💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Third World Aristocrat]

@Third World Aristocrat having issues quoting you on mobile, but thank you for the archive.

Them’s the tweets of an unrepentant man. (well, “man”)

I ran my scraper until November 5, 2023, so all tweets up to that date have been "screenshoted" at least. The screenshots total approximately 410 MB, so I can't simply upload them here.

Unfortunately, I archived this somewhat recently, so some tweets Nick is responding to (e.g., April tweets) don't appear inside the screenshots.

My code is a mess—I don’t really know how to code and used ChatGPT for assistance. However, it’s doing good work. I made it log all the tweets in this Google Sheet, which can be easily accessed for anyone interested: Link to the Google Sheet

 

[AnOminous]

ROFL He ended up not streaming?! C´mon...

Imagine the most enormous cuckold in the entire world saying he'd do something and then not doing it. Completely unexpected. Guess he was just too busy gargling gigantic cocks.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Yeah, like the bodycam? The cps stuff you sealed? Everything you tried so desperately to bury? If it is the bodycam, considering the shit null has gone through, that'd be really funny.

I think we're gonna get the bodycam. Not from @MNPublicRecords necessarily, but eventually. Null is pissed.

The rest of the CPS stuff is probably legally beyond anyone's grasp, unfortunately (and why I think MNPR went dark). I just assume it's awful and would betray Nick's hand waiving. Same with the PSI report we'll likely never see.

I don't think it's NSFW requiring a spoiler, but report this if you think it should be.

Okay.



JK.

Also, there might be some Harry Potter related stuff in a cupboard.

My curiosity is piqued.

Is there a clip of this? If true, this is sick AND shows that Drexel may really be totally done with Nick. He will need another token black friend.

He'll just take another trip to Jamaica.

EDIT: Thumbnailed.

 

[AltisticRight]

Why wouldn't Skelly streeeeeeeeem?

@elb you might like this since you're a fan of KF shitposts.

 

[waffle]

I wish he could "get better," whatever that may be, but I don't have high hopes for that. My main concern is for the five children who depend on having parents who aren't under the influence of illegal drugs and who require parents who won't neglect them.
How neglected WERE those children? The bodycam footage would help answer that question.

150 years ago and before most people were riped on multiple substances, most of the time - and they still kept their kids cleaner and better fed than Nick apparently did in 2024. Those people 150 years ago were also mostly sustenance farmers with dirt floors who owned 3-4 sets of clothes per family member...

 

[Melty Butter]

There has been some news coverage. Notably, the West Central Tribune has ignored it - I'm starting to wonder about that.

1) Wil Herren is back at it from Louisiana (or wherever he's getting liposuction, per Divinity) Fox 15. Link.

This was notable. He included a very visible link to his August 2024 article about the Farms:


2) KWLM Radio, featured this article..

KWLM is headed by JP Cola who wrote this and, as this thread has documented, likely knows the Rekietas from local theater work. Worth clicking through because it features Nick's audio comments on Camelot's show (odd that they would have that), taking "accountability" in a very whiny voice.

3) Fox 9 Minneapolis-St. Paul published this.
This stuck out to me. They, too, have his remarks from "another YouTuber's channel".

Below, while broadly true, is odd. That's not how we know this. We know it based on MNPublicRecords.

...
Intriguingly, someone has provided the "accountability" clip and statement for the media.

 

[Jump]

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Yeah, like the bodycam? The cps stuff you sealed? Everything you tried so desperately to bury? If it is the bodycam, considering the shit null has gone through, that'd be really funny.

Null said on MATI that they can't legally hold it back once they have a guilty plea. So if MPRecords comes up with it and saves Null from having to sue then thats great.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Is there a clip of this?

 

[Vibralldo]

Imagine the most enormous cuckold in the entire world saying he'd do something and then not doing it. Completely unexpected. Guess he was just too busy gargling gigantic cocks.

Nick's lied and not streamed far more than he's actually streamed at this point.

 

[Swole McPole]

That Hedonism II exhibitionist lewd photo was actually a staple of the resort.

