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Arch Zealot said:
I know bull theorised that he propably also had bullimia or something else where you puke alot, because his face looks inflamed.
So his teeth might be ruined
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Horrifyingly, maybe laxatives or "colon cleanses" too. I know they're pushed at gay men so they can keep their butts clean for spontaneous sex, I could see him abuse them to try and stay "twinky" once the bloat really started kicking in. Bullimia makes a lot of sense though considering he can puke without using his fingers and seemed quite proud of that fact in the videos demonstrating this "talent".
 
Tony2Timez said:
Honestly I used to really enjoy Ralph's old videos. He was generally entertaining as a reviewer, and some of the skits he did were pretty funny, or at the very least had effort put into them. I liked his recurring Zack Snyder cameos.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kxrlKqkW5IY:2182
It sucks to see how much the quality of his output has regressed when you compare the vids he made when he was a teenager to what he's doing now. His new stuff is so boring and bland, and he just looks unwell, too. I'm not saying he has to be constantly making quips or doing skits to be entertaining, but he's just so dry and lifeless now.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VgdNXhNr55o:37
I guess years of doing a podcast with Adam and having to interact with the gross YMS fanbase by osmosis sucks the life out of you.
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i'm not a (big) ralph alog, but from what i understand, he's just ANOTHER funny-man reviewer that believes they can just turn to creation and succeed. he won some, bluntly, meaningless award at a kiddie grade movie award show for directing one of his movies or something, and i remember him spamming the shit out of the award clip in his vids, with something like "yeah im an award winning director". he made multiple little try hard pretentious indies where he was the main character (which was an awful idea for someone so sensitive to criticism but inevitable with his ego), then i believe one did ok among yms types, candyman i think (no sam hyde relation) about a partial non-fiction school drug dealer or something, and then the others were mostly shot down or memed. but don't think any really got his dick sucked to his expectation, and he turned into the generic "you people just don't understand art" type.

i'm not sure exact time frame to say for sure but that was around the time frame he started going from a funny and energetic, if pretentious "i know what i'm talking about" but still funny type, like a pretty good nostalgia critic protege, to acting like that "30 year old divorced dad" meme, less and less energy, his reviews stopped being funny and edited and started just being jpgs and exclusively "i know what im talking about" with less, then no jokes or skits, and he went from energetic or at least having fun, to, again, divorced emo dad-esque, so he wound up being basically a shit mauler type. he also has some of the most poorly aged vids in the entire sphere, still darkly funny though, that i'm surprised aren't brought up more, that being his entire saga of talking about how big of a retard hack bruce willis was during his final acting/cognizant years.

he's not really enough to be a lolcow but he's just another creator with delusions of grandeur and no skin. these motherfuckers need to/should have learned earlier that creations like Moby Dick, Conan, and Hp lovecraft's work were all considered dogshit then later got recognition, and nigga, your ralphs etc ain't herman melville or a david lynch struggling to get his shot, and even IF THEY WERE, there's 50 hawk tuah successes for every robert e howard (conan creator) killing himself in a hospital parking lot.
Raging Capybara said:
An "atheist" Btw.
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essentially everyone that becomes "atheist" just worships something else, they just use different words and would call you a retard if you mention it. it's also in it's own nature, if you really want to be a soyence believer the rational option is agnostic, not faith there is or faith there isn't. black holes are an easy example as being pretty assuredly referred to as science fiction among the greater science sphere until suddenly they weren't. but you get people that refuse to believe in god or a belief system that go hard into new age shit, where some of the largest pagan etc groups were literally people that repeated shit they liked out of fantasy books and faked it until they made it and got retards that went all in and believe it's actually deeply rooted in history. or, you have people that are "atheist" and get 3 steps from killing themselves, then they discover political propaganda and decide that side a or b is saving the world and the other side is literally, actually satan, and approach it with a fervor that would make a muslim blush, though a muslim would be a retard for a omnipotent creator and a promised land while a modern atheist would end their life for kamala harris, biden, or trump
 
Arch Zealot said:
I know Null theorised that he propably also had bullimia or something else where you puke alot, because his face looks inflamed.
So his teeth might be ruined
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In one of his YMS videos (I can't for the life of me remember which - maybe Unfriended?), Adam straight up showed how easy it is to make yourself puke. He just stood there and puked. No finger down his throat or anything. He said something about using your stomach like a lung and just pushing food out of it like you'd blow air. I'd say that lends some credence to the bulimia theory.
 
Bolok said:
I found his video editor. Some pretentious art fag, which is all these fuckers are usually. Knock yourselves out

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Not sure what I was expecting. The average fag furry degenerate shit that these people surround their whole lives with. His youtube channel is largely dead uploading once a year. His newest video, over a year old at this point, is a review of the ultrakill sextoy integration sponsored by Lovense, which I believe he only took to get free sex toys. He also has another channel by the name HeyoDamo focused on superficial gay vlogging/story time videos, no posts in 3 years.

bluthedragon.webp


As of the time of this tweet it would seem that he is no longer working with YMS or starting to move away from it, so I am not sure how relevant he is to the thread past this point. For those interested here are some of his socials I could find.

Twitter
Porn Twitter
Second porn Twitter
Youtube
Bluesky
HeyoDamo
 
Laburnum said:
This was from a 2014 AMA though and it's only a brief answer, no idea how deep he went with the YMS methhead arc.
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He mentioned his dealer once on Sardonicast, and his (I think) crack addiction, and it was very awkward. I can't even remember why.

I followed a lot of people on YouTube that gave up because the restrictions on content became overbearing and YMS does complain about it often, and it likely conflicts with his obsessive sense of perfection. I may just turn his best videos into a playlist and unsubscribe.

