💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
N1bbaN3rd said:
Showing up to church high with smelly kids is something that parishioners tend to frown upon, especially those of the Scandinavian prude variety.

Calling it now - Nick will be the first documented case of a human overdosing on nitrous.
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It's also funny and weird that none of his YouTube colleagues wrote him a letter or his daddy juju, you would have expected (((goodlawgic))) branca or Barnes and (((viva))) to try and help sweep. I agree Ricky is going to surpass steve-o levels of nitrous use and either die or become more of a vegetable than Qayla
 
Sheryl Nome said:
I HAD TO SORT OUT MY FIERCE AUDIO ISSUES

Bitch you've been a streamer for years now, what are these sudden audio issues shutting you down.
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The fag isn't having "audio issues" he's having complete lack of testicles issues.
Swole McPole said:
They did have a ridiculously high success rate. Other programs claimed something like 10% of patients were still abstinent within a year of completing the program. This one had outcomes of something like 90% abstinence after 12 months. I think this had very little to do with the therapeutic content of the program and everything to do with the rigorous monitoring program and the desire to maintain that upper middle class income/lifestyle.
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Amazingly, the way you quit doing drugs is you stop taking them.
 
Necrosan said:
I fucking hate this self deprecating humor so much. Just say you are sorry like a normal human being.
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Nick is permanently infected with the Dick Masterson "ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK" requirement to make everything a faggy joke. Any sincerity is seen as weakness, you must be constantly on the edgy offensive.

Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka was like this for over a decade before fucking his wives and children out of his last cent and then blew his brains out.

You'd think this would be a lesson to learn from for Narco Nick and Juju the Cow. But no.
 
Necrosan said:
I fucking hate this self deprecating humor so much. Just say you are sorry like a normal human being.
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"Ha ha ha I'm a completely disgusting child abusing drug addict piece of shit isn't it hilarious?"
 
Swole McPole said:
The trick is in changing from wanting to use to not wanting to use. Nobody's really found a magic way to flip that particular switch yet.
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And the first step is to stop. As your mental capacity slowly returns to normal, you realize what a bad idea it was to use at all.

Honestly the worst was cigarettes. I still sometimes wake up in a cold sweat from a dream where I smoked a cigarette.
 
SMOCAINE 4 said:
You had me up until you suggested he could charm a woman
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Inexplicable, I know but there's a particular variety of wine moms that finds Rekieta appealing. Whether its a conditioned response to his law licence, a lusting for the trust fund or some women just like cuckolds, I've no idea, but his locals channel used to be full of nasty sweaty wine moms displaying their titties and buttholes in an attempt to get Rekieta's attention.
 
AnOminous said:
Honestly the worst was cigarettes. I still sometimes wake up in a cold sweat from a dream where I smoked a cigarette.
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My experience as well. It was Champix that eventually did the trick for me, but before then, I was going to bed with nicotine lozenges in my mouth because otherwise I'd wake up multiple times during the night to get up and smoke. Prior to Champix, I'd tried everything and never gotten anywhere.

Lots of people had weird side effects with Champix and they've taken them off the market in the UK now, but I took them for about a month and then realized it was time I was supposed to stop -- and I haven't had a cigarette from that day to this. No cravings at all either, but I'd come out of the supermarket and instinctively reach for my cigarettes because in the past, that''d be the longest I'd go without one.

I do miss the days when you could smoke everywhere though.
 
I'm really looking forward to the "totally zonked on GHB" and "eather goblin" phases as Nick starts going through more and more obscure and outdated drugs to try and beat suspicion and testing.
 
Swole McPole said:
No cravings at all either, but I'd come out of the supermarket and instinctively reach for my cigarettes because in the past, that''d be the longest I'd go without one.
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I just look at the price. Holy fuck, this is what it would cost to smoke again? What kind of retard would spend like ten bucks every day to wake up coofing every morning?
 
AnOminous said:
What kind of retard would spend like ten bucks every day to wake up coofing every morning?
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I wish they were only ten dollars a pack here. 20 Benson and Hedges is £18.31. I was smoking two packs a day. That's the cost of a decent heroin habit.

And the heroin's all cut with fentanyl. The days of drug habits are OVER.
 
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