💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.8%
  • Total voters
    686
John Andrews Stan said:
Melendez started flipping the fuck out on a variety of people, including Anthony Cumia, in such a very public and unhinged way — while also revealing himself to be an amoral, gutter-dwelling cunt — that his lunacy demanded to be documented.
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He thought he was star material when he was really just an ascended Wack Packer. He was funny when he was tard wrangled and aimed in the right direction by Stern, but basically worthless on his own. Sort of like Jackie Martling but with less talent and more autism.

Hell, even Stern himself would have been a flailing failure without Robin Quivers to tard wrangle him.
AncientPhosphur said:
It’s going to end like American Beauty (Nick’s favorite movie) where Aaron gets gunned down by Nick for rejecting his advances.
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It's a shitpost, I know, but Aaron should seriously consider a restraining order so if he has to shoot the dumb son of a bitch he has some legal grounds to stand on. Maybe he could ask Branca for some advice on that.
Vernon Dozier said:
I need the autism stickers please. I grew up listening to Stern, sad what became of him.
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He's doing fine, has fuck you money, and it would be more pathetic if he kept up the "shock jock" schtick long after it went stale. I actually think he's a good interviewer and can get questions answered by people who ordinarily would refuse to answer them. If you can tolerate him being an absolute brown-nosing cocksucker (he has a tendency to interview people he hero-worships), they're pretty interesting sometimes.

About the only super annoying thing about him was he's a deranged germophobe (always has been) and sperged so hard about COVID that even Taylor Lorenz would tell him to lol calm down.
 
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Melty Butter said:
Ann does not want children with Aaron (this seems to be a relief to him)—she's 38, so Aaron's age this time 'round. They watch Lifetime movies together as a joke but genuinely seem to enjoy them. Aaron, who seems to be quite the romantic, is definitely smitten and has not ruled out marriage (his chat has asked). She finds the entire Dabbleverse nonsense to be exactly that. Good girl.
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She's cute and that seems wholesome.
Another win for the toe!
 
Desktop User2 said:
About Imholte´s criticism here specifically, I see extremely little of it, mostly notorious Balldoguards and the extreme opposite of them in @Balldo's Gate but Melton gets infinitely more abuse with 0 pushback. I´m not that assiduous tho but that is my impression.
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My desire to not help Nick in any way (even inadvertently) by leveling much criticism at his enemies is not shared by everybody, and BG is a prime example. It's just a personal choice of mine.

I figure if there was any validity at all to Nick's claim that Aaron was doing coke during STMS/STES @Balldo's Gate would have absolutely put out an effort post about it by now. Just like he did with the drug use and "corner demon" with Rekieta. I would likely accept his analysis (as he's often right) and call Aaron a stupid faggot.

That that hasn't happened yet tells me that Nick is simply full of shit and projecting. Which is basically all he's got left given that his own vile sins are laid bare and beyond dispute.

Another problem with Aaron criticism is that WAY too much of it is wrapped up in that fat pedo fuck. It feels like 95% of the people who hate Aaron absolutely love Melton. Even Nick ended up going that route.

The difference between BG and the Meltonites is that BG dislikes Aaron, but is fair. The Meltonites dislike Aaron, and they're retarded.

Aaron has some of the most disgusting alogs I have ever seen. I want no part of assisting them in any way, and I make no apologies for that.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Not far off.

He literally claimed, back in March, that Anne/SP has Aaron on coke.

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This is 1000% projection, and him trying (and failing) to will into existence the same observations that were used against him last year. The ones that proved correct and ultimately led to his arrest.

"A-A-a-ron is on coke too! Look! LOOK! He took a 5 minute break! Kiwis! Kiwis! Don't you see it?!"
:really:

He's delusional. He's pathetic.

See, this is one of the reasons I don't want to go in too hard on Aaron, or Kurt, or Karmic, or any of those people. I'm not interested in helping this retard in any of his retarded jihads, and neither should anybody else. The best I can usually muster is "Yeah, that was dumb I guess, but at least they didn't feed an 8 year old cocaine."
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Totally makes sense why he was complaining a while back (when :really: still had some credibility and dignity left) how his "big meetings" with media people didn't go anywhere. Nick was puzzled that after meeting him in person, serious business people stopped taking his calls :story: but look at what he is now.

At some point in the run of his show, Jerry Springer stopped caring about pretending to be a serious talk show, and out came the midgets and circus freaks to entertain the audience after the 567th revelation that Cletus or DeShawn is not the father.
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That's where Nick's career is now, after Hackamania. A modern geek show. The drunkstreams, cuckoldry and balldo burned down his successful streaming career, that at one point looked headed for mainstream success and easy big money. It was still possible he might do a post trial redemption arc (:really: those NERD Christians love a redemption arc!) and claw back some kind of respect, maybe even revive his small town law firm.

