🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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OttoWest said:
I think she’s genuinely clinically depressed
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Something I oddly forget about Anna, because it's just kind of the backdrop for her, is that she is living in pure, unhinged delusion. How much she's lying to her audience vs how much she's lying to herself is something I'm always curious about. But she's obviously lying to herself enough to think that hacking and sucking away at her body is a good solution to her problems.
I've compared Anna to a tranny before, but it's really the exact same thing. She has "realized" that she is a woman fitness guru, she knows that's what she really is, even if her mind and soul don't match her body. Much like a tranny, her behavior doesn't back up that claim. Just like actual men don't cry in the bathroom after confrontation, and actual women don't fantasize about breastfeeding, actual fitness gurus don't eat two pies a week and take a nap after exercising.

But you are not to question what's going on with an individual, you are to accept whatever they say. otherwise you are a bully, or Nazi, or whatever else. (I'm glad the tide is turning on this.) And now she's even found doctors to give her surgery "confirming" that her body is just out of control, she does all the right things.

But, much like a tranny, how happy can she possibly be living this lie? She doesn't even have a hugbox "community" to turn to like trannies do. Closest is her podcast.
Her laziness and grossness is totally deep-seated depression. That she'll never overcome, because she is right about everything, and has concocted a web of lies to avoid responsibility.
 
Anna's home is always a mess and she constantly misses crucial details in part because of her ADHD. But whatever her mom failed to instill in her? Anna's a grown woman, and part of being an adult is learning all of the basic life skills your parents neglected to teach you.

However, when you look back at Anna's old posts, when she was still employed, she did a much better job of keeping her shit together. She wasn't showing up at Sprinklr unbathed. Her outfits were generally much more flattering and appropriate. She kept up with the blonde dye jobs and haircuts, managed to do decent, understated makeup, and didn't have a face spotted with the pickin' pox.

Everything started to go to shit after she got fired from Sprinklr and decided to become a full-time influencer, rather than get another job. She lost the structured time imposed by a regular job; the expectations for grooming, dress, and hygiene; and the built-in attention, rewards, and socialization that come with showing up at work every day.

All of those things helped keep Anna somewhat on track, and as functional as she's ever been, and removing them has been detrimental to her mental health, and thus her ability to function. She's alone and isolated (except for whoever works for her); she can't maintain friendships; she lets stuff slide (including her health) until it turns into a crisis; she answers directly to no one, while being the one to set the standards, so she's fallen into laziness and arrogance. And while she's been making good money at it, she spends her days faking at success, happiness, and empowerment, while shilling sponsored products and services, and getting an immense amount of criticism for it that she's unable to cope with—

So yeah, she's been falling apart ever since she left Sprinklr, and is probably unaware of how badly she's done so because she's so fundamentally dishonest with herself as well as us. She can blame it on lipedema, or genetics, or her haters being sad, jealous failures, but really, it's all due to her, and who she is, and how much self-delusion she lives under. Most of us here wouldn't be caught dead looking so terrible on social media, but I think Anna is so checked out she can't even see how bad she looks, or how gross her obviously unwashed hair is, or how horrifying it is to have constantly open, picked-over sores on one's face. Whatever self-awareness she once needed to have in order to navigate at work? It's gone.
 
She popped up as suggested on one of my social medias and my first reaction was who is this bum? It didn’t even register as a male or female in my mind and I was looking at her pic as if she was just a normal person, not an influencer or anything, just one among many
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she had greasy ass hair and a grey sweatsuit thing going on. I’m also faceblind so it was like a real first impression and then I read glitter and lazers on the picture and realized it was her!
 
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HamFan said:
actual men don't cry in the bathroom after confrontation, and actual women don't fantasize about breastfeeding
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The former is wrong, because individuals differ and outliers do occur
The latter is wrong in general, many women do fantasize about this
I know this is a thread for women, populated by women, so many of you will reject this based on ego, but look inside yourself and/or at your peers
It's true
Women fantasize about many aspects of motherhood, and breastfeeding is a common pleasure
 
Greedy Fly said:
I get that she's too fat to wash her own hair or sit in a salon chair, but I don't understand why she doesn't have a hairdresser come over regularly for a wash and blow dry in the comfort of her own home. She apparently has the money for it. It wouldn't replace the daily showers she needs but it'd be a big step up from these weeklong grease-fests.
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Three things: first, I completely agree. Get some beauty school student or beauty school drop out to shampoo and blow out that mop. But also--what in the hell is wrong with these death fats who film at home, make good money from YouTube/TikTok, but don't hire a cleaning service? Especially Anna. For fuck's sake, get someone in there to dust, mop, vacuum and do the kitchen and bathrooms. Is this engrained long term depression? A laughable attempt to appear relatable? Or, in Amberlynn and Chantal's cases, the result of being brought up so working class that it simply wouldn't occur them to hire someone to do that kind of work? But this wouldn't be true of bougie Anna, so what's her problem?

Second, I agree that Anna should pursue Petco/Chewy/The Farmer's Dog sponsorships. Especially if Data gets some cute fashion hauls out of the deal. I'm not a dog person, but I'd watch the hell out of that.

