💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%

  • Total voters
    696
Coming soon to a highway near you.
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Even people who expect wendigos stalking the highways at night will be suprised and terrified by the daytime high visibility wendigo. Imagine that thing flagging you down and trying to gain entry to your vehicle to sniff whatever cocaine particles might be inhabiting it. After you yell through the window that you don't do cocaine and drive away you can hear it howl with it's galaxy gas voice "YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING"
 
I was gathering resources for a new shitpost.

That Hedonism II exhibitionist lewd photo was actually a staple of the resort. How fucking coombrained pornsick was this man?
I don't think it's NSFW requiring a spoiler, but report this if you think it should be.

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Is that better or worse than being Mad at the Internet?
One gets you debanked. The other gets you so thoroughly humiliated that you will become a shadow of your former self, lose nearly everything and slide down four standard deviations on the IQ scale. One makes you a trve Evropean cheese connoisseur. The other makes you use A5 Walmart wagyu sprinkled with Absheron saffron, Alba white truffles and Yartsa Gunbu mushrooms to create a plate of slop that is considered a war crime in every single nation in the world.

Safe to say I rather be MATI.
P U S S Y
F A G G O T / C U C K O L D
AFRAID OF THE SOBERING LIMELIGHT
Called it, he was going to go "PC BROKE CAN'T STREAM". Surprised he didn't blame MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEDZ on it.
I was gathering resources for a new shitpost.
:really: : is it about tripods?
 
I was gathering resources for a new shitpost.

That Hedonism II exhibitionist lewd photo was actually a staple of the resort. How fucking coombrained pornsick was this man?
I don't think it's NSFW requiring a spoiler, but report this if you think it should be.
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Nick taking a nude photo with his wife on the sign is emblematic of how he thinks he's a fucking galaxybrained ubermench. The only reason that it took so long for people to do the math was a baseline level of "while it's funny to joke about Nick taking his wife to Jamaica to get plowed by black bulls there's no way he actually did it". But how wrong we were. And then we found Ricardo and Romaine. And then he told us about the bastard abortion scam he fell for. He is constantly betrayed by his own genius.
 
Calling it now - Nick will be the first documented case of a human overdosing on nitrous.
I know this has come up before, probably in this very thread, and I referenced the same anecdote as I am about to:
a few decades ago in the appartment complex I was living two college-aged kids were found dead with plastic bags over their heads. Since Nick is determined to be a dumb kid again I can see that happening to him.

How the fuck do you not alternate when there are two of you?
 
I know this has come up before, probably in this very thread, and I referenced the same anecdote as I am about to:
a few decades ago in the appartment complex I was living two college-aged kids were found dead with plastic bags over their heads. Since Nick is determined to be a dumb kid again I can see that happening to him.

How the fuck do you not alternate when there are two of you?
:really: : You don't know shit about science. Air is 78% nitrogen so huffing galaxy gas is effectively like breathing in 78% air. I read 40 quora answers about this.
 
I know this has come up before, probably in this very thread, and I referenced the same anecdote as I am about to:
a few decades ago in the appartment complex I was living two college-aged kids were found dead with plastic bags over their heads. Since Nick is determined to be a dumb kid again I can see that happening to him.

How the fuck do you not alternate when there are two of you?
I hope he doesn't die of any kind of overdose, or even die young for any reason. I wish he could "get better," whatever that may be, but I don't have high hopes for that. My main concern is for the five children who depend on having parents who aren't under the influence of illegal drugs and who require parents who won't neglect them.
How neglected WERE those children? The bodycam footage would help answer that question.
Another concern is also over the damage that lawyers (and even former lawyers) like Nick do to the legal system. I'm still blown away that he allegedly accessed Aaron's online files (allegedly including confidential attorney-client communications) for so long.
If that's determined to be true, he should be disbarred.
For someone so clearly out of control, I think incarceration (in a jail or a prison) could be a good thing. At a minimum, the five-year probation sentence will keep the children on the radar of people who, presumably, are not high on nitrous, weed, coke, or any other illegal substance, so that will add a layer of protection for those five children, at least for the next five years.
 
No other details were revealed. Copium is waiting for something before he talks about the info he got from Drex. I don't think Drex showed his Dick, judging by the way Copium was talking.
Also, there might be some Harry Potter related stuff in a cupboard

It will be "Funny & Weird", so I'm expecting a Harry Potter themed penis contraption.
 
So am I right in saying that he's a felon now? Does that mean he's no longer allowed to own any firearms for the rest of time or just until probation ends? Also should the description for this thread be changed from "legally a felonious, copyright cuck" to just something like "copyright cuck" and move the felon towards be one of the first things mentioned.
 
So am I right in saying that he's a felon now? Does that mean he's no longer allowed to own any firearms for the rest of time or just until probation ends? Also should the description for this thread be changed from "legally a felonious, copyright cuck" to just something like "copyright cuck" and move the felon towards be one of the first things mentioned.
No, the felony charge is stayed.
He is in deferred adjudication, part of which is a 5 year probationary period that exists primarily to make sure he stays sober and does not relapse.
 
So am I right in saying that he's a felon now? Does that mean he's no longer allowed to own any firearms for the rest of time or just until probation ends? Also should the description for this thread be changed from "legally a felonious, copyright cuck" to just something like "copyright cuck" and move the felon towards be one of the first things mentioned.
only until probation ends, if he completes everything correctly, the charge is completely dismissed, no criminal record
 
I hope he doesn't die of any kind of overdose, or even die young for any reason. I wish he could "get better," whatever that may be, but I don't have high hopes for that. My main concern is for the five children who depend on having parents who aren't under the influence of illegal drugs and who require parents who won't neglect them.
How neglected WERE those children? The bodycam footage would help answer that question.
Another concern is also over the damage that lawyers (and even former lawyers) like Nick do to the legal system. I'm still blown away that he allegedly accessed Aaron's online files (allegedly including confidential attorney-client communications) for so long.
If that's determined to be true, he should be disbarred.
For someone so clearly out of control, I think incarceration (in a jail or a prison) could be a good thing. At a minimum, the five-year probation sentence will keep the children on the radar of people who, presumably, are not high on nitrous, weed, coke, or any other illegal substance, so that will add a layer of protection for those five children, at least for the next five years.

100% agree. Going by the average addict, he will have a string of relapses, end up breaking his probation numerous times and serving weeks or months in county lockup, until his family has enough, or the Judge has enough. Giving him a year or more of real time / forcing him to sign himself as a ward of his wife/parents and booking him in for a full term rehab course as a inpatient. In five years Nick will be: A: Dead, B: In Prison, C: living a radically changed life thanks to an intense rehab program or D: A miserable addict alienated from his family.

The ridiculous nonsense of the past year has achieved less than nothing (as we said it would), This time last year, nick's parents should have sat him and kayla down and laid down the law "six months rehab or no trustfund payments".
 
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