He really couldn't stop himself from boasting about the fact that he was vacationing in Hedonism II during Queen of Spades week, could he?

Presumably, he thought it was an 'in joke' reference that only other swingers and cuckolds will get. NEVER underestimate the power of aggregated autism.

 

[AltisticRight]

There has been some news coverage. Notably, the West Central Tribune has ignored it - I'm starting to wonder about that.

First: https://archive.ph/mhKCq
Second: https://archive.ph/ME0X7
Third: https://archive.ph/xsiFH

https://www.kadn.com/news/national/lawyer-popular-youtuber-nick-rekieta-given-deferred-28-day-jail-sentence-receives-5-years-conditional/article_0f0f28bf-25ed-4c42-98dc-5144901ccff8.html

Lawyer & popular YouTuber Nick Rekieta given deferred 28-day jail sentence; receives 5 years conditional probation​

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

https://www.willmarradio.com/news/spicer-attorney-and-you-tuber-nick-rekieta-sentenced-to-30-days-in-jail-on-drug/article_9e32aec8-1422-484f-b0e1-9f629c13c477.html

Spicer attorney [sic] and You-Tuber Nick Rekieta sentenced to 30 days in jail on drug charge​

(I added the [sic] into the inaccurate title for the sake of journalistic integrity.)

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

https://www.fox9.com/news/youtube-lawyer-rekieta-sentenced-drug-possession

YouTube lawyer Nick Rekieta sentenced for drug possession​

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

 

[demicolon]

Calm down, it's still March 50 of 2025.

 

[AnOminous]

During his probationary period, Nick Rekieta will be subjected to random drug and alcohol tests, and must complete 80 hours of community service. Another condition it seems the Rekietas will be forced to deal with is the paying for the drug tests. According to Rekieta, the tests cost around $32 each.

Enjoy licking the jackboots of the state for five years you worthless cokehead faggot!

 

[Sneed Force One]

“The court was very gracious with the ruling," he replied.

 

[sherwoods110]

Coming soon to a highway near you.
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Oh no! They're going to make him do manual labor? He'll have to exert himself physically for hours at a time? This is going to kill him, what are they thinking?!?!

 

[200MB]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=unooJIAQx64

Getting the Drex interview would be huge. That man knows where all the Rekieta raccoon bodies are buried.
Pretty funny how even Drex doesn't know wtf Kayla does all day lmao.

 

[BelUwUga]

Oh no! They're going to make him do manual labor? He'll have to exert himself physically for hours at a time? This is going to kill him, what are they thinking?!?!

Psh you and I both know he'll take some easy office work, probably pro boner representation for some indigent clients. Easy peazy two weeks of work. Oh wait....

NOT AUTHORIZED
Enjoy collecting trash Rackets!

 

[dont step on snack]

Any chance that the future allowance questionnaires to leave the country / state for his cuck resort are public? It would be absolutely hilarious
Either way, no way in hell would he be allowed to, he will have to look elsewhere for his cuckold needs.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Enjoy licking the jackboots of the state for five years you worthless cokehead faggot!

IIRC, as we don't know Nick's drug testing schedule (yet), lets say its fortnightly.

$32 a drug test × 2 times a month = $64 a month
$64 a month × 12 months in a year = $768 a year

$768 × 5 years = $3,840 wasted solely on self-snitching to the evil 'gubment of the USA of KKK, putting a whitebread ass felony nigga down.

 

[Beavis]

100% agree. Going by the average addict, he will have a string of relapses, end up breaking his probation numerous times and serving weeks or months in county lockup, until his family has enough, or the Judge has enough. Giving him a year or more of real time / forcing him to sign himself as a ward of his wife/parents and booking him in for a full term rehab course as a inpatient. In five years Nick will be: A: Dead, B: In Prison, C: living a radically changed life thanks to an intense rehab program or D: A miserable addict alienated from his family.

The ridiculous nonsense of the past year has achieved less than nothing (as we said it would), This time last year, nick's parents should have sat him and kayla down and laid down the law "six months rehab or no trustfund payments".

I think Nick is going to go the Ralph route and doctor shop so he can abuse prescription drugs.