💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick better make sure he is on time with all payments and finally gets to paying off his speeding tickets.
All that bullshit that he just let slide for years won't fly now that he is required to be a productive member of society.

 

[Vibralldo]

It does not really matter how exactly she consumed the cocaine.
It happened inside their house, which means Nick and Kayla are responsible.

No matter what that Skelly-faggot freak says, he will always be responsible.
The judge took away his kids and put them at his in-laws house for 6 months because of it.

That a court dropped a charge, because a CHIPS case had already gone though its paces for half a year, has nothing to do with if he was responsible or not.
It is the standard move to NOT put first time offenders in prison if they have dependents. This probation deal is as much, if not more, for the children as it is for Nick. But he is well on the way to fuck it up and talk himself into a prison sentence anyway.

All the anecdotal evidence shows that Nick's a slob that doesn't properly clean. Are we to believe the man that has a visibly filthy kitchen and streaming room will be super meticulous about ensuring the cocaine he's using is properly stored and not contaminating random surfaces in the home? Especially when he was getting as fucked up and inebriated as he was while using?

That's in addition to Nick mentioning that cops took the cocaine that was "on top of the fridge", meaning he was lying about all cocaine being secured and inaccessible, as the cops were able to easily access it.

That's all theoretical because in all likelihood Nick probably just deliberately dosed his kid with cocaine.

 

[Oxyjen]

Speaking of the fridge.
Is this the same mini fridge of legend, that steeltoe bought Kayla for her birthday and was installed at the bedside?

And which Patrick Melton then offered to buy from Nick as a trophy, and if I remember correctly this was agreed to?

So what happened? Did melton get it? Is Nick planning to hand carry it to Vegas to give to him? Or did the cops take it as evidence?

 

[Fapcop]

I have no idea how things are done in Britbong land, but that's generally not how it's done in the U.S., most of the time, unless the purchaser and dealer are both stupid. If you do that it the U.S., the postal inspector will quite possibly find it, and the feds will rape both you and the sender. You are less at risk for getting caught if you buy it in a back ally off George Floyd Blvd.

Sending drugs through the mail is how they caught FPSRussia. A case I am pretty sure Nick is familiar with because he has been on PKA with Kyle.

Nah… USPS is still the way to go. There’s like a century of precedence regarding unlawful search and seizure of mail.

Even the CIA got told off for snooping on people’s mail back in the day. There’s a postal inspector, but good luck finding that one letter that has some LSD or fentanyl strips among the millions of other letters.

Private carriers like FedEx and USPS otoh have little of those protections and they WILL go through your shit.* Unless you live in Minnesota, in which case it’s perfectly safe and recommended to send drugs through the mail, since Minnesota law says that law enforcement can’t inspect FedEx and USPS packages.

Gee, I wish I lived in MN where it’s basically risk free to get cocaine sent with a courier. Yisserees!

All the anecdotal evidence shows that Nick's a slob that doesn't properly clean.

The old adage still turns out to be true. Dirty kitchen, dirty soul.

(Or maybe it was Dirty house, dirty soul. I remember my grandma used to say it back in the day.)

 

[Lurking9e9]

Sean is fat and doesn't know what was in the sandwich he ate.... well I know it was Aaron's goo! ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

 

[Weird Ages]

At the 33:23 mark, Nick makes some lame joke about Biden signing an 8 year old instead of signing a bill into law. I wonder why he chose that particular age? Funny AND weird! I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Nick's daughter had so many coke metabolites in her hair that when Joe Biden sniffed it he said: "Hey Hunter, she must be one of yours"

 

[Captain Manning]

Nah… USPS is still the way to go. There’s like a century of precedence regarding unlawful search and seizure of mail.

Even the CIA got told off for snooping on people’s mail back in the day. There’s a postal inspector, but good luck finding that one letter that has some LSD or fentanyl strips among the millions of other letters.

Private carriers like FedEx and USPS otoh have little of those protections and they WILL go through your shit.* Unless you live in Minnesota, in which case it’s perfectly safe and recommended to send drugs through the mail, since Minnesota law says that law enforcement can’t inspect FedEx and USPS packages.

Gee, I wish I lived in MN where it’s basically risk free to get cocaine sent with a courier. Yisserees!

Look, I simply do not believe that CGoody, from Pennsylvania, was Nick's coke dealer. I simply don't. Sorry.

I think this discussion is stupid. I'm not even so much defending Cory here as I'm pointing out this particular line of speculation is baseless. I also feel the idea that Juju was sending him coke through the mail is silly too. And I loathe Juju.

The only "evidence" that CGoody was sending Nick coke is that they both do drugs, and they knew each other online. It's weak sauce.

Nick is a pathological liar, and Aaron can be a liar, but when the two of them (who hate each other's guts) can agree on something, it seems logical to me that he almost certainly scored the coke from a local(ish) dealer in MN, via a direct in-person transaction, like the both of them agree he did.

 

[Melty Butter]

Is this the same mini fridge of legend, that steeltoe bought Kayla for her birthday and was installed at the bedside?

