💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%

  • Total voters
    696
The nanny who saw him in person several times a week couldn't possibly have noticed what was obvious to thousands of internet gawkers. Neither could his children.
Nick really seems to think that he was actually really talented at hiding his intoxication and that it wasn't immediately obvious to everyone.
 
So the alcohol that the kid drank was "a sip of whiteclaw or something like that..."
Knowing this, what crime has the nanny actually committed :
a) The kid drank a sip of beer before the nanny caught her and nanny swept the incident under the rug.
b) The kid drank the beer without the nanny knowing, but later claimed in front of Nick that she knew—to avoid getting in trouble with him.
c)The nanny played a prank and gave the kid a drink which she claimed has alcohol(as the kid did not have experience with low proof beer, it worked)
d) Some mitigating detail that he's still holding onto so he can goon, while dragging the nanny's name through the mud.

- My money is on d)

He's laying the groundwork to frame the nanny for giving the kid coke.
 
He has no interest in "retraumatizing" his daughter by filing charges.
It's also not recovery when you say "drugs are actually cool and fun, have no real downside, and I wish I could be doing them right now!"
So the alcohol that the kid drank was "a sip of whiteclaw or something like that..."
Nick would host a high school kegger at the Balldo Bunker to be seen as a "cool" parent. If the nanny actually gave his kid booze, he'd be praising her for it being FUNNY and WEIRD that she had her first beer.
 
New clip of Nick defaming and lying about Chaney Bitzen:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=83fDLQHGI9I
I'm just picturing the nanny handing in her resignation and skelly tossing it on the ground screaming NO you can't do this to ME! :story:

This guy is quite literally lashing out at everyone who’s ever testified against him. Every single one. The level of vindictiveness is starting to rival Ethan Ralph’s.
nah this is revenge for making him spend extra time with those dam keedz 56b.webp
 
Nanny Continued...
New story from about 15 minutes ago.

- He was paying her over "well north of " $50K/yr
- Extra "expenses" were $30K. He later clarifies that these were GROCERIES AND FOOD FOR THE KIDS.
- She called Kayla from the master bedroom around 9AM, clearly intoxicated, when Nick and Kayla were at a convention, and she was watching the kids.
- "My daughter's telling me all these stories and I'm horrified."
- Whined about being "abandoned" by her during a "stressful" period.
- She never had any knowledge of the drug use. "What she did is what she did," and what he did was separate.
- He has no interest in "retraumatizing" his daughter by filing charges.
- He has made her new employers aware.
- He can't afford a $90K nanny now.

Nick is on a real roll today.

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i can't wait for this cocksucker to OD. holy shit.
 
I'd be very interested to learn what caused the nanny to "abandon" Nick like an lost puppy. He doesn't directly correlate the nanny's supposed event of drinking at 9am to her quitting.

He doesn't state she was fired because of it. Any normal person would do so. So why did she stay on?

"Kayla, honey, calm down, I know I know, she got sloshed looking after children, but if we get rid of her, we can't go on trip to get you blacked by Jerome!"

By implication, Nick wilfully ignored her alleged alcoholism because it would be inconvenient for his libertine lifestyle. He's only angry now because she beat him to the punch and quit on her terms.
 
Nick would host a high school kegger at the Balldo Bunker to be seen as a "cool" parent. If the nanny actually gave his kid booze, he'd be praising her for it being FUNNY and WEIRD that she had her first beer.
Nick's really trying to ruin his nanny's life because she refused his advances told the cops what she saw in the balldo bunker
 
Why did CPS put him through the wringer in the first place? Geez, could it be because the daughter tested positive for cocaine? They sure as fuck don’t remove kids temporarily because some drugs were found.
Don't you remember when there were fake CPS calls (a conspiracy you can say) against Ethan Klein... his children weren't taken away for months like with Rekieta...? Really makes you think...
HE'S POOR!
HE'S BROKE!
HE'S NANNY-LESS!
Here's the superchat which prompted the nanny information

and video.

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I'm Nick Rekieta, I'm very upset my alcohol-stealing, alcohol-to-my-child-giving, CPS-report-having, day-drinking nanny abandoned me.
 
Look at him now. Look at what Nick hath wrought from "having fun." Look at what a miserable trainwreck he is.
He's having so much "fun" he's aged 20 years in 2, looks like an absolutely miserable bastard, and suicide baiting like a 14 year old girl.
 
If I were to compare him to CWC, this is like 2005-2007 era. The peak of pre-trolling content - all caused by his retarded decision making and autism.

Hopefully we get Nick's own version of Bob Walks In.
Big Bob Rekieta is cuttin' that damn internet right down.

Funny thing is, I imagine Nick would have the same pathetic reaction as Chris did. No eye-contact and weak, barely audible responses.
 
So the alcohol that the kid drank was "a sip of whiteclaw or something like that..."
Knowing this, what crime has the nanny actually committed :
a) The kid drank a sip of beer before the nanny caught her and nanny swept the incident under the rug.
b) The kid drank the beer without the nanny knowing, but later claimed in front of Nick that she knew—to avoid getting in trouble with him.
c)The nanny played a prank and gave the kid a drink which she claimed has alcohol(as the kid did not have experience with low proof beer, it worked)
d) Some mitigating detail that he's still holding onto so he can goon, while dragging the nanny's name through the mud.

- My money is on d)
I'll take E. Nick is the one who gave his daughter whiteclaw in a candlelit room.
 
- "My daughter's telling me all these stories and I'm horrified."
- Whined about being "abandoned" by her during a "stressful" period.
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- He has made her new employers aware.
Rekieta’s story seems to be all over the place, doesn’t it? On one hand, it’s about this terrible nanny who supposedly gave alcohol to his children. Yet, in the same breath, he’s lamenting that she abandoned him. Excuse me—what?

If you were genuinely a concerned father and that accusation were true, you’d probably be relieved she disappeared as quickly as possible—not lamenting her departure.

And as for contacting her employers about this obvious lie... What a fucking pile of human trash.
 
New clip of Nick defaming and lying about Chaney Bitzen:

Nick: how could we know when it happened when we weren’t there?
Also Nick: She called us drunk while we were at a convention. But it is okay b/c my oldest son can hold down the fort.

What dumb ass wants a drunk woman around their 17 year old son when another responsible adult isn’t around? Anything could have happened. I don’t know anyone who would have not fired her ass right then and there. Called the grandparents and been like we need you to go over to the house and tell the nanny you are taking over. She has been drinking on the job. We are on our way home. Be there as soon as we can.
 
He's laying the groundwork to frame the nanny for giving the kid coke.
Nick's really trying to ruin his nanny's life because she refused his advances told the cops what she saw in the balldo bunker
And to think he'd have been better off never mentioning her again, and letting the Karen Farms continue to believe April was the "nanny".
 
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