💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%

  • Total voters
    696
Right, this feels a lot like April. Aaron would be a stretch by my reading of the statute:

This should have been made available to April, unredacted, as part of discovery. If she is indeed the one releasing it, I don't think she wouldn't need any of these permissions. These are restrictions on the state releasing it to others. April should just be able to dump everything they gave her.

Nick would also be able to dump his copy, unredacted and without any permission.
 
April helping release the bodycam footage would be incredible. The woman Nick likes more than his own wife betraying him. Imagine the spiraling.
Josh should have a secret arrangement with PPP, Warski, Aaron the Cuck, Sean, LEGAL COCKSUCKER, etc, where they all watch the Bodycam Tape for ultimate Balldo-Boy Ego Death.
 
It was Jim Felt who retired, Quin Pomplun is still active.
This isn't your doing, but this has been a pet peeve of mine throughout this whole thing...

I know people LOVE bringing up Jim Felt, but he is the (now retired) police chief of Willmar, and technically had nothing to do with Nick's case or arrest, AFAIK.

Nick was raided by the Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Office, with one MN State Trooper brought along in support (Joshua Monson).

Spicer does not have a police department. Law enforcement resources for where Nick lives are drawn from the state and county. This is fairly common among smaller municipalities in the U.S..

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Nick is actively keeping up with events to throw his spanner in the works.
That's actually a remarkably concessionary reply from Nick, if I'm being honest. Null never said he had it yet. Some people just thought he might.

He's not saying "he'll never get it." Maybe he now accepts it's possible Josh might actually get it.
 
This isn't your doing, but this has been a pet peeve of mine throughout this whole thing...

I know people LOVE bringing up Jim Felt, but he is the (now retired) police chief of Willmar, and technically had nothing to do with Nick's case or arrest, AFAIK.

Nick was raided by the Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Office, with one MN State Trooper brought along in support (Joshua Monson).

Spicer does not have a police department. Law enforcement resources for where Nick lives are drawn from the state and county. This is fairly common among smaller municipalities in the U.S..


That's actually a remarkably concessionary reply from Nick, if I'm being honest. Null never said he had it yet. Some people just thought he might.

He's not saying "he'll never get it." Maybe he now accepts it's possible Josh might actually get it.
Jim fell bit from police squad your welcome ;)
 

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This should have been made available to April, unredacted, as part of discovery. If she is indeed the one releasing it, I don't think she wouldn't need any of these permissions. These are restrictions on the state releasing it to others. April should just be able to dump everything they gave her.

Nick would also be able to dump his copy, unredacted and without any permission.
I fear April may have sold her laptop it was on for crack, but maybe her attorney kept a copy?
 
This should have been made available to April, unredacted, as part of discovery. If she is indeed the one releasing it, I don't think she wouldn't need any of these permissions. These are restrictions on the state releasing it to others. April should just be able to dump everything they gave her.
I agree.

This likely alludes to a downside that hasn't been discussed much here or at least hasn't been widely accepted by the most optimistic here: even if April gives her full consent and even if she can't or won't enforceably rescind that consent, the county would be likely to redact any portion of the footage in which she does not personally appear, if not also redact portions in which she personally appears but the privacy interests of non-consenting parties are implicated, such as anything depicting the interior of the home.
April was charged as a result of the search. The case was dismissed a month ago, but not before she was provided with the body cam footage as part of the discovery material provided to her and her attorney. She was also provided with photographs of the "crime scene" (presumably, the house) and of the evidence.

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No evidence of a protective order which would prevent public release of discovery material exists.

There doesn't appear to be any legal reason which would restrict her from taking the footage out of her discovery material and making that available to the public. I don't see why, if April wanted to facilitate the release of the footage, she would need to sign a release and go through that process. She already has the footage.

There is a practical reason - that her lawyer was provided it and she never obtained the material herself - but that would be as simple as asking him to provide it to her. Since the case was only dismissed a month ago, it's reasonable to believe he still has the data.
 
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As for the Lolcow hall of fame (or whatever we call it) it needs to be officiated by Josh or someone official to induct members. Having a democratic election for it would be too much like two separate categories of LOTY. It needs to be developed more.
Should have had a 10 for 10 years last year for the 10th anniversary like the nba had its 50 for 50 lists and 75 for 75 years lists.

