💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.8%
  • Total voters
    686
WEEKEND said:
Don't liquidate your house to pay for a pointless fight with the courts.
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We haven't even gotten to that point yet. He liquidated one house to pay for neglecting his second mortgage payments on the other house.

The $600,000+ he's going to end up owing Montagraph and Randazza will have to come from somewhere else.
 
AnOminous said:
How would that make anything better?
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It wouldn't, but Nick is brain damaged enough where he might think it would constitute a minor W amidst a major L.

Watching Rekieta said:
No, what he was trying to say is that he wishes Hardin on Josh as if Hardin is a shit lawyer. It's like his "I wish him a million dollars" line. He's not taking credit for it.
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I dunno how you're getting that, from this...

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...but okay.

Even if I am wrong about him prepping himself for a Hardin victory, I don't think I'm wrong that he's full of shit on his claim he recommended Hardin. I wasn't even the first person in this thread to point that out. I was like the fourth or fifth.

EDIT (Clarification): Null now states, further on in the thread, that Nick knew Hardin, but that Barnes was the one that put him in touch with Hardin.

Watching Rekieta said:
It is ironic, though, that the only shit lawyer besides Nick is Barnes and Barnes is the only lawyer Nick recommended. And Ty Beard. Beard sets the bar for shit lawyers.
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The only two lawyers that Nick has called shit, that I think he was absolutely right about, is Landau (Maddox's lawyer), and I assuming he probably called Binger shit at some point (I didn't really watch his Rittenhouse coverage, but he would not be wrong if he did, like so many others did).

Many of the KickVic lawyers were more competent than he was willing to admit (unfortunately). Johnson was actually highly competent and got a kill shot in on Ty. Chupp (judges are technically still lawyers) also reached a defensible decision given Ty's fuckups.

He is also thus far dead wrong on Schneider, Hardin, and Fischer.

In all, Nick's ability to correctly analyze the competence of other people in the legal profession is pretty miserable IMO.
 
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AnOminous said:
Lmao. This is why he is the king of lolcows. I thought this was a shop because nobody could possibly post this picture of himself. Even grindr dudes would be shocked at his faggotry.
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"Come at me bro I'm JACKED!" Lol.
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Thought the same at first. @John Andrews Stan has a history of crafting subtle edits for various cows, capturing the character within. I can’t quite tell if this is one of those edits or the bonafide Balldo himself, as it captures his personality perfectly, implicitly. The faggotry of Nick is shocking like that.
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
I want it in record that I disagree with the limiting lolcow of the year. It takes hard work and dedicated retardation to win more than once. Taking that away is stupid because some discord raiders are crying about it.
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Same. Applying new rules because a handful of users take Lolcow of the Year awards so seriously, defeats the purpose. Let it be, changing rules because one cow won 2X seems like astroturfing. If I was a big BMJer, I’d want a more honest win. If my choice couldn’t win without someone else out of the way, it wouldn’t seem real. LOTY is light hearted fun, when people don’t flip out over winners & attach their own sense of self esteem to the event.
 
Desktop User2 said:
This just cant be a real pic, man... his head looks like a horse head on a (feeble) "human" body. That 70s vagina beard also adds to the uncanny.
Maybe he loves sucking cock so much he made his face look like a 70s cunt.
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the easier explanation is he has absolutely no chin so he grows the "beard" to compensate.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Nick’s past claims that he wants to – or even could – beat up Aaron are laughable enough on their own. But what really takes it new heights is that his spaghetti arms look like they could be snapped between someone’s forefinger and thumb.
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I ate sushi today with bamboo chopsticks that could break Nick's faggy noodle arms.
Niggernerd said:
Nick is what Hank Hill would call a pencil neck.
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Nickhole is what Classy Freddie Blassie would call a pencil neck.
 
That has to be a.i. or else Nick was/is in Dallas Buyer's Club territory, i.e. the faggot junkie has full blown AIDS!
 
Stiffy said:
That has to be a.i. or else Nick was/is in Dallas Buyer's Club territory, i.e. the faggot junkie has full blown AIDS!
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I have no doubt that Nick actually looks like this.

I am just astounded that anyone could look like this and proudly post pictures of himherself looking like this.
 
The funniest part about all of this. We tried to photoshop nick for years looking worse and he then releases pictures by him that are million times worse than most of the things we ever dreamed to cook up.
 
My memory was wrong, Rekieta did actually know Hardin directly because of the FOIA stuff but not how to contact him. Barnes had his number because they did casework together previously. So it is the one really good thing Rekieta did for us.
 
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