💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.8%
  • Total voters
    686
AnOminous said:
It's hilarious how this stupid retard thinks when he goes off camera for over 30 fucking times and suddenly comes back with an obviously depeened nitrous voice and nodding off and drooling on himself, that he is somehow conning anyone.

Dude, we ALL know what you're doing.

You are not fooling ANYONE.
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Oxyjen said:
It would be typical Nick behavior to be doing this deliberately. Just the same as dropping hints about his Jamaican cuck resort exploits, he wanted the “cool” people in the audience to know, and revel in breaking those boundaries.

Why is he persisting in getting fucked up on stream? I think he’s trying to recapture the magic of when he had 100k viewers and money rolling in, for being sloshed on whiskey. He can’t stream sober, there’s no point!

He also “owns the haydurs” by flaunting non compliance with the government, and is betting (probably correctly) that it doesn’t make any difference.
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Additionally, Nick doesn't care about the truth, he cares about what you can prove. Is it true that he's huffing nitrous? Not until it shows up on a tox screen! Checkmate, haters! Nitrous doesn't ever show up on a tox screen.

Publicly flaunting his drug use gives him a sense of superiority and power. Yes, I'm breaking my parole, but what are you going to do about it, hmm?

He's smarter than the people who don't clock what's going on, popular with those who clock it but think it's cool, and more powerful than those who disapprove but can't do anything to stop him.
 
Congrats Nick, you got your long-sought revenge.
Now back to your court-ordered streaming job that loses 10% of viewership per week.
 
Hamburger Detractor said:
But because he pissed everything away and gets drunk yelling about Trump on youtube the Dabbleverse came together to point their fingers
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I have to correct the record here. That’s really not an accurate representation of why the DV came to exist. Melendez started flipping the fuck out on a variety of people, including Anthony Cumia, in such a very public and unhinged way — while also revealing himself to be an amoral, gutter-dwelling cunt — that his lunacy demanded to be documented. Similar to Aaron Imholte’s case, I never got into watching the shows that clown him because his full-time observers are such hateworthy people that my disgust far outweighed any entertainment value I might have otherwise derived from watching them. And I say this as a person who has hate boners for Rekieta, Tomlinson, Scalfani and many others.

TL;DR John Melendez deserves everything he gets and so do those who have made a profession out of documenting him. None of them are worthy of white-knighting.
 
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It is wild to me that last night I was just thinking this sounds like a lifetime style movie that only ends one way: with a violent confrontation and someone dead. Having no idea he posted this. There is a legal way to handle this Nicky. And I hope both men can keep their shit together. But I’m starting to wonder and worry how this ends.
 

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Tomato flowers said:
Everyone shits on Aaron but the ladies sure seem to line up for him. I think these faggots are just jealous.
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Prokhor Zakharov said:
One thing you can say for Aaron, for being an average looking nerd, he does seem to pull attractive women (I'm not including Kayla in that, to me she has always looked like a half dead zombie).
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Based on his hand-writing, i believe it's the "charm of a mongoloyd" that's his big pull, i mean, i write for shit when noting things down, but if i were to write to a lady or someone of importance, i know how to fucking pull it off without looking like a five year old dotted things down for mother's day.
 
iheartnick said:
It is wild to me that last night I was just thinking this sounds like a lifetime style movie that only ends one way: with a violent confrontation and someone dead. Having no idea he posted this. There is a legal way to handle this Nicky. And I hope both men can keep their shit together. But I’m starting to wonder and worry how this ends.
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It’s going to end like American Beauty (Nick’s favorite movie) where Aaron gets gunned down by Nick for rejecting his advances.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I have to correct the record here. That’s really not an accurate representation of why the DV came to exist. Melendez started flipping the fuck out on a variety of people, including Anthony Cumia, in such a very public and unhinged way — while also revealing himself to be an amoral, gutter-dwelling cunt — that his lunacy demanded to be documented. Similar to Aaron Imholte’s case, I never got into watching the shows that clown him because his full-time observers are such hateworthy people that my disgust far outweighed any entertainment value I might have otherwise derived from watching them. And I say this as a person who has hate boners for Rekieta, Tomlinson, Scalfani and many others.

TL;DR John Melendez deserves everything he gets and so do those who have made a profession out of documenting him. None of them are worthy of white-knighting.
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It was a gloss over, but from what I understand that was the point Karl from WATP first covered SJ's podcast. Then John had to sperg out at him and Karl covered him a couple more times but it wasn't a topic on every show yet. I'm not sure if that was before or after John was fighting with Cumia but then of course Karl jumped back in harder to suck up to Ant and because it gave him a huge bump in his audience getting the O&A and Howard fans. Then it all snowballed from Chrissy Mare saying "I heard you dabbled in comedy" to cause another John meltdown and they got their official name. Shuli sticking his Jew nose into it made every show start obsessing over John and that became the Dabbleverse of today.
 