1. Christian Weston Chandler
2. DSP
3. Ralph (Or maybe the sektur)
4. Nick (Or maybe the Baldoverse)
5. Sargon
6. Patrick Tomlinson
7. Daniel Larson
8. Cyrax (or maybe BMJ, he can be the Damien lillard)
9. Anisa Johma
10. Destiny/Hasan/Ethan/Keffels or whoever is determined the dumbest political streamer not named Carl Benjamin

I'm sure I'm missing some big ones off the top of my head, and the order is a forever debate, but Sargon is top 5 and ill die on that hill.
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Out to Pasture?
 
April then ran out of Nick's house while Aaron and his kids were there and took all of her belongings out. Aaron said that April still wanted to buy the second house, but initially only they would only live together as "friends" and they would decide later if they would stay married or not (this may not be exact, but close enough to what he said). Nick has since specified that April moving out occurred on April 7 2024, meaning this text would be from the day after it happened.

According to Aaron's own account, after April left his house there was a period of time (less than a week) where Aaron tried to live at the house in Spicer with April. Aaron's account comes across as confused I think because he shares his final reasoning for saying "no" to the house before admitting that he tried living there with April for less than a week. As usual because changing up how he tells the story makes him look better.


In terms of April's departure from Aaron, some important fixed events:

- Her last appearance on the show is on 4/1/2024
- Aaron is dealing with rumors that she has already left him and they are getting divorced on 4/4/2024. He brags about having spent a whole "special day" on 4/3/2024 with her cancelling his streams. He is also close to apology to her for not standing up more for her in terms of the a-logs of the show.
- On 4/8 (monday) he is in St. Cloud streaming with another guy
- 4/15 (monday) in St. Cloud with co-host
- 4/23 (tuesday) returns after not streaming on youtube for a week

Sometime between 4/16 and 4/22 kind of makes the most sense in terms of when Aaron may have been trying to live at the house up in Spicer.

So speculating:

- All four of them spend a week together March 23-March 31st (This is the "easter week" thing)
- April and Aaron are already having serious problems the week of April 1st and she quits the show.
- April moves permanently to Spicer on April 7th
- Aaron attempts to live in Nick's second house for less than a week between 4/16 and 4/22.
- Sometime between 4/16 and 4/23 the final break occurs.
 
I just remembered something. Nick's been promoting this on his streams (and on Twitter, I believe). IIRC, he said he'd reveal more DMs from the polycule. I assume he'll be in chat and possibly on the stream itself.

Live in around 90 minutes.
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The description is wild:
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Conveniently, the Dabbleverse does a pretty good job of clipping, but if anyone wants to be $5.00 poorer, it might be worth a watch. (I'd join but these women trigger me, irrationally. ) Stream snipe anyone?
 
I don't think April is involved in any potential body cam release or unrealease. I agreed with posters at the time of April's last Twitter spiral, that it was actually Nick tweeting on her account and she wasn't doing anything with it. I really do think that after the arrest happened, she was 'scared straight' in the sense that she wanted nothing at all to do with any of the stuff online, and won't get involved or say anything. I don't think she would want the bodycam footage out there either, as it would show her in a very bad light as well.

That being said, if she is the one to actually get the footage released, it might be the funniest thing to happen in the Rekieta-verse this year (maybe even funnier than the arrest itself) and would absolutely put Nick in the front of the pack for LOTY 2025.
 
I don't think April is involved in any potential body cam release or unrealease. I agreed with posters at the time of April's last Twitter spiral, that it was actually Nick tweeting on her account and she wasn't doing anything with it. I really do think that after the arrest happened, she was 'scared straight' in the sense that she wanted nothing at all to do with any of the stuff online, and won't get involved or say anything. I don't think she would want the bodycam footage out there either, as it would show her in a very bad light as well.

That being said, if she is the one to actually get the footage released, it might be the funniest thing to happen in the Rekieta-verse this year (maybe even funnier than the arrest itself) and would absolutely put Nick in the front of the pack for LOTY 2025.
It would be hilarious. Alas, Nothing. Ever. Happens.
 
Secondly she better fits the term "interested party" in that she has pre-existing legal rights pertaining to the footage, unlike EWU who just happen to be interested in seeing it like any other member of the public.
I don't think Null was using a legal term, but rather a more general one. The Farms itself would be an "interested party" here, as would numerous other people.

