💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%
  • Total voters
    696
The only thing I can do now is channel this old post from Null, because it says it all.

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Hoooooly shit guys. This is beyond my wildest expectations.

Big Mommy said:
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From https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8teniZeiP4
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"He can not use any alcohol."

Yeah, he's going to prison... eventually. Calling it now.

He ain't gonna make it 5 years sober. I doubt he'll make it 5 hours.

Also, thanks for the clip Mom.
 
I was sweating my ass off doing yard work and just found out.
I WAS gonna get chinese food, but should I get pizza like I said I was going to if he got jail time?

Surprising they're waiting so long to have him report, though.
 
BibiLivesMatter said:
My honest vote is that nick gets middle to light sentencing today. No jail time at all. However, I think that will still be good, cause we know how lowcows like Nick get when they win something and eventually go into a L with their boasting and ego hitting a peak.
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This is my position too. I don't know if Americans still pretend their prisons are actually rehabilitative, but there would be no point sending Nick there either way. He wouldn't learn from it, it would just re-enforce his narrative that he's being turned into a martyr by the state.

Plus if he goes to jail we stop getting entertainment unless he's able to smuggle an ass-phone in and stream from jail, but if he couldn't be bothered to stream while free I doubt he's gonna make the effort while he's busy dodging Tyrone's advances. I guess he could at least keep spite-tweeting while recovering in the prison ward.

ETA: Disregard that I suck cocks (and just saw the community feature). I look forward to seeing Nick acting like a tough guy once he emerges from his 30 day stint.
 
solidus said:
What does: “May be deferred on complaint with probation” mean?
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It is being overlooked here. Essentially if Nick takes a knee to his probation officer, passes drug tests and other such things, he can avoid those days in jail.

The Judge is basically saying "This is serious, it's happening, follow the rules or you are done"
 
Everyone that's near Nick has their life screwed up at some point, I would not be surprised to see his probation officer try to become Internet famous by talking about Nick to someone online. They have to be "professional" but they don't have the same confidentially as doctors or lawyers and law enforcement are retards anyway. It would be quite the development. Also fuck Nick for stealing another LOTY, he's going to be like EA winning worst company in America repeatedly.
 
Honestly him possibly not actually seeing jail is ancillary to the real victory: That the Honourable SJW seems to have found Nick and his behaviour so odious that he gave him the full brunt of the recommended sentencing. As someone pointed out here, only a 70% chance. He got the book thrown at him with rigour! The 5 year probation is the bigger hit to him no doubt anyway, it's crazy that he managed to snag that.
 
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