Melty Butter said:
Looks like Strawberry Nesquik
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Or Strawberry Quick... The fictional drug that trolls email schools to scare troll them into having school wide assemblies to make sure the students don't take any free samples from sketchy strangers that are supposed to get them hooked on it.

I remember having an "urgent assembly" regarding the stuff back in 2006ish. Took 5 seconds on Google to figure out it was all a joke, which none of the staff seemed to be able to do. As of late it's still being used to troll schools in the UK at least.

It's apparently made to taste like nesquik to lure in children more easily. Imo, that's clearly a bottle of strawberry quick, the totally real drug. Conclusion: Nick is dealing strawberry quick to children. Maybe even his own children.
 
Folgers Can said:
Fortunately debating the finer points of balancing First Amendment rights against narrowly protected privacy interests would be moot now anyway, since this dipshit's tweetstorm last night just went ahead and squarely implicated classic safety interests that the HRO statute was made for anyway. Obviously there's no unironic explicit threat and his usual "never said that" pilpul and/or "just jokes" defense would even be right, but as a practical matter almost any judge would just look at the last nine months of sheer lunacy and take Aaron at his word about any intimidating effect of this shit:

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With those Xeets and what happened at Hackamania I think Aaron easily could get an TRO against Nick. It would be an cost effective way that would not need big lawyer-fees. And I would think getting an TRO against yourself might be seen as a violation of probation for Nick as it would indicate not being lawabiding.
 
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> Random Twitter User: neat. why are you still talking about your ex-boyfriend while huffing whippets?
> Rekieta "Law": Because he isn't dead yet.

What I get from this:
(1) Rekieta is jokingly implying that he is huffing whippets;
(2) Rekieta seems focused on Aaron's life ruination.