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Personally, I'm not gonna even bother to guess who it is. I'm just gonna let Null do his thing. I remain optimistic we will get it.

Out to Pasture?
That's an award a cow is eligible for the year they die. CRP won last year. Obviously, you can only ever win that once.
 
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That e-mail Zumock received could be a gay op, yeah. I don't know how trustworthy Zumock is, or how susceptible Zumock is to falling for gay ops. I'll note Sean seemed somewhat incredulous of it on his stream the other day.

The idea that Nick was skinwalking as April on X has been around for a long time though (basically from the day the tweets were made), and I 100% believe that.
This is your regular reminder that pretty much everything Chad Zumock says is some form of gay ops.

He's a 50 year old pro-wrestling fan who believes poorly constructed kayfabe, heel turns, and drunken yelling is quality content. He'll just make shit up, ride it until proof of his lie is presented, and then respond by saying "Of course I was lying. It was all a bit. Why would you believe what I said?"

I 100% believe AprilLaw was a Nick sockpuppet, but I'm just as confident that Zumock doesn't know shit, and should be ignored..
 
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This should have been made available to April, unredacted, as part of discovery. If she is indeed the one releasing it, I don't think she wouldn't need any of these permissions. These are restrictions on the state releasing it to others. April should just be able to dump everything they gave her.
No evidence of a protective order which would prevent public release of discovery material exists.

There doesn't appear to be any legal reason which would restrict her from taking the footage out of her discovery material and making that available to the public. I don't see why, if April wanted to facilitate the release of the footage, she would need to sign a release and go through that process.

There is a practical reason - that her lawyer was provided it and she never obtained the material herself - but that would be as simple as asking him to provide it to her. Since the case was only dismissed a month ago, it's reasonable to believe he still has the data.

That option's broader scope always would have been the best case scenario, but her not doing it doesn't necessarily mean that she isn't cooperating, for any of several plausible reasons:

1. Even without a publicly filed protective order it's possible that her attorney privately agreed with the state that certain discovery materials would be kept between her and her attorney, which under agency principles could be considered binding on her.

2. Back when April was still kowtowing to the qover cult, she may have directed her attorney to delete every copy of bodycam footage in his possession as soon as he got what he needed from it, whether at Nick's urging or just in the belief that it would be good for him.

3. Due to high file size, her attorney might have only sent disclosed footage to her in the form of links to a Dropbox-like software from which she never bothered to download local copies (thanks in part to Nick having never set up internet at the second house), and now by the time that she's motivated to release them, those links are dead and the attorney's own copies are deleted pursuant to whatever his usual retention policy is after a representation has concluded.

4. Even if she could still retrieve copies from her attorney, she could be subject to an NDA which explicitly prohibits releasing bodycam footage in her possession, but which Nick drafted so poorly that her merely expressing that she has no problem with the state releasing it on its own would fall in a gray area where she wouldn't technically violate the NDA, or at least in enough of a gray area where Hardin could advise Null that it'd be reasonably safe for the $6K agreement to include a clause indemnifying her in the extremely unlikely event that a court someday that the NDA was both enforceable and violated.

5. Even if there is no NDA, someone may have conveyed to her legal advice or a legal threat, whether correct or not, that a direct release might expose her to tort liability to the Rekietas, or at least vindictive lawfare from the Rekietas, on some conceivable ground like invasion of privacy, public disclosure of private facts, intentional infliction of emotional distress, etc. As long as they come up with something that's not sanctionably frivolous, it doesn't matter whether she'd prevail because the $6K in it for her is nowhere near enough to fund that fight. Going the consent route may have been the only thing that felt reasonably safe.

6. Even if she never contemplated any conceivable legal exposure, she may simply have some moral compunction about affecting the Rekietas' privacy or at least their children's privacy any more broadly than her statutory consent can control. If that's the case we would never know unless she speaks up.

7. This is least likely but just to throw in the kitchen sink, if there's any truth to the speculation that April's attorney was selected by Nick, paid by Nick, and/or even directed to some degree by Nick or by the Rekietas' attorneys, then April could simply be paranoid about reaching out to him for copies at this juncture for fear that he might tip Nick off and provoke him to lash out. This could be undesirable out of some belief that an element of surprise would be helpful to whatever Hardin is up to, or simply out of a desire to be left alone. In this scenario there still remains the possibility of her reaching out to the attorney and doing a direct release at some point in the future depending on whether Hardin's efforts are successful and make her copies a moot point.