Yes. Notably, it's also where the missing coke (inside a bullet) was sitting that Nick claims the cops snorted.

And which Patrick Melton then offered to buy from Nick as a trophy, and if I remember correctly this was agreed to?

Yes, it's been an ongoing joke on NLO.

So what happened? Did melton get it?

On Friday, Nick said he planned to send the mini-fridge to Melton to be displayed at Hackamania.

Or did the cops take it as evidence?

Apparently, not.

 

[AnOminous]

Private carriers like FedEx and USPS otoh have little of those protections and they WILL go through your shit.*

And if they do it's not Fourth Amendment protected. The exclusionary rule doesn't apply because it wasn't the government that did it. I still think anything involving federal transmission is a bad idea. You've turned a minor misdemeanor into a federal felony. Not smart.

In person in a public place like a mall food court may present slightly more chance of being immediately busted, but you don't have to worry that months down the line, you're on some dealer's squeal list when he gets pinched. Plus you get to eye out the situation before approaching and if anything is remotely sketchy, abort mission.

Gee, I wish I lived in MN where it’s basically risk free to get cocaine sent with a courier. Yisserees!

Anyway it's kind of academic. So far as we know, he apparently had a practice of driving up to St. Paul to get it, with all his bizarre obvious lies about why he was always going up there in the middle of the night, "to get jerky" being the most well known.

 

[Strix454]

So the dabbleverse morons and Nick are going to display Nick's wife's mini-fridge which she received while she was cucking Nick with another guy.

And this is supposed to be some kind of win?

 

[JamFlowMan]

Maybe they'll use the fridge as a draw for Melton's show in May. Wish it were a joke but the main draw of one of the last Dabbleverse live shows were Stuttering John;s dirty couch cushions so a cuck fridge will really put butts in the seats.

So the dabbleverse morons and Nick are going to display Nick's wife's mini-fridge which she received while she was cucking Nick with another guy.

And this is supposed to be some kind of win?

Called it back in March.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Partial crosspost from the Dick Masterson thread, Riley has been threatening to cause problems at Hackamania, with Vito having a bitchfit.
Null covered this on MATI, suggesting it's gayops to generate controversy, but the way Dick angrily grabs his phone right at the end feels genuine to me.
Maybe they're both such passive-aggressive bitches it has the appearance of insincery?

What is with child predators and wearing baseball caps? (Vito, Melton)
A sense of shame to hide their face, or is it to prevent DNA from hair being left at a crime scene?
It seems the highlights of this show will be several AI voices calling Aaron beggy for the 1204th time, TBPITU being the e-grifter version of The View and some gay shit from Nick we've likely all already heard, but elaborated on. Hackamania seems to be held together with staples and PVA glue. Do we have an estimated attendance number?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

So the dabbleverse morons and Nick are going to display Nick's wife's mini-fridge which she received while she was cucking Nick with another guy.

And this is supposed to be some kind of win?

Another Win for the Toe!
The only kind of win in the Dabbleserve.

 

[Captain Manning]

So the dabbleverse morons and Nick are going to display Nick's wife's mini-fridge which she received while she was cucking Nick with another guy.

And this is supposed to be some kind of win?

Look man...

When you don't have a whole lot to work with...

At least the "fuck Ralph festival" was online and they had actual material. I can't imagine trying to make an entire career out of alogging Aaron Imholte, much less holding a physical convention. Point and laugh at his antics once in a while, sure, but the Dabbleverse people are all pretty ridiculous if you ask me.

Riley has been threatening to cause problems at Hackamania, with Vito having a bitchfit.

Excellent. If it happens, whoever loses... we win!

 

[woodedbag]

Partial crosspost from the Dick Masterson thread, Riley has been threatening to cause problems at Hackamania, with Vito having a bitchfit.
Null covered this on MATI, suggesting it's gayops to generate controversy, but the way Dick angrily grabs his phone right at the end feels genuine to me.
Maybe they're both such passive-aggressive bitches it has the appearance of insincery?
7270888-439a444807b8b35e58389aecdd55ae83.mp4
What is with child predators and wearing baseball caps? (Vito, Melton)
A sense of shame to hide their face, or is it to prevent DNA from hair being left at a crime scene?
It seems the highlights of this show will be several AI voices calling Aaron beggy for the 1204th time, TBPITU being the e-grifter version of The View and some gay shit from Nick we've likely all already heard, but elaborated on. Hackamania seems to be held together with staples and PVA glue. Do we have an estimated attendance number?

do these people breed these fat pedophiles in a lab or something? i dont understand how this particular phenotype is so common within this circle. its just fat pedophile fat pedophile drug addict fat pedophile middle aged horse woman fat pedophile middle aged horse woman. there is almost no variance. needs to be studied.

