💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[parsnip]

If he wanted to manufacture something at his house he shoulda just gotten a $500 3d printer and 3d printed everyone balldos

Didn't the balldo company go out of business? He could have got their remaining stock at a massive discount and autographed them.

 

[Vibralldo]

Didn't the balldo company go out of business? He could have got their remaining stock at a massive discount and autographed them.

And actually used them with Kayla

That'd be funny and weird

 

[AnOminous]

Didn't the balldo company go out of business? He could have got their remaining stock at a massive discount and autographed them.

Most of the 5K grift people were before the whole Balldo perversion thing. Even if Balldo did deliver, most of those people don't want anything related to Balldo Man at this point.

He literally can't fulfill that failed grift any more.

Nobody wants it. They wanted a law guy.

Not a criminal child abuser guy. Who wants a child abuse trophy?

 

[Melty Butter]

Oh, God. Elissa dragged this out of Aaron's members-only archive....

.... and I hate to admit it but it's genuinely funny. These two have chemistry! Skip the first 1/2 for the funny bits. HIghlights: Aaron gets naked to take a shit, Nick pees in the shower, and Gourdy was terrified.

The girls were off-screen, providing giggling commentary.

 

[Fapcop]

And actually used them with Kayla

That'd be funny and weird

Now if Nick bought 5000 balldos at a few dollars a piece, fucked Kayla with each of them, and sent them to his locals subscribers as a 5K gift, I’d appreciate him for at least putting in an effort.

 

[Flora Fox]

Nobody wants it. They wanted a law guy.

Not a criminal child abuser guy. Who wants a child abuse trophy?

Also, no one's going to give him his/her address.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Idle thought about the KEEEEEEDS: has Nick ever actually bought them any rich-kid stuff with all that oil money? It seems almost like adding insult to injury that they have to live with a neglectful, abusive rich jackass and don't at least get cars and designer clothes and trips to Europe or whatever. Just thousands of dollars of Lunchables a month and 1AM erhu lessons.

Kinda remember him mentioning buying them various digital toys like tablets, xboxes and even TVs in their own room. Most likely to get them glued to the screen so he doesn't get bothered by them when they have to be home after spending most of the day in signed up lessons he forced them into. Anything to minimize interaction with "these damn kids"

 

[DemsBNutz]

Now if Nick bought 5000 balldos at a few dollars a piece, fucked Kayla with each of them, and sent them to his locals subscribers as a 5K gift, I’d appreciate him for at least putting in an effort.

You are my hero good sir.... Taking a terrible investment and giving the guy an out... But then he would have to admit the baldo is a ponzi scheme... And Petters wearhouse did that scheme better

 

[Vibralldo]

Now if Nick bought 5000 balldos at a few dollars a piece, fucked Kayla with each of them, and sent them to his locals subscribers as a 5K gift, I’d appreciate him for at least putting in an effort.

He'd also have to have sex with Kayla.

I think you're gonna have to sub in, champ

 

[sherwoods110]

Oh, God. Elissa dragged this out of Aaron's members-only archive....
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MxY-SdBcFb0.... and I hate to admit it but it's genuinely funny. These two have chemistry! Skip the first 1/2 for the funny bits. HIghlights: Aaron gets naked to take a shit, Nick pees in the shower, and Gourdy was terrified.
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The girls were off-screen, providing giggling commentary.

At the 33:23 mark, Nick makes some lame joke about Biden signing an 8 year old instead of signing a bill into law. I wonder why he chose that particular age? Funny AND weird! I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Oh, God. Elissa dragged this out of Aaron's members-only archive....
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MxY-SdBcFb0.... and I hate to admit it but it's genuinely funny. These two have chemistry! Skip the first 1/2 for the funny bits. HIghlights: Aaron gets naked to take a shit, Nick pees in the shower, and Gourdy was terrified.
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The girls were off-screen, providing giggling commentary.

There’s that greenish bruise again. I swear, that was on his cheek for months. I choose to believe it’s from hitting himself in the head like a retard, like Aaron said.

 

[3MMA]

Who wants a child abuse trophy?

This guy sure does:

Everything he says & does screams, “Give me a prize, guyz. I didn’t get charged with child abuse ‘cause I’m smart! Now, where’s my prize?!”

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Now, about that 5k Locals gift, since CGoody (PBUH) has passed away, Nick only needs to make 4,999 gifts. It’s a 4.999k dealio now. CGoody didn’t live long enough to get his. Sad but true. In all seriousness though, RIP to CGoody & condolences to his loved ones.

 

[AltisticRight]

Wonder if Nick knows abou Gunt chat? The transformation will be complete if he starts arguing with Haru during live streams.

>HAROOOOOOOOOO YOU WHORE I DINT TAKE 30MG OF PROVIGIL IT WAS 3 Q
10MG TABLETS AND I TOOK IT YESTERDAY BISH

It is actually a lot more simple: Nick is a retard who never understood why he became popular, but eventually convinced himself that it was his (non-existent) brilliance that created his success. Nick is simply flailing about trying to recapture the magic because he thinks he is so special and things will eventually turn things around.

He's honestly just like Ethan Ralph .
Ethan Ralph was carried by his two cohosts and made a lot of money. Skelly was carried by a large cabal of lawyers while he drunkenly yapped about futanari penis and other bizarre coomer garbage. He's useless.