The woman Nick likes more than his own wife betraying him. Imagine the spiraling.
And, overall, this is what Harden and Josh are dealing with. It states that Nick would be given notice of any releases. Can he fight it with, say, an injunction? That's my question. Josh hinted at that issue today.

The provision you cite would be the one used to try to force a release if and when the county refuses it, and the notices referenced in that provision would be served in connection with that civil action, not necessarily the same notices referred to on MATI today. Minnesota's one of three states where a civil action can be commenced by mere service of the summons and complaint and the action wouldn't need to be filed with the court unless and until there's occasion for motion practice, so he could be referring to such an action even if there isn't one visible on MCRO yet, but you'd think that he probably would have mentioned an outright lawsuit if there is one, or that Nick will blab about it as soon as he gets served.

More likely, the county opted to cover its ass by making up some sort of internal process with a paper trail showing that interested parties' concerns were given due consideration prior to any anticipated litigation. For example they could simply insist that as soon as Hardin files the written request for the footage, then the county gives notice to the Rekietas (or insists that Hardin prove that the Rekietas were copied on the request), then the Rekietas are given x number of days to express any written objections that are already anticipated to come through the Barneswalker who presumably was already in touch about previous requests last year, and then the county would express its decision on which portions of the footage (if any) the county would unilaterally release in y number of days absent a court order to the contrary.

Once that sort of ad hoc CYA process is concluded, then it would be up to Hardin to commence a civil action under the provision you cite to try and get more released, and it would simultaneously be up to the Barneswalker to try and get less released under some tortured interpretation of that provision's wording or some other procedural mechanism that's more on-point, possibly a petition for a writ of mandamus ordering the sheriff to cease whatever noncompliance with the bodycam statute is allegedly about to occur, or a regular civil action under the Uniform Declaratory Judgments Act coupled with motion paperwork for an immediate ex parte TRO enjoining the proposed release until a preliminary injunction can be properly heard and a permanent injunction can be fully litigated. All of that would be visible on MCRO when the time comes.


This would be unironic balldo-pocalypse, and I hope your on the money

But also ironic when his inevitable lashing out would get compared to all the months of pontificating about what is "her story to tell," and all the sanctimonious insistence that everyone respect April's wishes regarding what she wants to keep private or public, and all the late-night babbling on Signal and Xitter about what an egregious cardinal sin it is to "take away her voice," etc. After all of that, her bodycam consent would provoke his nonstop flailing in the court of public opinion and in actual court to bury this stronk womyn for having the courage to "speak her truth" to the world. The stench of hypocrisy would get so thick you could cut it with with a knife, and he'll never have the slightest shred of self-awareness that it'd take to notice.

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BTW, all the clips I have seen posted here thus far cut off before he says it, but at 2:19 in this clip below, Null states that the interested party is not Montagraph. So, for any of you that DO want to speculate, you can go ahead and cross that off your list.


I 100% believe AprilLaw was a Nick sockpuppet, but I'm just as confident that Zumock doesn't know shit, and should be ignored..
So basically... in regards to what Chad said here..

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That seems reasonable.

I didn't really need Zumock, or his mysterious e-mail (if it's legit), to tell me Nick was skinwalking April on Twitter, or that Nick is a liar and a fraud. The former I've believed for some time, and the latter I damn well know.
 
BTW, all the clips I have seen posted here thus far cut off before he says it, but at 2:19 in this clip below, Null states that the interested party is not Montagraph. So, for any of you that DO want to speculate, you can go ahead and cross that off your list.
The way he says the party is "significant and will likely get their way" makes me think it's nobody involved in the case, but someone with enough influence or pull to make the county stop faffing about and deliver what they are required to.
 
The way he says the party is "significant and will likely get their way" makes me think it's nobody involved in the case, but someone with enough influence or pull to make the county stop faffing about and deliver what they are required to.
Pepsiman in elb's comments opines it might be Law & Crime. Which is a very interesting thought. No doubt they are very significant and have pull (more so than EWU). They did do a segment on his arrest.

Plus that would be super funny. There's no love lost between Nick and L&C.

We'll know eventually, I'm sure.
 
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