He tweeted a lot yesterday. His preparation for Mother's Day mostly consisted of thinking and writing about Aaron.
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Tweet Date (CDT)Tweet IDAuthorTweet TextTweet URL
2025-05-11 2:35:001921469284191969788RekietaLawOnly if they actually grow.
2025-05-11 2:35:001921469135868834009RekietaLawJust the first one. Didn't have time for others
2025-05-11 1:51:001921458055125852612RekietaLawNot many people have multiple hours of live show dedicated to their cum.
2025-05-11 1:50:001921457865342026134RekietaLawWell, it was from me, but not on me.
2025-05-11 1:47:001921457129136771235RekietaLawI heard being a grower was bad.
2025-05-11 1:46:001921456768950899165RekietaLawI bid you good luck
2025-05-11 1:43:001921456218825965997RekietaLawWe didn't want your room temp takes, so we brought a fridge.
2025-05-11 1:40:001921455342895899087RekietaLawHe looked terrible in that video compared to how terrible he always looks.
2025-05-10 23:29:001921422300974399700RekietaLawYep!
2025-05-10 23:28:001921422155998282065RekietaLawNope!
2025-05-10 22:55:001921413907496702099RekietaLawAmerica is cool
2025-05-10 22:55:001921413835434393820RekietaLawSure? Wouldn't know!
2025-05-10 22:42:001921410487033438387RekietaLawDo you see any kids in this picture?
2025-05-10 22:27:001921406690273980809RekietaLawOpiates are horrifying.
2025-05-10 22:18:001921404510557090215RekietaLawTired of getting validation from pretend losers so I went to the actual ones.
2025-05-10 22:17:001921404276724601331RekietaLawNormally I would have but@pmeltbooked a hotel (sort of) that has a shower bi-plane
2025-05-10 22:16:001921404009694278037RekietaLawAaron Imholte abused April. There.
2025-05-10 22:16:001921403905348395055RekietaLawThanks!
2025-05-10 22:14:001921403447061938448RekietaLawNope! It was a cum free Vegas trip.
2025-05-10 22:13:001921403271647789254RekietaLawChrist, that would be horrid.
2025-05-10 22:12:001921403063878774825RekietaLawGood!
2025-05-10 22:11:001921402799880868139RekietaLawA lonely dork.
2025-05-10 22:10:001921402610562617577RekietaLawYes.
2025-05-10 22:10:001921402435593007229RekietaLawStay busy. Oh, and if I do i go to prison.
2025-05-10 22:05:001921401169617793095RekietaLawI had no trouble.
I'm USED to being on substances, so it's just a learning curve not having them
2025-05-10 22:03:001921400861080563868RekietaLawBecause he isn't dead, yet
2025-05-10 22:02:001921400597887979541RekietaLawAaron isn't funny.
2025-05-10 22:02:001921400424004829497RekietaLawNot this time. Was WAY harder than normal!
2025-05-10 22:01:001921400175597154405RekietaLawOf course. I probably have to tomorrow anyway!
2025-05-10 22:00:001921400102108713376RekietaLawThat's kinda what I do.
2025-05-10 22:00:001921400011356541235RekietaLawI am ok with this. You taking Skyline or struts?
2025-05-10 21:59:001921399808796881039RekietaLawNone of this is correct, bud. April is employed and doing just fine without me, and certainly better than when aaron was abusing her.
2025-05-10 21:57:001921399291202998283RekietaLawThat's how we do it.#respec
2025-05-10 21:57:001921399125150449735RekietaLawGet it, surrogate cool guy.
2025-05-10 21:56:001921399022410981549RekietaLawFuck, that's a good argument.
I'm bad with names...?
2025-05-10 21:53:001921398273559969849RekietaLawI wasn't going to be gone over mother's day and I wasn't going to miss my daughters' dance recitals. I never miss stuff like this.
2025-05-10 21:51:001921397606242034007RekietaLawOh, ok. Sorry.
2025-05-10 21:50:001921397479657832563RekietaLawI had a blast without any of them.
2025-05-10 21:50:001921397362745831501RekietaLawFirst rule...it's private.
2025-05-10 21:46:001921396551508738520RekietaLawI'm proud to say i went to Vegas and didn't steal anyone's wife, drink, or do any drugs at all despite being offered all of those things.#anewday
2025-05-10 21:45:001921396163787280387RekietaLawHe should drop it in superchats on my show OR atsupertip.gg/rl
2025-05-10 21:44:001921395920597385245RekietaLawImagine what cool places I'll go next!
2025-05-10 21:43:001921395617835720760RekietaLawNo, he calls his current girlfriend slam piece. Her name is Anne.
2025-05-10 21:42:001921395408636404063RekietaLawIt's funny because he was so proud of this letter. Showed it to me and was like "dude, pretty good, right?"
2025-05-10 21:41:001921395170752315675RekietaLawHow would any of this be a win? A retard exposed my private life to harm my wife and me because he couldn't cope with his inadequacy as a father and husband, as well as his tiny penis.
The shit he has done gets people put in the fucking dirt. Good thing I'm pro life.
2025-05-10 21:38:001921394442361045013RekietaLawNailed it.
2025-05-10 21:35:001921393751089459294RekietaLawYou being excited that I replied to you isn't new to me, kid
2025-05-10 21:34:001921393512869667229RekietaLawThey would be hearsay, dummy. I'd subpoena April to say it in person.
2025-05-10 21:33:001921393089035337757RekietaLawThis wasn't a goodbye letter. This was a "take me back letter." He had also started courting slam piece before giving this to April.
2025-05-10 21:31:001921392700693041448RekietaLawHackamania was awesome. Will be happy to be a stupid nerd again any time they do it.
Hey, if you took a selfie with me, DM it to me or post it and tag me or whatever. Everyone i met was chill, except for that one midget who yelled at me and HURT MY FEELINGS.
2025-05-10 21:27:001921391808262623406RekietaLawMan, he sure seems to LIKE EATING CUM
2025-05-10 21:25:001921391171634360750RekietaLawMy kids are going to be just fine. Because I love them, they love me, and there's no one in the world I would be ok with over them.
2025-05-10 21:22:001921390440072307102RekietaLawYou said it was presented the same time as it happened, and yet, you're describing it being presented 5 months after the divorce.
Are you broken?
2025-05-10 21:11:001921387757575733418RekietaLawIf it was presented as the text happened at the same time as the incident, how would you know it was 5 months after the divorce?
Did you do too much molly? Kinda dumb.
2025-05-10 21:04:001921385938447433817RekietaLawCorrupting and destroying?
The fucking fantasy of these people...
2025-05-10 18:35:001921348501830500435RekietaLawI had an event i agreed to do several months ago. I will resume on Monday.
2025-05-10 18:34:001921348053203648628RekietaLawCope harder, seetheotron
2025-05-10 18:31:001921347399504577000RekietaLawI'm sitting next to her right now. Told Melton from the start I had to be home Saturday morning.
2025-05-10 18:25:001921345958421397975RekietaLawI'm guessing we'll have dinner and go to my daughters' dance recital. Stop being a fag.
2025-05-10 18:22:001921345240545235364RekietaLawI would have made my dick way bigger.
It's signal. You should try it.
2025-05-10 18:21:001921344875284353101RekietaLawAlways
2025-05-10 15:16:001921298390232555563RekietaLawOh dammit
2025-05-10 15:13:001921297631910691104RekietaLawYes there is.
2025-05-10 15:10:001921296847873675520RekietaLaw#anytime
2025-05-10 15:07:001921296143037727021RekietaLawIt's for eating grape nuts one at a time.
2025-05-10 13:00:001921264022147469606RekietaLawYou promised to rape that woman. Take your shit moralizing and buy a ticket to greenland.
2025-05-10 12:55:001921262818478666180RekietaLawOf course it's gross, it should have remained private. But a butthurt dork decided to ruin that privacy. Dorks should be bullied, so i hear...
2025-05-10 12:51:001921261865323163822RekietaLawNah, i can only have 10mg a day...no desire to abuse adderall.
2025-05-10 11:34:001921242494433415438RekietaLawHe got a delicious treat...
2025-05-10 11:33:001921242165201527087RekietaLawMost adderall i ever took was 30mg. Didn't do anything cool
2025-05-10 11:30:001921241566087196873RekietaLawMy semen sold more tickets than your stand up.
2025-05-10 11:20:001921238854851313745RekietaLawOh, now this is the meanest tweet I've seen in a while. Holy shit.
2025-05-10 11:10:001921236456799908080RekietaLawHahahahaha
2025-05-10 6:50:001921170864701084003RekietaLawHere
2025-05-10 6:04:001921159405195640972RekietaLawLmao.
I'm sure a vegas hotel is very concerned about someone with ""documented drug charges"" Have fun!
2025-05-10 5:03:001921144039291662407RekietaLawHe didn't ask.
2025-05-10 4:58:001921142700750889008RekietaLawGod,@VitoComedylooks good.
2025-05-10 3:48:001921125121135137158RekietaLawStarted when I was 15, never stopped.
 