Finally, about her suspected drug use: someone on reddit referred to Anna as "Anna O'Pium," and I fucking cackled.
 
I think a major aspect missing from why Anna doesn't shower often is that it's too difficult. Not including peeling layers of compression garments. Lifting her arms to wash her hair takes a lot of effort and hurts. So in addition to chronic depression, the absolute challenge it is to stand up and shower is too much effort.

I'm sure Anna has a cleaning service. She admitted to having one in her shoebox apartment in NYC. She's just that much of gross slob that it doesn't take long to trash the place after Gudalupe leaves for the week. What I don't understand is why she doesn't have a roomba to at least keep the floor swept.
 
lonelygorl15 said:
I think a major aspect missing from why Anna doesn't shower often is that it's too difficult. Not including peeling layers of compression garments. Lifting her arms to wash her hair takes a lot of effort and hurts. So in addition to chronic depression, the absolute challenge it is to stand up and shower is too much effort.
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Someone needs to invent a shrink wrap compression machine for the morbidly obese, they could just stand in a big tube and get wrapped up like a market hog.
 
Breadbear said:
I would genuinely like to see some haircare spergs chime in on this. No snark, I'm curious.
What should Anna/people with Anna hair be doing?
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The answer is: it all depends on you hair type, texture, and scalp condition.

Anna has straight, thin hair. Her scalp overproduces oil, possibly due to dry scalp. For her type of hair, she should be shampooing every 2-3 days.

People with thick or textured hair can go a week (or more, if you wear protective styles) between washes. Nighttime protective style is very important for people who go a while between washes - we've all seen black ladies and gents in their bonnets for sleep, but rollers or braids also work if you don't have super tight curls.

Anna's hair is both thin and fragile, so she would benefit from keeping it clean and oil-free. Loose braids at night would go a long way to helping her hair health, or using absorbant hair rollers, loosely secured, under a bonnet. But she needs to keep her scalp clean, the natural oils do not benefit her stick straight hair.
 
Anna states shes possibly returning to youtube today.
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Anna not bathing is nothing new shes always said she uses dry shampoo instead of having showers most of the time.
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Ben Lurkin' said:
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Good American "ALWAYS FITS GOOD" LEGS "SKINNY" JEANS $159
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Anna thinks she is appealing to early 20-something gen-z girlies, but she is so painfully millennial.

Not that she can buy straight legged pants or wide leg off the rack, but choosing SKINNY JEANS in the year of our pope-less lord 2025?
 
multiverse said:
Anna thinks she is appealing to early 20-something gen-z girlies, but she is so painfully millennial.

Not that she can buy straight legged pants or wide leg off the rack, but choosing SKINNY JEANS in the year of our pope-less lord 2025?
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Is that pic from after her last surgery, because that gut is still huge.
 
Greedy Fly said:
Squeezing them inside a machine seems pretty inconvenient, if not impossible. Better to get a big roll of the stuff they use to shrink wrap boats for the winter. I can picture Jon wielding a little heat gun and everything.
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Well, that's what her Michelin tire man suit was for - squeezing her fat bah-day so the lymph moves.

Since the suit didn't come with the burly salesman to bundle Anna into the contraption, she lost interest. Or she can't fit into it any more. Or she can't pull it on because she's now genuinely disabled with scar tissue and a real lymphatic disorder.
 
Did someone call a fine hair expert?

For those of us with naturally fine hair and oily skin/scalp, hair is the bane of existence. The fight to make toddler-fine hair look normal is endless, and there's no good answer for everyone. I keep mine mid-back to waist length because, contrary to what one might assume, short doesn't work either because while there's lots of hair the individual strands are so fine that they can't hold a style without 80s amounts of product, and even then it falls flat within an hour. The other problem is separation where sections of the hair clump together and create the look of an old doll with missing chunks of nylon hair if left unwashed for even a day without a brushing/combing and oil control routine. Oh yeah, and because the hair has no weight, it flies into a tangled mess the second there's a slight breeze.

I braid mine at night, usually wear it up or braided, and wash once weekly, using cornstarch to handle oil between washings. A nightly brushing with natural bristles or a wood comb help distribute the oil away from the scalp and down the shaft because this sort of fine hair gets frizzy all over if it curls or waves (as mine does) but dry towards the ends. A good protein conditioning treatment once a month works wonders, but regular use of heavy conditioner is a no.

Anna does none of this so her hair looks like shit.

I do feel for Anna a bit here as the misery of naturally fine hair is real; there's loads of hair strands but each of them has the thickness typical of a very young child. For some of us, it extends to ragged, very high forehead and back of head hairlines and thin, plucked-looking eyebrows that require extensive filling in. My scalp isn't visible and there aren't bald spots but I can fit my entire ponytail in a small hair clip intended to hold back bangs so styling is all about giving the impression of an adult volume of hair. For someone like Anna who doesn't have it in her to handle a high maintenance hair texture this would be hell. so she slaps on heaps of conditioner hoping for a miracle (been there, done that as a teen) and gives up.
 
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