 

[Potatoherder]

Can't wait until Nick attacks her for 'steeling' his system. Somehow I doubt she will spend most of the time trying embarrass guests with sexual questions. Do see her getting off to telling guest how much of a pervert they are either. Honestly Nick used to be super good at getting locals and subject experts on to inform his viewers. Then he decided to let his freak flag fly and only cared about that.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He's honestly just like Ethan Ralph .
Ethan Ralph was carried by his two cohosts and made a lot of money. Skelly was carried by a large cabal of lawyers while he drunkenly yapped about futanari penis and other bizarre coomer garbage. He's useless.

He even managed to do well before the lawyer panels by getting different figures to guest on his show and bring their audiences. He also deftly avoided much of the internecine fighting in/between those communities for years. He fumbled badly.

His $8k property tax bill is due in less than 2 weeks. Lets see if he wants to pay penalties and interest:

https://tax.cptmn.us/PTaxPortal/#/parcelNav/Kandiyohi/&name%3Dlord/27-805-0010/T

Nick better make sure he is on time with all payments and finally gets to paying off his speeding tickets.
All that bullshit that he just let slide for years won't fly now that he is required to be a productive member of society.

All the anecdotal evidence shows that Nick's a slob that doesn't properly clean. Are we to believe the man that has a visibly filthy kitchen and streaming room will be super meticulous about ensuring the cocaine he's using is properly stored and not contaminating random surfaces in the home? Especially when he was getting as fucked up and inebriated as he was while using?

That's in addition to Nick mentioning that cops took the cocaine that was "on top of the fridge", meaning he was lying about all cocaine being secured and inaccessible, as the cops were able to easily access it.

That's all theoretical because in all likelihood Nick probably just deliberately dosed his kid with cocaine.

His father will pay taxes for him again. Locking it in now. He will also pay for a cleaning service if needed as well.

I know that not paying taxes and bills will not violate his probation any more than a dorty house, but if Iwere his PO and looking for responsible patterns, it would count against him. Nick is delusional enough to think that no one has the right to form opinions or inferences about him outside autistically hyper-specifc terms and definitions and scope in legal matters.

Melton fans/Aaron a-logs deserve their own thread but nobody cares enough to draft the OP.

The Aaron thread and Patrick thread are good hosts for now. They are not important enough to have their own individually or severally outside the figureheads.

No one too lazy and un-DIY to put a cupboard door back on is going to be able to use a laser engraver, let alone engrave 5000 pieces of anything.

He can leave it in pieces in memory of CGoody. That's sorted now!

It wouldn't even have been that much per unit in the quantities he would have ordered. He was too lazy to individually ship them out to all 5000 or so. Imagine a social media expert not understanding how merch fulfillment works.

He wanted someone to take the orders, make, and ship it for him. This was the big hang-up that caused thr initla delay until his terminal laziness overcame him.

I find it funny (but NOT weird) that he will end up doing all the work himself if he does pull it all together.

Private carriers like FedEx and USPS otoh have little of those protections and they WILL go through your shit.* Unless you live in Minnesota, in which case it’s perfectly safe and recommended to send drugs through the mail, since Minnesota law says that law enforcement can’t inspect FedEx and USPS packages.

Gee, I wish I lived in MN where it’s basically risk free to get cocaine sent with a courier. Yisserees!

Look, I simply do not believe that CGoody, from Pennsylvania, was Nick's coke dealer. I simply don't. Sorry.

I think this discussion is stupid. I'm not even so much defending Cory here as I'm pointing out this particular line of speculation is baseless. I also feel the idea that Juju was sending him coke through the mail is silly too. And I loathe Juju.

The only "evidence" that CGoody was sending Nick coke is that they both do drugs, and they knew each other online. It's weak sauce.

Nick is a pathological liar, and Aaron can be a liar, but when the two of them (who hate each other's guts) can agree on something, it seems logical to me that he almost certainly scored the coke from a local(ish) dealer in MN, via a direct in-person transaction, like the both of them agree he did.

Even if Cory were his connection and it was/is simple as pie to get teh drugz in the post, Nick was such an incompetent retard he was documented to drive hours to Minneapolis for them.

Look no further for proof of Nick's general imbecility than the fact of the poor showing in a motivated endeavor to obtain drugs. Even when he cared, he put no effort into simplifying things. It explains his top-end please deal terms as well.

 

[chalkyresidue]

"If we're going to be held criminally liable, we may as well open ourselves up to civil liability too!"
Retardation like this is truly a sight to behold.

If you don’t have freedom, you don’t need assets. Checkmate, nerds!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I know that not paying taxes and bills will not violate his probation any more than a dorty house, but if Iwere his PO and looking for responsible patterns, it would count against him.

It won't violate him, but they can put pressure on him. It is not a sign that he understands his situation and is trying to do better.
He is still hoping for the probation to be reduced after a while, normally people do not have to do the entire amount.
I don't think it is very likely they will allow it in this case when he is refusing to behave like a normal human.

 

[woodedbag]

just saw this on HBO Max. lord balldo, aaron, i know you both read this daily. if you actually want to own the alogs and become relevant on the internet again/ever, this is your chance. please consider it. this is the type of career rejuvenation that can turn everything around for both of you