💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

What Joe hears: " ...sex...swingers...sex...banging... those women are fat... ACK ACK ACK!"

Welcome to the party, pal.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

question for you legal bros, if rekieta violates and is brought in to custody will it be public record the same day as an arrest or is there a way it will be made public within a few days of it occurring on the minnesota public records sites?

You can keep an eye on this page if you are so inclined. It’s updated almost in real time.

 

[carto-ro]

I for one wouldn't like to have whip cream, glue, or canned air to clean my PCs cracked down because 1% of the population is fucking retarded enough to do it. I think its an acceptable price for people like Nick to go brain dead for my convenience.

Some people are gonna rama rama no matter what they have to huff be it nitrogen, gas, or jenkem.

 

[woodedbag]

You can keep an eye on this page if you are so inclined. It’s updated almost in real time.

thanks i appreciate that. im guessing somebody will see it before me i just wanted to make sure it wouldnt get swept under the rug when it happens. i have a feeling it won't be too long now, and i look forward to the commentary vids on it after work

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I haven't said it until now, and I feel dreadful about it, but your summaries are a wonderful service and something I greatly enjoy seeing. Thank-you for slogging through this and posting summaries of each day.

- Complemented EDB. He liked it when she joined his streams because she "loosened up". (Umm, it's been over 2 years.)

She would not give him the time of day. Her audience is too valuable to be exposed to Nick's toxic behaviour.

- He has not talked to the G&G crowd for a while.

They have talked and joked about him. There are occasional clips of Rekieta jokes I see posted from their streams, but they try to play it down. Eric July is a close friend of the G+G crew, so that bridge is well burnt.

 

[CoomerTine]

Wait CGoody actually died?

At least he doesn’t have to sweep for Nicks upcoming troon arc

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I don't know about all of this super tip nonsense but if Rekieta is prattling on about legal stuff than he's probably wrong.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Firstly, I'm pretty sure Nick would only be able to sell those paintings at a considerable loss.

Those paintings are going to end up at a goodwill for 5 bucks or in the trash.

"Remember that cat lawyer from COVID 5 years ago?" Totally worth the grand plus he paid for it.
"DA JOKER!" Absolutely worth 3500
A bunch of bottles of booze that you wouldn't even hang in your dentists office cause people would think you're an alcoholic? 2 grand easy.

 

[Lurking9e9]

NOT LEGAL ADVICE, NOT A LEGAL ADVISOR!

Nick, You NEED to add Montegraph to the AI voices. When he tries to add those to his lawsuit, everything you said will turn into parody and it will become a copyright issue.

 

[Desktop User2]

he's preemptively coming up with nonsensical excuses for when he does?

Yep. Like every nigger, he is letting you know in advance when he inevitably niggers and miss a test that he dindu nuffin. It will probably be his crackwhore´s fault (like it has already happened when he allegedly claimed April made him miss one before the trial).

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

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What Joe hears: " ...sex...swingers...sex...banging... those women are fat... ACK ACK ACK!"

Welcome to the party, pal.

 

[Fapcop]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo09YNRU_88 Nick is already blaming "sleeping in" and "shit gov't websites "for not making it to his drug testing. He wants to rebuild the whole system to benefit his sleep schedule.

Nick is hereby more pathetic than all the methadone patients out there.

Somehow even folks who’ve been shooting heroin for decades can figure out how to get up in the morning and get to a methadone clinic before 9 am, but Nick can’t deliver a single drug test once in a while without failing, moaning and complaining.

He’s already bitching after a few weeks of probation. Well, enjoy five more years champ!

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"You shouldn't be mad at me for abusing drugs and children. Think of the national outrage! Fucking Kiwifarmers."

Hmm yes, remember how Nick always used to rail on his show about probation and how the penal and criminal justice system ruins the lives of hundreds of thousands of Americans?

Ah, but of course, it’s only when Nick gets mildly inconvenienced that WE NEED REFORM!

 

[Stiffy]

It sounds like Nick either has, or attempts to, convince Melton that he would win any lawsuits and wants Suprtips to ignore C&D requests.
It will be a fun trial if Nick has been able to convince Melton of this. Not sure if Melton realizes he likely will be taking on the full legal responsibility if a C&D is ignored and Nick can just point at him.

Melton think he's safe now because he switched supertips.gg, or is it supertip.gg?? to an LLC very recently.

 

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New face, who dis?

He's teamed up with Jackie Singh.

 

[Fapcop]

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"You shouldn't be mad at me for abusing drugs and children. Think of the national outrage! Fucking Kiwifarmers."

Hmm yes, remember how Nick always used to rail on his show about probation and how the penal and criminal justice system ruins the lives of hundreds of thousands of Americans?

Ah, but of course, it’s only when Nick gets mildly inconvenienced that WE NEED REFORM!

- Nick claimed today that his Adderall dosage is 10mg and he gets 300mg per month total.
- He uses it for "small bursts" for "spot fatigue" due to being stressed out. When he is stressed out, his narcolepsy kicks in.

Ive literally never heard of LEGITIMATELY prescribed amphetamine being prescribed this way. And there are better drugs for narcolepsy than amphetamines these days.

“Just a wee bump when you get a little tired!”

 

[Particle Bored]

I worked at FedEx in law school, and we never randomly inspected that much stuff. Normally what happened is the conveyors ate your box or it got smashed up and we'd find the drugs while repacking things.....Or you were a retard and you didn't seal the package properly and it reeks of weed.

I did work at a lab once that was authorized to work with cocaine. They said they received it via FedEx (I didnt inquire beyond that). Is there some type of special stamp they might mark a legal Schedule II shipment?

 

[Sloppa]

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What Joe hears: " ...sex...swingers...sex...banging... those women are fat... ACK ACK ACK!"

Welcome to the party, pal.

"Joe. . .Joe, they are swingers Joe, the Kids know Joe, Sex all over the place Joe, 4 bedrooms Joe. Trust me Joe! I had sex at a woman Joe! Want to come to Spicer Minnesota Joe!?"

[huffs duster can off screen]

 

[Schmeated Ted]

Does he already know he'll fail and get sent away for jail time and that's why he's barely trying to hide it? Or is he truly this pathetic he can't make it through doing the trail streams and prefers jail to trying sober?

 

[CoomerTine]

Kurt is interviewing Turtleboy


Nick fire up a cope stream quick and own Kurt!!!!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Does he already know he'll fail and get sent away for jail time and that's why he's barely trying to hide it? Or is he truly this pathetic he can't make it through doing the trail streams and prefers jail to trying sober?

Prison would be heaven for Balldo, no driving the kids, no wife, no reason to uphold any standards and enough Petrofac commissary he'd supply the entire unit.

...and all the dick he can take.