💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
My prediction is Nick coping with "As long as I'm sober until August I won't have to go to jail" then subtly indicate he will use hard after he avoids jail, and inevitably end up in jail when he gets randomly tested.
 
The reporter Wil Herren tweeted that Rekieta's sentencing came as a surprise to him because "a source" (probably Rekieta himself) told him that he would not face any jail time. He then retweeted Rekieta announcing his new show.

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Judges hardly ever give the state all of what they’re asking for unless your crime is that egregious or you piss the judge off

And knowing Nick, everyone wanted him under the jail
 
Now begins the "The Great Race for the Footage"™

Who will release it first?
  • Nick Rekieta's "Bias Removed" heavily edited "The Truth" version?
  • EWUs version with opening highlights and fast-forwarding the boring bits?
  • Josh Moon's full, unedited raw footage?
 
The message in sending him to Cognitive Life Skill Training is: "You are an amoral sociopath with no social skills and no ability to deal with your own life who is still having a problem understanding that you are guilty."

He must have really made an impression in the sentencing interview.
 
Yesterday we had non apology from Karl jobst, soon ™ Rakieta will have his copium (hopefully another cocke) stream.
Farmers eating good this Easter.
 
CoomerTine said:
Judges hardly ever give the state all of what they’re asking for unless your crime is that egregious or you piss the judge off

And knowing Nick, everyone wanted him under the jail
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Shouldn't have called her judge pussy liquor and made her recuse

daffodils said:
First Lawtube reaction. Sean takes the high road and says 30 days is a bit much. Joe gets his kneepads out:"Miss Nick Rekieta? The WORLD misses Nick Rekieta!"

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Sean is still coping that he was wrong and Nick will be going to jail
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
The reporter Wil Herren tweeted that Rekieta's sentencing came as a surprise to him because "a source" (probably Rekieta himself) told him that he would not face any jail time. He then retweeted Rekieta announcing his new show.

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Why is he so elusive when he is blatantly sucking Nick's cock straight from the tap?
"A source", just say "Nick told me", what a fag.

Also
> Being told something by Nick Rekieta
> Not instinctively assuming the exact opposite out of principle
ISHYDDT
 
Vibralldo said:
Sean is still coping that he was wrong and Nick will be going to jail
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This is the biggest win Nick got on Sean so i'd be a bit upset too. I get he a criminal defense lawyer but some people need to go to jail to learn they aren't in charge. Nick is one of those people. 5 years of probation and not drinking is a bigger thing though.
 
Potatoherder said:
This is the biggest win Nick got on Sean so i'd be a bit upset too. I get he a criminal defense lawyer but some people need to go to jail to learn they aren't in charge. Nick is one of those people. 5 years of probation and not drinking is a bigger thing though.
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To be fair to Sean, nobody could have forseen Crackets showing so much contempt for the court. Nick begged the court to make an example out of him.
 
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