💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

Once again, let's check in with the Original J-Dogg to find out what's actually what.

Jack is far from the only so-called 'Christian' in America to completely disregard the letter and spirit of this principle but he's still never gonna see any heaven he believes in.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

To be fair, he is maybe the best motivator for self improvement in the world!

Yeah I’ve put the fork down a few dozen times, and hit the gym hundreds of times because fatty Jack got in my head.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Once again, let's check in with the Original J-Dogg to find out what's actually what.

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Jack is far from the only so-called 'Christian' in America to completely disregard the letter and spirit of this principle but he's still never gonna see any heaven he believes in.

There's also Matthew 25 31-45, which Jack fails miserably

When the Son of Man comes in His glory, and all the holy angels with Him, then He will sit on the throne of His glory. All the nations will be gathered before Him, and He will separate them one from another, as a shepherd divides his sheep from the goats. And He will set the sheep on His right hand, but the goats on the left. Then the King will say to those on His right hand, ‘Come, you blessed of My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: for I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave Me drink; I was a stranger and you took Me in; I was naked and you clothed Me; I was sick and you visited Me; I was in prison and you came to Me.’ “Then the righteous will answer Him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry and feed You, or thirsty and give You drink? When did we see You a stranger and take You in, or naked and clothe You? Or when did we see You sick, or in prison, and come to You?’ And the King will answer and say to them, ‘Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did it to one of the least of these My brethren, you did it to Me.’ “Then He will also say to those on the left hand, ‘Depart from Me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels: for I was hungry and you gave Me no food; I was thirsty and you gave Me no drink; I was a stranger and you did not take Me in, naked and you did not clothe Me, sick and in prison and you did not visit Me.’ “Then they also will answer Him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not minister to You?’ Then He will answer them, saying, ‘Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.’

 

[the khat quaffer]

‘Depart from Me, ye accursed, into the everlasting bonfire of discarded grills forged by the yellow devil and his Chinamen: for I was hungry and you gave Me no MEATS & CHEESE; I was thirsty and you gave Me no popcorn butter flavoring; I was a stranger and you did not buy My sauces, naked and you did not rub Me in dry BBQ spice, sick and in prison and you did not sneak Me in a bacon cheeseburger.’
Then they also will answer Him, saying,
‘Jack, when did we NOT see You hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison?’
Then He will answer them, saying,

‘Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.

  ’

 

[semitooth]

 

[AltisticRight]

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Jack gushing about guys hitting women. Charles replies with equal rights equal lefts.

Incredible.

He's prophesising the limp-ification of Scalfatty's other trotter!

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Who calls themselves an influencer, let alone a Christian one?
Did he forget that he converted an entire congregation to atheism with his disgusting "church dishes"?

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Jack Scalfani,
You are skinny,
Your food is yummy.
I hope you never kill yourself.

 

[Tiresome]

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This stupid hypocritical little dying bitch. He has never been able to stomach something that hits his Hurtful Truth Level no matter who delivers it. He means HE is the only person who qualifies as a real friend. This blob can't stop taking up space on our planet quick enough.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Coming from the same faggot who always says whenever somebody criticizes him, "you should have said this in private or better yet kept it to yourself!"

Unless you have a problem with your ego, this would never come up.

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack absolutely assblasted that Elon won't let him make... pennies... off his trash tweets.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

We’re gonna gount da bebberoni

We’re gonna measure da beeef dallow for bad ingrediens

Tammy gets mouthy with Jack at beetza lunch and threatens to give Tammy’s lunch to the dog.

Grust burnetd needs baba John’s gorlig dip

Stuff gruss very jeez gaiz

 

[Bassomatic]

Actually in ways it is funny while we mostly seem to be cooking geeks/fans we have some pretty decent theological stuff happening as well. Jack being so incredibly wrong and our own ideas about food and religion turns into fun banter, theory crafting and sharing ideas and home recipes.

I've been happy to share my own food thoughts and likes. I've also had a few moments talking about my own spiritually and jack is just objectively incorrect.

He's also so egotistical he never will claim "shock jock" or "character" even on his (very soon) death bed. Jack is honest in his stupidity. Even if he lies about a lot.

He's got no problem opening his mouth and saying guys I'm actually this stupid.

I really hope DOGE finds jacks fast food scam id absolutely love to see him pull elons dick out of his mouth because he rather blow Ronald McDonald. It would be chefs kiss.

Jack I "totally don't drink" but need a case of beer to braise one bratwurst. Made me think it's Derby time we have so much wild mint going make proper Julips. Probably over at my mommy who loves me and has the real cups. She feeds me better than turkey necks and leaves me in the attic.

I'm excited and terrified about gen 3 of scafatti loser clan. I suspect Jack will be very jealous of the attention and try to pretend he's a top notch grandpa . Whole I know and I actually do think he's kinda old fashioned I wonder how he'll act if it's a girl and not able to carry their white trash Genes on. Kinda wonder if it'll also be gay definitely is running in the family.

Since this is a Jack thread and we need to keep it safe to make sure you never eat.

When Jack dies and it'll be sooner rather than later, he probably will be unfairly lucky to go in his sleep but just remember what happens.. Tammy will wake up with out a husband but an absolutely rancid 17 lb baby exploding diaper shit. Her final gift from her gay husband.

 

[p1138]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=za6ow6zohjw

We’re gonna gount da bebberoni

We’re gonna measure da beeef dallow for bad ingrediens

Tammy gets mouthy with Jack at beetza lunch and threatens to give Tammy’s lunch to the dog.

Grust burnetd needs baba John’s gorlig dip

Stuff gruss very jeez gaiz

ogay gaiz, a few changes for fat on the go "going to be doing some more inbestigatib"

How the fuck does he think he's going to identify beef tallow or not? The moment he claims some place isn't using it but they do, he opens himself up to a lawsuit. He sure as fuck doesn't have any means to determine if it's 100% beef tallow. and wtf is "bad ingredients" supposed to mean? Claims he's going to count the pepperoni, Tammy does it for him and "42, that's it?" doesn't know what the price is an Tammy gets it wrong. "izzit cooked?". Claims they're going to get dominos to compare it next week, but they didn't actually weigh the pepperoni so they'd have no idea which place actually put more on it.

This really just amounts to them getting even lazier with Fat on the Go because they don't have to actually go anywhere.

 

[Adamska]

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You literally ended friendships over someone telling you turning comments back on Jack. Charles expressly told you why you needed to take the shitty comments and move on and you killed that friendship harder than that pastor you went to murdered that woman.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=za6ow6zohjw

We’re gonna gount da bebberoni

We’re gonna measure da beeef dallow for bad ingrediens

Tammy gets mouthy with Jack at beetza lunch and threatens to give Tammy’s lunch to the dog.

Grust burnetd needs baba John’s gorlig dip

Stuff gruss very jeez gaiz

It's nice to see the fat retard got confused and did playing and tarding in rage at your fud not having enough meat on it as s "wars" video. Definitely gargling the word brainlessly so he can shove crust down his throat and to justify to his loser of a brother on why he's allowed to eat all of the bread.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

When Jack dies

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He can't be fucked to go to the local joints, though I wouldn't be surprised if he's banned there.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ2BVQYnqr0
Jack absolutely assblasted that Elon won't let him make... pennies... off his trash tweets.

Does fatty really think that Elon gives a fuck what he thinks or will even see this?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Does fatty really think that Elon gives a fuck what he thinks or will even see this?

In his stroked out mind, yes, but we all know Elon isn't going to care or see it.

 

[Shartavius]

Jack is the only one who knows that he's the main character in the story of Elon Musk, and no one around him is willing to contradict this because fatso is liable to spin his X hat around and shit in protest.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=za6ow6zohjw

I can hardly pay attention to Jack when he's talking because his wheezing before every sentence just reminds me of those WWE edits

 

[the khat quaffer]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=za6ow6zohjw

We’re gonna gount da bebberoni

We’re gonna measure da beeef dallow for bad ingrediens

Tammy gets mouthy with Jack at beetza lunch and threatens to give Tammy’s lunch to the dog.

Grust burnetd needs baba John’s gorlig dip

Stuff gruss very jeez gaiz

1:30ish "We're gonna count the pepperonis [sic], get into some real 'playing with your food' type pizza wars"

What does "playing with your food" mean to Jack when it comes to greasy pepperoni pizza? If that (creepy) AI-generated picture of a toddler with food all over his face in some of his previous intros is any indicator, is he gonna bury his face in the hot oil+cheese ()? Gonna peel off the pepperoni and stick them to his face?

Within moments of unveiling the pie, Jack says 'that doesn't look right', but never explains what, even though a stray jalapeno/green pepper (?) piece is on the left side, never mentioned. 'Stuffed crust, double pepperoni, double cheese' ...even as an Amerimutt I feel absolutely disgusted. This is Heart Attack Grill levels.

Tammy got out a measuring tape to measure the 14-incher at 13&1/2" (actually 13&3/4" ish). Mrs. Rainman then actually counted all the pepperoni to see if consumers are getting the highest possible $/meatz. Jack gets the price wrong at $10, which Tammz corrects him by saying it was $10.99. He didn't bother to change the graphic text. Jack never explains how he (Tammy) got the 'correct price' value.

Spoiler: The 'correct price' value

The 'correct price' of $8.99 in his graphic is probably mushbrain math comparing a previous pizza where the store 'guaranteed' ~100 pepperoni. Jack probably just took the price of the 100 pep pizza and divided it by 2 (50 pepperoni is close enough to 42) to extract the $8.99 figure which would put the 100 pep pizza at $18. My math says $21.42 ($9 for 42 pepperoni compared to $? for 100 pepperoni).
This of course is all predicated on whether or not Jack derived his 'correct price' figure correctly ( ) and whether the mythical 100 pepperoni pizza was even a LCs pizza and was also a stuffed crust double cheese double pep. The size (L or XL) is also a factor as a stuffed crust extra large pizza would be extremely expensive due to cheese costs, and I've never heard of any store doing stuffed crust on an XL. Regardless, the thought of 100 pepperoni plopped onto a L-size pizza is absolutely frightening with or without the extra cheese and stuffed crust.

3:20ish: Found footage of a state healthcare worker attending to a retard.
'I .. snort I-I guess my mife [?!] is..is directing this video.'
'That's right.'
'What's next honey?'
'Now you gotta turn off so you can count the pizza pepperoni.'
Jack is then briefly entertained by Hope.

Also, when they start putting the pizza up close Jack has to put up some pictures covering half the screen. One of those pictures isn't even of the goddamn pizza they're eating - the pepperoni in the picture are cup-type pepperoni, and the crust is different. I'm sure Li'l Seizures would love their product getting free advertising by having a picture of a totally unrelated pizza smothered over their product.



Even when his phone and his wife does everything for him he still manages to fuck everything up w.r.t. content creation. Ten+ fucking years, Jack.