But the Hackamania stuff - the disgusting, unrepentant skeeziness of the junkie asshole flaunting his degeneracy to a small cocoon of elderly sociopathic losers in Las Vegas, with no care that his wife, children and neighbors will find out about all the nasty sex shit he was bragging on - just salted the earth for :really: ever being respected by normies or having any kind of conventional success. He's in Juju the Cow and Jack Goldman territory forever. Brokedick Nick coulda been on Fox News, Daily Wire, warming up audiences for :trump:. Now he's what? A stand-up cuckold? Great jorb, Nick. :shit-eating:
 
Captain Manning said:
That that hasn't happened
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The worst they managed was gay, made up drama over his status as a boxing coach, which he and the owner of the gym have been mocking them for relentlessly.

What I think is particularly telling is that the "Aaron is a Domestic Abuser" accusations that that are so often posted by his most mentally challenged alogs without question, is now being publicly posted by Nick, after all his attempts to trigger Aaron, by relentlessly harassing him, have failed.

What will he do next? Show up at his house and scream obscenities, shit in the driveway, spray paint "Gooooooooooooooooo" on his car?
 
I stumbled upon a clip of some streamers I've never heard of called Thermo and RCBandit going through the CGoody obituary guestbook. I almost fucking died when I saw Energii King in there. They must not be too familiar with the sektur because they literally thought the message from Ronnie Ralph was a genuine message from someone who knew Cory, which was also hilarious.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
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Todd Peterson is Aaron’s lawyer.
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After how much skelly has shit-talked Kolb so publicly to such an almost discipline-worthy degree, one could have hoped for that draft pick solely to see the seethe levels cranked up to 11, but either way the Barneswalker doesn't stand a fucking chance. SUFFAH!
 
deeman said:
Based on his hand-writing, i believe it's the "charm of a mongoloyd" that's his big pull,
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It's horrifying. I facepalmed a little. No wonder he didn't finish college (I believe I have that right). How did he get into college? Having said that, his words are pretty heartbreaking. He was fighting for his marriage. Glory to the divorce gods that he failed.
Captain Manning said:
Hell, maybe he even thinks MNPR *is* Aaron.
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I'm convinced he believes that.
Captain Manning said:
Another problem with Aaron criticism is that WAY too much of it is wrapped up in that fat pedo fuck. It feels like 95% of the people who hate Aaron absolutely love Melton. Even Nick ended up going that route.
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Exactly this. I find myself going back to @Balldo's Gate OP frequently because it's very fact-based and comprehensive, though I'm sure it'll be due for an update considering this current chapter. (What a time to be alive, and all that...)

Other criticisms of Aaron are so wrapped up in Dabbleverse retardation it's hard to desipher what's real vs fiction. One of the best parts of the Farms is that the truth usually rises to the top, and currently - despite all of Aaron's MANY moral failings - he's looking pretty damn good, at least in comparison to the subject of this thread. A very low bar.
 
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B-A-L-L-D-O_Season-2.webp off to a flying start. Double the cuckoldry, double the lolsuits, double the fun!
I think Aaron is finally seeking to pull the trigger and get a TRO/HRO.
It seems this game of legal chicken between Aaron and Melton, weighing harassment against generating content has become unbalanced on the scales for him.
 
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Sexual Chocolate said:
It was still possible he might do a post trial redemption arc (:really: those NERD Christians love a redemption arc!) and claw back some kind of respect, maybe even revive his small town law firm.
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That will not happen without the intervention of a higher power, and the very concept of a higher power is inconceivable to Lord Balldo the Omnimpotent.

This fag needs him some Jesus. But you have to ask for that shit.
 
Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
I stumbled upon a clip of some streamers I've never heard of called Thermo and RCBandit going through the CGoody obituary guestbook. I almost fucking died when I saw Energii King in there. They must not be too familiar with the sektur because they literally thought the message from Ronnie Ralph was a genuine message from someone who knew Cory, which was also hilarious.
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Oh, that's gonna get sweeped for sure!

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I lol'd. I'm guessing I'm going to hell now. 😆
 
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It's crazy that Rackets and Aaron, who both profess to be Christian dads or even sometimes paragons of Western morality, could have avoided fucking up their lives so badly and prolongedly if they'd just remembered one of the 10 commandments in the first place.

"thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife."
 
AnOminous said:
That will not happen without the intervention of a higher power, and the very concept of a higher power is inconceivable to Lord Balldo the Omnimpotent.

This fag needs him some Jesus. But you have to ask for that shit.
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:really: I need Jesus. He is a sinner who knows how to party at Gay 90's unlike you incel prude nerd dorks.
 
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