💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.9%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 167 24.1%
  • Total voters
    692
Late, but Nick's cope was that YouTube was throttling him:

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Balldo said:
Someone a few days ago (thus many, many pages ago) asked a question that I don't recall anyone following up on.

Q: Did Nick ever buy his kids typical rich kid items?
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He bought a massage chair, hot tub, and expensive car. He also overspent on that 'art' of his, but the rest seems to have gone to drugs and travel.

Balldo said:
The one that sticks out to me was him buying an old fire truck for the kids to play on? To be fair, I only remember seeing a pic of one part of it, so it may have been a husk heading for scrap metal. But my recollection was that it was not cheap and Nick was flexing about it? Don't know that he spoiled them with other items though. For example, all of them having Ipads just seems like a typical education expense for a quasi-homeschool group like they are in.
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The story is that he bought it for next to nothing and it was motivated by Kayla who thought it was interesting.

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Also, a thought just occurred to me now that we now know how much of a liar Nick can be:

Do we really know that his version of "got fired from a bank" is true? I remember him telling it as "some guy was looking weird at me during an office meeting, then I was fired". Implication was that Nick was not trusted in the bank for some unimaginable reason, but he was unfairly treated. I trusted Nick's version at the time as I just saw him as "lawyer guy who reads Greer's book" and didn't know how funny and weird things were going to get. I never liked him that much even then, but I never thought he was lying about those kinds of life details. Now I view him as veering into Bex or Henry Rollins "Liar" levels of lying.

Sorry if this was dissected for 20 pages many years ago, I have read more of this thread than most Kiwis, but 9k is a fucking lot of pages, even using highlights.
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I do not recall this sacking story. Any idea where and when it was told?
I'm guessing that's where the second house went to.

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True, there was a time he tolerated Dick Masterson, and now he hangs out with Vito the Pedo.
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No, Juju is his e-daddy.
 
Strix454 said:
So the dabbleverse morons and Nick are going to display Nick's wife's mini-fridge which she received while she was cucking Nick with another guy.

And this is supposed to be some kind of win?
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The fridge is indeed there; I still don't get why a symbol of Nick being cucked is valued as a trophy.

The fridge, Melton and (I assume) Vito together looks like an evolution timeline.
 
StannisTheMannis said:
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The fridge is indeed there; I still don't get why a symbol of Nick being cucked is valued as a trophy.

The fridge, Melton and (I assume) Vito together looks like an evolution timeline.
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What's the over-under on Kayla's "THC gummies" still being in there? How the fuck did he even get this to Vegas? Did he force some poor luggage handler to throw that on his plane?
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
I do not recall this sacking story. Any idea where and when it was told?
I'm guessing that's where the second house went to.
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It was on a Greerstream, probably one of the ones where he and Sriracha read the book. I only found Rekeita interesting when he was covering Greer or Melinda so that story sticks in my memory.. Best way I can paraphrase it is " I was working at the bank and I got fired with no explanation. I remembered being at a meeting where someone was giving me dirty looks and then a few days later I got fired". The implication was that somebody was stealing from the bank and Nick was suspected, but there wasn't enough evidence to charge him,. Could probably find it by searching greerstream trasnscripts for "bank"? I really hadn't thought about it in years, but after seeing how MASSIVE his lies are recently, I began to wonder about that one. I don;'t really know his CV, but I'm curious if his next job was possibly a step down?

Banks do tend to have very strict termination policies where they can easily fire you for suspicion of embezzlement without necessarily having proof that would work in court. I'm guessing that varies state-to-state in terms of worker protection, but I think the law tends to let them fire people easier than other workplaces due to the seriousness of banking.
 
