💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    698
elb said:
Nick’s daughter appeared again in what seems to be the same clothes as yesterday
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Uh oh stinky
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My prediction is the temptation becomes too much and he has a TPB season finale Jim Lahey level drunken crash out on stream until he gets picked up by his PO and goes to jail
 
Mr. Manchester said:
That's why the paintings are one of my favorite things about his dumb livestreams. Every time I see that dumbass Joker painting I laugh a little bit. It's an attempt to be one of those people who thought the first Joker movie was super cool back in the day and made it a political identity for a month or two, kind of funny at the time but such an old retired meme that it's just dumb comic book shit. It's dumb comic shit coupled with the character getting raped in the butt in the next movie.

It's very appropriate for Nick.

The cat is cute though, worth a solid $50 if you like cats.
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The cat is also a meme.

If some forgot: a lawyer popped up on Skype or zoom or whatever and somehow, I forget the details, had a cat filter put on him. He was mortified because it was a court case and he was like "I am not... I am not a cat." I could probably find a clip but I'm on my phone and am also lazy.

It was funny for a little while. But like everything rekieta latches onto it stopped being funny eons ago.
 
For me it's not just that Nick's an addict in denial, sadly it's all too common; there but for the grace of God go I. He blazes no new trails there. It's not just his routine dishonesty, plenty of people lie in uncomfortable situations and get accustomed to doing it, his lies aren't novel. It's not even his gaslighting and his projections of a narcissist who does it to avoid self-contemplation and to keep himself vaunted in his own mind...

For me IT IS the understanding that if he is doing all of that so incessantly and so publicly to the point of it being his instinctual mode of human interaction, what the hell is it like to live in that household with him? I mean what emotional damage are the people in his real life subjected to? What future hells are children being consigned to, by coming of age in such an environment? Are any of them equipped to be anything but prone to addiction themselves? I pray they are. This may all prove instructive for them.

We lampoon the pilled-out wife, I do it myself, but I have to think it was her escape from his mindfuckery. Should she have chosen a different path? Of course. Did she feel trapped? Probably. Does she still? I would guess, likely. Trapped with a Wormtongue. Pills are good, pills are escape. Anything not to hear this fucker dissemble for the millionth time. At least Aaron was a welcome distraction.

I have no empathy for Nick, because he has taught me that he has none, or is perhaps incapable of it. I have no sympathy for Nick because I have seen him use it as a cudgel, in the cruelest way. I have only enmity at this point, for what he puts people through, for jading my view of what people are capable of (I was fooled by his act after all), and for his insistence on flying the plane into the mountain, because It didn't have to be this way.
 
I only knew Rekiata through the Greer streams, and the later Rittenhouse streams. So when I heard of his arrest, and all the shit leading up to it, I was like, "Woah, what the fuck happened?" I never would've thought he'd turn out to be such a jerk. I figure I have a lot of YouTube videos to watch to see his downward spiral.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
I think it's more likely to happen after a major narcissistic injury, like say.... Getting seriously snaked in Las Vegas at a pedophile convention weirdly fixated on Aaron Imholté.
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Wouldn't he be too noodley of a weakling to get very far before his oldest son lays him out? I mean the cops took his guns, innit?

Then again, he is in my opinion possibly pathetic and vindictive enough to quietly target his smallest children first or do a mass poisoning or something, unfortunately.
 
lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll said:
Wouldn't he be too noodley of a weakling to get very far before his oldest son lays him out? I mean the cops took his guns, innit?

Then again, he is in my opinion possibly pathetic and vindictive enough to quietly target his smallest children first or do a mass poisoning or something, unfortunately.
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My theory is he finds a way in Vegas to off himself, if he gets snaked enough. I'm sure some people will be bringing guns, he may have a suite with a hot tub, a balcony, easy access to hookers and drugs... there's a myriad of ways at Hackamania things could go bad for Nick.
 
Jace on ice said:
Dildo Baldins
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Almost 9000 pages, and nobody came up with the accurate and descriptive moniker, "Dildo Sack-ins". It is what it says and it says what it is.
MaltVinegarRespecter said:
If he really is doing nitrous, then he's already dead. That shit is literally killing his brain cells to get high for 10 seconds. You don't come back from that. He'll be a blithering drooling mess barely able to feed himself. Even more so than he already is.
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When I was in college, there was a short-lived nitrous craze that died out pretty quickly because of how expensive it was at the time. 99% of us considered it just a novelty, fun for a little while, but there were much better, much cheaper highs available. EXCEPT for this one kid.

Over the course of a year, doing whippets every day, he went from a fairly competent Mathematics major to his parents having to come collect him from the dorms because he was too fried to navigate travelling home by himself. Literally, too fried to show up at the bus station (walking distance from the dorms), show the ticket, and board the right bus at the right time to go home. Most of the time he didn't know what day it was, and he only left his room to get more whippets. He was also constantly asking everyone who came in contact with him to score him some whippets because the only store in town that sold them limited him to one box a day after it was obvious it was making him retarded. Idk if he ever recovered, because his parents didn't appreciate any of his college friends trying to contact him.
 

Aaron believes that April is going to Hackamania. I had previously expressed doubts about this because Melton isn't using it to sell tickets, but if it DOES happen, Nick will have hit a new level of dumb.

And Kayla will have hit a new level of doormat.
 
Dammit Mandrake! said:
Dead brain cells do not recover.
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Well yeah, I understand that. I'm just not sure how much of his total incompetence at the end was due to brain damage, and how much of it was due to being actively high on whippets all the time. Maybe once he was permanently separated from the whippets he came out of it enough to navigate a bus system or be a barrista. He was never going back to Honor Roll, that's 100% certain.
 
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