💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Finally some real justice! Enjoy prison in Candy Yoshi Jail, stalker incel prude.

Delivered by a judge with the initials: SJW

Hallelujah.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Can he do weekends or does he have to do it straight? Doing weekends is nothing but an entire month straight might actually fuck with him.

Sounds like it's weekends, he's supposed to report on a Friday at 7pm.

 

[Arv3k]

Right on. It's a VERY Good Friday today.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I so want those transcripts.

This is the upper end of the guidelines.

Meaning Balldo must have completely fucked up that interview or he made a terrible impression at that rehab, or both. Or they've watched his drugs are cool streams.

People calm down though. If he is a good boy between now and August, he avoids the 30 days.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

So I take it he will not have his stream today as promised.

It would be the worst idea he’s ever had.

Do it Nick

 

[Meat Target]

Does he have grounds for appeal or is this 100% definitive?

No, you can't appeal a guilty plea AFAIK. He'd have to have withdrawn it before this.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

So, return to streaming still on for tonight?

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

RELEASE THE BODYCAM FOOTAGE

 

[Desktop User2]

 

[Canoodler]

Like proper motions, appearing extremely apologetic every where and such and he would have gotten of much lighter...

Getting Nick to show some humility, professionalism, and contrition is simply an impossible task I'm afraid.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It would be the worst idea he’s ever had.

Do it Nick

Perhaps with a whisky to calm his nerves

 

[200MB]

Balldo's child driving skills weren't enough to keep him out of jail LMAO
Absolutely BTFO'D

 

[Sneed Force One]

Unironic total fucking Balldo DEATH

L
F
G

 

[hesaback]

Time for a superchat...

<<<< My favourite lawtuber got sentenced today>>> TOAST

 

[Scorpion From MK]

Snip

Enjoy prison, Baldo child.

 

[Tiger Jack]

All of the other inmates are going to make fun of your gay tattoos in jail, Nick.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He pissed that judge off. God bless the Honorable SJW for making @Fapcop's dream of a Nick-free Qayla come true.

 

[Meat Target]

Kiwis on scene are reporting he wore a purple Joker suit? What a fag.

 

[200MB]

Do we get the transcript from the sentencing? From what the lady on Divinity's stream was saying it's pure gold.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope this doesn’t jeopardize his “Rumble deal.” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO.