💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

What does "playing with your food" mean to Jack when it comes to greasy pepperoni pizza?

literally playing with your food like a fucking toddler

It's an old video series of his where he picks around at food like a child, pretends he's doing something smart like Blues Clues, and then uploads a video.

 

[The Stranger]

So I visited my mom recently and for dinner she made spaghetti, but decided to try an "online recipe" that involved making it in a crockpot and even worse - adding greem jeez to it. Seedless to nay it was NOT GUD, but I'm worried that I got tricked into eating a Scalfatty recipe. Do any of y'all know of an older Jack video where he makes spaghetti in a crockpot and adds greem jeez?

 

[Bassomatic]

Does fatty really think that Elon gives a fuck what he thinks or will even see this?

Hulkster, Elon bought twitter (ok he didn't pay out of pocket but I digress) because he didn't like getting meme'd on...there's a chance Elon could reply and it would the funniest shit since sliced bread.

 

[Barsik]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=za6ow6zohjw

We’re gonna gount da bebberoni

We’re gonna measure da beeef dallow for bad ingrediens

Tammy gets mouthy with Jack at beetza lunch and threatens to give Tammy’s lunch to the dog.

Grust burnetd needs baba John’s gorlig dip

Stuff gruss very jeez gaiz

Another fucking video where Jack recommends you call ahead to a fucking fast food place to check if they have a certain item, in this case DOUBLE FUCKING PEPPERONI

Yeah I'm thinking a pizza place can do fucking double pepperoni

 

[Falcon Sebben]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=za6ow6zohjw

We’re gonna gount da bebberoni

We’re gonna measure da beeef dallow for bad ingrediens

Tammy gets mouthy with Jack at beetza lunch and threatens to give Tammy’s lunch to the dog.

Grust burnetd needs baba John’s gorlig dip

Stuff gruss very jeez gaiz

Well that was as retarded as I thought it would be. Again it's not about quality but quantity. Fatty needs the absolute MAXIMUM amount of pepperoni that the pie can handle or else he's being ripped off.

Actually in ways it is funny while we mostly seem to be cooking geeks/fans we have some pretty decent theological stuff happening as well. Jack being so incredibly wrong and our own ideas about food and religion turns into fun banter, theory crafting and sharing ideas and home recipes.

We might be weirdos and internet malcontents but we're educated and informed weirdos and internet malcontents with wide ranging interests and knowledge.

Spoiler: Reminds me of a joke

You're driving along a lonely road having lost your way, it's rainy, there's thunder and you drive by a building with large walls and a big imposing gate. At that point you blow a tire, curse and get out to fix the flat. As you do so you notice a person standing on the other side of the gate just... staring at you. You're a little spooked but go about your business but keep looking back. A flash of lightning reveals the sign is a mental institution meaning the guy who's staring at you is crazy.

You hurry along but a crash of thunder scares you and you accidentally kick the hubcap you were keeping all the lug nuts in into the tall grass. You fumble around but only find one lug nut.

As you stand there cursing your fate the crazy guy calls over and says, "take one nut off the other tires, use those and the one you have to attach the spare. There's a service station a couple miles down the road. You can get some replacements there".

You do so and thank the crazy guy before asking. "how did you figure that out"?

The crazy guy says, "I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid".

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Well that was as retarded as I thought it would be. Again it's not about quality but quantity. Fatty needs the absolute MAXIMUM amount of pepperoni that the pie can handle or else he's being ripped off.

You can easily tell from that video that food insecurity during his childhood hit him extremely hard. The only time you should be worried about getting ripped off in regards to food is if you pay too much for too little.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=za6ow6zohjw

We’re gonna gount da bebberoni

We’re gonna measure da beeef dallow for bad ingrediens

Tammy gets mouthy with Jack at beetza lunch and threatens to give Tammy’s lunch to the dog.

Grust burnetd needs baba John’s gorlig dip

Stuff gruss very jeez gaiz

Little Caesar's pizza isn't like super amazing but it's the best value there is.

There's no way in hell that they could put 100 pepperoni slices on that pizza, unless they were smaller, just due to the size of it. Jack is fucking retarded

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Little Caesar's pizza isn't like super amazing but it's the best value there is.

There's no way in hell that they could put 100 pepperoni slices on that pizza, unless they were smaller, just due to the size of it. Jack is fucking retarded

You would need to make a larger pizza or stack the pepperoni on top of each other.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

There's no way in hell that they could put 100 pepperoni slices on that pizza, unless they were smaller, just due to the size of it. Jack is fucking retarded

You would need to make a larger pizza or stack the pepperoni on top of each other.

stack'em pepperonies tall and put egstra cheez on it #carnivore #gobbless #elonmusk

Pepperoni does not belong on pizza, Jack only solidifies my opinion on that.

