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curbside2 said:

TLDR: Degenrate man’s lifestyle catches up to him. All his gay friends are killing themselves, he had a co dependent relationship with his dead best friend, and he ruined his relationship with his three year long boyfriend. He has SIBO which is four times more likely to be found in gay men. He has sever depression, anxiety, and panic attacks to the point that he’s bed ridden. He has to fire his editors because he can’t leave his bed. He could fix himself if he quit drugs/alcohol, started eating clean, quit the degenerate sex, and became more active with his direct family.
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"My body wasn't digesting food, it all just passed through"

Yeah maybe if you weren't eating literal slop because you don't chew for some fucking reason

Also LOL Canadian healthcare.

Also LOL he went to a naturopath
 
Oh God guys he just released a health update.

I know one of you fuckers predicted this lol.

Adam just stop dude. You sit in a chair at a desk.

Gotta get that sweet sweet sympathy.

Oh by the way, it’s an hour long. My god…..
 
Nick Obre said:
"My body wasn't digesting food, it all just passed through"

Yeah maybe if you weren't eating literal slop because you don't chew for some fucking reason

Also LOL Canadian healthcare.

Also LOL he went to a naturopath
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Wonder if he honestly said he doesn't chew his food when the "doc" asked about his lifestyle and eating habits, or if he kept that little tidbit to himself. For as crazy as many naturopaths are, at the very least the "natural" part requires them to support natural eating habits. Like chewing your food. I presume the only reason he supports naturopathy is cause it's counter culture. Much like how he's not chewing his food simply because "the man" says so.
Apologies if it was in the audio, I don't have the mental fortitude for an hour of his voice right now.
 
I'll be fair about the narutopath bit, he does express some distrust about it, but went with it because LOL Canadian healthcare. He needs a colonoscopy and they won't give it to him until like December I think he said, so he's grasping at straws for alternatives.

A fucking leaf.
 
>refuse to chew food for years
>suddenly, for no reason at all, get condition where food just passes through your body without being broken down
>try weird homeopathic remedies at the same time you’re popping pills and lying in bed for days at a time
>”WHY DO I FEEL LIKE SHIT ALL THE TIME???”
 
Nick Obre said:
I'll be fair about the narutopath bit, he does express some distrust about it, but went with it because LOL Canadian healthcare. He needs a colonoscopy and they won't give it to him until like December I think he said, so he's grasping at straws for alternatives.

A fucking leaf.
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Not saying leaf healthcare doesn't cause unreasonably long waits often, but to be told to wait until December (and I presume not being told he's on the waitlist for a dropout) for a colonoscopy feels like he's asking for something unnecessary for solving his issues or he's exaggerating to us just how bad his symptoms are related to this. For all we know his main issues are malnutrition and liver problems and not just his colon being upset by his life choices. Every city is different, but if you're that low on the list it's likely not seen as a necessity or that important. A few months sure, over half a year? Nah. And reasonably, if the doc knows the bacterial overgrowth isn't at danger levels, knows the general state of his bowels already, knows his issues are caused by his own unhealthy habits, and knows things won't be fixed unless Adam changes things, a colonoscopy will only confirm things are irritated due to what has already been diagnosed. Why put him before someone who needs a diagnosis beyond "chew your food, take a probiotic, and be careful when you take it up the ass faggot"? If things were serious down there he'd have gotten shoved into an emergency slot or triaged for a sooner appointment.
Maybe I'm too cynical but my Munchie senses are tingling. Not full munch, but self victimization based on self induced deterioration fixed by a hard look in the mirror and a lifestyle change. Not more tests to find things he can point to as causes rather than symptoms of his choices
 
For someone who at some point had two apartments, a colonoscopy is nothing. Just go private, asshole. Left the Leaf healthcare system to the poor.
 
What he left out is in the last few podcast episodes he's been getting into slap fights with his friends involving his dogshit opinions on movies lately, very interesting timing.

Guess the Lion King review is never getting finished either lmao
 
He does say he suspects his symptoms continuing this long (despite medication and nothing weird showing up on all of the tests he’s been doing) is because it’s psychosomatic and I think he’s probably right.

I think a lot of it is in his head or at least being made much worse because of ‘muh mentals’.
 
So... he has no energy or time to do anything productive but he can spend 70 minutes monologuing about his health issues? This could have been summarised with a paragraph and he would have got all the affirmations and asspats he needs.

Oh, I just heard him say he wants this video to be monetised because he needs the money. Imagine running ads on this!

I hate this kind of thing so much, top hat me if you must but I have seen so many people in real life go through much worse than this (including actual family members including children dying) and they get a tiny grace period before being told to go back to work or they will be out in the cold.

Not to mention, hardly anyone I work with doesn't have some kind of physical or mental health complaint (mostly real, unlike YMS' psychosomatic conditions) and they have no choice but to put it aside and show up to work or they will end up on the street.

What a whiny, entitled cocksucker this guy is. Just get off the frigging couch and go for a walk you lazy slag.
 
Womble of Wimbledon said:
So... he has no energy or time to do anything productive but he can spend 70 minutes monologuing about his health issues? This could have been summarised with a paragraph and he would have got all the affirmations and asspats he needs.

Oh, I just heard him say he wants this video to be monetised because he needs the money. Imagine running ads on this!

I hate this kind of thing so much, top hat me if you must but I have seen so many people in real life go through much worse than this (including actual family members including children dying) and they get a tiny grace period before being told to go back to work or they will be out in the cold.

Not to mention, hardly anyone I work with doesn't have some kind of physical or mental health complaint (mostly real, unlike YMS' psychosomatic conditions) and they have no choice but to put it aside and show up to work or they will end up on the street.

What a whiny, entitled cocksucker this guy is. Just get off the frigging couch and go for a walk you lazy slag.
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Independent of (deserved) judgement. He’s going to completely fuck his career if he doesn’t start cranking videos out. Then he’s going to be really fucked when he has to work a real job.
 
curbside2 said:
Independent of (deserved) judgement. He’s going to completely fuck his career if he doesn’t start cranking videos out. Then he’s going to be really fucked when he has to work a real job.
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I was thinking the same thing. Not too PL myself, but this type of shit really annoys me. If I can get up and go to work with brain tumors everyday, and perform manual labor, with all the symptoms that entails…. You’d think this guy could sit at a fucking computer and talk about a movie.

I love how people like this act like editing is just such a draining task. You sit in a seat and click stuff.
 
curbside2 said:

TLDR: Degenrate man’s lifestyle catches up to him. All his gay friends are killing themselves, he had a co dependent relationship with his dead best friend, and he ruined his relationship with his three year long boyfriend. He has SIBO which is four times more likely to be found in gay men. He has sever depression, anxiety, and panic attacks to the point that he’s bed ridden. He has to fire his editors because he can’t leave his bed. He could fix himself if he quit drugs/alcohol, started eating clean, quit the degenerate sex, and became more active with his direct family.
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Thank you I didn't want to sit through an hour just to learn all that. Seriously why is the video an hour.

What is with gay men and quack doctors too? Also sounds like Adam has an eating disorder of some kind. Surely some Anachan would know.

Really at this point you might as well make a Deadpool for the guy. I will be shocked if he even attempts to turn one of his vices around. Expect him to become another number in studies about gay men dying far too young.
 
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Sneedposting said:
So does anyone else think most of his problems would go away if he'd just chew his food?
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I know Null theorised that he propably also had bullimia or something else where you puke alot, because his face looks inflamed.
So his teeth might be ruined
 
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