💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.8%
  • Total voters
    686
Desktop User2 said:
Those are your photo edits, right?
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None of the photos are edited by me in any way. Check them out in one of those tools that detects editing or compare them to the Pretty Fat stream to validate their provenance if you doubt that these were the photos he shared.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
None of the photos are edited by me in any way. Check them out in one of those tools that detects editing or compare them to the Pretty Fat stream to validate their provenance if you doubt that these were the photos he shared.
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HOLY SHIT, the dude is gastly! It´s so bizarre I was sure it was one of your shitpost edits. HOLY FUCK!
 
Nick "Eugina Coomy" Rekieta's newest tattoo
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Desktop User2 said:
HOLY SHIT, the dude is gastly! It´s so bizarre I was sure it was one of your shitpost edits. HOLY FUCK!
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I think he's gained back some weight since those pics were taken, but yeah, last year he was definitely headed towards the Eugina Coomy physique. It was pretty shocking.

Sean even cracked a joke last year about him looking like he crawled out of Treblinka.

Nobody here was calling him "skelly" ironically.
 
Captain Manning said:
I think he's gained back some weight since those pics were taken, but yeah, last year he was definitely headed towards the Eugina Coomy physique. It was pretty shocking.

Sean even cracked a joke last year about him looking like he crawled out of Treblinka.

Nobody here was calling him "skelly" ironically.
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He's definitely looking tubby and should stop eating those heavy burritos
 
Rodeo Roadrunner said:
I don't know if I have ever seen an adult man with no muscle mass. He has the body of a 13 year old boy. How can you have literally no pectoral muscles? Someone that skinny should also be showing some ab muscles, he has nothing.
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It's flabbergasting that this skeletal weakling pussy would wear a tank top with that pathetic build, much less flex his grape sized "biceps." I mean who the fuck was the intended audience of this laughable faggotry?
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Nah, I think that’s retarded because it denies true greatness/ retardation. If you have someone burning down for years as an entertaining trash fire that they just consistently produce milk/ khaaaantent then they win. You don’t penalize them to be fair like a Harrison Bergeron society.
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It's not penalizing someone NOT to give them a Most Gigantic Retard in the World award. It's more that it gets boring if just the same person wins over and over.
 
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Bro has the face of 40 year old coke head and the body of a 15 year old that started working out a week ago and drank 2 protein shakes.
He looks like La Morsa
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Third World Aristocrat said:
"I don't want some weirdo watching me have sex with anybody like... No! That's not true! I want plenty of weirdos to watch me have sex with people. I'm kind of an exhibitionist, I don't mind fucking in public as long as it's appropriate"
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Well, he publicly fucked up his life in front of thousands of people, so I guess he's not lying.
 
Captain Manning said:
Like I just said, it almost feels like he's prepping himself to falsely claim "well, he got it because of Hardin, and I recommended Hardin, so Null couldn't have succeeded without me."
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How would that make anything better? It would just make it not only an own, but a SELF-OWN. It would just mean he was hoist on his own retard.

Nick has the funniest and weirdest copes.
 
Captain Manning said:
Right. So Nick is lying... again. He's trying to claim he recommended Hardin to you. They were discussing the bodycam in that chat.

What he's basically trying to imply is:

Well, if he gets the bodycam, it's only because of a lawyer that I... a legal genius... recommended.
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No, what he was trying to say is that he wishes Hardin on Josh as if Hardin is a shit lawyer. It's like his "I wish him a million dollars" line. He's not taking credit for it.

He thinks Hardin is shit just like he thinks Aaron's lawyer is shit and he's wishing shit lawyers on everyone he dislikes.

It is ironic, though, that the only shit lawyer besides Nick is Barnes and Barnes is the only lawyer Nick recommended. And Ty Beard. Beard sets the bar for shit lawyers.
 
Watching Rekieta said:
It is ironic, though, that the only shit lawyer besides Nick is Barnes and Barnes is the only lawyer Nick recommended. And Ty Beard. Beard sets the bar for shit lawyers.
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Barnes is a shitty, dishonest commentator but actually has legal chops. He's not in the Nick category other than the charlatan department. I personally would never consider using him because of his unfortunate habit of publicly attacking virtually every client he ever had. He's a snake in the grass.
 
Nick’s past claims that he wants to – or even could – beat up Aaron are laughable enough on their own. But what really takes it new heights is that his spaghetti arms look like they could be snapped between someone’s forefinger and thumb.
 
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