💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    697
Schmeated Ted said:
Does he already know he'll fail and get sent away for jail time and that's why he's barely trying to hide it? Or is he truly this pathetic he can't make it through doing the trail streams and prefers jail to trying sober?
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I don't think he has the cognitive ability to consider anything anymore
 
Schmeated Ted said:
Does he already know he'll fail and get sent away for jail time and that's why he's barely trying to hide it? Or is he truly this pathetic he can't make it through doing the trail streams and prefers jail to trying sober?
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Him whining about the system not working for him to do drug tests is him test running a “I tried to report in but the site was down” excuse
 
Schmeated Ted said:
Does he already know he'll fail and get sent away for jail time and that's why he's barely trying to hide it? Or is he truly this pathetic he can't make it through doing the trail streams and prefers jail to trying sober?
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He ain't got no functioning synapses left and a redemption arc is futile. That's why imho the Vegas meetup with the nonces feels like a kamikaze mission. He will divulge every single private detail (pics, videos, texts) whether hacked or not related to Aaron and go on a John Belushi-esque spiral into hell.
 
Lurking9e9 said:
NOT LEGAL ADVICE, NOT A LEGAL ADVISOR!

Nick, You NEED to add Montegraph to the AI voices. When he tries to add those to his lawsuit, everything you said will turn into parody and it will become a copyright issue.
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Quit calling him "Montegraph" there is not a single goddamn "E" in that name, it is "MONTAGRAPH." Why can't you niggers get that right? It's literally in the caption of the lawsuit.
 
AnOminous said:
Quit calling him "Montegraph" there is not a single goddamn "E" in that name, it is "MONTAGRAPH." Why can't you niggers get that right? It's literally in the caption of the lawsuit.
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Several people who haven’t read the fucking thread have suggested this multiple times to Nick in the past 24 hours. It’s almost as if Nick himself has multiple alts here.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Several people who haven’t read the fucking thread have suggested this multiple times to Nick in the past 24 hours. It’s almost as if Nick himself has multiple alts here.
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This post has two sentences, and the second does not appear to have anything at all to do with the first, unless you mind expanding on what you are trying to imply.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
This post has two sentences, and the second does not appear to have anything at all to do with the first, unless you mind expanding on what you are trying to imply.
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I’m saying that people not reading the thread and shitting it up with what they think is an original brilliant idea remind me of Nick. Am I being detained, officer?

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So now the scenario is that Aaron gobbled Nick's goo from April's chest? Uh, I'm a guy. I've managed to father two children. Nick has to realise that in order for this to be true, they had to be in close proximity to each other and within minutes, right? Otherwise April somehow set out to preserve it, on her chest.

This whole story makes no sense. Yet if it did, how does Nick come out of the story any better than Aaron????
 
Yeah. If your coke whore is moving from one guy to the next with cum all over her, that is still kind of a hygiene issue Nick. And also really gay.
 
Kipersonapiscesotter said:
So now the scenario is that Aaron gobbled Nick's goo from April's chest? Uh, I'm a guy. I've managed to father two children. Nick has to realise that in order for this to be true, they had to be in close proximity to each other and within minutes, right? Otherwise April somehow set out to preserve it, on her chest.

This whole story makes no sense. Yet if it did, how does Nick come out of the story any better than Aaron????
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Thats the thing. He doesn't.
 
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