🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[thejackal2]

That is NOT 3 day old hair on her. If it's so greasy it looks WET, that's a solid 7 or more days. We've seen enough unshowered Anna over the years and especially lately to know what her stage of dirty her hair is. Even if it is thinning and naturally oily.

That is possibly the greasiest, nastiest looking I've ever seen her hair. It's nauseating. Then she takes a brand new hair tool and uses it on said greasy, and now dry shampoo gunked up hair, so when she uses the tool again, she's depositing all that shit onto (hopefully) clean hair.

With the rate it's thinning, and she doesn't get her roots done or regular trims, and obviously showers very seldom, she should just shave her head and wear a wig. Easier and more hygienic. She's already halfway there with that nasty braided hair headband thing she wears all the time.

That fancy hair brush retails for over $100. Nobody spends more money to look worse than Anna.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

For anyone wondering, it's pronounced "bon-dye" not "bon-dee".

 

[I call shenanigans]

For anyone wondering, it's pronounced "bon-dye" not "bon-dee".

Or in Anna’s case “bon-die” works just as well.

 

[Angry New Ager]

It’s not but being doped up on opioids 24/7 makes dragging around 600+ lbs a bit more tolerable. Now imagine waking up in withdrawal- sweaty, shivering, desperately needing the toilet- while gravity reminds you just how much of you there is. Absolute hell

When you really, really like what a particular addictive substance does for you, you start finding ways to justify continuing to take it—such as not taking it, and suffering withdrawal (or the normal pain of your regular mode of existence) so you can have the realization that yes, you do need to take it to keep feeling better.

That's what I'm getting, here.

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Gee, who wouldn't be convinced by a face like that?

Honestly I'm not sure what the point is, her hair is thinning and looks like shit no matter what she does with it. Surely a wig would be easier.

Hats. She needs hats. And not those fucking berets she has such an inexplicable fondness for.

Anna can't even take the most basic care of the hair that's growing out of her own damned head, which is one of the easiest things to do when you have straight hair; no way is she going to go to the effort of styling wigs, keeping them clean, and wearing them properly. And wearing a quality lace-front means you can't skimp on your makeup game.

Sure, she could just buy a lot of cheap synthetic wigs off Amazon whenever the mood/booze/painkiller hits her, and throw them out when they get manky, but I swear, the real solution for a chronic attention-seeker like her is hats. Because even if you don't wear some crazy, gaudy thing on your head, they still get attention, because hardly anybody wears real hats any more. If it's a nice hat that looks good on you, you'll get people telling you they love your hat everywhere you go. If you wear some gaudy, overloaded eye-catching thing, you'll still get a lot of, "I love your hat!"

If you have shitty hair, hats are a fucking gift from God. If you're a consoomer, you can "collect" them in countless styles and colors and materials, for every season, plus get into vintage and designer hats. If you're at all crafty, you can get into either hatmaking or millinery, or both. You can wear the most boring outfit, and nobody will notice because they're too captivated by your hat. And tall women? Or a fridge-sized beheem like Anna? They can get away with wearing the biggest, craziest, most attention-grabbing hats.

Anna, if you're reading this, I'm serious. Your medical/fitness journey content is depressing, retarded, and is just going to keep attracting the criticism you hate because you have to tell too many blatant lies to keep it up. Get into hats, instead. Go totally ham on hats. I can guarantee it'll be a thousand times more fun and interesting and—yes—potentially empowering and inspiring than any of the shit you're doing now.

(Hey, I can't say I didn't try.)

 

[butterscotch latte]

Because even if you don't wear some crazy, gaudy thing on your head, they still get attention, because hardly anybody wears real hats any more.

I was thinking she might go the Chantal route too one day (just cover up all the grease with a hijab), but you make an excellent point. Not only is Anna too publicly apolitical, but she's too much of an egotistical brat to ever aim for modesty. A fat white woman in a hijab is nowhere NEAR as attention grabbing as a fat white woman in an ill-fitting bikini and an obnoxious neon cartwheel hat, showing off all her surgery scars and unwashed rolls.

 

[Palmer Bangs]

Hey, I can't say I didn't try.

To add onto your plea to Anna, get a pet sponsorship and spoil Data!!! Such an obvious pivot but she doesn’t give af about her dog.

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

<I like young doctors>

It really sounds to me like she's trying to coach other people who are 'shopping doctors' to get those prescription pills written out in this one.

"THEY'RE NEW AND NOT EXPERIENCED! THEY DESIRE TO BUILD THEIR CAREER! IM JUST WEIRD! IM NOT AVERAGE! YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING!"

Spoiler: My Face When, It's Not 600lbs of Calorie Fat But An Uncontrollable Medical Condition

(or that wasn't gas...)

 

[Acceptable]

I couldn't find a maximum dosage prescribed for Texas but seems to be between 30mg and 120mg per day.

how much would someone annas size get Rx'd medically and how much would someone her size need to take recreationally. because I'm no opiate expert but she would still run through a script fast if that was the case

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

That is NOT 3 day old hair on her. If it's so greasy it looks WET, that's a solid 7 or more days

And she knows it, too. The look on her face says she knows it’s way more than three, she just thinks three is an acceptable number of days for most people. Some people can go seven days between washes but it still takes care and work, it’s not exactly a lazy, filthy lifestyle like Anna’s. How do people see the condition of her skin and hair (and facial expressions) and ever take her suggestions for anything?