The Plaza is one of the older hotels left standing in Las Vegas, and as such, it's not exactly glamorous or high-end. It's also pretty large, so there's always one part of it under renovation, and another part that desperately needs renovation. In order to keep the money rolling in, particularly in the off-season, the Plaza offers group discount rates and sells off blocks of rooms to the timeshare people. These are always the very worst rooms, either in desperate need of renovation, or right next to construction areas, elevators, laundry rooms, and ice machines, because these rooms suck and aren't worth as much money. The vast majority of the bad reviews about the Plaza on Travelocity and similar sites come from people who stayed in these discount rooms, either as part of a budget tour group for old people, or as a free timeshare giveaway. The Plaza also saves its best rooms for people who book direct, so if you book through Travelocity or whatever you'll always get a worse room for the same price than if you'd gone to the Plaza's site.

The Plaza is not glamorous, but it's a decent enough middle class hotel right at the foot of Fremont Street. Fremont Street itself is really great, tons of free live music, little touristy shops, restaurants, and bars, other old-Vegas casinos, and busker weirdness to keep it interesting, while having a strong enough police presence that you're mostly safe ON FREMONT STREET. Wander a block or two off Fremont Street in any direction and you're in a 3rd world ghetto. This is true of most of Las Vegas though. The Plaza is definitely nicer and classier than, say, Circus Circus, UNLESS you get one of those discount block rooms.

I've been to Vegas a number of times, and I've come to prefer the Downtown area over the Strip due to the lively atmosphere and lower prices. Seems like the walking distances are shorter too. Still, the Strip has more luxurious free attractions like the fountain show and the art installations at Bellagio; you won't get that type of stuff Downtown. I just get an Uber over to the Strip for all that stuff now.

As such, the Plaza is a pretty good place for these fags to have their shitty event. The Plaza is probably too good for them tbh.
 
At last the cryptid appears, in a bar, with a beer within reach of one hand, and a surely non-alcoholic drink held in the other hand. I'm pretty sure he's the guy wearing sneakers with a suit and not the white t-shirt guy with a similar tat or the guy behind him, but either way the unmistakable galaxy-gassed voice starting at about 0:50 I'd recognize anywhere:

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Fun fact: while he's surely cocky about his sentencing order not mentioning this little detail, in pretty much any Minnesota county the fine print of the probation agreement he'd have signed later (without reading it thoroughly any more than he'd read Supertips TOS) would ordinarily prohibit even being present in a bar regardless of whether you piss hot for ETG or not, which leads to probation subjects' very common quibbling at violation hearings about whether a particular establishment exists primarily to serve alcohol or whether X% of its revenue coming from serving food makes it more like a restaurant than a bar, etc. Not that any of this matters because his lazy PO won't do shit.
 
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At last the cryptid appears, in a bar, with a beer within reach of one hand, and a surely non-alcoholic drink held in the other hand. I'm pretty sure he's the guy wearing sneakers with a suit and not the white t-shirt guy with a similar tat or the guy behind him, but either way the unmistakable galaxy-gassed voice starting at about 0:50 I'd recognize anywhere:
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Is it just me or is there a lot more women there? Like an order of magnitude more. I saw like five which is four more than I expected.

Edit: went back and counted, there were 15 women with name tags…
 
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Horrified Bystander said:
Is it just me or is there a lot more women there? Like an order of magnitude more. I saw like five which is four more than I expected.

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I was expecting some gathering of freaks, weirdos and Boogies but this just looks likes a fairly normal meeting of slightly elderly gentleman who are ready for the Vikings game to start. Some of the women there are actually moderately attractive.

It is nothing like, for example, one of Patrick Tomlinson's sci-fi conferences.
 
This Machine Milks Cows said:
I was expecting some gathering of freaks, weirdos and Boogies but this just looks likes a fairly normal meeting of slightly elderly gentleman who are ready for the Vikings game to start. Some of the women there are actually moderately attractive.

It is nothing like, for example, one of Patrick Tomlinson's sci-fi conferences.
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Exactly! They’re just a bunch of middle aged to late middle aged nobodies. Which is bizarre as fuck because all Pedoton’s show is about is a-loging the most milquetoast unremarkable nobody who thinks he’s somebody. Like I watched the eight seconds of the sniped stream my body can handle (before ejecting my brain out my nose) and they introduced someone to the stage as Aaron’s best friend and the crowd went nuts. Who are these retards?
 
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