💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AnOminous]

I'd say that caring that kids are getting starved and dosed with coke is more reasonable than caring that Eric July is releasing a subpar comic.

That's why that Jujushit is such a pathetic, reddit-tier defense of atrociously shitty behavior and being a godawful piece of subhuman garbage.

 

[Spergichu]

I can't believe you Kiwi incel prudes have the gall to say that Nick doesn't pay his guests, when here he is setting up another defamation lawsuit for his best bud Randazza to handle just days after he appeared on THE Rekieta Law Show.

 

[daffodils]

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

She allegedly paid one of Nick's daughters and the daughter's friend $75 a piece, to chug two Monsters?

1.5 Kayla Nude Units just to slam back two Monster drinks in a row? I’d take that deal in a heartbeat.

Now, I’ll admit body language isn’t an exact science. But if you were looking for a perfect display of a father courageously confronting the emotional toll of his former nanny’s misconduct—this would be it:


Of course, I’m sure the fact that said nanny reportedly gave a statement to police has absolutely nothing to do with this sudden public confession. This is clearly just a deeply concerned father bravely sharing his family's suffering at the hands of the government, the police, CPS, his retarded "inkaws", the pasty shit pastor, and now, the nanny. Truly heartbreaking. This vast, expertly coordinated conspiracy of unrelated actors is surely out to get one man and one man only... Nicholas Rekieta would never lie to you. It’s simply not in his nature.

 

[Judex Meus]

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> Coming in April
All right, you got me

 

[Bean Sidhe]

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If his daughter's representation is Nick (I know, I know-- he legally can't be her representation, but let's just say I have doubts that his NPL status is stopping him from giving ~certain people~ legal advice) ... anyway, if her representation is Nick I guess we can expect to see her sentenced to life behind bars.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

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Is Nick talking about the Guardian ad Litem?

 

[Sneed Force One]

This is only speculation but there must be nukes in the CPS case we can't see, because there is no fucking way the PSI wouldn't of thrown the book at Nick without something truly awful happening.

I think around October, where April went crazy and Keanu alleged she was on drugs, that house went back to crazy town, and the government knew it.

Again. Speculation. But the inference is there.



Nick is leaning in HARD on the "bro why do you CARE about upholding the moral fabric of society or children being safe from narcotics BRO" shtick.

Remember the age old saying, fat stalker child fat nerds: "What dose of hard narcotics produced from violent narcostate paramilitaries a man gives to his child is HIS business."

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Why do you caaare? It's so weiiird!"
Archive/Link

These are like sub 100 follower accounts. Why does he care so much

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

For some reason he didn't have the balls to tell the judge all of this.

Judge took the stairs, what a nerd

Did you ever imagine how relevant your name would be to this thread?

Man, I came here to read on Boogie2988 and was watching Rekieta trial streams unironically. Who would believe he will become the biggest one of them all. I also have to get to making my Rekieta avatar, this one is probably from two Halloweens back.

> Coming in April
All right, you got me

Heard it on Meme Copium. You just have to use it on a Rekieta film poster.

[why do you care?]

He's going to die on this hill. He has to tweet this shit even during the trial.

 

[Lemondale]

Maybe we'll get the docu drop after we got the 5k grift.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nanny Issue (from current stream):

I'm taking notes in real time and behind in the thread. This is getting crazy. It needs to be clipped.

• Daughter told us “in the last couple of weeks” that the nanny gave them alcohol. “To be clear, this is the nanny we had before April… It was a little jarring.”
• "The nanny is named Chaney Bitzen... I have no desire to protect her identity anymore. Fuck her.”
• “No, I don’t want folks to harass her, I just don’t care if people know who she is… I do want people to know that she gives people alcohol. I do want people to know that.”
• “She committed a crime… reported on me… I don’t mind if people hear that she committed a crime… against my children.”
• “She was one of the people who was interviewed despite not being in the home since mid-February.”
• “She didn’t disclose this at the time, but there is a February CPS report against her, specifically. We didn’t know about it." *
• “Thanks, Kandiyohi County, for not informing us…”

*What the fuck is he talking about? Did HE make a report against her?

Clippers, this was about 20 minutes ago in the stream in two separate places where he addressed it.

 

[Pedophobe]

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Plot twist: she's suing for emancipation.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick's stream's chat don't realize that they get more interaction from him chastising on twitter

 

[30+GameOvers]

Is there a karen read trial to stream today? He's got 3 hours of sleep max if at all. He's gonna show up looking close to the coke stream.

Man what is he gonna do after read is over? Back to night streams? Back to reading trump articles? Last time he maybe did 10 mins of prep of google searching. This time around he might just do zero prep and dead air at the start looking up the articles.

Fucking grim.

Killstream tier. Whoever made that "Lawstream" video, really prophetic
And Nick can't even do what the ragepig does and start drinking for donations. SAD, PATHETIC, FELTED!

 

[L Ghia]

There is 100% something happening with the Nanny for him to suddenly start attacking her like this.

They found out about a CPS report on her in February last year? Perhaps maybe the report was initially about her before CPS relised the issue lay with the Parents.............

 

[KriegsZensur]

Killstream tier. Whoever made that "Lawstream" video, really prophetic
And Nick can't even do what the ragepig does and start drinking for donations. SAD, PATHETIC, FELTED!

"I'll pop a xa... oh, shit. Ehh. I'll do a sho... no, can't do that... fuck. I'll pop a TicTac for every $15 dono, people! You know I deserve the diabetes"

 

[Vibralldo]

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Nick is leaning in HARD on the "bro why do you CARE about upholding the moral fabric of society or children being safe from narcotics BRO" shtick.

Remember the age old saying, fat stalker child fat nerds: "What dose of hard narcotics produced from violent narcostate paramilitaries a man gives to his child is HIS business."

Nick literally just went to an event where people paid hundreds of dollars just to watch people shit on Aaron Imholte. Nick may personally know Aaron and think Aaron stabbed him in the back, but to the attendees and organizers of Hackamania, he's just some random guy that has no impact on their lives.

The only excuse they needed for Nick to be on board was "Aaron Imholte is a bad person". Well, Nick Rekieta is a far worse person.

The mocking will continue. Suffah, balldo!

 

[The sticky sock]

If his daughter's representation is Nick (I know, I know-- he legally can't be her representation, but let's just say I have doubts that his NPL status is stopping him from giving ~certain people~ legal advice) ... anyway, if her representation is Nick I guess we can expect to see her sentenced to life behind bars.

*Life beneath the staircase.
That's nice of Nick to give his favorite child a bigger room.

 

[Sam Losco]

Nick, your pathetic attempts at misdirection to try and take some of the heat off of you isn't going to work. You're a vile piece of shit. Neck yourself, and only yourself.