Anna, if you're reading this, I'm serious. Your medical/fitness journey content is depressing, retarded, and is just going to keep attracting the criticism you hate because you have to tell too many blatant lies to keep it up. Get into hats, instead. Go totally ham on hats. I can guarantee it'll be a thousand times more fun and interesting and—yes—potentially empowering and inspiring than any of the shit you're doing now.

I would go nuts for a cowboy hat arc. There are so many excellent hat makers in Texas and the southwest in general. She could travel and wear bright colors and really get into southwestern fashion, it’s perfect for older women who overestimate their own charisma. She could just get a bunch of blankets and call it an outfit and no one would be the wiser.

She has nowhere to go, no one to see, regaining weight rapidly. Anna is in full-on depression mode along with the drugs.
This is it.

Yee. Fucking. HAW.

 

[Angry New Ager]

And she knows it, too. The look on her face says she knows it’s way more than three, she just thinks three is an acceptable number of days for most people.

There's a lawyer, trained in statement analysis, who has a channel on YouTube under the name Deception Detective. One "tell" of dishonesty he occasionally points out is how liars frequently pluck the number three out of the air when pushed to quantify certain details of their dubious stories (how many days they were gone fishing before coming home to find their wife had gone "missing," how many drinks they had, how many hours they spent looking for their missing kid before calling the cops).

And yeah, Anna's claim that her hair was only on its third unwashed day reminded me of that, LOL.

 

[Barbarella]

I know something about giving opiate scripts and it’s getting very difficult everywhere. I’m in CA but these days the difficulty is spreading.

A person who legitimately needs a script for opiates (a car accident causing a damaged back for example) cannot continually get them from their orthopedist. They will soon be referred to a pain management specialist if it looks like this could be a longer term thing. Anybody can have an injury and maybe get ten of something, maybe even 30. But you have to go in to speak to your doctor for refills, and they are being watched. If docs aren’t in a pain management specialty they won’t give it for long if they want to stay a doctor. Anna probably thinks these young guys she can con, but the government is a much bigger conman.

You need certain diagnoses to get them from pain specialty and I doubt fat fuckitis counts. The patient goes monthly, no refills. They also take pee tests every 3 months and do pill counts.

The poor doctor prescribing them gets a code in their phone and has five minutes to send the prescription to a pharmacy and then to the DEA. Yes, they tell on the patient to the government, HIPPA be damned. If they cant do it in five minutes, another code is generated, like 2 factor authentication. No paper prescription pads, of course.

Then the pharmacy has to dance too. They aren’t being mean if they don’t give a patient a medication in time-they can’t even order it or fill it until 30 days have passed, and they have to prepare a lot of paperwork for the government. A patient has to give ID to pick it up. It’s really a chore for the sick and in-pain people who need it but is keeping junkies away-unfortunately they are turning to streets and Chinese manufactured fentanyl that is pressed into everything and is much more dangerous than actual legit fentanyl (which is now limited to mostly cancer patients.)

ERs are keeping track of frequent flyers too, and with the advent of connected systems, one doctor may know what another has given-but that part needs a lot of catching up, seems every doc is on a different system.

There is a new non-opioid being tested that is as good for surgical pain as an opioid so hopefully that will prevent people from getting hooked.

All that said, there are still ways for determined people to get opiates but it’s harder than before and most people end up resorting to dangerous street drugs (which sometimes are sold by pill mill doctors.).

Anna is starting down a dangerous and expensive path that can only lead her to bad places. I kind of doubt Scamron is involved because he has a lot to lose if he overdoes the prescriptions. He’s probably giving her post surgery meds and maybe a refill but she’ll have to go back for more. So she’s going to “young” doctors in hospitals who believe her story but she has to doctor shop to keep getting them, and whether their systems are connected or not, she is easy to recognize.

As for her disgusting hair-she said she had an hour. She can’t shower, wash and dry her hair in under an hour? Her hair is not thick, long, wavy hair that takes hours to dry, she could do it in ten minutes. I cannot imagine walking around that dirty.

TLDR: The opioid arc could end with her scabby face begging shady dudes on corners for drugs of unknown origin. That would be something-she sure sounds like she’s starting down that road.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

The poor doctor prescribing them gets a code in their phone and has five minutes to send the prescription to a pharmacy and then to the DEA. Yes, they tell on the patient to the government, HIPPA be damned. If they cant do it in five minutes, another code is generated, like 2 factor authentication. No paper prescription pads, of course.

This alone would be a huge deterrent for prescribing, let alone over prescribing. I kind of admire how difficult they've made it, like "it's a feature, not a bug".

 

[But During the Stone Age!]

I think everything Anna does is a performance, whether it be her exercise or her recovery. She obviously isn't concerned about doing what's right for her condition.