I'm not watching his health update video, but I'm just going to guess that his deteriorating motivation is leading to bad lifestyle choices that he refuses to acknowledge. His watch-alongs helped me get through some slower movies that I wouldn't be able to enjoy otherwise, but it looks like his tenure is coming to an end. To be fair, the average lifespan of a YouTube career is about a decade.
 
Debbie Macomber said:
His big argument for why refusing to chew doesn't cause indigestion was "I'm shitting, NOT passing chunks of unchewed food"
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It is crazy to me how he always has to see himself as right and intellectually superior. It is obvious to most people with a couple of brain cells that if you don’t chew your food your body will have to go through much more stress to process everything. Saying he doesn’t pass chunks of food as a gotcha is completely missing the point. Your body is doing everything it can to make your life easier and keep you alive and you’re abusing it and doubling its workload by swallowing food whole.

I think he also said he was on a lot of fairly long courses of antibiotics at multiple points. That probably didn’t help with messing up his gut, especially if he was misdiagnosed as having something he didn’t.

(Edit: typo)
 
Almost want a poll seeing if Eugenia Cooney will outlive YMS. It's pretty possible since she hasn't done as many substances as him. That's the weird thing about people with disordered eating. Some suffer for decades others die in three years. Human bodies are something else.
Like others above said gay men do a lot of dangerous stuff either to have sex or deal with poor self image. Considering how body conscious they are Adam abusing substances and having bulimia is more than likely.
 
curbside2 said:

TLDR: Degenrate man’s lifestyle catches up to him. All his gay friends are killing themselves, he had a co dependent relationship with his dead best friend, and he ruined his relationship with his three year long boyfriend. He has SIBO which is four times more likely to be found in gay men. He has sever depression, anxiety, and panic attacks to the point that he’s bed ridden. He has to fire his editors because he can’t leave his bed. He could fix himself if he quit drugs/alcohol, started eating clean, quit the degenerate sex, and became more active with his direct family.
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Canadians are such a disgusting fucking species.
 
My cravat doesn't flutter said:
In one of his YMS videos (I can't for the life of me remember which - maybe Unfriended?), Adam straight up showed how easy it is to make yourself puke. He just stood there and puked. No finger down his throat or anything. He said something about using your stomach like a lung and just pushing food out of it like you'd blow air. I'd say that lends some credence to the bulimia theory.
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It was his Saw Part 2 review
 
Arch Zealot said:
I know Null theorised that he propably also had bullimia or something else where you puke alot, because his face looks inflamed.
So his teeth might be ruined
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In his reaction to the Morbius trailer, Adam said "Sharp Teefies! That's what I lost when I started grinding in my sleep"
 
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DenseDeerFather said:
Wh...why a second porn twitter
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In my experience, someone with a SECOND porn account on social media does it for one of two main reasons:

1) It's solely for roleplay as to not clutter up the main one.

2) It's for fetishes and kinks that even someone pervy enough to follow a porn account on Twitter would find reprehensible. Things like snuff, scat, bestiality etc. That way the vanilla people can follow one account and the coomers can follow both.

Option #2 is far, far more common.
 
I'm not really surprised that Adam has reached this point. He's constantly talked about his drug problems and hunger for sex for ages and it's now caught up to him.

Probably the main catalyst for all this was with Scoot's sudden death but also the fact that he's only pumping out low effort reviews and rants for his 2 YouTube members. His most important projects seem pretty much dead in the water and his career may be drawing to a close within the next year or so. Gay furry butt sex really is a killer.
 
WdPk said:
I'm not really surprised that Adam has reached this point. He's constantly talked about his drug problems and hunger for sex for ages and it's now caught up to him.

Probably the main catalyst for all this was with Scoot's sudden death but also the fact that he's only pumping out low effort reviews and rants for his 2 YouTube members. His most important projects seem pretty much dead in the water and his career may be drawing to a close within the next year or so. Gay furry butt sex really is a killer.
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Really looking forward to the Requiem For A Dream remake except instead of that orchestral composition by Chronos Quartet the primary backing song of the film is "No Cock Like Horse Cock".
 
Vect said:
He mentioned his dealer once on Sardonicast, and his (I think) crack addiction, and it was very awkward. I can't even remember why.

I followed a lot of people on YouTube that gave up because the restrictions on content became overbearing and YMS does complain about it often, and it likely conflicts with his obsessive sense of perfection. I may just turn his best videos into a playlist and unsubscribe.

I'm not watching his health update video, but I'm just going to guess that his deteriorating motivation is leading to bad lifestyle choices that he refuses to acknowledge. His watch-alongs helped me get through some slower movies that I wouldn't be able to enjoy otherwise, but it looks like his tenure is coming to an end. To be fair, the average lifespan of a YouTube career is about a decade.
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I remember it to him having a serious coke addiction at 15.
I used to listen to sardonicast when I did roadwork but that’s years ago so a bit foggy.

And the way he quit coke (allegedly) was just deleting his dealers number since he lived rural and still with his parents
 
Tony2Timez said:
Honestly I used to really enjoy Ralph's old videos. He was generally entertaining as a reviewer, and some of the skits he did were pretty funny, or at the very least had effort put into them. I liked his recurring Zack Snyder cameos.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kxrlKqkW5IY:2182
It sucks to see how much the quality of his output has regressed when you compare the vids he made when he was a teenager to what he's doing now. His new stuff is so boring and bland, and he just looks unwell, too. I'm not saying he has to be constantly making quips or doing skits to be entertaining, but he's just so dry and lifeless now.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VgdNXhNr55o:37
I guess years of doing a podcast with Adam and having to interact with the gross YMS fanbase by osmosis sucks the life out of you.
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I used to really like Ralph's videos. I thought he was pretty funny. Was.

His "Love on a Leash" video is probably my favorite review from him:

 
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