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Can we get a poll on how much longer Nick will avoid going to jail?

How long until Nick Rekieta fails probation?
-Less than a year
-1 year
-2 years
-3 years
-4 years
-He will be fine, you NERDS!
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
> Random Twitter User: neat. why are you still talking about your ex-boyfriend while huffing whippets?
> Rekieta "Law": Because he isn't dead yet.

What I get from this:
(1) Rekieta is jokingly implying that he is huffing whippets;
(2) Rekieta seems focused on Aaron's life ruination.
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Agree on #2, but as for #1, my takeaway is that he's not even bothering to deny he's doing whippets.

He's 100% doing whippets.

Also, he doesn't deny the ex-boyfriend part, either.

Honestly, he should be more pissed off at MNPR than anyone else. MNPR fucked Nick harder than Aaron (pun intended). But MNPR has good OPSEC, and the homolust is strong, so Aaron it is...

Hell, maybe he even thinks MNPR *is* Aaron.
 
Jershua Coomer Troon said:
Can we get a poll on how much longer Nick will avoid going to jail?

How long until Nick Rekieta fails probation?
-Less than a year
-1 year
-2 years
-3 years
-4 years
-He will be fine, you NERDS!
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I give it early next year, by the ordained will of Lolcowdom, Monty is going to smite Nick in court, causing him to lose even more many tens of thousands of his grandparents' money.
The Rustang be repo'ed for non-payment of servicing bills. Nick wi

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Prokhor Zakharov said:
One thing you can say for Aaron, for being an average looking nerd, he does seem to pull attractive women (I'm not including Kayla in that, to me she has always looked like a half dead zombie).
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It's an age thing. When you're in your late teens/early twenties, women all chasing the alpha chad bad boy and have no interest in the boring low-income guy next door.

By the time you make your late 30's, there's no shortage of desperate women who are about to hit the wall, so they'll make a last ditch effort to settle for anybody who is clean, presentable and gainfully employed in an attempt to avoid spending the rest of their life as a childless cat woman.

Men who lived the incel lifestyle in their youth will often seek to exploit this new found desirability and plough as many as possible now they finally have the chance to do so.
 
Melty Butter said:
Ann does not want children with Aaron (this seems to be a relief to him)—she's 38, so Aaron's age this time 'round. They watch Lifetime movies together as a joke but genuinely seem to enjoy them.
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:really:"What? Enjoy each other's company? They must be doing coke or whippets and swinging because it's impossible to just have a healthy relationship!"
 
Captain Manning said:
Hell, maybe he even thinks MNPR *is* Aaron.
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Nick IS stupid. He still thinks Aaron called the cops on him leading to the raid. He denies it was mandatory reporters and his own drunken abusive behavior as noted in the community that lead up to the arrest all while streaming in such a fucked up coked out state it was clearly obvious. There was another win for the Toe entirely because one day he had a moment of post nut clarity, pulled his penis out of Kayla, and decided “This is fucked” and left and that made Nick absolutely furious. Imagine the scenario if Aaron stayed and was arrested during the raid.
 
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