She's posted plenty of workout videos to show us she's really, really working towards her goals while having horrible form or half assing it. She's posted plenty of beauty guru type videos where she's totally figured out what suits her complexion or shape (as if it can be helped).

I think her whinging about missing a dose of funny pills is another performance to convince her audience that surgery has been oh, so hard on her (which it will be when you're 500+ eelbees). It will make it seem like she deserves her next vacation or resort since she's had such a rough recovery. She wants the pity and the well wishes from commenters who might as well be bots by the way they eat it up (lol).

Like most death fatties, she is happier to appear as a weight loss/beauty influencer rather than take the simple steps to become that. Coating her hair in dry shampoo instead showering is just one example. The discomfort of being so large and so dirty hasn't been enough to out weigh (LOL) the discomfort that eating less, moving more (correctly), and being able to keep clean impose. Her hair makes my scalp itch just looking at it, I can't imagine posting it online.

Everything could have been fixed if she had put in the work a long time ago. The photos where she looks half normal because she's mildly overweight versus now make me feel bad because it was so close. She could have really been a success story with the money she's had access to but she totally dropped the ball.

 

[Greedy Fly]

Or you could just, I don’t know, take a shower?

I get that she's too fat to wash her own hair or sit in a salon chair, but I don't understand why she doesn't have a hairdresser come over regularly for a wash and blow dry in the comfort of her own home. She apparently has the money for it. It wouldn't replace the daily showers she needs but it'd be a big step up from these weeklong grease-fests.

 

[OttoWest]

It really sounds to me like she's trying to coach other people who are 'shopping doctors' to get those prescription pills written out in this one.

"THEY'RE NEW AND NOT EXPERIENCED! THEY DESIRE TO BUILD THEIR CAREER! IM JUST WEIRD! IM NOT AVERAGE! YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING!"

Spoiler: My Face When, It's Not 600lbs of Calorie Fat But An Uncontrollable Medical Condition

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(or that wasn't gas...)

Dr. Scumpia really put the fear of professional doctors into Anna and it’s been quacks all the way down since. Younger docs also have been through med school programs full of unscientific nonsense like HAES.

Everything could have been fixed if she had put in the work a long time ago. The photos where she looks half normal because she's mildly overweight versus now make me feel bad because it was so close.

I agree except Anna was never “mildly overweight”. Her lowest adult weight on record was 317 lbs. She was a fat child, an obese teen, a morbidly obese young adult, and now a super morbidly obese middle aged woman. While it’s commendable that she lost 100 lbs in her late twenties, at her physical peak, she still couldn’t lose the next hundred that would’ve put someone with her height and frame into the “overweight” category of the low 200s.

 

[head lamb]

It's crazy to look at Anna at 300ish lbs and think, "Wow, she looks like a normal lady." Now she has the body of a cave troll. Good job getting out there.

Has she ever explained the reason behind waiting days between shampooing? She's past her surgeries and she's already demonstrated the amazing range of motion since getting her bingo wings hacked off. What's the purpose of non-wash days? I have fine hair like Anna's and I shampoo every day. There is zero benefit to no-poo for her type of hair, not to mention the dry shampoo is going to cause breakage and buildup (actually, it's already caused breakage and buildup).

 

[OttoWest]

Has she ever explained the reason behind waiting days between shampooing?

I think she’s genuinely clinically depressed and when you’re in that headspace, things like personal hygiene and a clean home environment just fall by the wayside. Add in the opiates and I can imagine it’s just one negative feedback loop between mind, meds, and body.

She’s also just a natural slob and I think a lot that comes down to her upbringing where it appears she didn’t get personal grooming skills drilled into her early on and it just ended being neglected as she got older. Anna claims her mother was “sick” most of her childhood and it’s likely that much of family life revolved around Susan’s issues and Anna, the youngest child, ended up being an afterthought. She also wasn’t raised to have respect for her belongings, which is why everything is cheap, breakable Chinesium crap as opposed to cherished items bought with hard-earned money.

None of this is an excuse though depression is a motherfucker. Just more to speculate and explain.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

It's crazy to look at Anna at 300ish lbs and think, "Wow, she looks like a normal lady." Now she has the body of a cave troll. Good job getting out there.

Has she ever explained the reason behind waiting days between shampooing? She's past her surgeries and she's already demonstrated the amazing range of motion since getting her bingo wings hacked off. What's the purpose of non-wash days? I have fine hair like Anna's and I shampoo every day. There is zero benefit to no-poo for her type of hair, not to mention the dry shampoo is going to cause breakage and buildup (actually, it's already caused breakage and buildup).

you're not supposed to shampoo your hair every day , it's unnecessary at best and harmful to your hair and scalp at worst

 

[Breadbear]

you're not supposed to shampoo your hair every day , it's unnecessary at best and harmful to your hair and scalp at worst

I would genuinely like to see some haircare spergs chime in on this. No snark, I'm curious.
What should Anna/people with Anna hair be doing?

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

I would genuinely like to see some haircare spergs chime in on this. No snark, I'm curious.
What should Anna/people with Anna hair be doing?

Start by familiarizing herself with PEH balance and porosity