 

[Dead Air]

stack'em pepperonies tall and put egstra cheez on it #carnivore #gobbless #elonmusk

Pepperoni does not belong on pizza, Jack only solidifies my opinion on that.

I like pepperoni occasionally, but all the grease it releases onto the cheese and pools up on itself is pretty gross. I prefer ham with peppers and onion these days, my stomach can't take all the grease anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

There's no way in hell that they could put 100 pepperoni slices on that pizza, unless they were smaller, just due to the size of it. Jack is fucking retarded

They should have done it anyway. Finish off that stroked out asshole moron once and for all. It would have a Red Sea of pepperoni grease on top of it and just looking at it would give you a stroke.

 

[Tiresome]

I like pepperoni occasionally, but all the grease it releases onto the cheese and pools up on itself is pretty gross. I prefer ham with peppers and onion these days, my stomach can't take all the grease anymore.

It's funny I've noticed as well the older I get the more I appreciate vegetables on my pizza, a decided swerve away from the all-meat monstrosities of my youth. Some people grow up, some people don't, I suppose.

 

[Dead Air]

It's funny I've noticed as well the older I get the more I appreciate vegetables on my pizza, a decided swerve away from the all-meat monstrosities of my youth. Some people grow up, some people don't, I suppose.

Right? A good margherita pizza is awesome too. Chicken and spinach is pretty good thin crust from dominoes surprisingly though I usually put some buffalo sauce on it too.

 

[p1138]

There's no way in hell that they could put 100 pepperoni slices on that pizza, unless they were smaller, just due to the size of it. Jack is fucking retarded

https://littlecaesars.com/en-us/contact-us/for-the-media/fanceronipepperoni/

Yeah, it's smaller, but you can see even curled up there's actually quite a lot on it. Of course you can also see in the image from Little Caesars that it has grease pooled up in the pepperonis. Personally I think it looks vile. Even ReviewBrah's looks like shit in his video, It was also $10 when they were still doing the $5 "Hot and Ready" normal pepperoni and cheese pizzas, so it was pricier for a Little Caesar's menu item even just a couple years ago.

And then there's this fucking monstrosity

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can’t imagine living with that guy who’s constantly bitching about what he doesn’t have and what he thinks the world owes him. So being him is even further beyond my imagination’s grasp. I don’t know how Tammy hasn’t smothered him with a pillow (you just know he sleeps with his mouth wide open).

If you’re proclaiming yourself religious and seem to lack even basic gratitude for your life — especially when you’ve gotten all the lucky breaks Jack has — I’m just going to think you’re rotten to the core. The fact that this liar calls himself a religious “influencer” makes me MATI.

this fucking monstrosity

I haven’t eaten at Donato’s since I was a kid in the 1990s, but I still remember their sweet pizza sauce they used that turned what would have been good pizza into last resort pizza. (That said I’ve never had Little Caesars.)

 

[p1138]

I haven’t eaten at Donato’s since I was a kid in the 1990s, but I still remember their sweet pizza sauce they used that turned what would have been good pizza into last resort pizza. (That said I’ve never had Little Caesars.)

I've never had Donatos but Little Caesar's is... food. It's a good deal for calories per dollar, it's absolutely crap for pizza. Their biggest thing they were known for, for years is "Hot and Ready" so you show up, pay $6(yes, in this economy) and you get a 14" pizza handed to you that's been sitting in a warming oven for god knows how long. Show up when they're busy, they'll be cycling through them quickly so it won't be sitting around for any length of time. The problem is that 7-Eleven pizza that they bake quickly in a convection oven behind the counter next to the cigarette display gives them a run for their money(this isn't saying much) and is also only like $6.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Little Caesar's is... food.

Even my (at the time) poor-ass parents would never go there. They said it was equivalent to “ketchup on crackers.” I’ll never know but I can nevertheless confidently say it’s too good for Jack.

 

[p1138]

Even my (at the time) poor-ass parents would never go there. They said it was equivalent to “ketchup on crackers.” I’ll never know but I can nevertheless confidently say it’s too good for Jack.

Nah it's not that bad. It still qualifies as pizza, unlike a totinos party pizza which is just ketchup on a cracker.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Even my (at the time) poor-ass parents would never go there. They said it was equivalent to “ketchup on crackers.” I’ll never know but I can nevertheless confidently say it’s too good for Jack.

It's perfectly fine. It's not amazing, but for the price it's hard to beat.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It's perfectly fine. It's not amazing, but for the price it's hard to beat.

I ate quite a bit of it when I went to college the first time. It was fine for what it is, but I'm not going out of my way for it. If I was, I would hit up the local joints or drive nearly three hours out to an Italian place that my family frequented when I went back to college the second time.