💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Sneed Force One said:
Nitter

Nick continues his Ramen cope on Xitter. We totally believe you Nick. You totally wasn't caught texting in Fatrick MAPton's livechat for multiple hours beforehand.
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I think he is implying she had the munchies after a night of hot sex... where he spent the whole night chatting with his NAMBLA buddies holding her hand while she was being fucked by someone else. I hope Hussein got some of that delicious lamen too to recover his strength.
 
@Fapcop can you confirm that you were the 4am ramen craving?

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Desktop User2 said:
I think he is implying she had the munchies after a night of hot sex... where he spent the whole night chatting with his NAMBLA buddies holding her hand while she was being fucked by someone else. I hope Hussein got some of that delicious lamen too to recover his strength.
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Ramen… ramen is limp noodles. Nick has a limp noodle. Ergo Kayla was up trying to work up Nick’s limp noodle at 4am. Failed, that’s why he’s so tired he just couldn’t get it up.

But no seriously it’s just FUNNY and WEIRD to be up at 4am with ramen of all things. He’s not even cooking up a full breakfast for his kids, probably just cooking up one of those instant ramens in a microwave. Granted with Nick’s cooking skills that’s probably a mercy to his family.
 
Yours Truly 2095 said:
Sorry for the dumb question but as I understand it if he fails probation he goes to jail for 28 days. What happens if he does so and gets out and fails again? More jail time?
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28 days in jail is something that can be moved into the future if they consider that he was a good boy. And then in future after 5 years he won't have to do it.

But if he fails probation my understanding is that he can get actual penalties like proper prison time.
 
Yours Truly 2095 said:
Sorry for the dumb question but as I understand it if he fails probation he goes to jail for 28 days. What happens if he does so and gets out and fails again? More jail time?
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The Probation Officer and the judge will attempt to get him into line in different ways. He will be punished in progressively worse ways for not complying with probation. They could threaten him with more jail time, increased drug testing or just about anything reasonable they want to do.

And if he gets totally and hopelessly off the rails and will not cooperate with them at all, the ultimate final threat is to impose the original sentence on him which would involve actual prison. But its the last resort.
 
In s surprising twist of what must be split personality disorder, Nick admits to being a vindictive cunt, AND claims to be a nice guy who thinks there is space for everyone on Youtube.
Nick is generous god and supports people, even if he thinks their content was boring. He will also leave people alone who do not want anything to do with him.. according to himself.

This guy should be in a closed psych ward.

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With his trip to Vegas today I expect he will have lots of free time to seethe on Twitter.
 
Captain Manning said:
That's why I think he freaked the fuck out and shower called Null. It's been suggested he's not just using her for sex, but also for drug acquisition and storage.
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“Storage” is just about the accurate word for what Nick does with his non-functioning penis. He just kinda lets the Balldo sit there as he pays rent on it.

Here’s hoping he’ll go back to eating single Doritos before he ruins my good [user] name.
 
Captain Manning said:
It's like he'll go after anybody he perceives as smaller or weaker than him, but he knows "Sweety Squad" will fuck up his shit.
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Nova902 said:
Nick is only capable of punching down. That's a fact jack
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Nick has only punched up when Master Dick demanded it. It went ok when he went after Maddox. Then there was the BVLL:
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This one didn't go so well for Nick.
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
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Three things that are funny about the first tweet:

1. Nick had no problems with Kurt giving pizza casseroles to 17 and 18 year old girls until Kurt spoke out against him. Really goes to show how hollow Nick's concerns are there.
2. Nick historically and in the present befriends and allies people who say and do way more suspect things concerning young girls.
3. Nick himself acts like a weird freak when it comes to young girls.

Glass houses, man.
 
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