He will not violate his probation for calling anybody fat.

Yeah, that doesn't happen.
Oh wait it's Nick? He'll probably get the chair for it.

They wanted to have it in a hotel room and to have everyone check their phone at the door to prevent recording, but this is fucking retarded because a recording device can look like ANYTHING. James O'Keefe's whole organization revolves around using discreet cameras and mics, and I think they sell them.

Picture this:
A bunch of Diddleverse losers, smelly gross men with the comedic taste of triply distilled water, congregating in a hotel room to look at dirty photos and text messages of Aaron Imholte.
Pedomania is starting to sound like a masked faggot hookup lucky dip event.
They are all in love with Aaron.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I have no idea how things are done in Britbong land, but that's generally not how it's done in the U.S., most of the time, unless the purchaser and dealer are both stupid. If you do that it the U.S., the postal inspector will quite possibly find it, and the feds will rape both you and the sender.

Most of the time people aren’t buying online, but it’s still commonplace for people to buy online. A couple of years ago I got the hook-up with the guy in Austin who supplies all of the Austin-based podcasters and comedians with their shrooms. (Connection came directly from one such comedian and new customers are only accepted by referral.) Your hook-up texts you a list of codes for different strains of shrooms and their prices. You then purchase via a website that is ostensibly for “online therapy sessions.” You book a date and time slot for therapy that shows a price that corresponds to the strain you want, and book separate sessions for each one you want to buy. You pay at the end as you would on any other e-commerce website.

What shocked and annoyed me was that they only offer shipping via USPS, the least reliable service available.

That said I’m sure Nick gets his shit locally from the disgusting local people he’s connected to on Instagram.

 

[Niggernerd]

At the 33:23 mark, Nick makes some lame joke about Biden signing an 8 year old instead of signing a bill into law. I wonder why he chose that particular age? Funny AND weird! I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Nicks just becoming creepier as time goes on. He'll be full Amos Yee at this rate.

 

[3MMA]

Picture this:
A bunch of Diddleverse losers, smelly gross men with the comedic taste of triply distilled water, congregating in a hotel room to look at dirty photos and text messages of Aaron Imholte.
Pedomania is starting to sound like a masked faggot hookup lucky dip event.
They are all in love with Aaron.

That’s a fetish. That’s pretty far to take it & no longer qualifies as normal shits & giggles. That’s veering into pathological weird as fuck behavior. Sounds like the Diddlerverse losers have a Toe fetish. Anyone know what color of the gay hanky code stands for an inescapable Toe fetish, pathological to the point that a few dozen middle aged men all go into a single hotel room together, forced to safe drop their cellphones & swear to secrecy like some bizarre homosexual club? I think it’s a bait story to draw numbers & attention, but it’s funnier if it’s real. And if it is real, it’s a fetish.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

His $8k property tax bill is due in less than 2 weeks. Lets see if he wants to pay penalties and interest:

https://tax.cptmn.us/PTaxPortal/#/parcelNav/Kandiyohi/&name%3Dlord/27-805-0010/T

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Melton's already blatantly stated "if we're going to jail for hacking we might as well show the documents we got from it at hackamania"

"If we're going to be held criminally liable, we may as well open ourselves up to civil liability too!"
Retardation like this is truly a sight to behold.

He'd also have to have sex with Kayla.

I think you're gonna have to sub in, champ

Not necessarily. Guys, I think we've figured out why Nick has April sequestered in a crack shack.

 

[Kheapathic]

I have a soft spot for PPP's wording to Rekieta, "You let a 0-2 boxer, fuck your wife"

Imagine getting cucked by the IRL Glass Joe.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

I say we all throw $50 in the hat and send a kiwi volunteer to Vegas. Besides reporting on what Rekieta is doing (perhaps live stream for the PO to check in on our boy?) our hero will walk around with a megaphone behind Nick announcing his many crimes to curious tourists and disgusted cocktail waitresses alike.

“THIS MAN GAVE HIS NINE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER COCAINE”

“THIS MAN IS A BALLDO WEARING CUCK, WHO LET A PODCAST HOST DEFILE HIS WIFE AND MARITAL VOWS!”

“GUARD YOUR PETS LAS VEGANS! CONFIRMED ANIMAL TORTURER WALKS AMONGST YOU!”

“NICK REKIETAS CHILDREN WENT HUNGRY AND DIRTY SO HE COULD HAVE DEGENERATE SEX WITH A MINNESOTA SIX!”

For extra SEETHE send a female kiwi, of course!

Imagine seeing some lady with megaphone screaming “THIS MAN GAVE HIS NINE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER COCAINE” after a skelly in Jamaica tank top who screams back "AARON ATE MY GOO".

(I wouldn't send a woman there. While PDFmelt wouldn't probably be interested there will be too many creeps)

I don't think it's the camera, I think it's either his computer or his ISP/router/etc. He probably has a few options out there in the sticks, but get it fixed man... Even worse if it is his computer and is just, it needs dusted out or something.

Remember how grimy his desk area is? His operating system is probably the same way, his CPU spikes from all the malware he got downloading cuck porn.

I am still amazed he settled a on laser etch thing. It's not just something you can set up and run especially if you don't go high end. There will be a lot of waste before he hones it in and he'll have to babysit it.

Can you imagine Nick 'honing it in'?