota Rekietas were much better off than Kayla's family.

I mean, why else would you marry a gay, impotent nerd?

A gold digger that sticks with 1 man is better than a gold digger that keeps trying to find new homes to break

 

[johnnynoname]

Kayla

in fairness, late stage Terri Schiavo was more attractive than kayla

EDIT: and I don't say that to cheapshot Kayla......she's just that HOLE'D out

 

[RotPockets]

Keanu is infinitely more attractive than Kayla and April combined

Not for any specific physical reasons, but because she isn't a spaced out retard that's letting her kids be abused as she stays zonked out on pills in the bedroom or a homewrecking whore that is always trying to monkey branch to the next man she can siphon cash off.

She has more confidence, that’s really all that’s needed.

 

[Lonely khan]

That's not fair to Towelie. Sure he let himself get covered in cum and had a bad addiction to air dusters, but at least he cleaned up and went to rehab for his son. He didn't just give Washcloth a bunch of coke and leave him starving for days.

Towelie post rehab

Nick post Rehab



I stand by my point

Spoiler: Spoiler

No one has seen washcloth since 2010 so that's actually more of a Ralphamale thing, though 2010 is probably the last time Nick tried to play catch or interact with one of his children.

 

[arc minsk]

didn't april come over to the rekieta house before the official start a few times without Aaron? i imagine she was being groomed to get her into the polycule from the moment they meet her and i almost guarantee she'd already fucked nick and Kayla before the kissing in front of Aaron incident.

when steeltoe morning show was trying expand, before... all of this, and they were seen as just an opie & anthony clone with 300 live viewers and a girlfriend cohost sometimes, they were reaching out to literally everyone because people thought he was good enough to be a moderate like mid level market radio guy. he did shows with WATP karl, anthony cumia knew who he was, chrissie mayr, geno & keanu, kevin brennan, shuli (of howard stern fame), opie mentioned him once -- that whole group of comedy/radio personalities of past. BUT! BUT BUT BUT!~ they had learned that a GIANT fucking, chill, cool trad youtuber who talked about law which lived 45 minutes away from them and so both of them, being monkey branchers, aaron not excluded - tried to make contact with him because rekieta was a YOUTUBE star. not some local radio guy or radio guy of past or comedian who had been on a radio show of past.

and people forget aaron was a pretty successful twitch guy and when he got banned he begrudgingly went to youtube to livestream.

TL;DR i think you're right. april was aaron's booker & producer and she messaged everyone for collaborations because she's a blonde, cute girl and that works better than a balding, pudgy, amateur wrestling retard and all of these has-beens and e-celebs are coomer brained. this all happened from clout but nick rekieta just wanted to fuck some 25 year old and aaron wants to be anthony cumia's cohost and so he was willing to whore out some dumb bitch factory worker. all of these people are retards.

i'm a redbar guy so i watched more of the early shit than most people.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Yes. For “hunting”.

That’s my recollection too.

It’s these details we may never find out unless April decides to tell all one day.

Yes. For “hunting”.

That’s my recollection too.

It’s these details we may never find out unless April decides to tell all one day.

To add slightly more detail, I believe the timeline goes like this, per Aaron:

- Chrissy Mayer asks STMS to let Nick be part of her show with Lila Hart.

- Nick, Kayla, April, and Aaron meet at the event where Nick does his ''stand-up' bit, and they exchange contact information.

- At some point they begin spending time together casually

- Eventually April start stopping by on her hunting trips, and eventually starts staying overnight

- ???

- The polycule starts with a sit down meeting where (allegedly) Nick and Kayla revealed they had some 'experience' with this kind of thing.


I am sceptical of the fact that April at the Rekieta home, alone, did not have some role in pitching the polycule to Aaron. Perhaps it came from observation of the dysfunctional dynamic in the Rekieta marriage, Nick perving out, some venting about Imholte couple troubles, we do not know.

My personal opinion is that Nick and Kayla were at least seeking some kind of opportunity to 'expand their horizons' as this was post-Hedo. Was it intentional, or di they seize on an opportunity? We may never know...

 

[3MMA]

I also love how the pedophile when challenged about anything resorts to redditor speak "muh ad hominem" Like this is some structured academic debate as Nick calls her a Dumb bitch every 2 seconds to assert his flaccid small-peen dominance over the womenfolk. Redditors are just fucking pedos aren't they?

That’s a big part of what made both Moody & PaedoMelt look especially fuckin’ idiotic. Both were sitting in the middle of a trash heap that they homosexually orchestrated to go their way, & when things weren’t going their way (95% of the time) they tried to back up & pretend it was some kind of structured real debate. They couldn’t have done more to make it more obvious how disingenuous they are if they’d actually been trying to showcase how cowardly & scared they are of not winning on the Internet.

Nick has now definitely seen the Geno and Keanu clip. He has commented on Youtube and is screaming at them on Twitter. It's all boring however, because he doesn't address the core issue. He leaked another Keanu DM, but it's a nothingburger.

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There’s more from Nick in Stallyn19’s comments on that video. Nick just can’t stop seething:

Spoiler: Screenshots via YouTube comments

 

[Dean Pentel]

thanks for the heads up @Himedall All-seeing Waifu i think ill go back and watch aarons initial tell all on kino casino through this schizo april mastermind theory lens and see where i end up. my bbq is over and im kind of killing time before bed anyway

Yeah, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is a decent bloke. Hope you had a good bbq, newfag.

Keanu is infinitely more attractive than Kayla and April combined

I don't know about "infinitely" but that's a low, low bar.

Nick is a LOSER. That means he LOSES, constantly. He loses to Aaron fucking Imholte

Nick LOST his good inside Aaron's mouth and then he LOST his heart to that weird looking goofball.

- Chrissy Mayer asks STMS to let Nick be part of her show with Lila Hart.

That horse-faced bitch is trouble, it seems.

 

[northstar747]

My personal opinion is that Nick and Kayla were at least seeking some kind of opportunity to 'expand their horizons' as this was post-Hedo. Was it intentional, or di they seize on an opportunity? We may never know...

you raise a good point.

I wonder if nick got kayla to bone those black dudes.

The next step would be finding a local couple.

Also its been said when older people in established house holds cheat they want they other partner to be married as well. It means you dont get the classic. GF outing you to your wife in a plan to break your marriage and become new wife.

I am I remembering correctly that Aaron ran from the swining because nick kept shoving coke everywhere?

 

[Flora Fox]

It’s these details we may never find out unless April decides to tell all one day.

I wouldn't believe a thing she said.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Somehow the revelation that Kayla has Nick's name tattooed under her tit is the most disturbing thing I've heard of late. I've known some trashy people who've got some trashy tattoos, many of them featuring the names of partners, pets, and all kinds of other bulshit, but never beneath their tit. That's crazy. Nick's not beating the cult leader allegations with this one.

Her body's broken!
(((because of me)))

I think we really need to see the proof.